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In December, Christmas is approaching. Although the weather is too cold to stretch out your hands, piles of students will still jump over the wall and climb the window to run out in the middle of the night.

Ye Qingqing joined the drama club, and was honored as a drama goddess by their long-haired and wretched male president with artistic bacteria. He heard that a "large-scale" drama specially created for her would be launched during Christmas—Ye Se Qingqing is currently in intense rehearsal.But according to my observation of Ye Qingqing's recent state, I reckon that poor long-haired artist is just picking his head and getting hot, and there is no play at all.

On the contrary, it was Lin Xiaowan, who for some reason met her eyes with a senior in the Department of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering. During this time, the two of them were as sweet as honey, and that girl also started to stay out at night, but I always felt that the man was a little bit Not sincere, I want to remind Lin Xiaowan a few words, but I don't know where to start, can't it be because that man's eyes always drift to my chest unconsciously every time he meets me?I am too aware of the inferiority of men, and it would be a bit too much to sue people for this.

So, just mixed up like this, the lively Christmas came.

On Christmas Eve last year, I passed it at school, and I had an exam the next day. The four bachelors in the dormitory all stayed in the dormitory and played games online.Xiaobai ordered a bunch of takeaways, Lao Zhao got a few bottles of good wine, and the rest of us played games, ate pizza and drank Moutai.Dasha was too excited to charge forward in the game, and sacrificed himself gloriously. He was overwhelmed with pride and blew half a catty on the bottle. We saw that he was obviously drunk, so we coaxed him to go striptease on the corridor balcony. And the corridor balcony is facing the rear window of the girls' dormitory...

Later, this incident occupied the headline position of n**bs for a full week, which shows its far-reaching influence. I heard that later, a film and television company came to find someone to ask Dasha if he would be willing to star in a third-level film at a high price The leading actor, the opponent in the film is still a very attractive meatball star, and then he is beaten out of the dormitory by Dasha's classmate.Of course, this is just a legend, because I didn't see it with my own eyes, otherwise it wouldn't be a problem for the few of us to join forces and pour him another two catties, which would be enough to coax classmate Dasha to go to the cinema to take it off again.

This year's Christmas Eve, I am not stupid anymore, I am sitting on a beautiful woman, and I went out to the world of two with my classmate.As for Lao Zhao, he hasn’t come to see me for a long time. I originally wanted to invite him to spend Christmas together, but when I called the dormitory, Xiao Bai told me that he went out early in the morning. It seems that a friend in the military area invited him to have a drink together. .I almost forgot, in fact, Comrade Zhao is also a prince. Even without us, he has never had many friends. Just like the last earthquake, he could call the armored division with just one phone call. What kind of friendship is that? , needless to say.

So, on this Christmas Eve, only Xiaobai and I were left, quietly enjoying the Christmas Eve just the two of us in the new villa that the developer compensated him.

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"What's for dinner?" I poked my head into the kitchen, and I heard a sizzling sound from outside, as if Xiaobai was frying something.

"Steak, you like medium rare, right?" Xiao Bai raised his shovel at me, still holding the frying pan in his hand.

I raised my eyebrows, and hummed, this guy is planning to have some romantic candlelight dinner, right?I hesitated for a while, seeing his excited face, I still didn't tell him that I was actually a little uncomfortable today, and I didn't have any appetite.

"I went to Metro to buy the Italian steak. It just arrived. I also researched the cooking method of the steak on the Internet. Come and try it." Xiaobai happily put out salad, bread, and slaw Miso soup (borscht), and finally two beautifully fried, oily steaks, professionally poured with black pepper sauce.

Looking at the delicious food on the table, I have to admit that Comrade Xiaobai is much more useful in the kitchen than me.

I took a breath, smiled at him, scooped up the knife and slashed towards the meat, the faint blood mixed with the tender juice of the steak and flowed onto the plate, I felt a strong sense of vomiting from my chest, I threw down the knife and Went to the toilet...

"What's the matter? Xiao Ji, are you alright?" Xiao Bai followed me in, but I vomited on the toilet, almost vomited gall water.

"This time I really vomited out the last night's meal..." I struggled to get up from the toilet, and grabbed Xiaobai feebly. Lie back on the toilet.

"That's not okay, let's go, I'll take you to the hospital." Xiaobai ran out and grabbed a coat to wrap me around, picked me up and stuffed me into the car, and ran to the hospital.

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Xiaobai took me to his most trusted Provincial Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine. The emergency doctor was a middle-aged man, wearing a pair of glasses and looked refined. After I described the symptoms, he scooped up a small medical pillow in a traditional way and picked me up. First I took a pulse on my hand, and then I ordered a urine test.I was a little surprised, but I didn't see clearly what was written on his laboratory test sheet. I saw that Xiaobai was a little stupid, and he didn't even seem to hear me when I asked him. He just rushed to pay the money, and then scooped up the urine cup He ran back and handed it to me, and hurriedly urged me to have it tested.

Half an hour later, I got the test sheet. To be precise, Xiaobai handed it to me after reading the test sheet...

Then—I sat with him on the chair in front of the hospital laboratory for half an hour stupidly...

Half an hour later, I picked up the test sheet again, pointed to the word positive on it and asked him, "Do you know the word on it?"

Xiaobai seemed a little dizzy, Taotao hadn't recovered yet, snatched the list from me, stuffed it into his arms like a baby, "I know you too well."

"Then can you explain to me clearly, what does that mean?"

