Overwhelm the evildoer

"Jiao, Jiaolong?!!" Zhao Hewen turned pale with shock, "Are you a woman?!!"

The news was so shocking, Zhao Hewen was so shocked that except for this sentence, all the things that he thought were strange before were forgotten.

"Yeah," Long Bairui shrugged, "doesn't the voice sound like it?"

Zhao Hewen was taken aback, so Long Bairui's voice was indeed Jiaolong's, and there was nothing wrong with it.Her voice was relatively deep, and if she just listened to her voice, she looked a bit like a man. Although she said a few words when she came in just now, she was a woman, so even if she looked like Zhao Hewen, she didn't think about Jiaolong.

"Like..." Zhao Hewen affirmed hastily, "You really do look like it when you say it that way."

"Hey, it really makes me sad. I recognized you as soon as you came in." Long Bairui pretended to be resentful and said, "I told you all this, and you still looked at it with such a suspicious expression. For half a day I..."

Zhao Hewen said angrily: "If you saw a woman on the street, would you immediately think it was me? Just have fun!"

"I've seen your photos, and it's still difficult to recognize a woman as you." Long Bairui smiled, "But if I meet you on the street, I'll definitely recognize you at a glance. Don't Say I haven’t posted a photo before, the one that’s out there now is from your group. Don’t say that the photo isn’t clear, the first thing you said when you saw it was to comment that I look like a girl .”

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"Suddenly there is a feeling of being despised by you." Zhao Hewen said depressedly.

Long Bairui snorted softly, and said with strong contempt: "I don't despise who you despise, after you have finished the truth about yourself, how dare you not recognize me!"

"The photo of you has short hair, and it's really blurry, so you can't really see it clearly." Zhao Hewen immediately said dissatisfied: "Besides, you didn't admit it at the time, and you despised me so much..."

"Of course I despise you. I'm a woman, not 'like', okay?" Long Bairui shrugged and argued, "As for not admitting it, I just felt that no one found out after pretending for so long, so it doesn't seem right to admit it again. That's all."

Xu Keyu interjected from the side: "Speaking of which, I also want to ask, why do you suddenly have long hair?"

"Hey..." Long Bairui sighed for a long time, and said rather depressedly: "Actually, I don't want to keep it either. You men don't know, it's a fucking trouble to keep long hair. Don't mention it when you sleep at night, you don't want to talk about it in the morning." It still clumps up, it hurts when you comb it, it takes half an hour to take a shower just to wash your hair, and if you don’t blow it after washing, it still won’t dry for a long time, it’s so depressing.”

"Then why do you still have long hair..."

"My mother said that I speak with this voice, and I still have a pure man's accent. If I don't grow some hair, I won't be able to marry. For the sake of my life, I have to reluctantly..." ╮(╯—╰)╭

"Pfft!!" Zhao Hewen spit out a mouthful of water, "Just like you, even if you have long hair, you can only find a man who is suitable for you."

Long Bairui raised his eyebrows and counterattacked: "What are you like?"

"Get out!" <(.╰)A╯. )╯"Master is Gong!"

Hearing this sentence, Long Bairui suddenly greeted him with a face-saving smile, and raised his eyebrows mockingly at Xu Keyu, while Xu Keyu snorted, making up his mind. == This must be rectified tonight.

Of course, Zhao Hewen was still busy chatting with Long Bairui, and didn't notice Xu Keyu's wolf-like eyes at all, so it was impossible to predict that there would be a tragic jihad at night.

After knowing that Long Bairui was Jiaolong, even though he was facing a girl named Zhao Hewen, he still felt a little awkward.But he and Jiaolong have been in contact for many years, and the relationship is still very good, and the two soon found a common topic.

Zhao Hewen's attitude obviously changed 180 degrees. The two of them chatted and found the feeling on the Internet, and immediately became acquainted. Even when the food was served, Zhao Hewen gave way and saved himself next to Long Bairui. The two had a lively chat here, but Xu Keyu didn't interrupt for a long time on the other side, and could only silently serve Zhao Hewen with food.

