Overwhelm the evildoer

It is such a loving thing to have the deity appearing in the CP building, which can generally arouse the infinite enthusiasm of everyone, and compared with the slender uncle who likes to wander around and has a wide heart, the number of chaos appears is very few.Although he has only appeared twice since he returned to the circle, this is quite frequent for him.And these two times, the first time was for my dear slender uncle, and the second time was for my dear slender uncle, how could people not get excited.

So there was an explosion in the wedding building immediately, and the tubers rushed to tell each other.Under Chaos, the blood-boiling crowd clapped their paws to 'take a group photo', and there were more and more floors in the wedding building, turning a page in an instant.

However, on the other hand, among the floors where these group photos are taken, the Miao Hei people are rapidly rising.Because they are persistently guarding Hemiao 360 days a year, of course they have to pay attention to the CPs who have nothing to do.

This time, Chaos came back, so in addition to the main force that continued to squat strongly to watch the seedlings, there were also left and right wings that watched Chaos and Jiaolong.So, this time, they quickly found plausible content from the various 'inventories', and it was true that Jiaolong hadn't appeared for many days, so the pinch was on the verge of breaking out.Then, the wedding building became a battlefield again.

Zhao Hewen put on all kinds of vests and went in and rolled around, and then he was pinched so painfully, he somehow felt that today's black people are especially excited... And he didn't say anything, just pretending to be cute, saying "He Miao He wouldn't do that kind of thing, he and Jiaolong Chaos are just friends.Why did all the blacks point their fingers at him as soon as he appeared?And after he retorted a few words, he was immediately struck by thunder. They ignored what other people said, and grabbed his little tail and pinched him. What's the situation!

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╰_╯#Really enough, where did I mess with you?Don't pinch me anymore, and I won't read the posts and replies anymore, click fork and leave!

No.5943☆☆☆==※Leave a message at 18:11:46☆☆☆

After replying to the post, Zhao Hewen couldn't help but roll the mouse wheel twice angrily, let the window slide to the bottom, and looked left and right at the pair of double eyelids with small flowers.It is said that the double eyelids are a magic weapon of the vest, so why is the double eyelid wearing Xiaohua also a small magic weapon, many people use it... Could it be that his physical fitness has improved to a higher level, and now he can't even cover it with a vest Hold on to that dense domineering, but it leaked out in the end? (.0ˇ) Aˇ0. )

Zhao Hewen was really puzzled, so he couldn't help but searched for the address of the black temple and went in to have a look.The latest post of the Black Temple is the No. 530 report post more than a month ago, and I haven't seen any new news.There is nothing in the post, so the only possibility is that they discussed something in the black group.

If it was really in the black group, Zhao Hewen would not have gotten any news, although he had gone to the temple to get an account and reported that he wanted to get in.In the end, it took less than half an hour to go in, and it was discovered that it was him, and then he was forked out.

(@┭┮)﹏┭┮@) Fortunately, he blew up another ID photo on YS for permission to join the group! ! !

Unexpectedly, after joining the group, they cheated him of his high-definition ID photo, and wanted more photos.He must have covered his vitals—resolutely refused to hand over other photos, and then...he was crossed out.

Of course, this incident later became another black history of his, because Miao Hei practiced the practice of not replenishing the account number, that is to say, the numbers of those who quit the black circle for various reasons are still reserved, and the newcomers just continue to go. the back row without filling the vacancy in the front.

So he has been carrying the black history of He Miao Hei No. 233, and the building of the "He Miao Hei No. 233 report" has been screenshotted, and it is still hung in the main building of this new post in Hei Miao.After that, the review of the black group became stricter, and Zhao Hewen had no chance to get in.

(~>)_<~) Hey, the black group is full of liars!All bad guys!woo woo woo...

This time, Zhao Hewen had no doubt that something must have been discovered in the black group. Could it be that he used Daihua's double eyelids too many times and was targeted?But this stallion appears very frequently, they can't just pinch Dai Hua's, right?

While Zhao Hewen was still struggling to kill brain cells, Xu Keyu came back from get off work.As soon as he came back, Zhao Hewen was startled. He threw everything aside, such as pinches, hacks, and posts. He was not busy with anything else. He quickly poured all the porridge he put on his bedside table at noon into the trash can hidden under the bed.

He went to apply the medicine in the morning and didn't come home until the afternoon. The road was so hard that he didn't think he was hungry. The pain and strange feeling reminded him all the time that he must poop after eating.

Although the situation has improved a lot after taking laxatives, although it is no longer the feeling of being crushed by a tank, it is not much better.Yesterday he thought it would be good to have a laxative, so he couldn't help eating something, but when he came out of the toilet trembling, he felt that the whole PP didn't feel like his own anymore.

If it was a tank before, then under the action of laxatives, the tank just turned into tank fragments... The solid ones are all broken iron pieces, and the liquid ones are all sulfuric acid!Although it can come out relatively smoothly, it is definitely a torture after passing by. QAQ cherishes chrysanthemums, the principle of hemorrhoids...

When Zhao Hewen came out of the toilet, his face was pale and there were still some wet tears, and his legs were shaking.

With such a painful lesson, Zhao Hewen finally remembered it deeply.So although Xu Keyu called him at noon today, saying that he had brought the microwave oven to his room and told him to heat up the porridge when he got home, he didn't even move.

He looked pitifully at the clumps of white meat floating in the porridge, but he could only turn his head with tears in his eyes. Although he was so hungry that he had no energy, he finally held back under the lesson of blood and tears. Drool, pour them all down.

