tall and rhubarb

It is said that after Gao Chang and Da Huang got into the car, the cats groaned and chirped together for a while before finally falling asleep, and the people in the car also breathed a sigh of relief. Can't deal with it, Gao Chang's skill, marksmanship, and that big dog named Rhubarb also look very powerful. If they really match up, they may really have no chance of winning.

Bai Bao held the lamp to make sure that they were both fast asleep, and covered them with quilts. The temperature was low at night, so if there was a headache and a fever, Gao Chang would definitely be in a worse mood when he thought about this baby. The scene where the dog was locked out of the car by them probably had to vent their anger on him.

In the evening, when the convoy stopped to cook and rest, Bai Bao saw that Gao Chang and Da Huang hadn’t woken up yet, so he told them not to call them, but let them sleep. It’s best to sleep for a few more days and forget about the previous things That's good.The man in charge of the cooking, surnamed Liu, is a northern man. He is tall and thick, and he is good at cooking. The broth this evening is good. Take a sip, and your mouth will be full of fragrance.

"What kind of meat is this?" Bai Bao thought it was really good after eating it.

"Voles, hey, voles are big these days, and each one weighs more than a catty." Da Liu snorted and drank the soup, and drank half a pot in one gulp.

"Yes, there is someone in our team who can catch voles. Tell me, who caught it?" Since there is such a specialty, it must be cultivated well in the future and make the best use of it.

"Boss, didn't you bring it back? It was washed and hung on the car." Da Liu asked suspiciously.

Bai Bao seemed to understand a little bit, he called Heizi: "Heizi, come here, when Gao Chang got into the car this morning, did he have some pieces of meat in his hand?"

"Yeah, I threw it on the car casually, and I hung it up for him." Heizi didn't know why.

"Boss, is it their meat?" When Da Liu was in the village, he had heard that Gao Chang was difficult to deal with. The wild boars on the mountain were so ferocious, so he carried them head by head into the village in a daze. When they came out together, they also saw this man's skill to some extent. When Gao Chang wanted to fix him, would he be able to resist?

"You can ask for more blessings." Bai Bao sighed. He fought hard to bring back a few voles. He probably wanted to keep them to feed his precious dog. In the end, the group of them boiled the broth. ah.

"I don't know. Besides, don't you all eat it? Otherwise, let's leave a bowl for them too?"

"Leave a fart, what can I do if I leave a bowl of soup after the meat is cooked? Drink it, drink it all, drink it clean, and wash the plates and bowls carefully. When he asks, everyone You know what to say, right?" At the critical moment, the eldest brother has to make up his mind.

"I don't know." A group of people answered firmly with one voice.

"That's right, that's it." Bai Bao nodded in satisfaction, and continued to finish his bowl of soup.

"By the way, who is getting tired of being in the car this afternoon?" Bai Bao finally remembered this matter while drinking soup. There are not many people who care about men and women, but there is still some curiosity.

"Yeah, I heard it too, the kisses made a lot of noise."

"I'm too embarrassed to say that, really, tell me, let's set a table for these two."

"Hey, it's not me, don't look at me."

"Who is it, is it you, Da Liu?"

"I like women, and it won't change for 100 years."

"Then if you didn't do it, I was the one to see the hell this afternoon?"

"Who knows, hey, it's not me anyway."

"Cut, a bunch of ignorant guys, dare to do it or not."

Bai Bao couldn't come up with an answer in the end, so he drank the hot water from the bottom of the bowl, cursed unhappily, turned around and left, he had to continue patting the flattery of Lord Situ, just thinking of him when the time came Can give more guns and ammunition.As soon as he walked away, the brothers muttered behind him.

"Tell me, is our boss calling for a thief?"

"Yes, that's called trying to cover up."

"That's right, I finally exposed myself."

"In the afternoon, I heard the sound coming from the corner inside. Let's sleep in it first, and then Gao Chang and their dog. By the way, Hei Zi is also inside, right?"

"Don't mention me, I have nothing to do."

"Let me just say, this morning Gao Chang yelled outside, and our boss opened the cloth shed without even thinking about it. You think, that person was exposed to the sun at that time. If he went crazy, everyone would be over. ?”

"Fart, if people go crazy, can a layer of cloth shed stop it?"

"Don't interrupt, I'm just talking about our boss' attitude."

"It seems to be a little positive, but the boss said he likes women."

"Hey, Rosen also liked women in the past, what about now?"

"It's okay, don't touch me."

"Come on, Rosen, let me ask you, the boss said he wanted to introduce you to Gao Zhang, didn't he fail? How did you feel at that time?"

"pretty good."

"Isn't that right? Being a matchmaker didn't make a red line, and you're still in such a good mood. What does that mean?"

"Makes sense!"

"But our boss has always been very happy."

"What do you know, go aside, I guess, last night probably our boss was with that Gao Chang..."

