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At the request of Dr. Xiaolong, Mother Pei finally agreed to let him help in the kitchen.

"Is there anything not to eat?" Mother Pei asked casually while chopping vegetables.

Of course not!The mother-in-law who is picky eater will definitely not like it!So Dr. Xiaolong said seriously, "I like to eat everything." In order to make it more realistic, he added a sentence, "I especially like to eat bitter melon and green peppers."

Mother Pei really believed it. She took out a big bitter gourd from the refrigerator, "Auntie will make you a bitter gourd mixed with green peppers."

AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhDr. Xiaolong cried silently in his heart, and then said hypocritically, "It tastes delicious when you hear it."

A well-raised child is the best!Mother Pei feels very happy!She first sliced ​​the bitter gourd into thin slices, and then chopped the green pepper into thin shreds, then mixed it into a basin with oil, salt, vinegar and monosodium glutamate, stirred it crazily with chopsticks, and then poured it into the plate!And said kindly, "Eat more later, be healthy!"

That's all right?Doctor Xiaolong burst into tears!The process is simply outrageously simple!Anyway, fry it to get rid of the bitter taste, how can you be so perfunctory!But Su has no choice, in order to win the love of her mother-in-law, even if it is Chinese medicine, she has to chew it dry!

In order to entertain her son's younger brother, Mother Pei prepared a lot of dishes.Dr. Xiaolong was anxious and nervous while doing the work, because his younger brother told him before that he must find an opportunity to show his cooking skills in front of his mother-in-law, which will help improve his impression score!But what if Su can't do it well, if it can't be done well, it's better not to do it!Dr. Xiaolong was very conflicted. Seeing that there was still the last dish, he finally gritted his teeth and dared to ask, "Why don't I cook it?"

Tomato scrambled eggs are amazing, the possibility of failure should not be great!

"Okay." Ms. Pei was happy, and gave him the stove.

Burn it, Long Zaiyuan!In order to prevent the love from being destroyed, and to win the love of her mother-in-law! Dr. Xiaolong encouraged himself in his heart, then calmly picked up the bowl of egg liquid, and threw it into the pot with a bang.

"Oh!" Mother Pei was taken aback, and hurriedly dragged Dr. Xiaolong away, so as not to be scalded by the splashed hot oil.

……

AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhDr. Xiaolong was dizzy for an instant... He was doomed!

"Are you okay?" Mother Pei was taken aback by his pale face, "Is there something uncomfortable?"

uncomfortable?Dr. Xiaolong's heart turned rapidly. Although two hundred and five off-line patients and weak patients do not sound very pleasing, if you have to choose a general from among the dwarves, the answer is of course self-evident!After all, weakness is likely to be only temporary, but things like neurosis will last a lifetime!

Then Mother Pei saw Dr. Xiaolong close his eyes, and resolutely fell to the ground!

"Xiaoyuan!" Mother Long was startled, and quickly picked him up halfway and called her son loudly.Dr. Pei was also shocked when he rushed over when he heard the movement. Why did he pass out so well?

"Xiaoyuan, Xiaoyuan!" Pei Ze carried him to the bed, his voice a little anxious.

Appropriate pretending is almost enough. If you pretend for too long, the brother and mother-in-law will be really anxious, and they will be sent to the hospital!So Dr. Xiaolong opened his eyes weakly, "I...it's okay..."

"Do you want to go to the hospital?" Pei Ze asked.

"No... use..." Dr. Xiaolong's voice trembled, "I...may...may...have...some...cold...cold, and...some...low...blood...sugar ..." Woooooo acting is so difficult!

"Come on, drink this." Mother Pei quickly made him a cup of hot brown sugar water.

...It seems that this girl drank it for dysmenorrhea!Doctor Xiaolong was a little embarrassed, but he still obediently gurgled and drank cleanly.

"Blame me, I shouldn't have let you out today." Pei Ze sighed, "It was just right that I didn't think about your fever in advance."

