The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

I have seen many random lottery draws, and this is the most outrageous one.

Other people's lottery draws are not distracting, at most, the prizes are a little watery, there is a little bit of insider information in the process, and the result is a little less fair...

Unlike Kan Ze's lottery, it was clearly stated that one person was to be selected in the comment area, but only one person was allowed to comment.

... Then let's talk about a woolen lottery, please just put the prize in a cardboard box and express it to him!

The internal operation is not so blatant, hey!People knew it was quiet when they opened the back door. Kan Ze was so kind, he called everyone to come and watch, "Look, look, I'll open the back door for Si Jing", isn't that a little too flattering?

This wave of operations is simply a shame. Countless melon-eating netizens are full of envy and hatred. Everyone seems to have swallowed a raw olive, and their mouths are sour. Life is full of sour lemons.

"Goosebumps are almost up."

"Is this a show of affection? Is this a show of affection?"

"Cuohua Zhong Shenxiu..."

"How about a batch of show!!"

"Take the torch and burn it!!"

The CP fans who watched the scenery burst into laughter, all of them were as happy as the Chinese New Year, humming "today is a good day" in their mouths as they walked, and the joy could take off in place.

Kan Ze's studio was as quiet as a chicken, letting the topic continue to ferment, and no one dared to cause trouble for the boss at this time.

After all, it still depends on the boss to pay the salary.How can it hinder the boss's love path?

Only Si Jing is not in the mood at the moment, and is still immersed in the joy of "I have actually left Africa and entered the European Union" and cannot extricate himself.

He showed Yuan Fang his mobile phone, happily saying, "I won the lottery."

Yuan Fang didn't even turn his head, and without squinting, he replied vaguely, "Is it Kan Ze's award? I know."

Boss Si moved the phone closer, wondering: "How do you know?——You haven't read it yet."

"..."

That's really wrong, Internet users all over the world have seen it, okay?

Yuan Fang opened his mouth wide to catch the sudden dog food, and said with a little bit of pain, "I saw it."

"It seems that my luck has really improved," Si Dao shook his phone in front of him, his eyebrows beaming with satisfaction, "I should try to buy a lottery ticket."

"..."

No, it has nothing to do with your luck, it's obviously your man who is brazen, okay?

As the person who also reposted the lottery Weibo in an attempt to find out what Kan Ze's mysterious prize was, Yuan Fang felt that he had been deceived.

The most annoying thing is that until now, the protagonist who stuffed him with a mouthful of dog food didn't seem to realize that he was throwing dog food.

What about trust between people?

Yuan Fang had no choice but to drive with his head depressed, fuming like a puffer fish.

It was ten o'clock in the evening when we got home.The night was dark, and Si Jing couldn't arouse the interest of swiping his phone, so he dragged his tired body into the bathtub for a brief soak, and then he turned into his original shape and plunged into the quilt, moaning.Under the quilt was a small square towel for him, plain and striped, boxy, remade from Kan Ze's old shirt, full of the smell of catnip, Si Jing liked it very much.Every time I use it, I have to gnaw my teeth for a long time.

Ok……

The little idiot cat turned over and smacked its lips.

The taste of Kanze.

At eleven o'clock, Kan Ze opened the door.

The cat on the bed had already slept soundly.

The corner of the scarf was wet with saliva, and it only covered his hairy white belly. Si Jing tilted his head, his short legs stretched out of the scarf obediently, and leaned against the pillow, snoring slightly.

Trapped in the soft blanket, it's really hard to see at a glance. Only after careful identification can you see the milky brown ball from the bed.The catnip grass touched his chin with a leaf, and was slapped mercilessly by the soft pad. Si Jing turned around and let out a cry of protest that his sleep was disturbed.

"Meow!"

Fierce and ruthless, he looks like a big cat in the cat world.

Kan Ze smiled softly, and stopped teasing, and just lay down on the bed after washing, letting go of the smell restriction.

After a while, Si Jing, following the smell, slowly moved over, bit by bit, bit by bit, and finally fell asleep on his chest with his teeth against his nightgown, drooling like a flattened bed. Little round cat cakes.

Fragrant.

Si Jing had a dream that night, and he dreamed that he had fallen into a sea of ​​catnip grass.The overwhelming catnip grass was lush and thick, and he got into it, rolling around happily.Just as I was about to taste it carefully, I saw a bud of the catnip grass shake and shake, and slowly shake out a hair ball like a convulsion——

He took a few steps forward smelling the smell, probed his wet little nose suspiciously, and then sneezed.I saw the fur ball lying on the leaf, which was clearly printed out of the same mold as him, but it was only as long as half a human finger, with a round head, round head, white fluffy, furry, and green eyes like a pool. Biquan.

Si Jing looked a little closer in surprise, and heard the little thing suddenly open its mouth, and called softly in cat language: "Dad, Dad!"

"..."

Si Daxie, who wanted to be a father, suddenly woke up from his dream.After waking up, he put his hand on his stomach almost nervously, touching it again and again in fear.

