Overwhelm the evildoer

It was only dawn the next morning, and when Zhao Hewen slowly moved into the toilet with the wall, he had faintly felt something strange, and after he squatted down, the cups and poops mercilessly destroyed him Picked up the injured chrysanthemum.

Zhao Hewen's feet were so painful that he almost couldn't squat and sat down in the pit. Fortunately, he was able to catch the washing machine next to him with quick eyesight and hands, which saved the injured little chrysanthemum from being re-traumatized.

When Zhao Hewen moved out of the toilet with difficulty, he suddenly had a new understanding of life.People say that the things you read when you go to the toilet are the easiest to remember. For Zhao Hewen, the lessons you get when you go to the toilet are the easiest to remember deeply.

In the morning of the same day, Xu Keyu was extremely shocked to find that Zhao Hewen didn't eat all his breakfast. To be precise, he only drank the milk, and it was very clean.But the noodles didn't move at all, and the fruit next to him didn't eat a bite.

After Xu Keyu was ready to go to work, he went over to take a look and wondered if he wanted to eat something else, but he didn't expect Zhao Hewen to say that he was full and didn't want to eat those.

It's not as uncanny as news of an early end to the world, but it's like having a flying saucer land on your balcony and aliens come running in just to borrow the bathroom.If Xu Keyu hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he would never have believed it.

Because Zhao Hewen is a foodie among foodies. He doesn't even mention how he eats on weekdays and how he secretly buys snacks and hides them behind the cabinet. Eat cold ones too... If it weren't for this, he wouldn't have gone to the hospital to suffer that.

It is such a foodie who refuses to eat even if he is not hungry. 0 mouth 0 He is not hungry! !Besides, if it is normal, even if he is not hungry, as long as he wants to eat, he will still eat happily.

Xu Keyu asked for a long time but didn't find out why. Seeing that he was going to be late for work, he had to go out.And Zhao Hewen was relieved after Xu Keyu left, and he couldn't say anything about the pain of the chrysanthemum even if he gave him ten faces! !

And the most embarrassing thing for him to say was that the cup was stuck on his poor little chrysanthemum - because it hurt too much, so he didn't exert any more force at once, so the legendary sucking incident just happened.Like a wound being crushed back and forth by a tank, Zhao Hewen was in so much pain that he didn't dare to use any more strength, and when he recovered, he pulled up his pants and came out...

Remembering how much he ate the night before, Zhao Hewen was filled with regret.The doctor said that his condition was not particularly serious, and he was enlightened after the operation.It's just that I thought the pain would be a little bit painful, but I didn't expect it to be so inhumanely painful.It turned out that this part was so fragile that Zhao Hewen couldn't help but use his mobile phone to post a Weibo to complain about his injury.

[Miao Zonggong: Tears!The most vulnerable place of human beings is indeed the eyes! ! ]

Of course, Zhao Hewen's so-called eyes are not the eyes on the head.Not to mention that since he joined Biluo Tianyin, many people know that he is He Miao, and this Weibo naturally has his current colleagues in reality; Trapped, but what is even more tragic than this is that some people may suspect that he was not hemorrhoids but an asshole!

//(@ㄒ)oㄒ@)//It's already so hard, and I must not be misunderstood to make it even harder! !

Although the fans on Weibo did not doubt it, many reminded him to pay more attention to protecting his eyes, but as the saying goes, the sky is not going well, and Zhao Hewen was about to be complacent, but suddenly found that there is such a person who is always so indecent, but right? , people owe you too much to fight back! ! (@0ˇ)_ˇ[email protected])

At that time, someone who only appeared at night recently, his Q suddenly flashed.

[Chaoshou]: Which 'eye'?

(@=)口[email protected]) Did he guess? ! !

It would be difficult for a weak and painful person lying on the bed to get up and lift the table, so he could only take a deep breath, suppress the urge to lift the table, and pretend to be calm for a long time before replying. (.=ˇ)ˇ=. )

[I'm not an uncle]: Which eye? !Eyes are only used to describe, understand?

Contrary to Zhao Hewen, Chaos recovered quickly.

[Chao Shou]: I understand, but what I'm asking is what part of your word 'eye' refers to.A more subtle way of saying this is to ask, are you lamenting the upper eye or the lower eye?Unpretentiously, do you mean the 'eye' of the eye or the 'eye' of the ass/eye?

Although Chaos guessed right, Zhao Hewen didn't understand, how could someone not follow the usual ideals... such an impure word! !This kind of person must be a wretched/obscene person in essence!!

[I'm not an uncle]: (╯－_－)╯╧╧! ! !

[Chao Shou]: It seems that I guessed right...

[I'm not an uncle]: (╯－mouth－)╯╧╧What did you guess right? !I did not say anything! !

[Chaoshou]: You said it.

[Chaoshou]: You said——[He]: (╯－_－)╯╧╧! ! !

[I'm not an uncle]: ...

[Chaoshou]: Being so irritable must not mean the ordinary 'eye'.That's what's next...

[I'm not an uncle]: Get out! ! !

