It's cheaper bro!

"Why go?" I asked.

"Supper." Bai Laosan answered it as a matter of course.

I think my current complexion is definitely comparable to the bottom of a big stove in a restaurant, "Is this father familiar with you?"

"You wear 36D underwear, with a waist circumference of 24 and a hip circumference of 36. Your menstrual cycle is 29 days, and you are using xxx brand sanitary napkins. I even put them on for you. You will push the quilt at night, grind your teeth and talk in your sleep. And often..."

I rushed forward and covered his mouth, and let him continue, I don't have to see anyone anymore.

Let me grin my teeth, Bai Laosan just smiled so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, and asked me leisurely: "Tell me, do we know each other well?"

I'm speechless.

When I walked to the brightly lit place near the school gate, Xiaobai suddenly pulled me closer to him, and raised my chin with his hand. I struggled awkwardly, but he slapped me with a haughty face: "Don't move, I see you!" See if it hurts."

"Cut~" I rolled my eyes, "Am I so fragile? If a girl slaps me and it hurts, it's really made of tofu." I shook my head, deliberately ignoring the hot spot on my face. Pain, damn it, it's really hard to strike.

"The slap marks are all swollen," Xiaobai looked carefully under the light, his hand gently stroked the cheek that was slapped just now, and immediately a numb feeling replaced the pain, but the hot feeling became more and more intense. It got heavier and heavier, and I felt like my face was about to burn under his hands. "You're not far from making tofu now, why is the skin so thin?" While talking, he changed his hand and touched my uninjured cheek.

hello!Are you eating tofu again?I roared in my heart, but my body didn't move as if it had self-awareness.

After a while, a bicycle bell rang past us, and it seemed that something had broken. I didn't choose what to say, and asked, "Where is Lao Zhao?" After asking, I became depressed, shit, I Ask him why?

Xiao Bai frowned subconsciously, "He and Lao Ding will be in charge of the fireworks show for a while, over the square, do you want to find him?" He looked at me fixedly, as if he wanted to see from my face Like something.

I hurriedly turned around and walked out of the school gate, "I just asked casually, I'm fine, I'm not looking for him."

"Go find some ice cubes and put them on your face. It will be ugly if it doesn't go away tomorrow." As he said that, he took me to the fast food restaurant that provided free ice cubes last time, and my eyes fell on him The hand that was holding me so naturally, I looked at it for a long time, until I even forgot to withdraw my hand.

(Author's voiceover: Hey, no one wants to advertise...)

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"Would you like to watch the fireworks later? It's rare that this freshman enrolls in time for the 110th anniversary of the school. I heard that the school spent a lot of money and bought almost 100 million fireworks to set off. Do you want to watch it?" Xiaobaiju scooped up ice cubes , stick it on the face a few times and then scoop it off, changing the face constantly, the icy cool temperature makes my heart feel hot.

I tore off his hand, and felt that his hand was almost as warm as the ice cube, and I couldn't help but twitched slightly in my heart. "I'm much better, I don't need to freeze anymore, let's go, I'm afraid I won't be able to find a good place if it's later."

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Fireworks burst up in the distance, and exploded brilliantly high in the sky, like fallen stars, flashing across and disappearing suddenly...

We did not go to squeeze the seats on the lawn with a large group of students, but found a teaching building and climbed to the top of the building. Although it was a little far away, the view was excellent. This building is located on the side of the library, and its height is second only to The administrative building, looking out from the roof of this building, is unobstructed and unobstructed, and you can have a panoramic view of the entire campus.Moreover, there is no hustle and bustle here, no crowds, and you can enjoy the entire night sky quietly.

This place has always been the secret base of our 403 brothers. Only we know that the door lock leading to the roof of this teaching building can be opened with any key.

Standing on the top of the building, facing the sky full of fireworks, I stretched my waist a lot, and wanted to lie down on the ground in big characters, but someone grabbed me, "It's cold on the ground, and after a few days, my stomach hurts again." gone."

"Ah, why is it so troublesome to be a woman? I want to change back, I want to change back, God, please let me change back!!" I grabbed the iron railing on the top of the building and shook it violently, followed by a loud bang. Fireworks, shouting to the sky: "If you don't let me change back, I will jump from here!" As I said, I climbed up the iron railing.

"Hey! Hey! What a nerve, come down!" Xiaobai who was standing next to me stretched out his hand and pulled me off the iron railing, hugging me by the waist.