Not round?

Fortunately, not round.

Si Jing breathed a sigh of relief, but after thinking about it again, he felt something was wrong.

The kitten grew out of catnip flowers.

Flowers are equivalent to the reproductive organs of plants.

that……

Boss Si looked terrified, jumped up from the bed, and ran to the kitchen to touch Kan Ze's stomach.Kan Ze, who was cooking porridge for him, dodged left and right, unable to dodge in time, his apron was itchy after being touched, "Xiao Hua?"

Si Jing ignored it, with a serious expression, and put his ear to his head to listen again.

No movement.

Boss Si: "Are you sick to your stomach?"

Kan Ze: "..."

What?

Si Jing persevered, "Do you want to vomit?"

Kan Ze shook his head with a slightly strange expression.

Si Jing finally let go and let out a sigh of relief.

Confused catnip grass: "..."

"It's okay, it's okay," Si Dalu said, "I just dreamed that you gave birth to a baby."

Kan Ze: "..."

What happened?

Wait a minute, that's not the right role, is it?

If you want to give birth, you will give birth, right?

Si Jing had lingering fears, "And that baby is only so long," he gestured, "It's either stunted, or premature birth, it's almost as if you can cut it off with a finger, I told you a long time ago when you have a baby Drink more milk to supplement nutrition, otherwise the cat will give birth to a kitten with a bad coat color and no cat will want it——what are you doing?"

He suddenly took a step back alertly.Kan Ze untied the apron strap slowly, put the apron full of kittens on the back of the chair, stretched out his hand to stroke the hair that fell to his forehead, and looked at him.

Even the smile is very kind.

"Xiaohua just said, who will give birth to the baby?"

"You gave birth." Si Jing didn't even think about it, "The one that blooms from your petals is of course your baby."

Kan Ze raised his eyebrows slightly.

"Who was born?"

"You were born."

"Again, who was born?"

"You, you were the one who gave birth, and it's useless to say it... Take out your hand! Let go, it's impossible for the boss to give birth to you!"

Yuan Fang who came to knock on the door heard loud laughter.Si Jing's laughter was exceptionally clear and continuous, he had never heard this little ancestor so happy.

His hand stopped there, and after a long while, he knocked on the door quickly after the sound became a little quieter.

Si Jing, who came to open the door, had flushed cheeks, and his eyes seemed to be filled with water. The wide off-the-shoulder sweater was almost turned into a collar by him now, and there were spots like plum blossoms on it, which were very clear.

——I also want to know what it was doing just now.

Yuan Fang didn't dare to look around, and quickly read his lines to the card in his hand: "Mr. Si, your prize has arrived, please sign for it..."

"Are the prizes here?"

Si Jing stood on tiptoe and looked behind him, only to see a small and exquisite box in the staff's hand.He stretched out his hand to pick it up, but was stopped by Yuan Fang, who signaled, "You have to say whether you accept it or not."

"Accept it," the boss Si didn't even think about it, "I finally got it for the first time by my own luck."

……

So it's all said that it's not up to your luck?

African cat?

Yuan Fang dutifully put his hands in his hands, handed over the prize, and then turned around and left.Si Jing closed the door and opened the box, still a little puzzled, "What about the dried fish that you agreed to... huh?"

He was startled.

How did the dried fish turn into several sheets of paper?

Wait, share transfer contract?

"Because I bought that factory," Kan Ze said with a smile, "I saw Xiaohua liked it, so I bought it."

It's like going to the vegetable market to pick a cabbage.

Speaking of which, this was the inspiration from Jiaolong's father. Today, Kan Ze seems to have the potential to become the second boss.

Si Jing held the document representing the shares of Xiaoyu Factory, and his brows were filled with joy, as if he felt that he had a mountain of gold and silver.

For some reason, Kan Ze seemed a little nervous. He rubbed the first two leaves so hard that they almost smashed the surface of the leaves.

"——There is also a promised mysterious gift."

Si Jing spread out his palm at him, begging for it.

Kan Ze paused, and slowly put his hand up.When it was removed again, there was a black collar on it, and a diamond ring dangled under the collar.

Si Jing was startled for a moment, his eyes flashed by the light of the diamond, and he raised his head to look at him.

"What's this?"

"--I."

Kan Ze swallowed, hugged his basin, paused, put one foot in it, and looked at Si Jing eagerly.

"The mysterious gift is my pot of catnip." He said in a low voice with a soft smile, "Do you want it?"

……

The wind of the whole world seems to pour in.They circled and turned, and Si Jing's eyes were full of such colorful scenery.The smell became clear, and the vision gradually became clearer. This time, there was only one person left inside.The man stood in front of him with the two leaves that were about to be crushed, and he was the only one in his pupils.

Si Jing could see clearly, and suddenly smiled slightly.

"Yes."

He said, putting his hand up, "Take your basin and come with me."

Just like when I dug you out of the house.At that time, we failed to protect well and got separated.

This time, I want to plant you on my bedside.

——You should never think about leaving.