The visitor is not good.
Xiao Hei's entire cat's fur exploded.
The back is arched, every hair is bristling, and "Don't come over" is written all over it.
In the face of crisis, everyone is the same.
"Meow-"
Stimulate the other party with a sharp voice and keep the other party away.
Xiao Hei is a rare hero, vowing to show his unique tomcat charm at this moment.
Chu Shicha didn't feel anything, mainly because of his cognitive differences.
He subconsciously felt that he was still a human being, not some other creature.
It was just a cat with a more flamboyant appearance, and Chu Shicha didn't take him seriously.
But Xiao Hei is very clear that the cat in front of him is the overlord here.
Before, he heard many wild cats say that there is a guy who is not easy to mess with here, but he didn't expect to meet him today.
"Chuchu, run quickly and call my mother, I will deal with it here!"
Xiao Hei felt that he was a man, even a cat would be fascinated by his charm.
As a result, when he looked back, the noble puppet cat stared at his beautiful eyes, stood where he was, and did not appear to be planning to leave.
Before Xiao Hei had time to say anything, the tabby wild cat pounced on him.
This cat has a bit of evil nature, with a beautiful Sichuan character between its eyebrows and a scar on its pupil, it looks like it has experienced many battles.
After wandering for so long, there are naturally some ways.
Huban said quietly: "You are the manager here? Give up this territory, and I can spare your life."
Xiao Hei pushed Chu Shicha with his hands and ordered him to leave with his eyes, but the other party still did not move.Xiao Hei doesn't understand, is he good-looking?High, I bought it with my brain.
It's fine if you don't leave, I will definitely protect him!
Xiao Hei thought so in his heart, but his tail was clamped tightly, and he was scared to death.
Tabby fell in love with the puppet cat at first glance, and felt that this beautiful idiot was very suitable for his appetite, especially those eyes, when he looked at it, his bones were crisp.
"Good boy, come and fight with me if you have the ability. If you lose, the trash can in this territory will belong to me, as well as this beautiful girl in front of you!"
Tabby showed his paws and licked it twice, his eyes were straight and he didn't hide it.
Xiao Hei frowned, and said to himself, what a pity, he is a trash picker.
But hearing the latter sentence, the whole cat is not well.
"Chuchu, don't worry, I will definitely protect you!"
Huban's ears pricked up, and he said angrily, "If you don't eat a toast, you'll be punished!"
As he said that, he rushed towards Xiao Hei.
Winning and losing are not hard to tell.
Mao Xiaohei, although he looks like a pig, is not a pig in essence. He has inherited the pork belly of a pig.
And the other side is different.The muscles that have been tempered and honed are comparable to Gu Hanjian's eight-pack abs. The claws are sharp and sharp, and the claws are sharp, so there is no chance for Xiao Hei to fight.
Xiao Hei's paw was stuck on his face, and he was so frightened that his shit almost came out.
Xiao Hei: "Mom——"
The one-year-old child was beaten to the point of crying for his father and mother in an instant.
Tabby, win.
The triumphant tabby is stepping on the devil's footsteps, planning to take his beloved cat to pick up trash together.
Tabby shyly said, "This..."
Chu Shicha was noble and cold: "Shut up."
Tabby: "...can I take you to pick up the trash?"
Chu Shicha: "Sorry, I have someone to support me."
Tabby: "..."
Chu Shicha: "You hit my cat."
Tabby couldn't stand this grievance, and wanted to use the most primitive way to teach the little boy in front of him how to be a cat.
Tabby: "It seems that you are disobedient, and you still want to avenge that fool, so come on! I will not show mercy just because you are beautiful!"
Trash, idiot, little He Erkang: "Leave me alone! Go and call my mother—"
Chu Shicha was noble and glamorous, his pale pupils narrowed into a vertical line: "Shut up."
Then the whole cat jumped on it, and the two cats got mixed up in an instant.
Tiger Ban didn't intend to be cruel at first, after all, the opponent is so good-looking and smells so good, if he gets hurt somewhere, it will be bad.
But gradually, Tabby discovered a key problem
He can't beat it
Three minutes later, the tabby cried on the spot.
"Are you little fairies so good at fighting?"
Chu Shicha stepped on Tiger Banner, his pupils tightened instantly when he saw Gu Hanjian open the French windows.
"Feel sorry."
