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Chapter 1 Nude girls found in boys' dormitory

"Third brother, pass me the underwear!" The voice was a little strange, but I didn't pay much attention to it as I was sleepy, I just subconsciously coughed and cleared my throat.

"Oh..." Someone below answered, and then——I heard a scream: "Where is that girl!"

"Female!" I was confused, and swished back into the quilt, MD, I am used to sleeping naked, which bitch brings a woman back for the night without saying hello?

I made sure that the quilt was wrapped tightly, and I only heard the turmoil below. I poked my head out from the upper bunk and looked down. My eyes swept over Bai Laosan's bed, Zhao Laoer's bed and Ding Dasha's bed, they were all empty. There are no women.

I was sure someone was teasing me, and I was about to get angry, when suddenly, I found that the three stupid birds were crowded in the corner of the room and looked up at me.

"What are you looking at! I've never seen a naked man!" As I said, I threw the quilt violently, and then—I screamed—and then—the three men screamed too!

"woman!!!!"

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Half an hour later, three satyrs looked at me drooling:

"I don't know when you will be able to change back, why don't you take advantage of it brother first." Dasha's saliva was almost dripping, and I kicked him to the ground and directly threw his body on the scene.

"I can't see that you are so promising when you become a woman. You have a face, a chest, and a butt." The second Zhao seems to be still reminiscing about the scene that made him feel like a needle half an hour ago.Those thieves were still relentlessly trying to tear off the quilt on my chest. As a result of my wrestling with him, all the cotton in my quilt was pulled out.

"Hey, take another look, don't be so petty, hurry up!" Bai Laosan usually looks gentle and gentle, like a gentleman, and unexpectedly took advantage of my unpreparedness to lift my quilt!I waved my hand and slapped him to the lower bunk opposite, covered his face and wailed.

"MD, quickly bring me my underwear!"

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Finally someone gave me a pair of panties, but—not mine.

because……

Zhao Lao Er, who knows women best, suddenly said: "I heard that women's underwear must be clean."

And the pair I've worn for three days is already the cleanest pair of underwear I have, and everything else is still unwashed with last week's socks.

then--

I put on Bai Laosan's underwear. Among the four men in the dormitory, only he has a cleanliness habit. His clothes were washed the same day he took them off.

I used to laugh at him like a bitch, MD, now it's retribution, it's my turn to laugh at myself, and TMD didn't even save the shemale surgery, just start from the chromosome, from XY human to XX!

However, I began to wonder, am I human?

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Although I doubt whether I am human, the three wolves guarding my bunk with their mouths open absolutely do not doubt that I am human.Judging by their expressions, it is clear that they want to swallow me in one bite.

I firmly supported the two lumps of meat on my chest, which must add up to more than three kilograms. I faced the wall, put on my sports vest, and looked down, only to find...

This looming look makes my nose bleed even myself!

"Ow~~"

Ding Dasha is worthy of the name of Dasha, he actually jumped onto the bed of Bai Lao San on the opposite side. I picked up the pillow and threw it at him, cursing: "You are a fool! You are a pervert! I have breasts that you can do whatever you want. Look! I haven’t looked carefully myself!”

I don't want to, I was so addicted to cursing, I moved too much, the fleshy ball on my chest bounced, and I only heard the sound of inhaling and spurting blood as the bunk was going up and down.

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Finally the first hour of the disaster passed.

The various cups that can be ignored in the middle include:

The second button of the shirt was collapsed too tightly, as if it was about to be opened;

The sleeves and trousers must be rolled up and folded in three;

And I am not used to the sudden shrinkage of my height by [-] centimeters. I almost fell to my death when I jumped from the top bunk. back.

After going through these disgusting things, I finally got dressed, stood safely on the floor of the dormitory, and began to look up at the three silly birds in the dormitory.

Why do I have to use the word "look up"!

Because yesterday, none of the four of us were under [-], and if we stood out at the same time, that was the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau on campus!

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"Youngest, I didn't expect you to be called the youngest and the youngest at ordinary times. You are really an old monster, and you can still change. Why didn't you become like this sooner? Brother, I still spend all day facing the wall. Does the pictorial jerk off?"

I slapped it and slapped it on Dasha's head, "You have a brain, do you have anything else in your mind? I have become like this. If you dare to talk nonsense, I will immediately abolish you. Let you be Eunuch Ding."

"Okay, let's all be quiet for a while!" The wise Bai Lao San finally coughed and spoke, and slapped me hard while talking, and helped me slap Zhao Lao Er, who wanted to reach out and grab the second button of my shirt. Thieves.

I suddenly realized that Bai Laosan is really a fucking gentleman, but~ I lowered my head and glanced at my stalwart and proud breasts, he could resist this kind of temptation, I almost couldn’t bear it myself and wanted to find a place to pinch .

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"Youngest, did you go for sex reassignment surgery last night?" Bai Laosan dragged a stool and sat down opposite me, and kicked my two legs together.

I didn't react, so I kicked him back. When I reacted, I couldn't help but blushed, MD, being a woman is really annoying.

"I'm sick, I'm going to have sex reassignment surgery, and I've even had amputation!" I stood up angrily, and made a slap in the face.

"Well, let me verify it, umm, it's true, it's absolutely true." A pair of thieves' hands came across from behind me, covered my chest, and pinched it vigorously, even There was still a drop of saliva flowing down my neck, and I slammed Zhao Laoer, who had sneaked behind me, into the bed behind me with a hard elbow.

I sat on the edge of the bed in frustration and unconsciously kicked the foot of the bed, thinking that I am a good man, suddenly turned into a daughter, and I will not talk about serving the society and giving back to the motherland. Am I worthy of the parents who gave birth to me and raised me?

By the way, Mom and Dad!

They should know why I became like this, right?

I jumped up and headed straight for the phone.

5 minutes later, I slammed the phone down!

My devastated parents didn't even answer the phone, they just set up an automatic answering function: "Ji Wei, if you take the initiative to call home, it means that something miraculous must have happened to you , don't worry, this is just a necessary stage in our family's growth process, and it may return to normal after a while, but there is also a half chance that you will remain like this forever, my dear son or daughter, it depends on your own chosen."

I hugged my head and screamed, the three silly birds were terrified seeing my reaction, the third Bai winked at the second Zhao, quietly touched it, pressed the redial button, and dialed I listened to the answering machine at home on speakerphone again, and...

The three of them looked at me in shock, Zhao's second son looked at Ding Dasha in shock, and asked uncertainly, "Aliens have invaded the earth?"

Ding Dasha actually nodded solemnly.

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Noisy and noisy all morning, it’s summer, the four of us are sweaty, I’m used to taking a cold shower as soon as I get up, and now I’m full of fire, my whole body is sticky and uncomfortable, subconsciously He picked up the washbasin and walked out.

But he was dragged back by Bai Laosan: "Where are you going?"

"Take a shower."

"Where to wash?"

"The sink in the hallway."

Bai Lao San rolled his eyes at me.

Ding Dasha and Zhao Lao Er picked up their own pots, and said with a heroic expression, "Let's go, we will accompany you."

Only then did I come to my senses, and I threw the basin with a slap, "You guys! You bastards!"

But—to take a bath in the girls' bathhouse...

I can't help but nosebleed...

The author has something to say: I have finally decided which article to post, each article is of a different type, hehe, this time I decided to try something funny.