Dr. Xiaolong became anxious when he heard this, "How can I blame you? I've been fine since I caught a cold, and... I... also... very... hope... hope... come to... teacher... brother... home ..." It was too embarrassing for Zun to realize that he was pretending to be sick after speaking halfway through the sentence!

"I'm back." There was a sound of opening and closing the door in the living room.

Ah ah ah father-in-law!Doctor Xiaolong suddenly became nervous again!

"Hey, why are you all in the bedroom?" Papa Pei walked in strangely.

"Xiaoyuan passed out just now." Dr. Pei explained.

"Hello, Uncle." Dr. Xiaolong greeted obediently.Now that it is an indisputable fact that being sick and weak has become an indisputable fact, at least one should be a polite sick and weak!Tears!

"Painted out?" Papa Pei was surprised, "Come check me out."

Doctor Xiaolong is messy in the wind, aren't you from the anorectal department? !

"How do you check?" Dr. Pei was also slightly surprised.

"It's most likely due to hemorrhoids!" Papa Pei said professionally, "Hemorrhoids can cause blood in the stool, which can lead to anemic shock."

"...Thank you Uncle, I don't have hemorrhoids." Dr. Xiaolong said embarrassingly.

"Are you sure? It's very likely that you didn't notice it!" Dad Pei asked, "Do you usually feel pain in the anus?"

As a female compatriot, Ms. Pei couldn't stand it anymore, so she turned and went to the bird kitchen!

"No." Doctor Xiaolong burst into tears, looking at his senior brother for help!

"Dad, wash your hands and prepare to eat." Dr. Pei interrupted his father.

"I'll eat later." Dad Pei looked at Dr. Xiaolong's flushed face, and was even more sure that he was embarrassed to speak, so he said gently, "Do you need me to check it for you?"

Of course not!Dr. Xiaolong almost choked up, "Can we have dinner first?"

Talking about heavy-tasting topics at the first meeting... I was completely unprepared!

At the dinner table, Dr. Xiaolong obediently grilled the rice. Pei Ze was afraid that he would be restrained, so he kept picking up vegetables and serving soup for him. He was so warm and considerate!

Papa Pei saw it and felt something was wrong!I know my son's sexuality, so when I heard that he was going to bring friends home for dinner, my first reaction was that kind of relationship, but my son said it was just ordinary injection.

Ordinary fuel injection can be so intimate?You really cheated on your father!

It's clear that the beating relationship is not normal!

Since this is the case, it is more likely to be beaten by hemorrhoids, and there may be anal fissures!There are sentinel hemorrhoids!

Thinking of this, Papa Pei looked at Dr. Xiaolong with a little more inexplicable... sympathy.

My uncle is looking at me like this for a reason... Although Dr. Xiaolong lowered his head, Su could feel those two burning gazes, so he became more nervous and nervous. !

The buttocks are moving, it seems that the anal fissure is serious... Papa Pei sighed, young people really don't know how to control themselves.

After eating a meal, Dr. Xiaolong's back was wet. The wife who came to the brother's house for dinner was too scary!Originally wanted to leave as soon as possible, but Su felt that it was a little impolite, so he had to sit on the sofa and watch TV with him.

Mother Pei cut out a plate of fruit from the kitchen, and Pei Ze used a toothpick to pierce a longan meat and handed it to his younger brother, but Father Pei snatched it away!

Doctor Xiaolong's hand, which was about to pick up the fruit, stopped in mid-air, slightly embarrassed.

Papa Pei gave his son a serious look - he is suffering from anal fissure now, how can he eat such a hot fruit!

Dr. Pei had a headache, so he took another banana and handed it to his younger brother, "Eat this."

Doctor Xiaolong glanced at Papa Pei, seeing that he had no intention of snatching it again, so he took it with confidence.

"Xiaoyuan still has something to do, I'll send him back first." Even if Dr. Pei was careless, he could see that the younger brother was very restrained, so he brought it up.

Phew, Doctor Xiaolong breathed a sigh of relief, he can finally go...