Chu Shicha immediately let go of Tiger Ban, and met Gu Hanjian's eyes.
Gu Hanjian smiled very powerfully, that is, it would be better if the anger value around him was not so high.
Gu Hanjian then took something and yelled at the hateful tabby, feeling quite aggrieved.
"Where did the dog come from, and dare to attack my wife!"
"My wife!"
"I am such a big wife!"
"Honey, come back!"
Chu Shicha: ...
For some reason, after turning into a cat, Gu Hanjian became even more disturbed.
Chu Shicha flicked his beautiful tail and hurried over, trying to appease his family.
"Meow~"
Gu Hanjian: "Honey, hurry up and kiss me."
Chu Shicha: There is nothing to love in life.jpg.
Gu Hanjian is acting like a lunatic now, buying a bunch of fairy costumes and changing them for him one by one, truly serving him from the inside out.
If it wasn't for Chu Shicha's desperate resistance, Gu Hanjian would have hugged him even to go to the bathroom.
No, I have to find a way to change back quickly!
Chu Shicha gritted his teeth secretly.
·
Why it turned into a cat, no one knows.
One day, when Chu Shicha was out for a walk, he overheard an old chess player talking about all the strange things, such as a rooster turning into a hen overnight... No matter what kind of strange things, there will always be a source. According to the saying, as long as you do good deeds and have good intentions, you will always be blessed by God.
Chu Shicha didn't remember anything else, but only a few sentences.
The first is, karma, what bad things did he do.
The second is to do more good deeds.
Chu Shicha is so sad... I don't want to eat, the whole cat has lost weight from hunger, which makes Gu Hanjian's heart ache.
In order to be able to become a human sooner, Chu Shicha tried his best to find information from the two little guys.
Big cats, black cats and little black cats are all noisy cats, and the content of the chat basically ranges from one area to another.
In addition to their two sources of information, there are also birds chirping scum.
"Hey, I heard that the tabby that was not easy to mess with before was messed with!"
"It serves you right."
"It's not peaceful here recently. Many cats have died. Tsk tsk tsk, I don't know what's going on."
"Yesterday I heard that household A lost several cats."
"It's not peaceful, it's not peaceful, stop running around now."
Chu Shicha took the information into his ears while basking in the sun.
The first step to do a good job is to solve this case first!
That night, Chu Shicha was hugged by Gu Hanjian, tooth by tooth was cleaned, and Chu Shicha's gums were crisp.
He typed to Gu Hanjian, "I'm going to check things up."
Gu Hanjian refused to let him go, and planned to go with him, sticky like a piece of brown sugar.
Chu Shicha licked the back of his hand, comforting him, and found a compromise.
"You wait for me here, I'll come back and find you."
Chu Shicha took advantage of the night to leave.
Gu Hanjian sighed: "Honey, you are a walking RMB, what if you get lost?"
Then he took out his phone and smiled slyly.
Big black and little black are already waiting there.
"We got the news from the bird, there are people sneaking here!"
Chu Shicha looked over there, and suddenly a bald head popped out of the grass.
Xiao Hei: "Aha! Mom——"
Dahei slapped him: "What are you afraid of, I've never seen a bald cat before!"
Chu Shicha looked at Tiger Ban whose hair had been shaved, and laughed without losing consciousness.
Tabby was even more embarrassed.
"What are you looking at! I've never seen a bald head! Oh shit, if I find that bastard, I'll tear him apart with my hands!"
Consistent with the outside world, but harmonized the relationship between several cats.
Xiao Hei said: "Brother Huzi, don't be so fierce, we have a lot of garbage here, and it's all yours."
Tiger Ban is used to being fierce, and he couldn't hold it back for a while, but he also felt that the people here are very nice.After coming here, he hardly had to worry about food and drink.
And after being repaired by Chu Shicha, Tiger Ban loves him even more.
Who doesn't love puppet cats with noble and beautiful appearance, lazy personality, and emphasizing love and righteousness?
Tiger Ban would never admit it, he often peeked at Chu Shicha basking in the sun on the roof!
"So, where is that cat abuser?" Chu Shicha only cared about this.
As the first victim, the tabby cat has a very right to speak about this.
"I saw it, it's a middle-aged man! Middle-aged bald! He smells disgusting and greasy! He drives this way every day!"
Xiao Hei said: "Then let's call two more cats, and we must give him a good meal today."
