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Chapter 3 The first thing to do when a woman

After two full hours of chaos, I was finally settled down.

All four of them nestled in my new house.

This is definitely a lady's room!

Pink-blue curtains, pink-blue curtains, and even the table lamps have lace trims.

"Don't look around!" Bai Lao San seemed to see the meaning of our ambiguous eyes, and gave the three of us a look: "This is my sister's room. She is studying in England. My mother insists on decorating this room." , it’s just that my sister hasn’t lived in it for a day since it was set up.”

Then he turned his face away and said to me: "You stay here temporarily, remember, you are a woman now, don't call yourself a man all day long, otherwise you will be sent to a mental hospital or to a laboratory, you Remember it for me?"

"Oh~" I replied dully, and turned around and lay down on the bed. Although the color of the room and the lace lace of those little girls look a bit awkward, this quilt is definitely made of real silk, dammit, Rich people really enjoy it.I climbed another half a foot on the bed, rubbed my face on the quilt, and couldn't help but let out a comfortable sigh.

It's just that before I finished chanting this □, I heard a series of gasps behind me.

"Youngest, you are too TMYD!"

Zhao Lao Er and Ding Dasha stood up with an "aww" and were about to pounce on them again. I was quick-eyed, and kicked with my feet, one on each side, kicked hard on their stomachs, and sat up immediately, MD, Wipe the sweat off my head vigorously, I really can't relax for a second, these perverts.

"Okay, don't make trouble," Bai Laosan stood up, raised his wrist to look at his watch, "There is still some time, go buy you some clothes, who knows when you will change back, you can't always wear it in the hot weather Sportswear."

buying clothes?Shopping for women's clothes?I was a little silly, but when I saw Zhao Laoer and Ding Dasha giggling suddenly, I was even a little bit confused by Monk Zhang Er.

"Buy underwear first!"

Sure enough, it was YD's bottomless Ding Zhaoshuang, their eyes were fixed on my chest with great ambition.

Women...underwear? !

Just kill me--

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The four big men have never stepped into a women's underwear store in their life, but today for some reason that cannot be said, the four of them resolutely plan to rush in together to have a look.

But——just as he opened the door and was about to go in, he was already frightened back by all kinds of knife-like gazes and screaming women's cries.

"..."

The four stood at the door like stakes for a while, and finally one of them realized, "Damn, why did I run out with you, I am a woman now!" After realizing it, I became happy, only I could Just go in for sightseeing!Happiness!I glanced at those three people proudly, and walked into the underwear shop arrogantly under their envious and jealous eyes.

But as soon as I entered, I was stupefied. It was really hard to restrain the feeling of guilt. I really wanted to look up and enjoy the beautiful scenery of all kinds of mountains and hills, but as soon as I looked up, I immediately felt that the people around me They're all looking at me with weird eyes.

Tears flowed, I turned out to be a fucking gentleman!

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Probably because I have been hesitating for too long, my hands are always shaking and shaking, I swipe back and forth on those colorful underwear... hangers, but I just don't pick them up, and finally the teller aunt can't stand it anymore.

"Little girl, it doesn't matter which one you like, you can try it if you like it, and buy it when it suits you?"

First, I was overwhelmed by the word "little girl", and then my eyes widened when I heard what the aunt said. I can still try it on, and I can still try women's underwear first?Why can't men's underwear be tried on before buying?Is it sexist?But - soon I got the balance, my aunt told me that women's underwear is also not allowed to try on.

I was ignorantly dragged by my aunt to a fitting room with a curtain, and I glanced at it indifferently, ah—the curtain on the left was not drawn properly!

My CA, what a crime, the one inside is definitely older than my own mother!I quickly rubbed my face to wash my eyes.

"Little girl, you have such a good figure..."

I was still full of fancy intestines and wanted to eat other people's tofu. Suddenly, my body became cold, and the zipper of the sportswear had been torn by the aunt's quick hands, and a pair of rough hands holding a measuring tape had already approached my chest.I felt the coolness, and immediately covered it down subconsciously. My aunt was taken aback for a moment, and I was also taken aback. After three seconds, I moved my hand from the bottom to the top embarrassingly under the aunt's extremely puzzled eyes...

Give me a piece of tofu and let me crash to death!

The aunt laughed dryly, and looked at me with a strange face: "I think you probably don't know what to choose. I'll measure the size for you first. Don't be nervous, just take a look."

I let go of my hand in embarrassment, and let the aunt hold the ruler to make gestures on me uncomfortably. After a while, the aunt glanced at me enviously, "Look, I know, your size is not very good Buy it, I have to find it for you in the warehouse."

