After wearing green tea, she became a heartthrob [entertainment circle]

It was a strange man who answered the phone.

The background sound is very loud, it sounds like you are outside.

There was a sound of a man wanting to drink beside him.

"Come on! Come on!"

"Drink, which one of us brothers is with whom!"

Every time he heard a similar sentence, Gu Hanjian felt fetal movement in his temples.

Resisting his temper not to explode, and regaining his humanity at the last second, Gu Hanjian threw a piece of rose-flavored chewing gum into his mouth.

When the fragrance and irritating particles rushed to his forehead, Gu Hanjian took a deep breath.

"Ah you are?"

The other party smiled unexpectedly brightly: "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Are you Chu Shicha's lover? He's drunk...he keeps saying your name...are you here to pick him up?"

"Drunk?" Gu Hanjian vaguely heard Chu Shicha's whispering voice over there, and said to the other party: "Please send me the address, I'll come and pick him up."

"address is……"

·

After more than ten minutes, Gu Hanjian, who drove over in a luxury car, finally found a sense of presence in Guangwu's envious eyes.

Guangwu said: "You came very quickly!"

Gu Hanjian said, "With a big man like you staring at my wife, how can I not be afraid?"

Guangwu smiled, patted Gu Hanjian on the shoulder, pointed to the drowsy person on the stool inside, and said: "He is there, I didn't expect him to drink too much, and he got drunk after just one drink. I'm sorry!"

Gu Hanjian saved his face and didn't ask too many questions.

But the overwhelming jealousy in my heart can be directly brewed in a pot.

It's not good for him to go crazy in front of Guangwu, so he can only lower his head and pinch the tip of Chu Shicha's nose lightly, without any effort.Then the palm passed through his waist and hugged him.

Just as Guangwu wanted to ask if he wanted to help, he met Gu Hanjian's gloomy, dark eyes.

As a man, he would not fail to understand the meaning of this look.

It is the extremely suppressed dissatisfaction and possession after being transformed into a human form.

"Be careful on your way..." Guangwu felt guilty, when he checked out, he found that Gu Hanjian had already paid the bill.

He patted his thigh belatedly: "Oh! I forgot the group photo I promised my juniors!!"

·

After putting the person in the car, Chu Shicha didn't seem to recognize Gu Hanjian, and leaned on the co-pilot with water in his eyes.

"Who are you?" Chu Shicha twisted his body crookedly, his cat-like body was weak and boneless.

Gu Hanjian gently rubbed his earlobe, stuffed a piece of gum into his mouth with deep eyes, then helped him fasten his seat belt, and drove home.

Because he joined the group, he didn't go home for a while, and Gu Hanjian still missed him.

Chu Shicha probably ate too much spicy food and felt uncomfortable. Halfway through the car, he yelled that he wanted to vomit.

Gu Hanjian quickly stopped the car and helped the drunk get out of the car to breathe fresh air.

Now that it was very close to the community, Gu Hanjian asked his assistant to come over and drive the car over.

He bought a bottle of honey tea for Chu Shicha and asked him to rinse his mouth to suppress his nausea.

Chu Shicha was well-behaved and obedient, holding the warm honey tea in both hands, his eyelashes were trembling slightly, with drops of water hanging from them, trembling as if he was about to cry.

"Hey, drink it quickly." Gu Hanjian rubbed the back of his neck and pressed his hand on the bottle, forcing him to raise his head and sip it in.

After drinking some tea, Chu Shicha took in some fresh air, and finally he didn't feel so uncomfortable.

When the hot wind blows at night in summer, it smells of alcohol again.

Chu Shicha stood unsteadily, and held Gu Hanjian's hand when he got up.

This is the first time.

When the warm palm was held, Gu Hanjian's heart was full, and the time around him slowed down.

Gu Hanjian was a head taller than him, sighed, pressed the man against his chest, and rubbed the other's hair helplessly: "What do you do if you let me?"

Chu Shicha regained consciousness a little: "Let's go back."

Gu Hanjian bent his knees in front of him and bowed in front of him: "I'll carry you back."

Chu Shicha climbed up slowly, grabbed Gu Hanjian's hair with both hands, and Gu Hanjian gasped in pain.

"Hold your neck tight! Children only grab people's hair."

Chu Shicha hesitated to speak, and apologized politely: "Sorry, the first, first time..."

The first time to be carried, the first time to be loved.

Gu Hanjian asked: "What is the first time? First time being someone's wife?"

