The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

A good film often takes a lot of time for post-production.

The finished product of "Chaotic Clouds" is already in the autumn of the second year, catching up with the National Day holiday.Wang Yuan took the lead and took the lead in holding a small premiere ceremony. In the film, the actors sat together with the invited major media and producers to watch the work that had just been officially completed.

Si Jing is naturally also listed.

He sat in the second row and could see the big screen clearly.

Watching yourself appear on the screen with your own eyes is very different from acting.The young man in the film has sharp eyebrows, with a hint of coldness, his cheeks are stained with warm blood, a little scarlet, very eye-catching.

He said: "We have a common enemy..."

When he said this, his eyes shot out a sharp and sharp light like a blade.

Wang Yuan's handling method is undoubtedly very successful.The color of the picture gradually fades from the original vividness, and the clear and clear singing of the children in the background sound can make people recall and think of anything.

That period of history is actually not that far away.Some of the people who witnessed history are still alive today.

However, even knowing it, seeing such a scene with one's own eyes still makes one's heart tremble.

The little soldiers who went to clear the landmines had no protection at all, and they all relied on their own fleshy bodies to fight against the landmines forcefully.With the white bandage still tied on his arm, he shouted: "Kill! Kill!"

The girl who looks weak and walks coquettishly with a big braid, struggles like a beast when she is cornered by a wall, bites off the opponent's ear desperately, and is stabbed to death when she is shot, The same murmured the same words.

"kill……"

"kill."

This is not a simple word, it is a heavy reality that people in that period had to carry.

Either resist or die.

Who wants to be a pig to be slaughtered? !

The hot blood seemed to be able to splash on people's faces. Several media reporters who watched subconsciously wiped it with their hands. After watching it, they couldn't calm down for a long time.

It is also the first time for the art director teacher to watch the full movie.When the final subtitles of the movie appeared, he said to Wang Yuan: "You succeeded."

It will undoubtedly be a brilliant film.Si Jing's interpretation is quite successful, and the character performance is full of tension, and it is not just a simple brain-hole drama.Especially at such a special time point, coupled with the box office appeal of Si Jing and Kan Ze, Mr. Shang didn't even need to think about it, he knew that this movie would be a big success.

Wang Yuan smiled slightly, didn't say much, just put his hands behind his back.

"Guess how many can be broken?"

Teacher Shang gave a conservative estimate, "35 billion."

Wang Yuan's smile deepened.

"Let's wait and see."

Two days after the media premiere, the road show officially began.It's just that after Yuan Fang answered the notification call, his expression was so weird that the studio staff couldn't help asking him: "What's wrong?"

"Do you need to change the itinerary for Si Jing?"

"..." Yuan Fang finally came back to his senses, swallowed, "No need to change."

"...???"

"I didn't let Si Jing go," Yuan Fangshen walked into the entertainer's lounge, "I asked Si Jing's cat to attend."

What the hell is this world that doesn't even want popular artists, but instead values ​​a cat!

Are short legs really conquering the world? !

Yuan Fang pushed open the door of the entertainer's lounge with a groan, and said with great arrogance: "Si Jing! Your cat is getting ready—my ancestor, why are you still eating it! You can't eat any more dried fish. You've been a little sick these two days. You're on fire, don't you feel it?...Your gums are almost swollen!"

He snatched the small bag from the artist's hand, and Si Jing sat cross-legged on the sofa, sucking hotly, his lips were hot and red, slightly parted, looking very sexy.

Yuan Fang didn't care about whether he was sexy or not at the moment, he just pouted his mouth with a serious face: "Open it for me."

Si Jing suddenly shut his mouth tightly, not opening his mouth tightly, not even leaving a small gap.

"Open up," Manager Yuan sneered, "Let me see if your gums are swollen like a pig's head."

Boss Si still kept his mouth shut.Yuan Fang slapped him on the back and shouted: "Fang Yuandao! ——Give me the gag!"

I don't know where he got this kind of thing. The mouth gag, which was only seen in dentistry, is now forcibly used on Si Jing. The two managers pressed Si Jing as if they were pressing an oversized one. The mussel had its mouth forcefully pried open.Manager Yuan took a few glances at his artist's oral condition, and hated iron for being weak, "No matter how delicious this food is, I can't help you eat it like this... Your hemorrhoids were cured before? How dare you eat something so spicy all at once?" many?"