Papa Pei is a bit regretful, because he feels hemorrhoids on his feet must not be delayed!But Su could also understand the child's shy mentality, so he secretly told his son, "You must remember to remind Xiao Yuan that hemorrhoids must be seen."

……

"I see." Dr. Pei couldn't laugh or cry, why his father's occupational disease became more and more serious day by day.When I retired, I shouldn't have promised him to be hired back again. It would be nice to live at home leisurely.

"What did Uncle just tell you?" Sitting in the brother's car, Dr. Xiaolong was extremely nervous. Don't say something like a magic horse hitting a mandarin duck with a stick! I will definitely collapse!

"It's nothing, just let me remind you to pay attention to your body." Dr. Pei started the car, "He firmly believes that you have hemorrhoids!"

Dr. Xiaolong burst into tears when he heard that, "Why?"

"...I don't know, it's probably an occupational disease." Dr. Pei suppressed a smile, even his shoulders were shaking.

Dr. Xiaolong wished he could go into a coma immediately, and he couldn't take off his pants for his uncle's examination for this kind of thing.But I really don't have hemorrhoids!The little chrysanthemum is particularly pink, healthy, elastic and shiny!

Today is just too unlucky, too unlucky!After returning home, Dr. Xiaolong was very, very depressed!Throwing the bowl into the pot in front of the aunt's face is enough to deduct points!He was identified by his uncle as hemorrhoids bleeding into a coma!Do you dare to be more obscene!dare!No!dare!

If I had known it, I might as well not have gone... Dr. Xiaolong lay on the bed and sighed.

I woke up a little late the next morning, so I was in a hurry while brushing my teeth and preparing dog food for Macaron. The doorbell suddenly rang, and Dr. Pei was standing at the door after opening it.

"Brother?" Doctor Xiaolong was surprised, "Why are you here?"

"By the way." Pei Ze entered the door carrying breakfast.

Such an excuse to drop by the way... Even if the junior brother is a road idiot, he also knows that there is no reason to pass by here from the senior brother's house to the hospital!

So it must be here to pick me up specially, hehehehe, it feels so good to fall in love!

"What are you smirking at, hurry up and finish brushing your teeth and eat." Pei Ze said helplessly.

Dr. Xiaolong was so happy that he was about to fly up, standing in front of the mirror, brushing his teeth and humming a ditty!Brother is so considerate!

The atmosphere at the breakfast table was very good. Dr. Xiaolong lowered his head to gnaw on the steamed stuffed bun, looked up at his brother, drank soy milk, looked up at his brother again, he was so busy!

"You seem to be in a good mood today." Pei Ze put down the newspaper in his hand and looked at him amusedly.

That must be good!Because you specially sent me breakfast!Dr. Xiaolong was a little embarrassed, and was about to express his thanks and encouragement when his cell phone rang suddenly.

"Which one?" Doctor Xiaolong pressed the call button

"Doctor Long, my sister really, really likes you." The man's innocent confession came from the other end of the phone!

It's this person again!Doctor Xiaolong's Nei Niuman was very sincere, "I'm sorry, big brother, I really don't want to fall in love, I wish your sister happiness." After speaking, he hung up the phone quickly, for fear that the person opposite would fall out of the receiver!

"What's the situation?" Dr. Pei was slightly surprised when he heard this.

Doctor Xiaolong couldn't laugh or cry, and roughly told his senior brother that he was listed on the dating website before.

"So outrageous?" Pei Ze laughed, "Why didn't you withdraw it?"

"It's already been withdrawn, but this person said that she... my sister... likes... me..." Dr. Xiaolong blushed, and his voice was like a mosquito, "So he kept calling me to meet up." It's really embarrassing!

As soon as the voice fell, the phone rang again!

"That person again?" Pei Ze asked.

Dr. Xiaolong glanced at the screen, "Probably, he is using Internet calling, so a different number will be displayed every time." Even the blacklist can't be entered!

"If you don't mind... let me come?" Dr. Pei said.

"You have a solution?" Dr. Xiaolong handed him the phone readily, "Yeah."

