tall and rhubarb

"I said you, it's not bad. I got two goats last time. How long has it been? If you don't know, you might think that our mountain is full of meat." Bai Bao took off his coat and threw it on the car, swinging his arms and following. Running behind the car while talking to Gao Chang.

"Hey, that happened two months ago, and there is no oil left in my stomach." He didn't eat the two sheep, so Chen Yuzhen asked Chen Yuzhen to cook the haggis for the yard. The people in the village ate it, and it happened that Bai Bao went to their village again and forcibly exchanged salt for half of his mutton. What did he want salt for? The jars in the cellar hadn’t been opened yet. It seemed that they were all in vain. Tun it.

Later, he was replaced by other people in the yard. The rest of the meat was not for him to eat alone. There was a cat and a dog with two mouths in the house. Whether rhubarb could be eaten or not, Miaozi was not a province. For food, if Gao Chang obviously has meat but doesn't feed him, this guy will keep screaming around him.

But fortunately, it didn't dare to steal food. It once ate the jerky at home once, and was severely taught by Gao Chang. After that, it didn't feed it meat again for a whole month.This cat is very smart, and learned to be good at the first time, but sometimes it begs badly for food, and it can't act like a baby.

"Why don't you compare yourself with other people? Even rabbits are so fierce on the mountain now, and poultry are so precious. How many people can still eat meat?" Although Bai Bao and the others have guns, there are many snakes on the mountain. They are also afraid, and they are not like Gao Chang, who often encounter prey, not to mention goats and cattle. He has gone up the mountain several times by himself, and he has never encountered a wild boar. Sometimes I really doubt Gao Chang Does this guy have a radar on his forehead?

"It's nothing compared to you. I heard from Zheng Guofeng in our yard last night that he can only get a spoonful of salt from you if he catches a thousand grasshoppers. Salt." I have to say, these guys' salt is really expensive.

"You also said that it was a grasshopper. It's neither grain nor meat. It can't fill your stomach and it's not oily. At most, it's a non-staple food. It's not bad to give him a spoonful of salt." Bai Bao didn't think he was a profiteer at all. "If you are a cow, it will be different. You can carry a bag of salt in the car. What do you think?"

"My family is not short of salt." Gao Chang told the truth, he really did not lack salt at all, but he was short of meat.

"There are also big crabs. Didn't you eat them last time? It tastes good, right?" Bai Bao said again.

Last time, Gao Chang used half a sack of snake meat to exchange two flower crabs from Bai Bao. After being exposed to the blue sun, the flower crabs grew wildly, almost as big as a washbasin, and each one weighed more than two catties. Not bad, Miao Zai especially likes it, even chew the crab shells. Chew it and swallow it.But Rhubarb didn't like it. Gao Chang looked at Rhubarb who was trotting slowly beside him. This speed was too childish for him.

"It tastes good, but it's a pity that it can only satisfy your cravings. It doesn't fill your stomach and there is no oily water." Seafood is like insects. It only supplements protein, and it is not very popular these days.

Soon Gao Chang and the others arrived at the entrance of the village. The path into the village was covered with weeds and shrubs, and they couldn't see clearly at night, so the car wouldn't drive in.Everyone put the ox on the side of the road, and Gao Chang took out the machete on his waist and gave it to Bai Bao himself. a hind leg.

After he finished chopping, Gao Chang took the knife and gave them the head of the ox. Bai Bao and his brothers were very happy, took the head of the ox and praised Gao Chang for his generosity, and then took about two catties of salt from his cart When he came out, he caught a live crab tied up with a straw rope and gave it to Gao Chang.

The cow was cut down like this, and it was much lighter. Gao Chang dragged it into the village. Rhubarb held a bag of salt and the crab in his mouth, grinning, probably because he thought the crab was too fishy.When Gao Chang and the others walked to the back of the yard, Miaozai stood on the opposite roof and barked at Gao Chang. He could smell the fishy smell from a distance.

The people in the yard were very happy to see Gao Chang dragging the cow back. Most of the time, Gao Chang is a generous person. For example, when he hunted things from the mountains, he always handed over something to the small kitchen.Chen Yuzhen greeted her with a smile, and Gao Chang asked her to help clean up the cow's stomach. The whole cow has a lot of stuff in its stomach. Chen Yuzhen's craftsmanship is good, and everyone can have a good meal for a few days .

I cut a few slices of raw beef and fed them to the cats, and left the rest alone. I cut them into small pieces and hung them under the roof of the yard. The shed made of bamboo boards is breathable, and autumn is very dry. Soon the meat will be air-dried , You can save it and eat it slowly.Just hanging outside like this carelessly, Gao Chang is not afraid of being stolen. Most of the people in the yard know that he can be quick-tempered, and he is not such a good-tempered person, and few people usually provoke him.