"It means I'm going to be a father!" His father made me tremble, and when I asked him, I was talking more to myself: "Then what am I going to be?"

Xiaobai looked at me, still excited: "Of course you are...Mom...?" I think it was my ugly face that finally made him take the initiative to mute the last word.

"Hey...Xiao Ji, where are you going?" Xiao Bai hurriedly chased after me, grabbed me and wrapped me in a thick coat.I stretched out my foot to kick him, and he leaned against him, bared his teeth and let out a smirk, I was speechless, turned my head and left.

"The car is over there." Xiaobai stopped me.

"I'm going back to the dormitory, I don't want to stay with you, a beastly pervert who doesn't use condoms in bed anymore!"

"That's no good, the dormitory is so cold, what should we do if we are freezing? If we catch a cold, our baby will become demented." He followed my butt and chattered, and I was only angry when I heard it.

baby?I subconsciously looked down at my lower abdomen, a little scared, but also a little inexplicably excited, but the most - I glanced at Bai Laosan again - was definitely angry!

"Don't follow me, I don't have the mood to talk to you right now." I turned around and yelled at Bai Laosan who was following me, I'm in a mess right now, I just want to be alone.

"Xiao Ji."

"Get out!" I beckoned to stop a taxi, opened the door and went in. At the same time, I stretched out my foot and kicked away Bai Laosan who was trying to keep up. At the same time, I turned my head and said to the driver: "N, thank you!"

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"The little girl quarreled with her boyfriend?"

Taxi drivers always like to chat with passengers. Usually, I am still in the mood to chat with them, but now I really don’t have any mood or energy to chat with him.

Suddenly he raised his head and glanced at the rearview mirror: "Look, your boyfriend is in a hurry, just dodge me from behind."

"Don't pay attention to him, let's go."

"How did he recruit you? Did he cheat?" The driver glanced at the rearview mirror again.

"No!" I subconsciously followed him and glanced at the rear-view mirror, as expected, the headlights were constantly flashing behind him.

"Hey, what's the big deal if it's not cheating? It's so easy to get a priceless treasure these days, and it's rare to have a lover. Either you don't like him?" The driver smacked his lips and glanced at me quickly, "Pretty girls are always There are a lot of lads chasing him."

I rolled my eyes, "No!" Damn!I didn't realize it until I finished speaking, and I admitted again that I like that bastard!

"Oh, that's nothing. What's wrong with biting your teeth and tongue? Look, your boyfriend's headlights are almost blinding."

"He made my stomach bigger!" I said in a panic, and I didn't react until I finished yelling, md, I'm having a brain twitch again, some people on the Internet are right, a taxi driver is half as good as a psychologist , anything can come out.

There was an awkward silence in the car, and finally the driver, unwilling to be lonely, spoke, but this time his tone became very cautious: "The bastard doesn't want to take responsibility?"

"..." I choked for a moment, then sighed, "He... just wants to be responsible too much..."

"..." This time it was the driver's turn to be choked up, "Is that why you don't want it?" He asked cautiously again.

"I..." I was stopped by his question. From just now to now, apart from panic, anger, and some incredible astonishment and shock, I really haven't seriously thought about whether to ask this question.

"Abortion is not good, it will cause great harm to the body. Although you are still young, but..." Seeing that I didn't answer, the uncle driver began to preach, and I immediately interrupted him: "Who said no, of course! I will tell you He's going to get married by the end of the year." I answered very smoothly, and then started scratching my head in a daze—how did I go from a straight young man to a pregnant woman now?

"crunch-"

The driver stopped.

"It's not here yet..." I looked up in a daze.

"If I don't stop, your fiancé will be hit by a car." He winked at me as if he was a self-proclaimed old man under the moon, and then took another glance at the back in a leisurely manner.

"Hey, you're refusing the ride, I want to complain to you..." When I was pulled out of the taxi by Bai Laosan, I squeezed my fist angrily at the uncle, and then I saw Bai Laosan handed over the taxi very readily. A pink old man's head passed by, and he kept apologizing, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the pregnant woman has a big temper, please forgive me."

"Understood, understood. My wife was like this when she was pregnant. If something didn't go well, she wanted to go back to her mother's house."

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I calmed down and was carried into the car by Bai Laosan, because he threatened me very effectively, "If you make trouble again, be careful not to hurt the child."

"It's already eight o'clock, are you hungry?" Xiao Bai glanced at his watch and asked.

Christmas is crowded everywhere, and the little white car can only move step by step among the traffic.Although I was really hungry, I was dizzy, and there was a feeling of something stuck in my stomach all the time, which made me not want to eat at all.Seeing that I didn't speak, Xiaobai thought I was still angry, so he stretched out his hand and held my hand: "Xiao Ji, do you know that when I found out that the one I loved was actually a man, I knew that I couldn't have any love in this life? Child, my own child, but now... this is simply a miracle, Xiao Ji, you are a miracle bestowed on me by God." He took my hand and kissed it hard and hard.

I didn't take my hand back and turned to look at him, and I was a little flattered to see the pure joy on his face, the expression of gratitude that I gave him the greatest happiness.

"Get up tomorrow morning, and I'll go with you for a detailed inspection." When I got home, Xiaobai told me to go to bed while cooking porridge. I followed his advice because I really felt a little tired.

The author has something to say: Xiao Baozi, la la la, I love Xiao Baozi.

I didn't notice it before, but I just found out that Shenshou and Miss Mumu sent me mines, Ainai~~ Wait for the little bun to come out, let him kiss you hard, as a late thank you!