The reborn brother is not calm!
2 Rebirth
Well, in short, in the face of all kinds of irresistible forces, Xiao Yichen has no choice but to become Mr. Lu Mi's "girlfriend".
Since his mother's remarriage, Xiao Yichen has been devoting himself to a great money-making career. He has no time to make new friends or fall in love, so at the age of 26, he is still a group of pure and inexperienced people...
And paying too much attention to money is tantamount to paying too much attention to one's job, and paying too much attention to one's job is tantamount to...
He dared not offend his boss's boss.
So, whether he wants to or not, the fact that Xiao Yichen has become a member of Lu Mi has long been a solid fact and cannot be changed.
Fortunately, this guy is thick enough, and Mr. Lu Mi upholds the tradition of Xiaoyan, and after confirming the relationship, he didn't suddenly become so sweet and disgusting, but he kept his sincerity of "I love you and bully you" from beginning to end, mercilessly Keep crushing him...
Therefore, the two have been together for more than two years, if Mr. Lu Mi hadn't "reminded" him this time that he is his boyfriend...he would have already forgotten about it through selective amnesia.
Since coming to China four years ago, he has not been back.With a slightly complicated mood, Xiao Yichen looked at the scenery outside the window when the phone in his bag vibrated suddenly.
Xiao Yichen quickly answered the phone: "Hello, hello."
The other end seemed to be silent for a while because of his cheerful tone, before speaking: "Mr. Xiao Yichen?"
"Yes. I'm Xiao Yichen."
He is still the same as when he was working overtime as usual. As long as he has a cup of hot cocoa, he is very satisfied and happy. The men in the sunglasses all looked sideways, giving him an extra look...
Xiao Yichen is the kind of single-celled animal that always only focuses on one thing. When talking on the phone, he always only pays attention to the phone, and will not do another thing at the same time. Therefore, his sideways glance at the man in sunglasses...
Didn't see it at all.
Well, in fact, even if he saw it, he would only think that this person was looking at the scenery outside the window...
There was a pleasant female voice on the other end of the phone, and Xiao Yichen's dull mind only had simple thoughts, such as how nice this voice is, and do I know a woman with such a pleasant voice...
Then, the woman's voice was heard in the ear:
"Mr. Xiao, my name is Shen Banyue. You may not know me, but I have known you for a long time."
So...
Xiao Yichen is the most powerless for this kind of guiding language. He is used to speaking directly, and he doesn't like the subtext of people's twists and turns. Well, he admits that he is just too lazy to think...
This is also the reason why Mao likes multinational companies... If he is really allowed to work in those domestic institutions... He dares to say that he will directly smash his head against the south wall and never return.
Unexpectedly Xiao Yichen's silence, the woman who called herself "Shen Banyue" paused, and decided to speak directly to the single-celled animal:
"You may be wondering why I called you. Let's put it this way, are you sitting in your seat now? If you stand up and look at the first-class cabin, you may see a wonderful picture."
The woman's words are full of temptation and eagerness, but unfortunately, his words may still be useful to women, and it can be used on Xiao Yichen... I can only say, alas, playing the piano with a cow.
Xiao Yichen was innocently silent for a moment, and then summed up the answer:
"Well, no matter what your purpose is, I just want to say: first, I don't know you; second, I don't like others to induce and order me to do anything; third, I'm going to hang up. That's it , bye~"
Without waiting for any response from the other end of the phone, he hung up the phone.
I don't know if it was his illusion, but he felt a smile flashed in the eyes of the man in the sunglasses next to him...
Glancing to the side, I saw that someone was staring at the notebook on his lap seriously.illusion.Must be an illusion.
He stared so blatantly, without blinking his eyes, this dazed expression is Xiao Yichen's specialty - he often used this expression to deceive his boss in boring meetings, in fact, every time this guy put on With this expression, it means that this guy has already lost his soul.
I wanted to pretend I didn't see it, but this gaze is really piercing like a needle...
The man in sunglasses suddenly turned his head, "Have you seen enough?"
The voice is deep and slightly magnetic...
Such a sentence flashed in my mind first, and then the man's words entered the nerve center and passed to the brain...
Then, Xiao Yichen was embarrassed...
Has he been taken as a nympho...
Just as he was thinking this resentfully, the phone in his hand vibrated again, Xiao Yichen jumped in fright, trying to answer the phone in a hurry, when he was flustered, he saw the phone flying past the man's feet——
With a "snap", it was smashed to pieces.