After eating a fairly sumptuous breakfast, Gao Chang dozed off and went back to the house to sleep. He usually has to sit cross-legged and meditate at this time, but to kill the cow tonight, he dragged on halfway, exhausting his energy too much.But some people didn't let him sleep. Not long after Gao Chang returned to the house, Zheng Zhanpeng came over, holding a piece of bacon in his hand, and slapped the door of Gao Chang's house furtively.

"Why?" Gao Zhang opened the door unhappily.

"I just saw that rhubarb came back with a crab in its mouth." Everyone in the village has sharp eyes, and Zheng Zhanpeng is the best among them. Everyone stared at the cow at night, but he found that rhubarb came back with a crab in his mouth. up.

"That crab won't be changed." Gao Chang already had meat at home, so Gao Chang didn't want Zheng Zhanpeng's bacon anymore.

"Hey, don't be so stingy. My son said he wants to eat crabs. The kids are making a fuss all the time. Please help me." Very spoiled.

"My cats can't stop fighting." Gao Chang yawned again, he was really tired today.

"Isn't it just a cat? It knows something. It eats what it has to eat, and rests when it has nothing to eat." Zheng Zhanpeng didn't take it seriously, just pretending that Gao Chang didn't want to part with this crab.

"I'm afraid it's not that easy." Gao Chang turned sideways to let Zheng Zhanpeng look in. With the dim light of the fire reflected in the yard, he could see the crab in the living room of Gao Chang's family, where the crab was placed in the wooden tub used by their family. In the middle of the day, Miaozai squatted on the side and watched. "See, you're squatting there and guarding."

After finally sending Zheng Zhanpeng away, Gao Chang was finally able to bury his head on the bed. Another reason why he was so anxious to go to the mountain to get something back this time was that Da Huang said that he encountered difficulties in the process of transforming and needed to External help.

To put it simply, the process of becoming taller is to first fabricate a human-shaped mold in one's own consciousness. The facial features and body of this mold must be portrayed very carefully, otherwise the transformation will not be successful.It is because of this that the dog gods of the past dynasties are usually good-looking. The reason why I say normal is because there are always some people with special taste.

When Rhubarb told Gao Chang about this for the first time, Gao Chang didn't pay attention to it. He felt that the appearance was not important anyway, it was just normal, and it was not good to be too conspicuous.But after a while, he found that Da Huang often stared at the men in their village, probably collecting materials for his own model, and Gao Chang gradually became uneasy.

In any case, he is a normal man who has never had any thoughts about the same sex. It is really difficult for him to face those men in the village. He feels awkward just thinking about sleeping on the same bed.

"Well, why don't you turn into a better-looking human form." One day, Gao Chang finally said that to Da Huang.

"What's good-looking?" Rhubarb is still willing to listen to his partner's opinion, but the word "good-looking" is too general and has no concept at all.

"Just learn more from movie stars." When Gao Chang said this, he felt very ashamed. He never knew that he paid so much attention to appearance.

"What do movie stars look like?" Apart from flesh and bones, Rhubarb has never been obsessed with anything else. Now Gao Chang wanted it to look like a movie star, which really stumped him.

"Hey, let me tell you, you knew that you needed a reference for your incarnation, so you didn't prepare for it before?" Gao Chang also became a little annoyed, because he just wanted to make him look better, why are there so many things?

"I used to ask for anything. I asked for photos. I asked for pictures. I asked for TV. There are countless pictures on the Internet. Who knows that when the sun goes out, everything will be gone. You knew it early and didn't tell me?" Speaking of this , Rhubarb also has deep resentment.

"Hey, I'll go to the town some other day and get some reference materials for you." Gao Chang knew he was wrong. Although they were called companions, he only got really close to it recently, and he didn't take it seriously before.

Speaking of their town, one has to mention Bai Bao. This guy is really capable and has a business mind. Not long after they started selling salt two years ago, the people in the town let the people in the town sell salt on the night of the fifteenth of every month. Burn enough torches in the town, and set up a stall in the center of the town to do business. You don’t need to pay for paper money, and you can directly exchange things for what you want. Most of them are daily necessities and food.

With the development in the past two years, the market on the night of the fifteenth of every month has become more and more lively. Many people in the village will bring food and supplies to the town to find someone to exchange for anything they need.There are also quite a few people who go for the salt. I heard that people from several nearby towns also go to their towns to buy salt. Bai Bao and his business are getting bigger and bigger.

Later, some vacant houses were sorted out and specially rented out. Some people went out on the night of the [-]th day and returned home on the [-]th night because the distance from their home to the town was far away. This not only provided convenience, People in the town can also earn more food.