In the store, I was at a loss, so I could only obediently obey the instructions of my aunt.After tossing for nearly 10 minutes, my aunt packed me four sets of underwear of different styles with satisfaction, but when I got the receipt from her, I instantly petrified and the volcano erupted... what the hell, that's it A few pieces of rags actually cost thousands of dollars? ?It's more expensive than my annual board and lodging expenses! !A black shop must be a black shop! !

I threw away the bag, and rushed out of the gate with a dark face, facing three pairs of waiting eyes that were about to burst into flames, but when they saw my face, they were all obviously taken aback.

"What's wrong?" Bai Laosan looked at me puzzled.

I raised the sweaty bill clutched in my hand, "This is a black shop! A few rags are more expensive than a villa!" I can't afford it!I glared angrily at Bai Laosan who brought me here.

"A black shop?" He took the bill in confusion, "I asked my sister, and she recommended this shop as a good one." Then, he glanced at the few thin receipts.

Hush - he whistled lightly, "Oh, 36D, oh, Xiao Ji, you have such a hot figure!" Then, he dragged me openly and held up those few receipts and a delicate golden card to re- Walk back to the store.

Seeing Bai Lao San toed into the underwear store arrogantly, "The big cancer of the bourgeoisie!" Zhao Lao Er snorted from his nose very dissatisfied.

It is the uncle who pays the bill. This is the last principle that has not changed through the ages.Sure enough, this time, when Bai Laosan came out and went in, no one in the store cast any angry eyes on him anymore, instead, the aunt who was measuring my clothes used even more strange eyes to sneak back and forth between me and Bai Laosan!I really want to say something, the clothes on my body are my own!

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Bai Laosan said that he would go to buy other clothes again, and suggested that I change them now. I thought about it and thought what he said made sense, but——

Putting on underwear, I cried...

I no longer laugh at those aunts and aunts who go out in a vacuum, I was wrong, and I apologize to the majority of women comrades!It's really not easy for you guys, it's summer, you still have to suffer this kind of crime.

As a "man" who was an eight-foot man last night but was forced to wear a woman's underwear at this moment, I feel that I really can't bear the psychological impact of becoming a pervert, and faintly~strangely~I actually began to understand The psychology of a man in a certain island country who loves to wear women's underwear is really too exciting!

I walked out of the changing room wearing a hood in a very awkward way. I felt short of breath, and the hairs all over my body stood on end. Although I was still wearing sportswear, I still felt some piercing gazes pointing directly at my chest. The level is enough to make me feel like a thousand arrows piercing my heart!

I lowered my head, kept my chest in my chest and shrunk my waist all the way, walking more and more slowly, wishing there was a hole in the ground for me to crawl into.

Suddenly, I was slapped heavily on the head, almost slapping my lowered head directly into the groove of my chest.I turned around and glared at the calm Bai Laosan.

"Are you going to be a thief? It's so ugly to bow your head down! Lift your head up!" Bai Laosan looked at me contemptuously, then grabbed my hand and walked forward quickly.

Hey Hey hey!Is this going to drag the pig to death?I can only keep up with his speed by running and jumping, my soul is weak!My legs are a lot shorter than yesterday, is there any reason!

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Looking at the clothes brought by Ding Dasha and Zhao Lao Er, I feel that I can't bear it!

Is this clothes?

Is this clothes?

Exposed breasts and thighs!

As soon as I pushed back a batch, Ding Dasha hugged another batch. I was so jealous that I wanted to put all those little suspenders and short hot pants on his head!

"Youngest, we selected this according to your taste. I remember that in the last few issues of the magazine, you wore something similar to this when you were facing a drooling model!" Zhao Laoer stared at the clothes I threw out. , and looked aggrieved.

MD!Yes, this is my taste!but!That is on the premise of not wearing it on yourself!These two pigs!

"Have you chosen yet?"

Bai Lao San came over with a pair of shoes and saw that I was still wearing that nondescript fat sportswear, frowning impatiently in the middle, I thought that the savior was coming, so I immediately rushed to his side, hugging him with snot and tears She grabbed his thigh, and was about to accuse Dasha and the second child of their evil deeds, when she turned her gaze, she was horrified to find that what the third child Bai was holding in his hand was actually a pair of pointed high-heeled shoes that were ten centimeters in length!

These three!None of them are good things! !

The author has something to say: I cut off my hand while cooking yesterday, half of the fingernail was cut off on the middle finger, the blood was rushing...

However, although it is disabled, it should be changed.

For the sake of my disability, everyone, please feel free to give me more flowers!