Overwhelm the evildoer

Xu Keyu held up the clothes rail, and the dim light of the refrigerator cast a gloomy look on his face.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mmh" from 周健文, and even the mapo tofu rolled out of his mouth just now," he said.

And Xu Keyu was speechless after seeing clearly that it was Zhao Hewen. At this time, Zhao Hewen was sitting in front of the refrigerator with a newspaper on it, and by the light of the refrigerator, he ate with a plate all over his face.

Xu Keyu put down the clothes rail, reached out to open the kitchen, and asked helplessly, "What are you doing?"

"Uh..." Zhao Hewen said shortly and innocently: "Eat, eat..." (@0)[email protected])

Xu Keyu sighed, feeling more and more helpless.Stretching out his hand to pull Zhao Hewen to wake him up, he said, "Are you hungry?"

"Hmm..." Zhao Hewen held the plate and stood up following Xu Keyu's force. The mapo tofu that just fell out of his mouth fell back into the plate. This plate of mapo tofu was ruined, but probably tonight can eat them all...

"Didn't you have enough to eat tonight?" Xu Keyu bent down to help Zhao Hewen pick up the newspaper, while taking things out of the refrigerator.

"Hmm..." Zhao Hewen stared straight at Xu Keyu's movements, and began to worry whether Xu Keyu wanted to check how much he ate, so he quickly said: "I didn't eat much at dinner, so I was a little hungry, but I didn't eat either." How many."

"Since you're really hungry, it's good to eat something. It's not good if you lose weight and ruin your body, and these dishes are all from the night before. It's not good for your stomach if you eat cold like this." Xu Keyu from the time he saw Zhao Hewen I can't bear it anymore.

Zhao Hewen who looked like that was really pitiful, he was still secretly sitting in the kitchen eating at his own home, he didn’t even dare to turn on the light, he huddled in front of the refrigerator with a pair of small chopsticks, eating cubes of mapo tofu and staring inside meat...

"It's okay. I was a child because my stomach and intestines digested well, so I got fat after drinking water." Zhao Hewen said indifferently, "But there are also benefits of good digestion. When I came back from a company party, everyone ate at a black-hearted roadside stall. Son, all the others fell down and were hospitalized, and I was the only one who was fine. They relied on me to be fine, so they were sent to the hospital."

"As the old saying goes, if you often walk by the water, you can't get your shoes wet. No matter how good your stomach is, you can't eat it cold." Xu Keyu said. I thought it was a misremembering. It seems that Zhao Hewen stole most of the food... Some dishes are greasy and can't be eaten when they are cold. Fortunately, Zhao Hewen digests well. If you want to change someone else, you can't guarantee it. Accurate vomiting and diarrhea must toss and lose weight.

Looking at all kinds of dishes that have been stolen, Xu Keyu has never been a mother-in-law, but this time he couldn't help but want to say a few more words: "If you want to eat leftovers in the future, you can heat them up carefully, and eat cold ones Don't eat it, especially these meats, you won't be too greasy to panic."

Knowing that he was in the wrong, Zhao Hewen said obediently, "Got it."

"Are you still eating tonight? I'll warm it up for you?" Seeing his pitiful look, Xu Keyu turned around and picked out Zhao Hewen's favorite dishes.

Zhao Hewen hastily handed over the mapo tofu: "Just heat this one up. I ate a lot just now. It's almost too bad. This one just now was polluted by me. If I don't eat it, I won't be able to make it tomorrow." ..."

After Zhao Hewen finished speaking, he scratched his head in embarrassment, and looked at Xu Keyu expectantly.

Seeing his pitiful look, Xu Keyu finally warmed him up with other dishes and a small bowl of rice.

Zhao Hewen ate so happily that Xu Keyu couldn't help wondering if he was abusing him before.

On the other hand, at this time, Zhao Hewen's original resentment was completely offset by these meals.

After the Shuijianbao went to work in the company the next day, one more person is always more energy, and things at work are easier.And at night, Xu Keyu didn't even look at Zhao Hewen's photos, and didn't ask him to check the scale, so he booked the table first.

