tall and rhubarb

It was a happy meal at first, but after all, it was only fun at the beginning, not the end, because when everyone gathered together to eat snake meat, snakes entered their village, live snakes.

"Old Ninth Uncle, don't eat it, hurry up and get out the snake medicine."

Gao Chang and the others were eating, when someone shouted Old Ninth Uncle on the opposite side of the ditch outside the courtyard, and all the people in the courtyard stopped their chopsticks for a while.Old Ninth Uncle lost his chopsticks, quickly climbed the ladder and went out, and said in his mouth: "Xiao Wei, come to my room quickly and take out the medicine, I'll go and have a look first."

In this way, Old Ninth Uncle and Wei Changrui left the yard one after another, and a few anxious villagers followed suit, asking the people outside what was going on.

In fact, things are simple. Although the people in their yard are eating, there must be no one patrolling in the village, especially now that the population of the town is so large. The magpie's nest is occupied by people, so the patrols have to be patrolled, and those people's shares are kept, and they can be eaten later.

It was just these few patrolling people, one of them was bitten by a poisonous snake. This was the first time in their village. After all, after digging the trench, although this small village is not a solid wall, its safety is basically guaranteed. After several cleanings, there was no trace of rats, let alone poisonous snakes.

Needless to say, he must have just come in today. With such an association, it is naturally inseparable from Gao Chang's snake hunting activities.

"Then what, should we put away the ladder first?" The ladder at the front door of their yard is usually used by everyone to come and go a lot, and usually they don't collect it much at night. Now that there are snakes outside, everyone doesn't Don't worry, this poisonous snake is terrible, if the dolls are bitten, it will be hard to save them.

"It's better to put it away first, everyone pay attention, and settle down the women and children later, and the men will go out with me to search carefully. If the poisonous snake is not found, our village may not be safe."

Zheng Guobang soon began to arrange the next matters. He couldn't say much about how the poisonous snake entered the village. If we talk about this matter, we will inevitably point the finger at Gao Chang and the others, but is Gao Chang a fuel-efficient lamp? ?Besides, no matter how the snake got into the village, who made the mistake, what if it is found out, can it be shot?Can you drive him out of the village and leave him alone?Folks in the capital, who can make such a deadly move, in the end, besides adding to everyone's unhappiness, what's the point?

The people in the yard were silent, looking for snakes in the field blindly, not knowing how many snakes there are, if one is not careful, it should be killed.Thinking of this, the snake meat in his mouth doesn't know what it's like to eat. Some people have already looked at Gao Chang and the others, but no one is embarrassed to say anything. Just now they were happy about the snake meat, so they turned around and said No, who can do this?

"Gao Chang, you will go out with everyone to have a look later, you still have a way to deal with these things." Zheng Guobang said to Gao Chang almost flatteringly.

"No." Gao Chang threw a piece of snake meat into his mouth and chewed it slowly without raising his head.

"..." Zheng Guobang was so choked that he couldn't speak. Although the villagers next to him didn't say a word, they felt a little bit dissatisfied. After all, the whole village was the best at dealing with poisonous snakes. At this time, he said no. Go, don't you push them on an adventure?

"Snakes have snake paths and rats have rat paths. The snake path is not blocked. What's the point of catching one or two?" Gao Chang snorted coldly. It was Gao Chang who brought it in, and he was so full that he took the blame for it.

"Can this snake dig holes?" Some simple ones asked.

"Hey, snakes can't dig holes, so there are people helping them dig." Hearing the villagers' question, Bai Bao was immediately amused, and inserted a sentence by the side with his chopsticks in his mouth.

"How do I find this snake cave?" Zheng Guohong directly asked Gao Chang, implying that he was asking how he planned to deal with this matter.

"It's very easy to find. Let's start looking in everyone's house. Let's start from our yard. Everyone will divide the work. Several people will dig a room. Be gentle. Don't break things, don't scare the elderly and children." Gao Chang wrote lightly.

"That's not enough." Someone on the side raised objections, mainly because when they were picking up snakes just now, some of them secretly carried them to their own homes. Has it been put on the bright side? It's not good-looking.

"It's okay, as long as we don't dig holes for those poisonous snakes, we don't care about anything." Gao Chang told them to relax.