Well, Xiao Yichen was stupid.
With a face full of resentment, he looked away from the antique plane that had been with him for N years, and looked at the expressionless man in sunglasses...
He smiled unluckily, and said in embarrassment:
"I'm sorry, can you...let me go? I want to pick up..."
Before he finished speaking, the man in the sunglasses stood up, and only now did Xiao Yichen truly feel the height of this man... With his [-], he still felt like a child standing in front of him...
It is conservatively estimated that the man with sunglasses should be at least [-].
People nowadays, what do they eat to grow up...
While feeling emotional, he wiped bitter tears for his poor mobile phone, Xiao Yichen's heartbroken expression made a certain man look sideways, but this guy continued to put together the "dead bodies" of the antique phone without hesitation, holding them in his palm, faintly sighed...
Raising his head, his mind was still stuck on the speechless question of "poor mobile phone, I don't know if it can still be used after repair". In front of him, facing the aisle of the first-class cabin, he clearly saw——
The guy who told him on the phone 10 minutes ago, "I have an impromptu meeting" and "come on the next flight", his boyfriend, the former boss's boss, and the current immediate boss - Mr. Lu Mi, is sitting across the seat at the moment , and a beautiful mixed-race beauty who looks a few years younger than him...
Fiery kisses.
Don't ask him why he knows she is a mixed-race beauty, you can guess it from her chestnut hair and deep dark green eyes.But the reason why Xiao Yichen knew...
Because, this mixed-race beauty who is as delicate as a doll only came to see him off in half an hour, and...
Xiao Yichen suddenly ran past ten thousand muddy horses...
The face is full of cows, didn't you say that this little beauty is your American cousin?Nima, are you a beast now that you are kissing passionately with your cousin?Doesn’t it cost you a few dollars to get a room? You are so hungry and thirsty that you do such a shameful thing in the first class of the plane...
With his extremely tangled brain, it is only now that he has the time to think about the woman named "Shen Banyue" on the phone just now. This scene is probably what he wanted to see, right?
I stared stupidly for a few minutes without even blinking, until the man next to me said:
"The plane is about to take off, why don't you take a seat?"
As if the time that had stood still suddenly resumed its flow, Xiao Yichen let out an "Ah" as if waking up from a dream, and then foolishly walked to his seat with a bunch of parts in his hands and sat down...
Shi Hua sat there blankly for half an hour. After the plane took off long ago, his confused head was free to move to other places.
Silently put the fragments in his hand into his carry-on bag, and sighed:
"According to the general rule, I should rush in excitedly to find out these adulterers, put them in the sun, and be spurned by countless people... But I seem to have missed the opportunity just now..."
The guy was very annoyed, "So now I have two choices, first, wait for the opportunity and catch the rape in bed; second, turn a blind eye and pretend that I didn't see it."
Then he got tangled up again, frowning together, his delicate and clean face was full of obvious distress and sorrow:
"Then, what about catching the rape after the bed? How about treating it as if you didn't see it? Alas, facts are facts, it's impossible to deceive yourself..."
Thinking of this, Xiao Yichen became dissatisfied, "It's really annoying, I can't even take a plane to enjoy it..."
At this moment, the man in sunglasses who had heard his muttering to himself suddenly turned his head, looked at him, and a deep magnetic voice sounded:
"If it were me, I'd go in and shoot the pair of dogs."
"..."
Embarrassed by Xiao Yichen, it took him a while to mutter: "Brother, that's against the law... Besides, it seems that one shot can't kill two people..." No matter how you say it, two bullets are not...
"And," he said slowly and aggrievedly, "I don't have a gun."
The man in the sunglasses choked for a bit, coughed slightly unnaturally, and said:
"Then go buy one."
"Oh." Xiao Yichen sighed, and said sadly, "I can't afford it, it's so expensive..."
The man slightly raised the corner of his mouth, "It's okay, this is the era of credit cards."
He became even more worried, "I have to repay the credit card, what should I do if I can't repay it?"
"It's okay, you have a gun."
Xiao Yichen was choked up, and his clear and clean black eyes turned to the other party. That strange look made a certain man's heart shudder, and this guy said quietly:
"Brother, you were actually sent by the United States to do pyramid schemes in China, right? By the way, this product is too dangerous, but..." He approached very gossipingly, "Actually, if you sell one, what is the net profit?"