Those two people ate and talked happily, poor Xu Keyu was left aside, unable to speak for a long time.Especially when talking about the affairs in the circle, occasionally interjecting, Zhao Hewen also gave him a friendly reminder to tell him what YS, caught, tree hole, and black are.Long Bairui, who had already discovered that Zhao Hewen hadn't reacted yet, didn't explain, but kept asking Zhao Hewen to explain to him, and even took the initiative to mention 'Chaos' for him to introduce.

Then Zhao Hewen saw Xu Keyu staring, and mistakenly thought that he was upset because they ignored Xu Keyu.So I quickly introduced it: "Chaos is a magical all-in-one machine, only you can't think of it, there is nothing he can't do. But in fact, let me tell you, he is very black-bellied, treacherous and cunning... But in fact, he is not bad..."

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"Treacherous and cunning..." Xu Keyu repeated in a gloomy manner.

"Pfft...don't just hear this one sentence." Zhao Hewen said it vigorously, and couldn't help but complain about Chaos, "I'm not the only one who said that. You see, he has retired from the industry for two years and returned. No one in the circle dares to black him. From this we can see how insidious and cunning this is to leave such a deep psychological shadow on everyone." (.0ˇ)vˇ0. )

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Zhao Hewen thought about it, and felt that Xu Keyu didn't know anything in the circle anyway, so he decided to blackmail someone behind his back, "It can be seen that Chaos is a queen."

Xu Keyu's face suddenly turned pale, and Long Bairui, the culprit, couldn't help laughing wildly anymore: "Pfft ha ha ha ha... Brother Miao, I finally know why you are a trick system..."

(.0ˇ)vˇ0. )?

After three seconds.

Zhao Hewen thought he had suddenly realized, and hurriedly said: "Ah... I forgot that you and him are also children, we have such a strong relationship, you can't tell him!! Actually, except for the last sentence, I was only praising him Say~~ Don’t tell him!!”

"Pfft, I... don't need me to say..."

Xu Keyu pulled out a sinister smile with a dark face and guided: "What did you just say about her and Chaos?"

"Fa Xiaoer." Zhao Hewen said as it should.

"How did I introduce her to you just now?"

"..." (.⊙) o⊙. )! ! !

Seeing Zhao Hewen's expression, Xu Keyu thought that Zhao Hewen had finally figured it out, raised his chin and snorted: "Hmm!"

"She and Chaos are fat children, and you and her are also fat children, so you and Chaos chaos are also fat children!!" Zhao Hewen exclaimed.

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"Hahahahahaha..." Long Bairui laughed wildly again, this time laughing so much that he fell on the table and couldn't get up.

Just now, Zhao Hewen felt that once Jiaolong left, even if Chaos knew about it, he wouldn't be able to come to PK with him just because of such a sentence.Besides, as long as he can't come out to face Ji, at least he won't be molested and despised, and his body is safe.But it would be different if Chaos and Xiao Xu were children. If Chaos came to play with Xiao Xu one day, he would definitely be retaliated against! ! =mouth=

So Zhao Hewen, who suddenly realized that he and Xu Keyu were separated by a seat, immediately moved back to Xu Keyu's side, elbowed Xu Keyu flatteringly, and said with a doggy face: "Xiao Xu, we are both like this If the relationship is over, don’t tell Chaos about it.”

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"I won't say it," Xu Keyu said while looking sideways at Zhao Hewen turning his slender arm, "but you have already said it yourself."

Zhao Hewen didn't understand: "Huh?"

"I am Chaos." Xu Keyu put the last piece of chicken into Zhao Hewen's bowl, and said in the most ordinary and calm tone.

"..."(.0ˇ)ˇ0. )...

(.=) blood=. )! ! !

After Zhao Hewen experienced a three-second brain freeze, he just restarted when he was so shocked that he slammed the table, stood up and shouted: "What did you say?!!"

