Holographic online game public enemy

[This paragraph happened after Xiao Haohao took Amnesia Xiao Mingming home... It's a joke...] First, how to moleste an amnesiac (amnesiac is a fragile and easy to moleste creature, please handle it with care) Eat tofu lightly, so as not to suffer from memory loss~)

"Li Xin." Yu Haocang pressed Li Xin on the bed, calling repeatedly in his ear.

Li Xin, whose eyes were covered with gauze, was silent, half-sitting and half-lying quietly, pretending that the mumbling voice in her ears did not exist.

"Li Xin——" Yu Haocang stretched out his hand to touch Li Xin's face. He swore that at the beginning, he was absolutely full of pity and love, wanting to tell the other party his existence, and that he was by his side.

But soon, this original intention was forgotten, and Yu Haocang began to have a great interest in Li Xin's face, because it feels... really good.

Touch it, the skin against the palm is slightly cool, like some kind of pebbles in the mountains that have been washed by running water for a long time, not as breakable as girls, but there is a kind of flexibility and comfort, touching and touching, just stop not come down.

Li Xin still didn't react to the raging claws on his face, and slightly supported the bed with his hands behind him, caressing the sheets carefully.

Yu Haocang immediately took an inch and changed his touch to rubbing. He rubbed the corners of his eyes and brows all over, and then began to pinch the flesh on his cheek, gently picked it up and put it back.

It's really flexible... When he couldn't help but want to gnaw, Li Xin finally withdrew his hand, and pressed it precisely to Yu Haocang's face, firmly blocking his malicious movements, and patted it aside.

Finally there is a reaction... Yu Haocang let out a sigh of relief, although it is nice to lie down obediently and let the molesting and so on, but life without interaction is so desolate.

"What do you want to say?" Yu Haocang laughed softly.

Li Xin ignored him, but he probably understood that if he didn't respond, he would only make this strange man gain ground, so he only tilted his head to show that he heard it.

Even though it was wrapped in gauze, Li Xin's side face still gave Yu Haocang a feeling that he couldn't stop, and he didn't want to move for a while, so he just looked at it like this.

Noticing that the restless man suddenly became silent, Li Xin felt strange instead, stretched out his hand, and touched the side carefully, but found nothing.

Puzzled in my heart, based on what I heard just now, it is clearly the right position...

Yu Haocang, who secretly retracted his hand from the side, suppressed a smile, and watched Li Xin stretch out his hand again, feeling it tentatively, his five fingers were slender against the dark bed sheet, like spring onions.

Li Xin, who didn't touch anything, was a little annoyed, and was about to withdraw her hand, but suddenly something caught her, and her fingertips were warm for a while, then wet, and then became cold again.

After he realized that it was probably the other party's tongue, after a pervert licked his finger, he finally got up abruptly, not knowing whether it was anger or shame, he turned around and wanted to go out.

The arm was grabbed, and a deep voice rang out, "Li Xin——from now on, if anyone tells you to take you home, you just follow. You can only follow me, remember, my name is Yu Haocang."

Second, how to wake up an amnesiac subject (amnesia subject is a creature that likes to lie on the bed in a daze, please prepare soft bedding and pillows~)

Yu Haocang discovered that even if Li Xin loses his memory, some habits will not change, almost equivalent to instinct.

For example, he would resist approaching by many people, but he would not care much about Yu Haocang walking around him; another example...he likes to sleep late.

It's common to sleep until the sun rises. If the indoor temperature is adjusted a little lower, it's no big deal if you don't get up all day and all night. The bed and quilt are stickier than Yu Haocang.

If you dig him out when you don't have enough sleep, you'll be like a fish out of water, without even the strength to jump.

Regarding this point, Yu Haocang has always been quite conniving.

It is said that a long, long time ago, if a daughter-in-law who wanted to go through the door slept late and did not serve her parents-in-law, it would be quite serious, and she would be scolded by her parents-in-law, and the neighbors would also twitter.

Yu Haocang thought this was a very miraculous thing, because no matter what Ni Shulan and Yu Changkong looked at, uh...it didn't look like they needed Li Xin's service.

The whole family circled around Li Xin.

So his trouble is not here, his trouble is... Li Xin doesn't like to wear clothes when she sleeps.

Sleeping naked is good for your health, it's not a big deal, but Yu Haocang suffered a lot, every day when he went to dig Li Xin to get up and go out to walk his wife, he would be devastated, and he would be naked before his eyes, but he couldn't touch his finger. Untouchable.

That taste is just...

"Get up." One morning, Yu Haocang finished his mental training and came to Li Xin's window again in strides, deciding that today must be a success.

Li Xin was lying on the bed, she didn't seem to hear his voice, she was sleeping comfortably, the quilt was piled up on her body, uncovered tightly, most of her shoulders and chest were exposed.

Yu Haocang swallowed, stretched out his hand to poke, "Get up, be good."

Li Xin was half asleep and half awake, as if someone had interrupted her dream, she turned around in dissatisfaction, and left her naked back for Yu Haocang to appreciate, continuing to enjoy her dream.

