behind you!

Several people who have worked with each other expressed their opinions one by one. The cp fans had enough to eat and drink, and carnivaled in their respective territories.From time to time, I cross the road and go to mock the Sencha next door: Friends, hurry up and get rid of fans, the wrong cp is as scary as finding the wrong partner!Ai Cha (ask tea) welcome!

The Senchas squatted under Gu Hanjian's Weibo and waited for the master to appear.

Ask Tea: Come and throw yourself into our arms!

Ai Cha: Young milk dogs are worth having.

The senchas poked secretly and wanted to climb the wall, but suddenly there was a bang, and Gu Hanjian was born shining.

[Gu Hanjian]: Do you know why I've been out for so long?

[Gu Hanjian]: Because I have been called out for a long time, the key figures always appear in the finale. I thank the fans for their recognition of my status.

[Gu Hanjian]: (Forwarded on Weibo) It’s not that Chu Meiren can’t get along in the entertainment industry anymore. She earns [-] a month, and even skin care products are against me. No one really thinks that Huang Hui still treats him. Bole's grace?Grace of Reinvention?The grace of nurturing?Ah no, isn't it?

Sencha: Gu Laogou is as stable as Mount Tai!

Sencha: yin and yang strange energy, unrivaled!Gu Laogou is definitely the hottest star in the entertainment industry!

Fan: Hey brother, your image! !Did Brother Liu forget to collect your phone again? ? ?

Ai Cha & Wencha: Who the hell recognized your status? ? ?Make it clear and easy to cut, I am the main cp easy to cut? ? ?

For other celebrities, it is enough to post one meaning, but this guy has posted three consecutive posts without stopping, and his eloquence is comparable to that of a fighter jet.

Brother Liu covered his face when he saw this, and his lungs exploded with anger: "Gu Hanjian! What the hell are you sending me?!"

At the same time, Huang Hui unhurriedly posted a Weibo.

The author has something to say: [Receive in advance]

"Being a Heartthrob NPC in a Horror Live Game"

[Collect 500 and open again, brothers, give me strength! 】

As the npc of the horror live broadcast game, Su Nanzhi must do the following things.

1. Create a horror atmosphere;

2. Cooperate with other npcs to scare players;

3. To kill when necessary.

……

And the npc praise index of the live broadcast will become the npc employee performance evaluation index.

As a lonely wild ghost, Su Nanzhi has no one to worship, and is hungry every day. She is weak, pitiful and cute. After being summoned by the system, she vowed to work hard.

On the first day of work, the first batch of players entered.

Su Nanzhi picked a sick and beautiful boy, and planned to hide under the quilt and jump up to scare him.

"Wow - I'm so scary and I'm so fierce!" (this is what he thought)

then

He jumped up and hit the opponent's head.

"Ah, why is your head harder than a ghost!"

As the big boss of the horror live broadcast game, Gu Jingshuang's identity won't be revealed until the last level. Unexpectedly, on the first day, the npc who doesn't have long eyes actually scares him.

Gu Jingshuang: You vote for No Door to Hell!

Then he watched the crying bag hit his arms, the teardrops in Almond's eyes dripped down, and even when he was beating his chest, he asked him cautiously: "Can I eat this lollipop?"

Sick and crazy criticizing beauty for big boss (true fragrance): "Yes."

I thought that after sending away one player after another, Su Nanzhi would be able to live a peaceful life.

Who knew that all the players suddenly wished for him.

Su Nanzhi was at a loss: "I'm just a scary ghost! QWQ"

After a while, the strongest boss stretched out his hand from the darkness: "Coveting my treasure, you are worthy too!"

Countless bosses were reduced to ashes.

The world was silent, and the live broadcast room exploded.

[Fuck, why is he so strong? ? 】

[Fuck, two ghosts eloped in the game! 】

[Fuck, the rules of the universe have been rewritten again! 】

[The ghost who pursues strength and intends to destroy the world has his little weakness. 】【Advance receipt 2】

"Metaphysics Big Brother Dressed as a Sick and Weak Male Supporter"

Ten thousand years after Su Hengwu created the Dao of Heaven, Chuanshu became the supporting role of the sick and weak male.

When he was three years old, his elder brother was possessed by an evil spirit and planned to kill his father, mother and brothers.

His brother said: "Now I am the strongest in the world and invincible in the universe! Haha..."

Stopped abruptly.

His brother slapped him back to his original form, and knelt down to ask him to call him dad.

His brother cried: My younger brother is so cute, but he is too strong!

When he was seven years old, the male protagonist Long Aotian held an ancient divine sword and knocked on the door of the Su family.

Now that he wants to conquer the world, he must first get rid of the evil spirits in this family!

His brother qwq: "Brother, help me!"

The moment the door was opened, the Excalibur confronted Su Hengwu, and Long Aotian's eyes lit up: "To conquer the world, start by conquering this sick man!"

Su Hengwu didn't understand why someone would regard his armor-removing knife as a divine weapon.

That year, the rampant mad dog villain planned to destroy the world.

Since God does not love him, let heaven and earth mourn together!

Long Aotian & his brother qwq: "Daddy save me!!"

The mad dog villain almost suffocated when he saw the person who walked out from the ground that day: "It's over, it's over, my baby is angry, and I'm going to be pinned to the ground and beaten again..."

Su Hengwu raised his eyebrows, and the mad dog villain hugged his thigh, crying with snot and tears: "Don't leave me, okay? Am I not your sweetheart?"

Su Hengwu: "..."

#宇宙最强,He just wants to live a peaceful life, hoarse~#

cp: Crazy Dog Loyal Dog Gong × Indifferent Heart Tucao Shou

I hope you all have a good time~

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