裴医生接通电话，揍听到那头传来一段滔滔不绝的介绍，“我妹妹真的非常漂亮身材好爱看书混豆瓣喜欢欣赏音乐剧而且最重要的是，性格非常非常文静，从来不Angry! Doctor Long, don’t you really think about it?”

"Thank you, he doesn't think about it." Dr. Pei flatly refused.

"...Who are you?" The man was slightly surprised.

"I'm his boyfriend." Dr. Pei spoke surprisingly, and glanced at his junior brother by the way.

Dr. Xiaolong was taken aback for a moment, and then his face turned red bird!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

The man on the opposite side was also Spartan. He felt that his feet were first tight, then painful, and then they shattered all over the ground!

Gays in this world are going against the sky...

My sister Zun is too unlucky!

After hanging up the phone, Pei Ze gently put the phone back, his heartbeat a little... speeding up.

The reason why I said that just now is that on the one hand, I want to help him completely block the harassing calls, and on the other hand, I actually want to... test his reaction.

"Thank you." Dr. Xiaolong forced himself to calm down, he must not let him see that he was very excited!Be reserved!

"...You're welcome." Dr. Pei was a little surprised, and didn't seem to be very resistant.

There was silence at the breakfast table, and the only sound left in the room was the cheerful chirping of macarons while eating, which was very harmonious.

After breakfast, Pei Ze drove him to the clinic first as usual, and happened to meet Gu Xi walking his dog.

"You raised it?" Dr. Xiaolong was surprised.

"No, it's a gift from my brother to my sister-in-law." Gu Xi hugged the brown puppy, "His name is Durian Crisp."

"Hello." Doctor Xiaolong poked the puppy's nose.

Durian Crisp yawned lazily, revealing her pink tongue.

"It's cute." Dr. Pei praised, and then left to go to work.The younger brother dragged Dr. Xiaolong into the clinic mysteriously and coldly, "Tell me about the first time you met your mother-in-law, how is it swollen?" In fact, I beat up and wanted to call him last night, but Su finally held back Because I'm afraid that if they are having sex, this kind of thing is very hateful!

After holding it all night, I almost got a rough problem. Now I have to ask every detail in detail to be able to do my best!

"It's very miserable." When the sad thing was mentioned, Dr. Xiaolong was extremely depressed.

"Not good?" The younger brother was surprised, "Did they not like the gift or your clothes?"

"None." Dr. Xiaolong lay on the counter, choking silently.

"Don't your aunt like you?" asked the younger brother.

Doctor Xiaolong, Nei Niu, "I threw the bowl into the pot in front of her, and almost scalded her."

"...It's all right." The younger brother comforted him with complicated emotions, and then asked, "What about uncle? Uncle should be okay."

"He is very warm to me." Doctor Xiaolong wanted to cry even more, "Because he thinks I have hemorrhoids."

"Pfft." The younger brother laughed rudely.

"They must think it's very stupid." Dr. Xiaolong banged his head on the glass cabinet frantically.

You are so pitiful...My younger brother patted him on the shoulder, "Don't worry too much, Uncle and Aunt are actually very kind people, and brother Pei Ze sent you to work today, which means he doesn't really mind."

"Brother, he is a good man." Dr. Xiaolong was very moved.

"Good person card can't be issued indiscriminately!" The younger brother said seriously, "Speaking of which, as long as the brother cooperates with you, the uncle and aunt will definitely be broken! So you have to have confidence!"

"What about you? It's the first time I met Dr. Lu's mother and family. What happened?" Dr. Xiaolong was curious.

"Me?" The younger brother was taken aback.

When I met my mother-in-law for the first time, I pretended to be a gangster and showed my arms with Mickey Mouse tattoos. While shaking my legs, I snatched a white radish from her shopping cart and called my sister-in-law to make an appointment. !As for meeting Lu Zhanyu for the first time, it's not much better, okay?Drunk and gnawed on the god horse's statue on his neck, it's awesome to the extreme!The younger brother said very calmly, "The situation at that time was very good. Not only did I have a good chat with them, but I also improvised a piano piece." It was so hypocritical that I wanted to cry!