Yu Haocang's gaze fell behind Li Xin uncontrollably, he still had the scent of last night's medicinal herbs, someone's finger was about to move, but he couldn't stretch it out—if he scared his wife away, he wouldn't even let him approach him in the future what to do!

Reluctantly bent down, keeping a good distance, "Get up, if you sleep again, your head will fall asleep."

This is what Yu Haocang's mother said most often when he was a child, when he was lazy and wanted to sleep and didn't want to practice. It is said that if people sleep too much, they will sleep their heads flat.

Yu Haocang didn't know what he was thinking at the time, but he really believed it.

Obviously Li Xin is not him, so Li Xin just waved her away after being buzzed by him.

This movement is too wide, and more places are exposed. Yu Haocang feels that if this continues, sooner or later, he will die because of dissatisfaction with his desires.

Sighing, she sat on the edge of the bed and gently dragged the man out of the bed, let him rest on her shoulder to continue half asleep, and helped him to dress herself.

Look at the nose with the eyes, watch the heart with the nose, you can see nothing, you can't see anything, you can't see the beauty of spring, you can't see it, you can't see it, you can't see it, you can't see it.

"Come on, raise your head." Coaxing Li Xin to put on his shirt like a child, Li Xin rubbed his neck, but still refused to move.

Underpants... Well, this thing is the most fatal thing, Yu Haocang couldn't help lowering his head to kiss and eat tofu while wearing it.

When the force was light, Li Xin just let him go, but later he couldn't control it, and the real master was so angry that he kicked him out.

"Tuk tuk tuk" someone knocked on the door.

Yu Haocang's current posture is probably the most embarrassing posture in his life, no matter who looks at him, his "bad spirit" will be destroyed in one fell swoop.

"Hao Cang, Xiao Li, are you still alright?" Ni Shulan's voice sounded outside.

Yu Haocang silently looked at Li Xin who finally woke up on the bed, put on his pants slowly, completely pretending that the humanoid object under the bed didn't exist, thinking...

So good, so good!

Third, how to feed an Amnesiac (Amnesia is a picky eater, please be sure to feed it according to the menu prescribed by the creature~)

From the moment Li Xin woke up and found that her mind was completely blank, she knew that she had lost her memory.

Amnesia is a very common ailment that usually occurs in the middle of various romantic entanglements to serve as a magical turning point.

But Li Xin always felt that she couldn't be like some regular amnesiacs who woke up and dragged someone to ask: "Who am I? Who are you? Where am I? What are you going to do?"

Although it seemed to be a normal reaction, and most people should, subconsciously, he thought that asking such a question seemed silly and naive.

No, it's absolutely silly and naive.

As a clear-headed and uncompromising ex... what?Forget it, whatever it is, anyway, he knows very well that he just forgot something, rather than becoming mentally handicapped.

But strangely, he found that the people around him seemed to start to treat him as a mentally handicapped child—for example, the guy who called himself Yu Haocang.

Since he was brought to this place, that guy would rush to help himself bathe, change clothes, dry his hair, serve tea and water, hold him and sit by the window to blow the wind and even tell stories, as if he didn't do it, It's as if Li Xin could die in a daze by herself.

Sometimes Li Xin really wanted to beat Yu Haocang up, because he felt that the other party felt that once he lost his memory, even his IQ dropped directly to negative.

But Li Xin didn't say anything, he didn't really want to talk, even if he didn't ask those silly and naive questions that the frequent amnesiacs often asked, it was an instinct to protect himself in a completely strange environment and completely strange people.

He thought, Yu Haocang!Don't dress me, I have hands and feet and I can do it myself!

He thought, Yu Haocang!Don't give me a bath, my limbs can do it myself!

He thought, Yu Haocang!Don't serve me tea and water, I can do it myself with a normal IQ!

This nasty man!

While thinking about it, a magnetic male voice came from the opposite side.

"Ah—come to eat a piece of chicken, it's just right after a day of stewing." A spoon was passed to his mouth, and the rich aroma of chicken soup wafted around.

Li Xin opened his mouth contentedly, waiting to be fed, and continued to complain about the great cause in his heart, he thought, Yu Haocang!Don't feed me, I can't see but I can't open my mouth and I can!

...Well, the chicken soup tastes really good.

Yu Haocang looked at Li Xin's satisfied expression, and thought, very good, Li Xin's complexion has become rosy and shiny after being fed, it's all thanks to him.

Then I was a little suspicious again, why is my nose itchy, I feel like... I want to sneeze a little?At this time, is there anyone speaking ill of him?

Yu Haocang frowned, this year just passed by in a flash, and then he put his hand away, let it go, it's more important to feed his own wife!

So he continued to hold the chicken soup, blew it carefully and tasted it, and when he felt that the temperature was right, he extended the spoon to Li Xin's mouth.

"Ah!"

"Who is talking about me... I'm sorry Li Xin, I can't drink this bowl, I'll get you another bowl, wait."

The author has something to say: Sure enough, it's a spoof or something, just to break the beautiful image hahahaha, laughing wildly with your hands on your hips!

Yu Haocang: We are ruined...

Li Xin: We are ruined...

Yuanrun Ye: Hey, hey, hey, if you have something to say, say it well and don't use a knife to murder your mother~~~