Things are not as simple as imagined.
Chu Shicha understood very clearly how innocent Xiao Hei thought.
Chu Shicha attracted two sparrows and lured them with grain: "You watch them here, if that middle-aged man appears, come over and notify me immediately."
Xiao Hei stared at the sparrows, not quite understanding: "What is this going to do, can't we rely on us alone?"
"Of course not!" Dahei also came to his senses, and gave his silly son a big beating, "You can only wait here, don't go forward! We are here to help Chuchu watch!"
Chu Shicha beckoned to the remaining sparrows, probably where they were going, Tiger Ban was worried that the little fairy was outside, so he followed.
Sure enough, Chu Shicha was walking on the road, which attracted a lot of attention. Occasionally, a few people gasped when they saw it: "Fuck, who lost their RMB?"
As he said that, he also took out his mobile phone to quickly take pictures and post the news in the same city, hoping that the owner who saw the news would come over and find his RMB.
Chu Shicha didn't pay attention to this episode, he rushed into the police station with a group of sparrows and tabby, meowing at the police.
The policeman was attracted by the cat in front of him at a glance, squatted down and touched it: "What's the matter, little cat, have you lost it?"
Naturally, his answer was a soft meow.
Generally speaking, these domestic cats will hang a collar with the owner's phone number written on the back.
The police expertly flipped over the collar around Chu Shicha's neck, ready to call Gu Hanjian.
At this time, the colleague who came back said: "Hey, why are there so many sparrows outside, one by one, like a monitor."
When the door was opened, a sparrow flew over and squatted on Chu Shicha's head, chirping a few words.
As soon as Chu Shicha heard that the person was coming, he quickly bit the policeman's uniform and dragged him outside.
police:!
Is this still perfect? !
At the same time, the phone was connected.
Chu Shicha was worried that someone would run away, so while going out, he signaled the police to follow with his eyes.
The policemen, one head and two older, actually understood what Chu Shicha meant and followed.
As soon as he went out, there were sparrows all over his head.
Cop: Damn, that's weird.
The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angels and cuties for their encouragement, now I can do it again!
(swell)
(The sparrow has its chest up and its feathers are fluffy)
Xiao Hei's entire cat's fur exploded.
The back is arched, every hair is bristling, and "Don't come over" is written all over it.
In the face of crisis, everyone is the same.
"Meow-"
Stimulate the other party with a sharp voice and keep the other party away.
Xiao Hei is a rare hero, vowing to show his unique tomcat charm at this moment.
Chu Shicha didn't feel anything, mainly because of his cognitive differences.
He subconsciously felt that he was still a human being, not some other creature.
It was just a cat with a more flamboyant appearance, and Chu Shicha didn't take him seriously.
But Xiao Hei is very clear that the cat in front of him is the overlord here.
Before, he heard many wild cats say that there is a guy who is not easy to mess with here, but he didn't expect to meet him today.
"Chuchu, run quickly and call my mother, I will deal with it here!"
Xiao Hei felt that he was a man, even a cat would be fascinated by his charm.
As a result, when he looked back, the noble puppet cat stared at his beautiful eyes, stood where he was, and did not appear to be planning to leave.
Before Xiao Hei had time to say anything, the tabby wild cat pounced on him.
This cat has a bit of evil nature, with a beautiful Sichuan character between its eyebrows and a scar on its pupil, it looks like it has experienced many battles.
After wandering for so long, there are naturally some ways.
Huban said quietly: "You are the manager here? Give up this territory, and I can spare your life."
Xiao Hei pushed Chu Shicha with his hands and ordered him to leave with his eyes, but the other party still did not move.Xiao Hei doesn't understand, is he good-looking?High, I bought it with my brain.
It's fine if you don't leave, I will definitely protect him!
Xiao Hei thought so in his heart, but his tail was clamped tightly, and he was scared to death.
Tabby fell in love with the puppet cat at first glance, and felt that this beautiful idiot was very suitable for his appetite, especially those eyes, when he looked at it, his bones were crisp.
"Good boy, come and fight with me if you have the ability. If you lose, the trash can in this territory will belong to me, as well as this beautiful girl in front of you!"
Tabby showed his paws and licked it twice, his eyes were straight and he didn't hide it.
Xiao Hei frowned, and said to himself, what a pity, he is a trash picker.