"...I knew that I must be the only unlucky person in the whole world." Dr. Xiaolong was frustrated.

"Oh, don't be so pessimistic! Believe that there are many beautiful things in the world." The younger brother is very serious, "For example, those cute little animals, durian... Ah! Where did the durian cake go?!"

"Lost the puppy?" Dr. Xiaolong hurried out of the counter.

The younger brother was devastated, and he lay down on the ground looking for it regardless of his image, "Could it have run under the cabinet?" Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? My sister-in-law really likes it so much that she can't wait to hug her even brokenly. She even wrote a special novel about cultivating durian cakes in a different world and finally becoming a god. No more!If I lose my brother in my hands, I will definitely rape myself to death! Massage can't solve the problem at all, okay?

"Don't worry, I'll go out and look for it right away, the puppy won't be too far away at a trot." Dr. Xiaolong comforted.

The younger brother ran out in tears, he would rather lose himself and find the durian!

Although it is winter, the evergreens in the garden are still very dense. It is not easy to find a brown puppy.

The younger brother was desperate and at a loss, "I began to regret not dyeing it luminous color because of Shenma."

"Stop talking nonsense, look for it quickly." Comparatively speaking, Doctor Xiaolong is a little more reliable than his younger brother, "I'll look here first, you go to the security room and find a few more people to come with you."

As the most temperamental little freshman in the villa area, his younger brother is also very popular, so in addition to the security guard who readily agreed to help, even the auntie cleaner and other residents who took a walk joined the team looking for the puppy.

All of a sudden, the voice of 'Durian Crisp' was heard one after another in the garden. After the uncle who sells Mala Tang in the villa area heard it, he angrily went to the gatekeeper of the community to argue, "I said before that I would come in to set up a stall, but your son disagreed with life and death, saying it was high-end. Residential area, what’s going on now! Malatang is not enough, but durian crisp is not enough?”

The uncle doorman burst into tears, he respected himself very innocently!

Half an hour later, there was still no news of the Durian Cake. My younger brother had already started thinking about the ten tortures of the Manchu Dynasty. Dr. Xiaolong still had a cold, and his nose was dripping from the cold. Almost hit someone.

"Watch it!" the bald man angrily reprimanded.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Doctor Xiaolong apologized again and again, and then went around him to get a tissue, but heard a thin whimper of a small animal.

……

Like a puppy?Doctor Xiaolong was taken aback, then turned to look at him, "Durian crisp?"

"Wow, woof." From the pocket of the bald man came the weak barking of the puppy.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the bald man pushed open the door and ran away. Doctor Xiaolong bravely chased after him, shouting while running, "Durian crisp is in his hand!!!"

The people in the garden were stunned when they heard the words, and they followed the prestige and saw that they were running and chasing, so they immediately surrounded them with a special concerted effort!The younger brother was so cold that he almost fainted, so he hurriedly directed, "Fan outflank!" It was so professional!

The fan shape of more than a dozen people is still very intimidating, especially there are three or four burly men inside!After seeing it from a distance, the bald man slammed on the brakes, turned around and ran along the way he came, only to bump into Dr. Xiaolong with a bang!

"Ah!" Dr. Xiaolong was caught off guard, and sat down on the ground!

Why is there such a thief, it is unscientific to change direction halfway through the run!

The people behind were chasing closer and closer, and the bald head had no choice but to throw the puppy to the ground. After thinking about it, he was unwilling, so he kicked Doctor Xiaolong hard on the chest, and then fled away quickly.

"Ahem!" Doctor Xiaolong almost vomited blood.

Several security guards continued to chase after him, and the rest quickly helped him up.

"Doctor Xiaolong, are you okay?" The younger brother helped him calm down, feeling shivering and afraid, being kicked by such a strong man must be enough.

"...It's okay." Dr. Xiaolong was weak, and felt his legs were a little weak.

Your respect is pitiful!

Ladies feel like their feet are going to be broken!