Chu Shicha thought for a while, and his mind was actually very clear. He felt that he should not be drunk, but his words were hesitating.

After being carried on his back for a while, Chu Shicha's tongue-tied tongue finally finished the sentence.

"First, first time being a human being, please understand."

Gu Hanjian was so angry that he almost threw him out.

Of course he dared not, and he was reluctant.

Gu Hanjian smiled softly: "Then understand, it's also my first time to be a beast."

There was a pause, the screeching sound of passing vehicles, and the lights fading away.

I don't know if Chu Shicha heard it, but Gu Hanjian added: "It's also the first time I love someone."

"..." Chu Shicha put his head on Gu Hanjian's neck, and nodded heavily.

His hair scratched his heart itchy.

Gu Hanjian knew he heard it.

Weird.

·

It's summer, and it's not Valentine's Day.

It's just because there is an all-night movie theater at the intersection ahead, so there are old people selling flowers here.

The old man held up the rose in his hand, probably seeing the two men, he was a little unresponsive.

The machine asked: "Young man, do you want to spend?"

The flowers were almost wilting, and Chu Shicha was lying on his back and almost fell asleep.

Gu Hanjian bought a handful of flowers and asked Chu Shicha to hold them.

Chu Shicha sniffed the faint scent of roses with the tip of his nose, and Gu Hanjian said to him, "Guess how much it cost?"

"..." Chu Shicha couldn't figure it out, he scratched Gu Hanjian with his hair, and said in a muffled voice, "Ma Xiao is delicious."

Gu Hanjian broke his guard and laughed loudly: "You blame me for not taking you to Ma Xiao? Next time I will definitely take you. Then let's set a small goal, how about eating all over City A this year?"

"..." Chu Shicha didn't speak, Gu Hanjian turned his head to look with difficulty, and found that he had fallen asleep holding the flower.

Gu Hanjian took out the flowers and carried the person on his back again, very doting and helpless sighing.

"Hey, snack food."

You can do whatever you want, as long as you're with me.

·

Gu Hanjian felt that he had changed.

But he understands why.

The most sincere feelings often require the most simple way.

When I was young, I was very coquettish, but I was too coquettish, and was tortured by my daughter-in-law. Now I like the silent and secret love.

The lower the profile, the longer it lasts, and it can be regarded as saving the lives of single dogs.

night.

Put water in the bathtub, hold Chu Shicha, and watch the night view of the city together.

The person was still dizzy, almost without any strength, and his body was as soft as noodles, so he could only lean against Gu Hanjian's arms.

Gu Hanjian asked him to make it for himself.

Chu Shicha had no strength at all, so Gu Hanjian had no choice but to reach out for him.

The bathroom was humid and warm, and after a while a layer of white mist rose on the glass.

The downstairs was brightly lit, and no one noticed the wet and hot palms printed on the white mist of the glass on the floor.

The fingers curled up one by one unbearably, and finally a water stain slid out on the foggy surface, and then was tightly clasped by the other hand.

Gu Hanjian pressed into his ear and said, "I love you more than anyone else in the world."

·

the next day.

Chu Shicha couldn't get up.

Gu Hanjian circled around him, anxious and angry.

It was difficult for Chu Shicha to raise his hand, so he could only lie on the bed and play with his mobile phone.

Seeing Gu Hanjian turning around, Chu Shicha rubbed his forehead: "Don't worry, I'm not paralyzed."

"...How can anyone be paralyzed." Gu Hanjian sat next to him and asked, "Does it hurt? I gave you medicine, and there is no swelling. Rest a lot."

Chu Shicha didn't want to move at all, and he didn't have any entertainment.Gu Hanjian found him a TV series to pass the time, but Chu Shicha was worried about his crew.

"Don't you need to go to the set today?"

Gu Hanjian retreated to the bed and helped him tuck the pillow behind him.

"Today is a day off, my filming is almost done."

Chu Shicha looked at the itinerary sent by Liu Xu, and he has nothing to do today.The two stayed at home for a long time. Although Chu Shicha's limbs were sore and limp, they were generally normal.

Halfway through the movie, Chu Shicha nestled into Gu Hanjian's arms and went to sleep.

Gu Hanjian lowered his head and fiddled with his eyelashes, took off the ring from Chu Shicha's neck, and put it on his hand.

Chu Shicha opened his eyes instantly.

Four eyes facing each other.

Gu Hanjian lowered his head and kissed his eyelashes, and nearly 30 words were brewing in his heart.Chu Shicha's hand went through his black hair and hung around his neck. The two of them touched each other, and their pupils reflected each other.