But hearing the latter sentence, the whole cat is not well.
"Chuchu, don't worry, I will definitely protect you!"
Huban's ears pricked up, and he said angrily, "If you don't eat a toast, you'll be punished!"
As he said that, he rushed towards Xiao Hei.
Winning and losing are not hard to tell.
Mao Xiaohei, although he looks like a pig, is not a pig in essence. He has inherited the pork belly of a pig.
And the other side is different.The muscles that have been tempered and honed are comparable to Gu Hanjian's eight-pack abs. The claws are sharp and sharp, and the claws are sharp, so there is no chance for Xiao Hei to fight.
Xiao Hei's paw was stuck on his face, and he was so frightened that his shit almost came out.
Xiao Hei: "Mom——"
The one-year-old child was beaten to the point of crying for his father and mother in an instant.
Tabby, win.
The triumphant tabby is stepping on the devil's footsteps, planning to take his beloved cat to pick up trash together.
Tabby shyly said, "This..."
Chu Shicha was noble and cold: "Shut up."
Tabby: "...can I take you to pick up the trash?"
Chu Shicha: "Sorry, I have someone to support me."
Tabby: "..."
Chu Shicha: "You hit my cat."
Tabby couldn't stand this grievance, and wanted to use the most primitive way to teach the little boy in front of him how to be a cat.
Tabby: "It seems that you are disobedient, and you still want to avenge that fool, so come on! I will not show mercy just because you are beautiful!"
Trash, idiot, little He Erkang: "Leave me alone! Go and call my mother—"
Chu Shicha was noble and glamorous, his pale pupils narrowed into a vertical line: "Shut up."
Then the whole cat jumped on it, and the two cats got mixed up in an instant.
Tiger Ban didn't intend to be cruel at first, after all, the opponent is so good-looking and smells so good, if he gets hurt somewhere, it will be bad.
But gradually, Tabby discovered a key problem
He can't beat it
Three minutes later, the tabby cried on the spot.
"Are you little fairies so good at fighting?"
Chu Shicha stepped on Tiger Banner, his pupils tightened instantly when he saw Gu Hanjian open the French windows.
"Feel sorry."
Chu Shicha immediately let go of Tiger Ban, and met Gu Hanjian's eyes.
Gu Hanjian smiled very powerfully, that is, it would be better if the anger value around him was not so high.
Gu Hanjian then took something and yelled at the hateful tabby, feeling quite aggrieved.
"Where did the dog come from, and dare to attack my wife!"
"My wife!"
"I am such a big wife!"
"Honey, come back!"
Chu Shicha: ...
For some reason, after turning into a cat, Gu Hanjian became even more disturbed.
Chu Shicha flicked his beautiful tail and hurried over, trying to appease his family.
"Meow~"
Gu Hanjian: "Honey, hurry up and kiss me."
Chu Shicha: There is nothing to love in life.jpg.
Gu Hanjian is acting like a lunatic now, buying a bunch of fairy costumes and changing them for him one by one, truly serving him from the inside out.
If it wasn't for Chu Shicha's desperate resistance, Gu Hanjian would have hugged him even to go to the bathroom.
No, I have to find a way to change back quickly!
Chu Shicha gritted his teeth secretly.
·
Why it turned into a cat, no one knows.
One day, when Chu Shicha was out for a walk, he overheard an old chess player talking about all the strange things, such as a rooster turning into a hen overnight... No matter what kind of strange things, there will always be a source. According to the saying, as long as you do good deeds and have good intentions, you will always be blessed by God.
Chu Shicha didn't remember anything else, but only a few sentences.
The first is, karma, what bad things did he do.
The second is to do more good deeds.
Chu Shicha is so sad... I don't want to eat, the whole cat has lost weight from hunger, which makes Gu Hanjian's heart ache.
In order to be able to become a human sooner, Chu Shicha tried his best to find information from the two little guys.
Big cats, black cats and little black cats are all noisy cats, and the content of the chat basically ranges from one area to another.
In addition to their two sources of information, there are also birds chirping scum.
"Hey, I heard that the tabby that was not easy to mess with before was messed with!"
"It serves you right."
"It's not peaceful here recently. Many cats have died. Tsk tsk tsk, I don't know what's going on."
"Yesterday I heard that household A lost several cats."
"It's not peaceful, it's not peaceful, stop running around now."