"I can't..."

"I don't think it's a big deal. It's a good match for our boss to stand with that Gao Chang."

"...Then tell me, which of the two of them will go up and who will go down?"

"Nonsense, of course our boss is on top."

"But the one named Gao Chang has great strength. I'm afraid of him when I see the boss."

"Speaking of which, yes, but..."

"Is our boss being suppressed like this?" A bolt from the blue!

"Isn't Gao Chang still lying on the car? Just like that, he can still hold it?"

"Then tell me, if the boss really suppressed Gao Chang, he is lying in the car at the moment, without any food, how can the boss ignore it? We are all men, after sleeping with someone , can it be like this, you have to show something, right? Hey, it will be different if it is below."

"I still don't quite believe it..."

"Believe it or not, you are not allowed to tell anyone about this anyway!" Keeping the face of the boss is tantamount to saving the face of the gang.

"En!" Everyone nodded in unison, let this matter rot in everyone's stomach.

In fact, I really can’t blame this group of men for being too gossipy. The main reason is that there is no spiritual entertainment these days. Apart from gossiping, everyone has no other entertainment. As time goes by, your brain becomes more active, and your thinking diverges from various angles. Thinking about it , it is inevitable to think too much.

When the dawn was approaching, Gao Chang finally woke up again, stroking the smooth back with his hands back and forth, thinking about what the two of them did yesterday afternoon, it was like a dream in Nankey, illusory and beautiful, I couldn’t help it He lowered his head and kissed the man's eyelid.

Rhubarb was just woken up by the kiss, blinked and yawned, and his body, which had just been transformed after exposure to the sun and had been relieved once, felt extremely tired and sore.

"Can you change back? It's almost dawn." Gao Chang didn't want Da Huang's current appearance to be seen by Bai Bao and the others, otherwise their trip would be for nothing.

"Yes." Rhubarb managed to pull himself together, and transformed from a human form back into a dog form. It has not been long since he transformed into a form, and he is not very proficient in transforming the form, which consumes energy and strength.

When the car stopped again, Gao Chang put on clean clothes, stuffed a few cans in his padded jacket, and left the convoy with rhubarb.Bai Bao finally heaved a sigh of relief as he watched the man walk away with the dog. The other party seemed to have forgotten about the vole meat, but this scene was clearly melancholy in the eyes of caring people.

Gao Chang led Da Huang for a distance. This time he learned his lesson and did not leave the convoy very far. He just walked to a place where the convoy could not see, and said to Da Huang impatiently: "Hurry up, let me see "He was very curious about what Rhubarb looked like now. When he was in the car, it was dark everywhere and he was still wrapped in a quilt. Although he could sense the other party, it was not specific and intuitive after all.

"I'm hungry, I don't have the strength." Rhubarb had a fight with the wolf yesterday morning with a flat stomach, and after that he basked in the sun and transformed into a shape, and was raped by Gao Chang. I'm a little tired.

"Hey, I've prepared it a long time ago, and I opened it to eat." Gao Chang took out the cans from his padded jacket, and opened three cans generously in one go, which is rare for him to be so generous.

Rhubarb cocked his tail and chewed the canned food, thinking that life after transformation is really good.

"How is it? Do you have strength now?" Gao Chang squatted on the ground and watched the rhubarb eating canned food with a smile on his eyes.

"Yeah." Three cans of meat are enough for rhubarb to eat a third of its fullness, but conditions are limited these days, eating three cans at a time is quite satisfying for rhubarb.It was lying on the ground, and slowly closed its eyes. After a while, the dog shape slowly faded, and the human shape appeared. Under the cold moonlight, this naked man looked even more radiant and handsome.

"Hey, it's really good." Gao Chang stood up and took a step back, looked back and forth several times, and felt that the person in front of him was very suitable for him in terms of facial features and figure, and it seemed that it was not too difficult to accept a man to live with. It's just that at this height, the club is a bit punchy in front of him: "Come on, don't stand at such a high place, come to me."

Rhubarb took two steps towards Gao Chang, but he was still very tall. Gao Chang's brows immediately frowned, which seemed wrong!

"Ah!" Rhubarb sneezed at the right time, robbing Gao Chang of the thread in his mind. It's winter, and he doesn't have dog fur to keep warm after transforming, so he just stands naked in the field , Can he not catch a cold, so he quickly took off the padded jacket he was wearing and wrapped it around Rhubarb.

"Doesn't it mean that dogs are not afraid of the cold? Why is it so useless after transforming?"

"If you transform into a human being," Rhubarb said, shrinking his neck.The incarnations of the dog clan are definitely not rough imitations of human forms, they are high-simulation products that strive for perfection, and the whole body is close to human beings inside and out, except for cultivation.

"That's right, if not, let's change back first." Although it's really pretty, but they have plenty of time in the future, so they are not in a hurry.