"..." The man in the sunglasses was speechless.
After staring at the man in sunglasses with detective eyes for a long time, Xiao Yichen looked away triumphantly, beckoned to the stewardess for a glass of orange juice, took a sip slowly, and said:
"So, let's do it according to rational thinking. It's not easy for people to reincarnate these days. Don't use knives and guns just because you don't like a few words. Brother, life is very precious."
The man in sunglasses glanced at him through the sunglasses, and said helplessly:
"Actually, you have nothing to do with those two people inside, right?"
"..." Xiao Yichen put on an unfathomable expression, patted this man on the shoulder, and told him with the attitude of a person who has experienced and is a senior——
"You're wrong. One of the people in there is my boyfriend. The other, 'supposedly' is his cousin."
He said very sadly, "Actually, brother is just too calm."
These days, to be so calm... It's not easy, it's not easy, he admires himself more and more, it can be recorded in the annals of history, and his name will last forever...
The smile in his eyes deepened, and the man took off his sunglasses, revealing a screamingly handsome face like a Hollywood star, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, but it was not the "little face" of Korean beauties seen too much on the Internet, but It is the kind of handsome man who has been popular with women since ancient times, full of heroism and exuding masculine charm...
The straight nose bridge and the slightly raised red lips are graceful and natural...
Coupled with a simple and neat short hair...
And those vivid and deep black eyes that broke into my eyes the moment I took off the sunglasses...
Xiao Yichen was excited.
This fellow has always been too lazy to hide his emotions, he would convulse when he was excited, staring at his handsome face with his two big smart eyes, and muttered in his mouth:
"I was wrong, I was really wrong."
Xiao Yichen was heartbroken. There is such a man who is so beautiful but not a mother in this world... Do you want other men to live?After a moment of emotion, he slowly said:
"Actually, you are not a pyramid scheme. If you look like this, why do you need to do the kind of work where you can't get enough to eat and starve to death, and you can get free prison meals at any time? How easy it is to sell your lust, let me think about it..."
The corners of her lips curled up: "Telling your color, one can be a celebrity artist, and the other is a cowherd boy... Which one do you...belong to?"
The corner of the man's mouth twitched, and under the eyes of someone's expecting star, he spoke slowly——
"Actually... I am really an arms dealer."
Since his mother's remarriage, Xiao Yichen has been devoting himself to a great money-making career. He has no time to make new friends or fall in love, so at the age of 26, he is still a group of pure and inexperienced people...
And paying too much attention to money is tantamount to paying too much attention to one's job, and paying too much attention to one's job is tantamount to...
He dared not offend his boss's boss.
So, whether he wants to or not, the fact that Xiao Yichen has become a member of Lu Mi has long been a solid fact and cannot be changed.
Fortunately, this guy is thick enough, and Mr. Lu Mi upholds the tradition of Xiaoyan, and after confirming the relationship, he didn't suddenly become so sweet and disgusting, but he kept his sincerity of "I love you and bully you" from beginning to end, mercilessly Keep crushing him...
Therefore, the two have been together for more than two years, if Mr. Lu Mi hadn't "reminded" him this time that he is his boyfriend...he would have already forgotten about it through selective amnesia.
Since coming to China four years ago, he has not been back.With a slightly complicated mood, Xiao Yichen looked at the scenery outside the window when the phone in his bag vibrated suddenly.
Xiao Yichen quickly answered the phone: "Hello, hello."
The other end seemed to be silent for a while because of his cheerful tone, before speaking: "Mr. Xiao Yichen?"
"Yes. I'm Xiao Yichen."
He is still the same as when he was working overtime as usual. As long as he has a cup of hot cocoa, he is very satisfied and happy. The men in the sunglasses all looked sideways, giving him an extra look...
Xiao Yichen is the kind of single-celled animal that always only focuses on one thing. When talking on the phone, he always only pays attention to the phone, and will not do another thing at the same time. Therefore, his sideways glance at the man in sunglasses...
Didn't see it at all.
Well, in fact, even if he saw it, he would only think that this person was looking at the scenery outside the window...
There was a pleasant female voice on the other end of the phone, and Xiao Yichen's dull mind only had simple thoughts, such as how nice this voice is, and do I know a woman with such a pleasant voice...
Then, the woman's voice was heard in the ear:
"Mr. Xiao, my name is Shen Banyue. You may not know me, but I have known you for a long time."