[Chaoshou]: If you lament the fragility of the lower parts, I can probably guess what's going on.Seriously, drink plenty of water and rest.But don't stop going to the toilet because it hurts too much, you will get uremia if you endure too much.

Zhao Hewen immediately felt his face heat up. =口=He guessed it! ! (@>).) Over, over, my perfect image! ! ! <()_)╯ No way, I can't admit it!

[I'm not an uncle]: Don't talk nonsense, I just turned the table and lamented your wretched/wretched heart!I have nothing!I just hit my face and my eyes hurt!

[Chao Shou]: So I am wretched, okay, so your eyes are really uncomfortable?

Seeing that Chaos finally didn't bite him to death, Zhao Hewen finally breathed a sigh of relief.

[I'm not an uncle]: Yes.

Unexpectedly, Chaos suddenly said maliciously.

[Chaoshou]: Why do my eyes hurt when I hit my face?People who cheat will be fucked~

There was an inexplicable feeling of being seen through, and Zhao Hewen felt a chill running down his spine, but it was just a curse. If the curse could come true, the person who bullied him because he was fat would have died long ago.So Zhao Hewen seemed that curses were meant to scare people and comfort him, so he didn't care.It's just that Zhao Hewen felt the chrysanthemum tighten when he mentioned the chrysanthemum explosion. ┭┮﹏┭┮It hurts...

[I'm not an uncle]: Hmph, I won't tell you, it's okay if I hit my face and my eyes, my eyes hurt!

[Chao Shou]: Alright...

That being said, Zhao Hewen knew exactly where the pain was, and because of Chaos' words, he felt that he had indeed heard such a saying.After a little mental struggle, Zhao Hewen slowly rolled from the bed to the side of the bed with his mobile phone in his arms, stood up with difficulty, and decided to go to the toilet for the second time to try...

Before leaving, Zhao Hewen even took a tragic look at the noodles that Xu Keyu made for him, although it has turned into a batter now... Solve, solve it, then you can eat something, it shouldn't matter if you only eat a little.

So this time, Zhao Hewen really made an effort, but the feeling of the cup passing through the chrysanthemum was a hundred times more painful than severe constipation.Zhao Hewen frowned. Originally, he brought his mobile phone into the toilet to distract his attention while surfing the Internet, so as to relieve the pain; now it does relieve the pain to some extent, but he did it by holding it with both hands.Fortunately, it was the side of the phone, otherwise the screen would probably have been broken...

However, in the end, Zhao Hewen almost crawled out of the toilet sweating profusely, and what was even more difficult was that the "cup" was still in his stomach and did not come out.

Zhao Hewen came out of the toilet to the living room with great difficulty, and there was still a long way to go to the room. He estimated that the sofa was closer than getting up, so he ran towards the sofa enthusiastically at a snail's speed.Lying on the stomach would be unbearable, and lying down would overwhelm the chrysanthemum, which was even more unbearable. Zhao Hewen could only lie down on his side painstakingly and carefully.

[Chaoshou]: That is, if you are not in good health, you should take a good rest and run up to do something.Go offline and rest now!

It was only after Zhao Hewen lay down that he saw the reply that Chaos sent him a few minutes ago, but it was impossible for him to go to rest now, but he couldn't tell Chaos the reason.So hastily recovered with a 'hmm' and searched the Internet to see if anyone has suggestions for similar situations.then……

It is said on the Internet that you should drink plenty of water; it is said on the Internet that dairy products can help bowel movements; some people on the Internet say that if it doesn’t work, you can take some laxatives...

Zhao Hewen didn't want to move, so he stared at the drawer where the medicine was usually kept for a long time on the sofa, hoping to see through the drawer or the drawer would fly over by itself, but unfortunately, this didn't happen.Zhao Hewen had no choice but to get up and move over to look for it himself. Unfortunately, he searched all over the house with tears in his eyes and couldn't find laxatives, only antidiarrheals...

[I'm not an uncle]: Are there any pharmacies that deliver food?

[Chaoshou]: No... Do you want to buy medicine or food?

[I'm not an uncle]: Buying medicine...

Zhao Hewen had never suffered from any serious illness, and the medicines at home were always brought by his mother. He really didn't notice that there was a pharmacy nearby.And even if he could wriggle downstairs, he would probably have to wait for Xu Keyu to pick him up from the side of the road if he wanted to come back... Zhao Hewen, who had to take a step and rest for ten seconds to find medicine, thought so.

So after posting the words 'buying medicine', Zhao Hewen called Xu Keyu brazenly without waiting for a reply. If you know how to buy laxatives, then you understand everything!

Xu Keyu picked up the phone before the first ring, and when he picked up the phone, he gave a surprised 'Huh', as if he picked it up by accident.But Zhao Hewen was in pain because he was carrying a lot of "tragedies" in his stomach, and he was so anxious, so he didn't think there was anything wrong.

"Hello, Xu..."

"Hold on……"

Hearing Xu Keyu's voice, Zhao Hewen, who was about to sit on the bed, got excited and lost control of his position. When he fell on the bed, he not only pressed heavily on the center of the PP, but also kicked the bed next to him with his little toe. on the head.His toes were connected to his heart, and the pain caused him to burst into tears, and he gasped: "Woo..."