Chu Shicha took the information into his ears while basking in the sun.
The first step to do a good job is to solve this case first!
That night, Chu Shicha was hugged by Gu Hanjian, tooth by tooth was cleaned, and Chu Shicha's gums were crisp.
He typed to Gu Hanjian, "I'm going to check things up."
Gu Hanjian refused to let him go, and planned to go with him, sticky like a piece of brown sugar.
Chu Shicha licked the back of his hand, comforting him, and found a compromise.
"You wait for me here, I'll come back and find you."
Chu Shicha took advantage of the night to leave.
Gu Hanjian sighed: "Honey, you are a walking RMB, what if you get lost?"
Then he took out his phone and smiled slyly.
Big black and little black are already waiting there.
"We got the news from the bird, there are people sneaking here!"
Chu Shicha looked over there, and suddenly a bald head popped out of the grass.
Xiao Hei: "Aha! Mom——"
Dahei slapped him: "What are you afraid of, I've never seen a bald cat before!"
Chu Shicha looked at Tiger Ban whose hair had been shaved, and laughed without losing consciousness.
Tabby was even more embarrassed.
"What are you looking at! I've never seen a bald head! Oh shit, if I find that bastard, I'll tear him apart with my hands!"
Consistent with the outside world, but harmonized the relationship between several cats.
Xiao Hei said: "Brother Huzi, don't be so fierce, we have a lot of garbage here, and it's all yours."
Tiger Ban is used to being fierce, and he couldn't hold it back for a while, but he also felt that the people here are very nice.After coming here, he hardly had to worry about food and drink.
And after being repaired by Chu Shicha, Tiger Ban loves him even more.
Who doesn't love puppet cats with noble and beautiful appearance, lazy personality, and emphasizing love and righteousness?
Tiger Ban would never admit it, he often peeked at Chu Shicha basking in the sun on the roof!
"So, where is that cat abuser?" Chu Shicha only cared about this.
As the first victim, the tabby cat has a very right to speak about this.
"I saw it, it's a middle-aged man! Middle-aged bald! He smells disgusting and greasy! He drives this way every day!"
Xiao Hei said: "Then let's call two more cats, and we must give him a good meal today."
Things are not as simple as imagined.
Chu Shicha understood very clearly how innocent Xiao Hei thought.
Chu Shicha attracted two sparrows and lured them with grain: "You watch them here, if that middle-aged man appears, come over and notify me immediately."
Xiao Hei stared at the sparrows, not quite understanding: "What is this going to do, can't we rely on us alone?"
"Of course not!" Dahei also came to his senses, and gave his silly son a big beating, "You can only wait here, don't go forward! We are here to help Chuchu watch!"
Chu Shicha beckoned to the remaining sparrows, probably where they were going, Tiger Ban was worried that the little fairy was outside, so he followed.
Sure enough, Chu Shicha was walking on the road, which attracted a lot of attention. Occasionally, a few people gasped when they saw it: "Fuck, who lost their RMB?"
As he said that, he also took out his mobile phone to quickly take pictures and post the news in the same city, hoping that the owner who saw the news would come over and find his RMB.
Chu Shicha didn't pay attention to this episode, he rushed into the police station with a group of sparrows and tabby, meowing at the police.
The policeman was attracted by the cat in front of him at a glance, squatted down and touched it: "What's the matter, little cat, have you lost it?"
Naturally, his answer was a soft meow.
Generally speaking, these domestic cats will hang a collar with the owner's phone number written on the back.
The police expertly flipped over the collar around Chu Shicha's neck, ready to call Gu Hanjian.
At this time, the colleague who came back said: "Hey, why are there so many sparrows outside, one by one, like a monitor."
When the door was opened, a sparrow flew over and squatted on Chu Shicha's head, chirping a few words.
As soon as Chu Shicha heard that the person was coming, he quickly bit the policeman's uniform and dragged him outside.
police:!
Is this still perfect? !
At the same time, the phone was connected.
Chu Shicha was worried that someone would run away, so while going out, he signaled the police to follow with his eyes.
The policemen, one head and two older, actually understood what Chu Shicha meant and followed.
As soon as he went out, there were sparrows all over his head.
Cop: Damn, that's weird.
The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angels and cuties for their encouragement, now I can do it again!
(swell)
(The sparrow has its chest up and its feathers are fluffy)
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