fox charm

When the fox and I returned to the capital, my father was transporting food to the palace for disaster relief.

My mother took Xixi up the mountain to burn incense and worship Buddha.

Consuming too much energy, I hugged the fox and fell asleep for a while. He is slender and curled up in a ball at the moment, but he is cute.

In this way, I fell asleep until dusk.

After the fox fell into a deep sleep, he began to use his fists and kicks, pulling his arms and legs around. Although I clamped his limbs hard, I was still hit by his extremely strong knees and hit my stomach. The second child grinned in pain for a while.

I couldn't sleep anymore, so I opened my eyes in a daze, and just heard a cheerful voice from outside: "Is the eldest brother back?"

I yawned, patted the elf in my arms who was sleeping very restlessly, and said, "It's time to get up and have dinner."

The fox pouted and arched into my arms, without any intention of getting up.

Looking at the red lips in front of my eyes, I kissed them unceremoniously. After a long time, I licked my lips with insatiable desire, and said, "It's so sweet."

The fox looked at me sleepily, hooked his hands, and continued to kiss me.When Xixi opened the door and came in, the two of us were about to take off our clothes and get down to business, only to see this little girl rush in recklessly, making a face at the topless fox, and said: "Smelly fox, You're not ashamed."

My old face was still a bit uneasy, but the fox calmly pulled back the skirt of his shirt and said, "Wuchen and I are lovers from the beginning, and it's normal to be married."

Xixi didn't bother to listen to his nonsense, so she took a few steps forward and grabbed my arm, and said: "I met a leopard when I went up the mountain today. My mother was a little scared and was killed by my palm. Brother, go and see if I can make a leopard. vegetable."

The corner of my mouth twitched slightly, wondering if my mother was stimulated or not.

The fox was obviously very interested, and said to me: "I haven't eaten wild game for a long time, and I think it tastes best when roasted."

"Really, but I like steamed ones." Xixi was a little displeased.

I saw these two beasts were arguing about the food tonight, their faces were red, they yawned and walked out. Can continue to stay together.

After all, the leopard was divided into two parts, one half was steamed and the other half was baked.

My mother didn't have much appetite that night, she looked at Xixi's still innocent little face, and whispered in my ear: "Mother only thinks that your girl is also from the sky, today she suddenly showed her original shape, ouch, But it scared me to death, it turned out to be a jackal. It’s okay to talk about the fox. There are also legends about foxes in the folks. They are not harmful to people, but how could they lure wolves into the house? What if one day she—”

Just as she was talking, Xixi handed over a piece of leopard's back elbow, and said, "Mother, you should try it too. You eat pigs, sheep and cattle all day long, but you're tired of it."

My mother took it over, glanced at me as if asking for advice, and asked, "But can I eat it?"

"Eat it, this thing is probably more fragrant than mutton." I said.

My mother took a bite carefully, and seeing my father hurried back, she said: "I was going to Huayang County today, but when I heard that my son is back, I let them go ahead, and I will stay at the mansion for a night before we talk about it." " As he spoke, he picked up the leopard's leg on the table, and asked, "Shall we roast the whole lamb tonight?" As he spoke, he sniffed it, and said, "Not bad, very fragrant."

My mother saw that his face was full of greasy food, she whispered: "This is the leopard that Xixi came back from hunting in the mountains."

"Really?" My father drank a big bowl of wine, didn't care at all, and said, "No wonder the taste is different. Hey, my adopted daughter of Ning Shaoxuan must be brave."

Seeing what he said, my mother relaxed her vigilance, picked up a few chopsticks of food for Xixi, and said, "Don't just eat meat, be careful not to digest it."

Xixi was also obedient, nodded and ate the vegetables on the plate.

My mother smiled, and gave the fox another bowl of porridge with dates, peanuts, longan and lotus seeds, and put it in front of him meaningfully.

The fox frowned, and wondered if he wanted to give birth to a son early. After struggling for a while, he finally couldn't help it, and looked at my mother and said, "No matter how hard I try, I'm still a male fox. I'm afraid I don't have the right to have a baby." the ability."

My mother was a little embarrassed, coughed, and lowered her head to pick up the rice.

I chuckled, put my arms around the fox's shoulders, and said: "There are three ways to be unfilial, and having no offspring is the greatest. In order not to make my mother sad, otherwise I will take another concubine—" Before I finished speaking, He was punched hard by the fox.

This guy is used to being violent to me, and he will serve me with fists and kicks if he hears something unpleasant.

My father and mother gasped together, looked at my dark eyes and asked, "But is it important?"

I grinned and said, "It's okay, I'm used to it."

After my mother heard about it, she looked at me more sympathetically, and instilled in the fox the concept of one point three from four virtues.

The fox responded, but the eyes that looked at me were always treacherous and cunning.

Dead fox, I have selected you to be my pillow after thousands of choices. I really have a penchant for masochism.

At that moment, looking at the stern father, the loving mother, the ignorant Xi Xi, and the charming fox beside him, this seemingly happy scene really made people cry.

At night, as usual, I hugged the fox who was sleeping very restlessly, and when I was just about to fall asleep, I heard a strong wind blowing open the window and door.I was snoozing for a while, so I didn't bother to cover the door.