In the thin pupil film, each other's souls take care of each other.

Gu Hanjian said, "Let's get married."

"..." Chu Shicha blinked his eyelashes, his clear eyes were full of him.

Gu Hanjian pinched the tip of his nose and said in dissatisfaction: "The house is all written in your name, and I will share half of your property with you. After marriage, I will only make one movie a year, and spend the rest of the time with you. I will accompany you whatever you want to eat. I can also do it for you with my own hands. Is there anything you don’t want to do?... Mainly, if I don’t bind you with a human contract, I may never have the sense of solidity that you are with me. After all, I don’t expect another life. "

Chu Shicha hooked his neck and kissed him gently on the other's lips.

"Then get married."

Gu Hanjian was ecstatic: "Really?"

"real."

Even though I'm not ready to be someone's partner, it's not bad to think about living together.

·

In the few days when Gu Hanjian returned to the set, in the director's words, his tail was going up to the sky.

Since the corners of his eyes and eyebrows are full of joy, the director congratulates him in advance.

"congratulations."

Gu Hanjian raised his eyebrows, unable to hide his happiness: "Hey, you saw it. Tell me quickly, what kind of happy event did you see?"

Director: "..." I just said casually, really, I don't want to know about your wedding at all.

But Gu Hanjian didn't think it was perfunctory.

He pulled the director over, and happily clicked on a photo: "See? Our hands are put together. The ring on my hand is worn by my lover. Do you know who my lover is? Chu Shicha , that's right, it's Chu Shicha...you see..."

director:"……"

After about 28 words of nonsense, the director finally heard the point: "Are you two getting married?"

"We are getting married." Gu Hanjian was moved by the director's understanding.

The director clapped his hands exaggeratedly: "Wow, congratulations!"

The whole crew heard the sound.

Gu Hanjian took a breath, and before everyone could react, Gu Hanjian took the mobile phone and started to say: "Hey, look at this, this is not a small photo, it contains your brother Chu's deep affection for me! You know How did he give me a note? Lover! Do you understand how deep his love is..."

Everyone: "..."

Looking at the people on Gu Hanjian's side, more and more people gathered, and more crew members planned to come over.

In the meantime, the director and others turned their heads, smiled, and said with their mouths

Run!

·

After the recording of "The Great Detective" sp ended, Chu Shicha went to the company.

When passing downstairs, a black cat sprang out of the grass.

The other party was very vigilant, the green pupil shrunk into a thin strip under the sun, the tail stood upright, and he called out in a low voice: "Meow~"

Chu Shicha paused for a while, took out the ham from the sandwich in his hand, and put it very close to the cat.

The black cat ran over with the ham in its mouth, turned around and meowed at Chu Shicha.

"...Ask me to follow?" Chu Shicha frowned, then followed.

The black cat kept a certain distance from him, and as long as Chu Shicha didn't keep up, it would turn back and look at him.

About a minute away, the black cat stopped. It meowed at the express box, and soon a little black cat came out.

The little black cat had broken legs and could only drag and walk on the ground.

In an instant, Chu Shicha understood that the big black cat was asking for help.

The little black cat was a bit afraid of people, and was subdued by the big black cat with a meowing fist. Chu Shicha and the big black cat looked at each other for a while, and then took the little cat to the hospital.

The big black cat wanted to give the ham to the kitten, but Chu Shicha threw it back.

Looking at each other, the big black cat may understand what Chu Shicha meant.

Don't worry, it will be taken care of.

·

The cat was sent to the pet hospital.

The doctor looked at the cat and sighed: "Hey, people have abused cats in this area recently. I heard that several people have killed them. This kitten is lucky, and it has a broken leg. Last time someone brought it here. Yes, she was directly cut open, and in the end she couldn’t be saved.”

When Gu Hanjian came to pick him up, he heard the doctor say so.

Gu Hanjian sighed: "The country doesn't have a clear law on cat abuse. How about cats?"

The doctor took a picture and said, "It can be saved."

Chu Shicha was waiting outside, Gu Hanjian took his hand and looked up and down: "Did you not get caught by the cat?"

"No, I have something to discuss with you." Chu Shicha patted the back of Gu Hanjian's hand.

Gu Hanjian said, "Say it."

Chu Shicha hesitated for a moment and asked, "Can I have a cat? I want to adopt it."

Of course Gu Hanjian agreed.