When Xu Keyu came in, he saw the empty bowl, and thought Zhao Hewen was quite happy that he had eaten it all.Zhao Hewen felt guilty and was busy changing the topic, but he didn't notice that the post on the wedding building was still on his screen, and because he had turned the scroll, the interface unfortunately stopped at the building where he was wearing the chaotic vest.

However, it was precisely because of this building that distracted Xu Keyu, who was bending over to get the bowl, so he just raised his eyebrows and looked at Zhao Hewen with interest, but he didn't notice that there was an ear pinched beside the bed. 'The trash can...

It's just that this glance still made Zhao Hewen suddenly a little nervous. He was worried that Xu Keyu had found the trash can he hid under the bed. He didn't feel relieved until he saw Xu Keyu walked out of the room without saying anything.

The porridge at noon was already cold and had no fragrance, and it was relatively easy to dispose of it when Xu Keyu was away.But at mealtime, being under the same roof as the kitchen is ripening the meal is different.Although it is said to be for better digestion, it is definitely not enough to just drink porridge, so Xu Keyu cooked some other dishes besides porridge this evening.

For ordinary people, tomato scrambled eggs or Sophora japonica soup does not have a particularly strong and attractive aroma.But for foodies, every delicious dish has its own unique aroma and appeal.And for a foodie like Zhao Hewen who has been hungry all day, the attraction of this fragrance can be said to be fatal.

It took Zhao Hewen's determination to rush to close the door, but the smell of the food could not be shut out by the door so easily.So Zhao Hewen lay on the bed, surrounded by the smell of tomatoes, eggs and tripe soup, he didn't even have the mood to read the post, he kept swallowing his saliva, fighting an arduous struggle with himself.

It's a pity that after a while, when he heard Xu Keyu's call to eat, he was immediately bewitched by the 'charm' of the food.The "slender figure" of the meals was lingering in his head, and he almost saw the hot and delicious food in front of him, so he ran towards the living room with very cheerful steps.

Fortunately and unfortunately, when he passed the toilet, there seemed to be a gloomy breath coming out of the door, and he suddenly and inexplicably felt the chrysanthemum tighten, his heart was startled, and his lost sanity was suddenly called back.

In the living room, you can see the porridge with bits of minced meat and green vegetables in your hands, and the delicious and tempting side dishes and soup in front of you. Zhao Hewen's saliva is completely uncontrollable like a faucet that has been turned on, but as long as he thinks about eating There will be another catastrophe that night, and Zhao Hewen is strong and unyielding, blocking all his saliva.It's just that it is still difficult to find an opportunity to dispose of the porridge in front of Xu Keyu.

Zhao Hewen ate a few mouthfuls of porridge with a spoon at a very slow speed like a rusty robot, while watching Xu Keyu add the food he coveted to his bowl with a dignified expression...

Finally, when Xu Keyu finally got a chance to add food, Zhao Hewen pulled out the trash can and poured the whole bowl of porridge into it.In order not to be seen, he nervously and quickly crumpled the packaging bags, toilet paper, etc. on the table and stuffed them into the trash can.

When Xu Keyu came back, Zhao Hewen hurriedly supported his belly to pretend he was full, and for the sake of realism, he burped weakly.And Xu Keyu was surprised to see that the bowl in front of him was empty, and he couldn't help feeling Zhao Hewen's fighting power in his heart.When asked if he wanted to add some more, Zhao Hewen immediately refused sternly. He always felt that there seemed to be something wrong, but he looked around and didn't see anything unusual.

Zhao Hewen didn't go into the house because he was worried that Xu Keyu would find out the secret of the trash can, so he just sat in his seat, drooling secretly, watching Xu Keyu eat.Poor Xu Keyu felt uncomfortable when he stared at him so much, but he didn't eat when he asked him. After a while, he suddenly remembered that Zhao Hewen must be afraid of the suffering of going to the toilet and controlled his food intake. He immediately looked at Zhao Hewen with pity.It's just that Zhao Hewen was busy looking at the food, so he might not notice Xu Keyu's eyes...

That night, while Xu Keyu was washing the dishes, Zhao Hewen quickly made a garbage basket full of garbage, then waved his little hands and volunteered to go out to throw out the garbage.

So with this meal, the battle between Zhao Hewen and Xu Keyu also began.Contrary to Xu Keyu controlling Zhao Hewen's food intake and not letting Zhao Hewen eat snacks when he was losing weight before, this time Xu Keyu changed his ways to cook all kinds of delicious food and brought them home for delivery. Cactus and other hard-to-find and hard-to-cook dishes are often bought back for Zhao Hewen to eat.In addition, he even bought snacks and put them on Zhao Hewen's bedside, just to lure him to eat more.

As for Zhao Hewen, it was the complete opposite of stealing leftovers at home before. Not only did he not touch any snacks with tears in his eyes, he even hid from dinner, poured as much as he could... Sometimes, Xu Keyu found him He stared at him, so he had to eat it with tears in his eyes.

It is said that he ate it with tears, not because Zhao Hewen unfortunately suffered from anorexia and did not want to eat, but because the pain in the chrysanthemum pain and the weight that plummeted like sitting on a slide kept whipping and motivating him.Drink some water when you are hungry, drink more water when you are still hungry, and drink more water when you are really hungry.Xu Keyu tried every means, but the water in his house was consumed faster and faster.

After a month like this, when Zhao Hewen's injury finally healed, he was so hungry that he felt as if he was going to become a fairy when he walked, as if the whole world was spinning like a dream.Finally, one day, he was so hungry that he floated dizzily and finally floated into the toilet, but when he just took off his pants and was about to squat down, he suddenly rolled his eyes and passed out beside him...