After a moment, I suddenly opened my eyes again. Recently, I have the habit of putting a curse on the windows and doors before going to bed. How can I open the door with just a gust of wind?

Before he had time to take a closer look at the person who came, he saw that the person in his arms had returned to its original shape, curled up into a snow-white ball, its ears trembled, and continued to sleep soundly.

The vigilance of the fox is higher than mine. Tonight, there is something unusual.

"Bold and arrogant, the Jade Emperor sent you back to the Heavenly Court for reinstatement, why are you disrespecting the order?" The general Xiongwu shouted violently from outside.

The fox only adjusted its sleeping position in my arms, but it still didn't wake up. It seemed that it had been cast with magic power.

I touched the soft fur of the fox, and murmured: "It's still here..."

"Mr. Qing, are you going back with us honestly, or do you want us to escort you back?" the general asked threateningly.

My struggle is also a death!

I kissed the fox's furry forehead, and said to them: "Forget it, I will go by myself." Then, I put on my clothes, looked back at the fox three times a step, smiled slightly, and closed the door.

Sleep well, fox, I'll be back soon.

When he went to Nantianmen, he was rubbing shoulders with You'er who had returned from release.

He was not in good spirits, and there was a trace of melancholy on his exquisite face, but when he saw me coming, he immediately smiled cheerfully, stepped forward and hugged me, and rubbed my neck coquettishly , Said: "Mr. Qing, I was unconscious for thousands of years under the Tulong Reef, but I probably missed you too much, so I vaguely had a dream, dreaming that you went down to the South China Sea to see me."

I was a little embarrassed, the purpose of going to sea was to prove my identity, but it was really not to visit old people.

When You'er "looked" at me with those empty eyes, did a trace of clarity really return to her body?

When I thought of Yuan'er's death, I felt pain in my heart. I reached out and touched his head, and said: "In the future, do a good job in the heavenly court. The Jade Emperor will transfer you to Fate to be his apprentice. Fate and I have always been together." Be good, he won't make things difficult for you."

You'er looked at me uneasily, and asked, "Why, isn't Lord Qing planning to stay in the Heavenly Court?"

"I probably won't be able to stay in the heavenly court for long." I said, hugging You'er's shoulders and going to the Palace of the Queen Mother, where the old Jade Emperor was beating his dear daughter-in-law's back. Where does the love between a couple of thousands of years come from?

I coughed, tugged at You'er's sleeve, knelt down on the ground, kowtowed and said, "The sinful minister Xun Lang sees the Jade Emperor."

The Jade Emperor snorted coldly, tied up the Queen Mother's satin-like hair, crowned her with a red hairpin, turned around and gave me a look, and said: "I only think you are like that Yueming, prepare I fled to the ends of the earth, and I swore to the death that I would not return to the Heavenly Court."

"I dare not." I answered honestly.

"My heavenly court lost countless immortals, and Bai Yu followed that bastard demon king again. Yueming went to the east of Huayu and sealed himself up. Now there are many vacant seats, waiting for someone to take care of them." Yu Emperor murmured.

I pondered for a moment, stepped forward and said: "Jade Emperor, the sinful minister came back this time to request that he be removed from the immortal status, and return to the world to stay and fly with my lover." I said straightforwardly and cheekily.

The queen mother's face suddenly became like that year's painting, colorful, and the Jade Emperor directly turned into a pot cake, angrily said: "What's wrong recently, Yin and Yang are out of balance, you worthless things like to cut off your sleeves!"

"Xiaoxian is terrified." I said.

"You're so frightened—" the Jade Emperor stuck his swear words in his throat, and continued to jump violently: "Your father has lost two beloved sons, so you can bear it!"

"Father, he has no heart and no lungs. He hangs around flowers and plants all day long, so he won't be troubled by this matter." I said a little unfilially.

"Hmph, if anyone in my Heavenly Court can come and go freely, then what's the point of restricting that day? If you insist on leaving, you can wait to go to the Western Heaven Prison to be punished."

I didn't intend to spend too much time with this old thing, so I raised my head and asked him, "How can I let me go back?"

"Those who violate the rules of heaven—" Before the Jade Emperor finished speaking, I rushed to the Queen Mother, swiftly and swiftly, and kissed the Queen Mother's face.

The maids beside her screamed, and the fresh fruits in their hands scattered all over the floor.The Jade Emperor was a little sluggish, and the palace fell into an eerie silence.

Before the Jade Emperor could strike me harshly, I hurriedly left the full lips of the Queen Mother, licked the corners of my lips, knelt on the ground, and said, "Jade Emperor, Xiaoxian is guilty of molesting the Queen Mother. I ask the Jade Emperor to come down quickly."

Although I lowered my head, I can fully imagine the expression of the Jade Emperor when the storm is approaching, and I just heard him say viciously: "I want to die so much, come and drag this bastard to Zhuxian Terrace!"

Wonderful!

I smiled, and followed the two immortals step by step towards the Zhuxian Terrace, which made all the immortals turn pale upon hearing the words...

The author has something to say: This is an open ending, the real ending will be mentioned in the sequel, thank you for your support all the time, really appreciate it!