He thought for a while, why did Chu Shicha adopt this unremarkable black cat in front of so many expensive cats with good looks and good personality?

Soon, he figured it out.

Chu Shicha has the most sincere thing in human beings - kindness.

Xiao Hei stayed in the hospital for three days.

Basically, the bones are connected, and the rest depends on support.

Chu Shicha was not in a hurry to get married for the first time, but he was in a hurry when raising a cat for the first time.

It also gave my life a little more vitality.

Gu Hanjian was quite in favor at first, after all, in his words: "Finally not so cold, like a real wife."

"Is there?" Chu Shicha was scrolling through the evaluation of a certain website. As soon as he picked up Gu Hanjian's words, his eyes were attracted by the side-entry cat litter box recommended in the evaluation.

Side-entry, front-entry, U-shaped, and fully automatic... Chu Shicha's scalp tingles with the assortment of products.

He further felt the horror of modern society.

The society is progressing too fast, dragging his dry soul forward.

Occasionally, he recalls another world, the world is divided into two sides, the garden of Eden is inside the high city wall, and the slums are outside the city wall. The difference between not having enough to eat and having enough to eat is death and life.

Now, under the premise of survival, he can still enjoy life.

Chu Shicha felt that if there was no Gu Hanjian, he would probably still be struggling on the ancient line of life and death.

So... what type, color, and size of litter box to buy?

Teacher Chu lost two hairs for this.

The hair loss was discovered by Gu Hanjian.

At that time, he was sticking to Chu Shicha's body and asking for a kiss, it was as sticky as brown sugar.

Chu Shicha took him helplessly, and moved his big dog-like head away: "Gu Hanjian, how old are you?"

Gu Hanjian lightly pecked: "Hi teacher, I am 18 this year, and I am the legal DOI age. Although I am young, I am very talented. I went to Hawaii with my father in the early years, and my driving skills have passed the national inspection, and I have a first-class certificate! If you don't believe me, we try?"

"... Believe me!" Chu Shicha's mouth trembled.

Gu Hanjian showed his big white teeth: "Believe me, let's try even more, right?"

"Don't make trouble!" Chu Shicha asked him to kiss his lips at most, and exchanged a rose-flavored kiss.

Then when Gu Hanjian opened his eyes, he saw two hairs on Chu Shicha's shoulders.

Gu Hanjian's heart immediately became sore.

When I was made to pass out, I never lost my hair because of him, but now because of the two stray cats, my hair is anxiously bald!

Chu Shicha didn't understand the heart of a straight man, so he pulled Gu Hanjian and asked, "So which cat food should you choose?"

"You asked me what cat food to choose?" Gu Hanjian was not very happy.

Chu Shicha blinked: "Well, I don't know how to choose."

There was a small flame in Gu Hanjian's heart, but was defeated by Chu Shicha's trick: "...buy the most expensive one."

Chu Shicha froze for a moment: "Swipe your card?"

Swipe his card?

Gu Hanjian was hit all at once.

Swiping the man's card is tantamount to acknowledging his family status in disguise.

In a sticky and unclear relationship, it is not enough just to live and die in the relationship, and it is not clear about the money, so that we will not be able to divorce in the future.

Gu Hanjian was delighted in his heart: "I beg Teacher Chu, please swipe my card more, and please sleep with me more."

As a result, Chu Shicha ignored him and went to look at cat supplies again.

Gu Hanjian qvq.

At that time, Gu Hanjian was still immersed in the joy of getting married and getting a certificate, and he hadn't realized the horror of the future.

The author has something to say: I'm getting married soon, and I have a son, hahaha, I just need to meet my parents. Order:

The episodes currently planned are:

·If you have something you want to see, you can also mention it, and I will consider it.

[40-year-old life]

【Daily struggle for favor after marriage】

(Easter eggs are old-fashioned) [Twenty small problems between husband and wife] There may be no "Wedding" chapter, the reason is that when others get married, I am busy eating meat, the process is not clear, so I have no emotion , Later, after my agency got scared, I didn't like to attend other people's weddings anymore, and I didn't even think about it.

I thought carefully about the married life of the two of them.

Gu Hanjian wouldn't be so flirtatious, after all, he has a wife, so he can't flirt with others.Special, special, Gu, home.It's okay to be jealous, do some shopping for entertainment, and like to buy all kinds of things for my wife.

Chacha should be more humane, she will start to know how to enjoy life, special, special, love, and eat, and she should have planned exercises to become a delicate, easy-going, beautiful and wealthy husband who loves to go to the park.