What about big meals? All Zhao Hewen's expectations for this month, Xu Keyu did not disappoint him. He ordered all the dishes he liked, and he kept adding dishes for him, which was the same as the first time he ate out. Completely reversed.

After eating a big meal, Xu Keyu didn't mention the matter of losing weight again, although he still pulled him out of bed every morning and took him out for a run.But the matter of eating was completely left to Zhao Hewen. Unfortunately, Zhao Hewen's happy life did not last for a few days.

╰(‵)□′)╯Who said "Walk by the water often without getting your shoes wet"? !It's a super big crow's mouth! ! ! !

Zhao Hewen thought of this while crawling on the hospital bed, clutching the pillow tightly with both hands and nervously waiting for the operation.

In addition to the characteristic of meat, Zhao Hewen has a strong taste - he loves spicy food, and Xu Keyu is a southerner so he also eats spicy food, so a large part of the dishes they eat are spicy.Originally, eating too much spicy food would be dangerous, not to mention that Zhao Hewen also likes to steal food in the middle of the night. The leftovers are not only spicy, but also greasy cold dishes.In addition, as a squatting family in the new era, he sits in the office at work and in the room after get off work, and always stays up until one or two o'clock.

Spicy + greasy + cold dishes + sitting + staying up late = hemorrhoids welcome you.

When Zhao Hewen first got hemorrhoids, he didn't notice it at all. He still ate a little bit as usual, and his stool was bloody, thinking it was because he didn't drink enough water.Even so, most people drink water when they are short of water. His old man is not like this. He drinks drinks and coffee, and then continues to stay up late...

So when he also got hemorrhoids, he checked the information and bought the medicine to wash it, but it still didn't work.He was ashamed to let others know about this disease, and Xu Keyu made delicious food for him, but he couldn't help eating it, and regretted it when he pooped after eating.Then when Xu Keyu made food again, he couldn't help but continue eating...

It wasn't until Xu Keyu found out that Zhao Hewen didn't go for a morning run that he had a cold at all, and he even walked with his butt up and his legs crossed, which was weird, so he didn't pay attention to it.

By the time Xu Keyu sent Zhao Hewen to the hospital for examination, the only option was surgery.

And because of Zhao Hewen's shy temperament, it was Xu Keyu who tied his arms to drag him into the anorectal department with difficulty.

Anorectal... Sometimes it’s not just for hemorrhoids and rectal pathological diseases, but also for infectious and external diseases.If men and women do not pay attention to things, it is common for external forces to cause damage and infection.

So the doctor in the department saw the troubled look of the fat man when he was dragged in, and immediately misunderstood his thoughts, and the first sentence he said was: "Young people today just don't know how to control themselves. Why are you embarrassed?" Yes, you have to be cured when you are sick. As for you, the rectal mucosa is very fragile, do you know that, you are fine, but you have to consider the young man. If it gets serious after a few more troubles, he will not be able to control himself for the rest of his life... ..."

In the first half of this sentence, Zhao Hewen didn't hear anything, and thought that the doctor was telling him to pay attention to moderation when eating.But when I heard the second half, I understood, and I interrupted the doctor's words by shouting in surprise: "Doctor, I am hemorrhoids!!!"

"Hemorrhoids?" The doctor pushed his glasses, turned to look at Xu Keyu, and said calmly, "I'm sorry, it seems that you dragged him in, so I..."

Xu Keyu said in a good-tempered manner: "It's okay, it's okay, doctor, show him quickly, he can't even walk steadily."

In the end, when the doctor took Zhao Hewen for an examination, he couldn't help complaining in a low voice: "Isn't it just a hemorrhoid, why are you shy, and you have to be dragged in..."

TAT me... Zhao Hewen was about to cry, but he didn't dare to confront the doctor.

After that, the previous scene happened. Zhao Hewen was waiting for the operation nervously clutching the small pillow pitifully.