"Then let's look for it?" Hearing Gao Chang's words, the villagers who were still a little worried just now probably put their hearts down. Although Gao Chang is not the most generous person, he still counts when he speaks.

"Let's find it all, if you don't find this stuff, everyone won't be able to sleep at ease—yes, I don't think you need to look for it anymore." Gao Chang slapped the chopsticks in his hand on the table, and suddenly shouted: "Zheng Zheng Zongming! What are you doing sneaking around?"

That Zheng Zongming trembled twice when Gao Chang yelled at him, but soon calmed down again. He threw the broken sack in his hand on the ground, and replied with a straight neck: "I just picked up some dead snakes for you. What's the matter? Want to hit someone?"

"Beat people?" Gao Chang sneered: "If you are willing to pick up a few dead snakes honestly, I won't bother to beat you."

"You fucking have the guts to beat me to death, hit me! When you're nothing, why are you the biggest in the whole village?"

"Stinky boy, why are you talking to your Uncle Gao? How many times have I told you that Uncle Gao has done so many good things for our village? Is it your turn to yell here? Get out of here Go." Here Zheng Guolin also came out to speak, but after a few sentences, there was no human words.

"Gao Chang, don't be as knowledgeable as my Zongming family. This kid has a bad temper, but he doesn't have any bad intentions..." Zheng Guolin, that is, Zheng Zongming's mother, also came to talk softly to Gao Chang at this moment up.

"Okay." Gao Chang was annoyed by the two couples. "I know that Zheng Zongming of your family has no bad intentions, but a bad temper. Oh, I just made a big contribution to the village. In fact, my character is not good, and my tail is up to the sky. It's okay to wrong your son for playing, right? "

"Hey, what do you think this is talking about?" Zheng Guolin and his wife knew that Gao Chang probably didn't want to save face for them today, so they stopped sticking hot faces to his cold buttocks, and stopped putting on a straight face. Say more.

"Today, let's not talk about whether your son has a good temper, or how much face I, Gao Chang, have done for our village. Let's just talk about the snakes in the sack. How did they come here?" I really don't like the three of them, the upper beam is not upright and the lower beam is crooked, and they are not upright at all, just letting smoke bombs go.

"Isn't this just picked up by everyone? Zong Ming is also a real kid. He brought it to his own home. Don't be angry, Gao Chang. You brought this snake back. Logically speaking, we shouldn't take it. " Zheng Guolin has stopped talking now, only his mother-in-law is still resisting to the death.

"He shouldn't have picked up the snakes that I beat, and he shouldn't have misunderstood the snakes that I swept into the ditch." Gao Chang took a few of the sack snakes that He Yun and the others didn't clean up, and threw them in the yard. Li: "Everyone take a good look. The snakes we brought back were thrown to the ground and smashed to death. How did the snakes in Zheng Zongming's sack die? You might as well open it up and let everyone have a look."

"..." Zheng Zongming remained silent, everyone guessed what the snake in the sack looked like, there was no suspense about it.

"So what if I lured the snake out of the ditch, don't you lure the snake from the mountain yourself? Why, only the state officials are allowed to set fires and the common people are not allowed to turn on the lights?" They all feel that they are the most reasonable.

"You can burn the house down just by lighting a damn lamp, so you can go in the dark." Gao Chang really didn't have any interest in playing tricks with such a bastard, but this guy insisted on biting him, If you don't take two bites and come back, you will feel really uncomfortable.

"Gao Chang, let me tell you, don't be too fucking arrogant. You have made some contributions to the village, and five out of six of them will treat themselves as uncles."

"It's a good taste to be an uncle. You have to have the guts to try being one yourself?"

Speaking of which, Gao Chang also felt that the quarrel was meaningless. The reason why he lived in the village was to make himself comfortable. He had a big pot of rice to eat every day, and hot water was always burning on the stove. There were people in the village Patrolling, there are people working in the field, and you don’t have to clean up the prey yourself. If you give a little favor, others will help clean it up. Isn’t this the life of the uncle.However, the uncle's life is not perfect, and there are guys like Zheng Zongming in the village, who have to run out to scare people from time to time.

Old Ninth Uncle came back from the outside, and the one who was bitten by the snake was an adult man in the yard at the end of Xixi. Because he was dealt with in time, his life is probably safe, but I am afraid that it will not be easy these days. Being bitten by a poisonous snake is definitely not a useless thing. The medicine will be cured immediately, and it is a sin.