Xu Keyu pouted his chin, raised his head to look at him, and said with a half-smile: "You have heard clearly, sit down and eat."

"..." Zhao Hewen glanced at the gate and weighed whether it would be useful to escape.

Xu Keyu asked with a smile on his face, "Don't you want to eat?"

"Eat..." Zhao Hewen was immediately discouraged with a twitch of his heart, obediently sat back on the stool, rubbed his nose and picked up chopsticks to eat obediently. (~>)_<~) Even if I can escape now, I still have to go home at night...

"Pfft..." This dramatic moment was full of comedy effects, Long Bairui just finished laughing the last round, and couldn't help laughing for the next round, "Are you two talking about cross talk? Hahahaha..."

"You feed me too." ==

"Hahahahaha..."

Zhao Hewen is obedient, why does she, Long Bairui, listen to Xu Keyu, she insists on laughing enough, and let's talk after laughing~~~~

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(. "ˇ))ˇ ". )╯Work hard, eat hard... just now it was all a dream, I didn't say anything, just now it was all a dream, I didn't say anything...

"Hahahahaha..."

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……

In the afternoon, Zhao Hewen had a holiday in advance, but Xu Keyu did not. Not only did he not have a holiday, but he might even have to work overtime on his own initiative to go through the group's program modules, so that he could have a comfortable holiday.

So after eating, when Zhao Hewen found that he could finally avoid this great god for a while, his face was filled with a happy little expression.

However, at the next moment, Zhao Hewen hadn't rushed to Kangzhuang Avenue to accompany Long Bairui to stroll around Zhongguancun.Xu Keyu, who was about to go back to the company, bowed his head and whispered in his ear, "We'll settle the accounts at night."

//(.ㄒ)oㄒ. )//Master Chaos, I was wrong, can I be wrong...

It was night, when Zhao Hewen rushed to the door dog-leggedly to carry the bag and hang clothes for Xu Keyu, YS was in the midst of a red-black melee about He Miao's new CP and slimming Dafa, and in one corner, there appeared silently a The content post was quickly involved in the battle, but the double eyelid LZ never appeared again.

[Title]: A wonton presses seedlings.

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[Fan Wai 1 National Day [-] days of joy, foodies are very happy]

National Day or something, you can go out to travel and see people from all corners of the country in Greater China.

For example, you can go to the XX gate late at night to gather people to play cards, and by the way, wait for the tip of the red flag to move from one side to the middle the next day while pushing and pushing, and then watch the red flag with tears in your eyes in the sacred national anthem Hoisted to the flagpole by military cap and white gloves.

Or, you can also go to Qiantang to watch the magnificent Qiantang tide, and at the same time, perform the annual Qiantang crowds for various aquatic creatures such as mayflies, shrimps and fishes.

Or, you can also go to the top of Mount Tai, surrounded by warm carbon dioxide, to watch the sun rise from the place where the sea of ​​black hair meets the sky, and the black hair with golden rims is fluttering in the wind~

Or, you can also go to Sunlight Rock and line up on the sidewalk at a speed of one meter in 5 minutes to bask in the sun. After you have sterilized both the front and back sides, you can board the Sunlight Rock and take photos after sterilization and cover the pass. Zhang, and then slowly roasted on the way down the mountain until the outside is charred and the inside is tender, and the taste is just right.

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Of course, you can also stay at home to eat, eat and sleep.For a hardcore foodie like Zhao Hewen, although he will not go to other places to crowd people, but such a period of time when a large number of locals go out and outsiders can't find their way, it is a popular restaurant, restaurant, and small stall. A good time for a special treat.What's more, with so much time, why don't you spend it eating?

"Boss, let's have another pork belly, small fat beef and meat~~~" (#^)▽^#)╯

"Okay~"

"Ah, and..." (#^)▽^#)╯

"...you have gained three catties in the past few days." Calmly reminded.

(@Q)口[email protected])! ! !

"Boss, Boss, can I only have half a serving of pork belly and fat beef..."//(.ㄒ)oㄒ. )//

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