"I think I'm going to have a split personality..." I looked back at Bai Laosan sadly, grabbed his collar, and didn't care if I was still being held in his arms, just looked down at him like that , "Look at me, do you think I'm still Ji Wei? Am I a man or a woman?"

Bai Laosan looked up at me, with that kind of tender and sweet smile on his face again: "Whether you are a man or a woman, you are Ji Wei, my good brother!" As he spoke, he slowly He lowered me down and planted a light kiss on my cheek.

At this moment, the sky was full of fireworks, and the stars were in full bloom in his eyes. I seemed to be really bewildered...

"noob……"

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"What are you doing?!" A deep, angry voice suddenly sounded from behind us.

I was startled, and looked up in astonishment—Zhao's second son?He... isn't he in charge of setting off the fireworks?How did you come here?Subconsciously, I looked up at the sky, the fireworks in the sky didn't stop...

"As you can see, we are dating." The third Bai put me down gently, and turned to look at the second Zhao with a smile. No matter how I looked at it, I felt that the smile on his face was full of words : Come hit me!Come hit me!

"This seems to be our 403's public domain, don't you mind me stepping in?"

Zhao Lao Er, who was still full of anger just now, heard Bai Lao San's provocative words, but suddenly, like a deflated ball, all the anger suddenly disappeared. But when he got closer, when he was only three steps away from Bai Laosan, he suddenly raised his foot and kicked Bai Laosan.

"The youngest's face is something you can kiss casually?!"

Bai Laosan's reaction was not slow either, as soon as he raised his elbows, he caught Zhao Laoer's flying legs. "It's not the first time we've kissed each other. Don't you see that the youngest and me are your love and my wish?"

"Really?" The second Zhao's face suddenly turned ferocious, and he threw his elbow at the third Bai's face, "So what, did he react when you kissed him? Did he like it? How do you know he really wants to? I might as well tell you that the youngest one even offered to kiss me a few days ago! If you do this, it is your wish, so what should I and him be?"

ah?ah?ah?Can this kind of thing be broadcast everywhere?You have a big mouth!For a moment, I really wanted to pounce on him and sew his mouth.

"What did you say?!" Xiaobai's face darkened instantly, and at the same time, he turned to me with some questioning eyes.

Suddenly cold sweat came down my forehead, "This... this is actually..." md, how can I explain this, can I say, I just want to taste whether you two have the same taste!

But can I say that now?If I put it this way, I guess it will appear on the front page of Linjiang tomorrow: N was surprised to find a strange female corpse, dismembered and thrown from a tall building.Of course, it is also possible that I will become a man again during the process of being dismembered, and then tomorrow's female corpse will become a male corpse...

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but hang up my head with black threads... What am I thinking about?Why can I still think about such inconsequential things at such a critical moment? I think I really need to check my mental state, whether it is already on the verge of splitting.

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"Xiao Ji!"

"Youngest!"

"what?"

After wandering in a trance for a while, I was brought back to my senses by two loud shouts.

"Is what he said true? Did you really kiss him?"

"Youngest, tell him that you actually like me, right?"

I saw that both of them were smoking from the top of their heads and breathing fire from the soles of their feet. Suddenly, a kind of calm slowly rose from the bottom of my heart, "Amitabha, form is not different from emptiness, and emptiness is not different from form. Hold on, poor The monk will take his leave first."

"Ji Wei!" "Youngest Ji!"

"You stop for me!"

"What do you guys want? Huh? Believe it or not, if you two yell again, I will shave my head and become a monk tomorrow!"

I think my aura finally calmed the two of them, because finally they both calmed down, no longer fighting and fighting like two children arguing for candy, which made me feel a little relieved , and produced a weird sense of accomplishment.

"It's getting late, I'm sleepy, I have to go back to bed first!" I continued to get mad, and strode downstairs.

Suddenly, the second brother Zhao said: "Youngest, if you become a monk, you can only be a nun, not a monk."

md, I shaved you off to become a monk!

And what makes me a little uneasy is——

The youngest Bai behind me listened quietly to my anger, and watched me leave quietly, but he never said a word from the beginning to the end.

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ps: I don’t know if I can update tomorrow, maybe there is no internet, but I will write the manuscript, anyway, it will be [-] within a week, and I will enter the small black room if I don’t finish updating, so you don’t have to worry about my skipping tickets, at most It is the question of whether to update today or tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, whether to update in one go or in batches.So, jump in with confidence, I will follow you at the bottom of the pit.

Generally speaking, this is a sweet article, relatively novice, please forgive the various irrationality of the plot, the purpose is only one: everyone has a happy smile!