So...
Xiao Yichen is the most powerless for this kind of guiding language. He is used to speaking directly, and he doesn't like the subtext of people's twists and turns. Well, he admits that he is just too lazy to think...
This is also the reason why Mao likes multinational companies... If he is really allowed to work in those domestic institutions... He dares to say that he will directly smash his head against the south wall and never return.
Unexpectedly Xiao Yichen's silence, the woman who called herself "Shen Banyue" paused, and decided to speak directly to the single-celled animal:
"You may be wondering why I called you. Let's put it this way, are you sitting in your seat now? If you stand up and look at the first-class cabin, you may see a wonderful picture."
The woman's words are full of temptation and eagerness, but unfortunately, his words may still be useful to women, and it can be used on Xiao Yichen... I can only say, alas, playing the piano with a cow.
Xiao Yichen was innocently silent for a moment, and then summed up the answer:
"Well, no matter what your purpose is, I just want to say: first, I don't know you; second, I don't like others to induce and order me to do anything; third, I'm going to hang up. That's it , bye~"
Without waiting for any response from the other end of the phone, he hung up the phone.
I don't know if it was his illusion, but he felt a smile flashed in the eyes of the man in the sunglasses next to him...
Glancing to the side, I saw that someone was staring at the notebook on his lap seriously.illusion.Must be an illusion.
He stared so blatantly, without blinking his eyes, this dazed expression is Xiao Yichen's specialty - he often used this expression to deceive his boss in boring meetings, in fact, every time this guy put on With this expression, it means that this guy has already lost his soul.
I wanted to pretend I didn't see it, but this gaze is really piercing like a needle...
The man in sunglasses suddenly turned his head, "Have you seen enough?"
The voice is deep and slightly magnetic...
Such a sentence flashed in my mind first, and then the man's words entered the nerve center and passed to the brain...
Then, Xiao Yichen was embarrassed...
Has he been taken as a nympho...
Just as he was thinking this resentfully, the phone in his hand vibrated again, Xiao Yichen jumped in fright, trying to answer the phone in a hurry, when he was flustered, he saw the phone flying past the man's feet——
With a "snap", it was smashed to pieces.
Well, Xiao Yichen was stupid.
With a face full of resentment, he looked away from the antique plane that had been with him for N years, and looked at the expressionless man in sunglasses...
He smiled unluckily, and said in embarrassment:
"I'm sorry, can you...let me go? I want to pick up..."
Before he finished speaking, the man in the sunglasses stood up, and only now did Xiao Yichen truly feel the height of this man... With his [-], he still felt like a child standing in front of him...
It is conservatively estimated that the man with sunglasses should be at least [-].
People nowadays, what do they eat to grow up...
While feeling emotional, he wiped bitter tears for his poor mobile phone, Xiao Yichen's heartbroken expression made a certain man look sideways, but this guy continued to put together the "dead bodies" of the antique phone without hesitation, holding them in his palm, faintly sighed...
Raising his head, his mind was still stuck on the speechless question of "poor mobile phone, I don't know if it can still be used after repair". In front of him, facing the aisle of the first-class cabin, he clearly saw——
The guy who told him on the phone 10 minutes ago, "I have an impromptu meeting" and "come on the next flight", his boyfriend, the former boss's boss, and the current immediate boss - Mr. Lu Mi, is sitting across the seat at the moment , and a beautiful mixed-race beauty who looks a few years younger than him...
Fiery kisses.
Don't ask him why he knows she is a mixed-race beauty, you can guess it from her chestnut hair and deep dark green eyes.But the reason why Xiao Yichen knew...
Because, this mixed-race beauty who is as delicate as a doll only came to see him off in half an hour, and...
Xiao Yichen suddenly ran past ten thousand muddy horses...
The face is full of cows, didn't you say that this little beauty is your American cousin?Nima, are you a beast now that you are kissing passionately with your cousin?Doesn’t it cost you a few dollars to get a room? You are so hungry and thirsty that you do such a shameful thing in the first class of the plane...
With his extremely tangled brain, it is only now that he has the time to think about the woman named "Shen Banyue" on the phone just now. This scene is probably what he wanted to see, right?
I stared stupidly for a few minutes without even blinking, until the man next to me said:
"The plane is about to take off, why don't you take a seat?"