Under the unfriendly questioning of a group of people, Zheng Zongming also told the whole story.At the time when Gao Chang and the others were catching snakes, many villagers were picking them up in the ditch, and each person couldn't pick up a few. Not much.

Zheng Zongming and the two boys at the end of the river were a total of three people. Looking at the countless snakes under the ditch, they became greedy. They tied straw ropes and put them into the ditch from above, letting the poisonous snakes go along the grass ropes. Climb up, and as soon as the climbing snakes showed their heads, they used the big knives waiting on the top to hide their heads.

The snakes at the bottom of the ditch continued to climb up, and they all gained a lot, but more snakes climbed up later, and they let a few snakes escape in a panic, so they quickly chopped the straw rope to let them fall. After entering the ditch, several people separated the dead snakes and went back to the village quietly, regardless of the few fish that slipped through the net. I believe that when the villagers find out, someone will naturally clean them up.

The other two boys soon arrived, and the three of them stood in a row, accepting the education, complaints and criticisms of the folks, but they really couldn't do anything about them.Are the folks in this village really forcing the three good guys to die?Even serious words have to be weighed, they will have to be human in the future, and they can't call people ashamed.

People in the village are like this, whether it is good or bad, let’s take Zheng Zongming as an example, if this kid can change his ways and return to the right place, after ten or twenty years, he will think about the past and talk about the mess he did back then. No one will think that the crime is really heinous, and everyone is happy and happy.

But what Gao Chang is most worried about is that these guys who are not clear-headed will come back from outside the village to cause trouble for them.Now the population of their town is increasing, and all of them are young and strong men with strong martial arts. If these people want to live in the local area, they must find a place to live.

Bai Bao also said that many people in the town are now staring at their village, but because of Bai Bao's influence, they haven't dared to move yet.However, this calmness is easily broken. Gao Chang’s village is very attractive. It is not easy to find a place with houses, land and water. Digging trenches is even more labor-intensive, let alone those The wild boars that were stocked at the bottom of the ditch are good enough for most people to survive if they encounter wild boars. If they can kill wild boars, they are heroes. There is no such thing as catching them alive.

In the end, the villagers fined these three guys to carry water for three months. Carrying water is not an easy job these days. In order to prevent poisonous snakes and insects from crawling in along the water pipes, the people in the village have all the reservoirs in the water. Outside the village, it is dangerous to go outside to fetch water, and it is not only drinking water, but also for bathing and irrigating the fields. A lot of water is used every day.

In order to let them learn a lesson, no one is allowed to help. If there is a bad rule, if you break a rule once, you can carry water for a month alone. Anyway, carrying water is dangerous because you have to go out of the village, and no one is willing to do it. Everyone is very happy to queue for a few more months.

Although Gao Chang is not very straightforward, but he can't really do anything to them, and it's not a big evil. If he really wants to chop people up, he really can't do it.

Rhubarb didn’t care about that much, he was eating when everyone was talking, and he didn’t pay much attention to or understand the twists and turns in the middle, but what made Gao Chang unhappy was that the guy named Zheng Zongming's kid is wrong.

So Rhubarb decided to avenge Gao Chang to relieve his anger. Aren’t there still a few poisonous snakes wandering around in the village? He went out for a walk and caught them all. He counted a total of four and pulled them out in front of everyone. Du Fang, he threw Zheng Zongming and the others into their house without any hassle.

All the people in the yard were startled by his behavior. Although he had pulled out his fangs, it was a poisonous snake after all. He stood up and swayed his upper body while spitting out snake letters, which was scary to watch.At that time, Zheng Guolin and his son went in and worked hard for a long time, only to find three of them, but the other one could not be found no matter what.

Because Zheng Zongming's family used to eat frogs, cockroaches once flooded the house, and those who borrowed from their house have already moved out. In addition, they are not very kind, and no one has moved in since then. The house next door also blocked all the holes, big and small, because there were too many cockroaches in their house. Now it's all right, the snake can't escape from their house.

In the next few days, Zheng Zongming's family couldn't sleep well. It is said that after more than half a year, Zheng Zongming's mother told the neighbors that there were snakes in the house.In fact, how many days did the snake live? I have to ask Miaozi to find out.