"...Wait a minute." Rhubarb sniffed, not willing to change back to the dog shape so quickly. He has worked hard for so long to successfully transform into a human shape. Looking at it, he is quite satisfied. Moreover, there is one thing , it wants to try again: "That one yesterday afternoon, let's do it again."

"..." Gao Chang was stunned for a moment, and then moved his body, as if a torrent was rushing by, he coughed twice in a concealed manner: "Ahem, then, come on."

At this moment, the two were standing very close, and Gao Chang pulled Rhubarb in front of him with a hook, and the two lips stuck together. Between the lips and teeth, the desire latent in the man's body was quickly hooked out, and began At that time, Gao Chang was still taking the initiative, but when he kissed, Rhubarb became more energetic, his arms tightly wrapped around Gao Chang's head, and he hugged him tightly and gnawed hard.

Gao Chang didn't expect that the guy who had just transformed into the legendary weak stage could have so much strength. When he was powerless to fight against the enemy, he had to obediently raise his neck and let Rhubarb gnaw at random, but he gnawed and gnawed. I found something was wrong, why did you look up?Looking up?

"Wait, wait." Gao Chang finally pushed Da Huang away with a lot of effort.

"What's the matter?" Rhubarb licked his tall lower lip with unsatisfied interest.

"I said, what's the matter with you being so tall?" Gao Chang stretched out his hand to block Rhubarb's tongue, with a face full of wind and rain.

"That's right, that's it." Rhubarb rubbed his nose guiltily, he really forgot about it.

"What is this?" Gao Chang yelled violently, and Da Huang ran away. "What are you running, let me die!"

"I don't." Da Huang had no doubt that Gao Chang would use violence against him if he got angry.

"Can't you come over?"

"I don't." The fool went over.

"Tell me! Why are you so tall? Didn't I draw a line for you at the beginning?" For the skin of Rhubarb, Gao Chang also worked hard, how to grow the nose and how to grow the eyes, the homework he did for Rhubarb Still less, but this guy dared to obey the law!

"It's according to the length of that thread." After saying this, Rhubarb felt a little guilty.

"Okay, you! You actually learned to lie to me!"

"I'm not lying..."

"Don't tell me the truth!"

"Humph." Da Huang twisted his head, squatted on the ground and stopped talking. Didn't he just have a good kiss just now? He turned his face when he said that he turned his face, only to feel that Gao Chang seemed to be a little gentler than before. He didn't expect to show his original shape so soon. Yes, Rhubarb is disappointed in his marriage!

"Will you say it?" Gao Chang jumped up, pointed at Da Huang's nose and shouted.

"Roar!" Rhubarb put his hands on the ground, lifted his butt slightly, and roared louder than him.

"Okay! Okay! You can do it!"

Gao Chang was so angry that he walked around on the grass. After walking around for a while, he finally felt bored. "I'm hungry, I'm going back."

"I can't walk." Rhubarb groaned. Senior Dog Clan said that when arguing with your partner, the key is to be willing to face down. When it's time to act like a baby, act like a baby decisively, which is conducive to enhancing the relationship between husband and wife and resolving conflicts. This is called I can't bear to lose face to my daughter-in-law.

"I don't have any strength now, didn't I kiss very vigorously just now?" Gao Chang grinned and glanced at Rhubarb, seeing that he was wrapped in a padded jacket and his buttocks were bare, looking extremely embarrassed in the cold wind. My heart softened, and I snorted: "Let's change back first, I can't carry such a big man."

Da Huang obediently changed his original form, Gao Chang picked up his clothes and the dog, and walked towards the convoy without saying a word. Gao Chang licked it on his chin, Gao Chang snorted and didn't speak, Da Huang licked it again, and Gao Chang scolded indifferently: "The mother knows how to play hooligans."

"Woooo..." Rhubarb yelled softly, with a strong smell of begging.

"Are you still hungry?" Naturally, it was impossible for the three canned meat to feed the rhubarb.

"Hungry." Rhubarb's answer was accompanied by a series of gurgling sounds.

"I haven't eaten the voles meat yesterday, so I'll make do with it. I'll fill my stomach first." He has to come out later, at least to get something to go back. Rhubarb said early in the morning, although the transformation period is not very dangerous , but it is also very weak, and the body must be well maintained. It is definitely not enough to eat.

After returning to the convoy, Gao Chang put the rhubarb on the side of the fire. Everyone was used to Gao Chang's doting on the big ditch. They saw the rhubarb wrapped in a cotton jacket warming the fire, and Gao Chang ran around inside and out. , I don't think it's very strange.

The reason why Gao Chang ran around in and out was because he was looking for a few pieces of field mouse meat that he threw on the car yesterday morning, but there was no trace of field mouse meat in the car, needless to say, probably [-]% It was stolen by Bai Bao's group of guys, and suddenly, the volcano erupted at this moment.

"Who moved my vole!!!"