As if the time that had stood still suddenly resumed its flow, Xiao Yichen let out an "Ah" as if waking up from a dream, and then foolishly walked to his seat with a bunch of parts in his hands and sat down...
Shi Hua sat there blankly for half an hour. After the plane took off long ago, his confused head was free to move to other places.
Silently put the fragments in his hand into his carry-on bag, and sighed:
"According to the general rule, I should rush in excitedly to find out these adulterers, put them in the sun, and be spurned by countless people... But I seem to have missed the opportunity just now..."
The guy was very annoyed, "So now I have two choices, first, wait for the opportunity and catch the rape in bed; second, turn a blind eye and pretend that I didn't see it."
Then he got tangled up again, frowning together, his delicate and clean face was full of obvious distress and sorrow:
"Then, what about catching the rape after the bed? How about treating it as if you didn't see it? Alas, facts are facts, it's impossible to deceive yourself..."
Thinking of this, Xiao Yichen became dissatisfied, "It's really annoying, I can't even take a plane to enjoy it..."
At this moment, the man in sunglasses who had heard his muttering to himself suddenly turned his head, looked at him, and a deep magnetic voice sounded:
"If it were me, I'd go in and shoot the pair of dogs."
"..."
Embarrassed by Xiao Yichen, it took him a while to mutter: "Brother, that's against the law... Besides, it seems that one shot can't kill two people..." No matter how you say it, two bullets are not...
"And," he said slowly and aggrievedly, "I don't have a gun."
The man in the sunglasses choked for a bit, coughed slightly unnaturally, and said:
"Then go buy one."
"Oh." Xiao Yichen sighed, and said sadly, "I can't afford it, it's so expensive..."
The man slightly raised the corner of his mouth, "It's okay, this is the era of credit cards."
He became even more worried, "I have to repay the credit card, what should I do if I can't repay it?"
"It's okay, you have a gun."
Xiao Yichen was choked up, and his clear and clean black eyes turned to the other party. That strange look made a certain man's heart shudder, and this guy said quietly:
"Brother, you were actually sent by the United States to do pyramid schemes in China, right? By the way, this product is too dangerous, but..." He approached very gossipingly, "Actually, if you sell one, what is the net profit?"
"..." The man in the sunglasses was speechless.
After staring at the man in sunglasses with detective eyes for a long time, Xiao Yichen looked away triumphantly, beckoned to the stewardess for a glass of orange juice, took a sip slowly, and said:
"So, let's do it according to rational thinking. It's not easy for people to reincarnate these days. Don't use knives and guns just because you don't like a few words. Brother, life is very precious."
The man in sunglasses glanced at him through the sunglasses, and said helplessly:
"Actually, you have nothing to do with those two people inside, right?"
"..." Xiao Yichen put on an unfathomable expression, patted this man on the shoulder, and told him with the attitude of a person who has experienced and is a senior——
"You're wrong. One of the people in there is my boyfriend. The other, 'supposedly' is his cousin."
He said very sadly, "Actually, brother is just too calm."
These days, to be so calm... It's not easy, it's not easy, he admires himself more and more, it can be recorded in the annals of history, and his name will last forever...
The smile in his eyes deepened, and the man took off his sunglasses, revealing a screamingly handsome face like a Hollywood star, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, but it was not the "little face" of Korean beauties seen too much on the Internet, but It is the kind of handsome man who has been popular with women since ancient times, full of heroism and exuding masculine charm...
The straight nose bridge and the slightly raised red lips are graceful and natural...
Coupled with a simple and neat short hair...
And those vivid and deep black eyes that broke into my eyes the moment I took off the sunglasses...
Xiao Yichen was excited.
This fellow has always been too lazy to hide his emotions, he would convulse when he was excited, staring at his handsome face with his two big smart eyes, and muttered in his mouth:
"I was wrong, I was really wrong."
Xiao Yichen was heartbroken. There is such a man who is so beautiful but not a mother in this world... Do you want other men to live?After a moment of emotion, he slowly said:
"Actually, you are not a pyramid scheme. If you look like this, why do you need to do the kind of work where you can't get enough to eat and starve to death, and you can get free prison meals at any time? How easy it is to sell your lust, let me think about it..."
The corners of her lips curled up: "Telling your color, one can be a celebrity artist, and the other is a cowherd boy... Which one do you...belong to?"
The corner of the man's mouth twitched, and under the eyes of someone's expecting star, he spoke slowly——
"Actually... I am really an arms dealer."
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