After hearing those two words, Si Jing patted the sofa with his hand in protest.

I said it all, he didn't have that disease at all, so why didn't he believe it?

In the recording of the variety show, the program team went to a city famous for its spiciness, and learned for a few days from one of the folk amateurs who is good at making chili sauce.The chef is a woman over fifty years old, and she especially likes a handsome child like Si Jing. Not only did she take extra care of him before, but she also personally made a large bottle of chili sauce and handed it to Si Jing to take away. Used to make chilli small fish dried.

This chili is made by the chef himself. It tastes completely different from the chili bought outside. I don’t know what raw materials are used. Kind of tangy.It’s just that Yuan Fang tasted it for the first time, and a pimple appeared on his face the next day, and it was extremely painful to go to the toilet. Originally, he only needed to squat for seven or eight minutes, but it was suddenly stretched to half an hour, and he was so scared. He hasn't dared touch since then.

Si Jing didn't have such worries.Anyway, my skin has acne, so I let go of eating and eating as I like, and I just ate myself to get angry.

"I can't eat it," Yuan Fang confiscated the things, and taught with a tiger's face, "Did you drink the honeysuckle that I bought for you? I also drink chrysanthemum tea to clear away the heat..."

Si Jing's mouth squirmed slightly, he chewed a small piece of fish tail that he threw in at some point, half-covered his mouth while the manager was nagging, gurgled, and swallowed it completely.

The first road show really had nothing to do with Si Jing, the director asked for Si Jing's cat by name.

Of course, it would be better if only one person and one cat could come; it's just that Kan Ze found a reason and finally pushed Si Jing away, and Wang Yuan didn't mind.

As long as his little darling comes, it's been a few months?It's almost killing me.

This enthusiasm is especially evident when seeing the original scene.Wang Yuan opened his arms wide towards the kitten, almost forgetting about anything else, and opened his mouth and shouted: "My little baby! Come here and give me a hug!"

"..."

His little baby gave him a squinting look, as stable as Mount Tai, motionless.

Wang Yuan was not embarrassed, knowing that the cat was not very close to others, he took out a cat teasing stick from his arms and waved it vigorously, trying to make Si Jing jump up.

Si Jing glanced at the jumping feathers on the cat teasing stick, and was disgusted, so he just sat down on the ground, lowered his head and licked the front legs seriously, and licked the thin layer of hair on the paws. Neat and clean.The meat pad is round, and it takes a little effort to bring it to the mouth, and it is licked with difficulty.

Yuan Fang laughed dryly, smoothing things over, "This cat recognizes life."

With fiery eyes, Wang Yuan put the cat teaser aside, perseveringly searched for nutrition cream from his bag.Yuan Fang exchanged pleasantries with him, Si Jing looked at him coldly, seeing that the economic man looked away at this moment, he jumped onto the sofa silently, arched his round head in, and began to search in Yuan Fang's bag.

Yuan Fang only had time to talk to the director, and then looked up, the little ancestor had pulled out the dried fish from the bag at some point, and was slowly tearing the packaging bag with his paws on his upper mouth.Manager Yuan's forehead thumped, and he immediately shouted, "You can't eat it! Put it down!"

The short-legged cat glanced at him, picked up the packing bag, and ran to the bottom of the cabinet purring.

Yuan Fang squatted down on the ground, poked his head with difficulty, and yelled at the cat inside: "That's really spicy, I checked the information, and a kitten like you can't eat too much salt, where can you eat so much salt?" Too much seasoning? ——It’s useless to look at me, it’s useless to act like a baby, eating it is not good for your health..."

Si Jing simply turned around inside, giving him a round back, his ears drooped down, and turned into airplane ears against his head, which meant that he didn't want to hear at all.He didn't lift his head while eating, Yuan Fang outside could only stare blankly, full of anger and had nowhere to vent, he tentatively stretched his hand in, but was slapped ashes by Mao Tail, so he had to retract it.

"It's really the same," he muttered, "it's not that every family doesn't go into every house..."

The owner and the cat seemed to be carved out of the same mold, and they all came to him to ask for their lives.

Two debt collectors.

Wang Yuan's heart was itchy, but he squatted on the ground to look at it because he couldn't save face, and only confided in Yuan Fang: "If it has a kitten, you must tell me."

I want one even if I put up with this old face!

Yuan Fang said: "Hey, it's still early—this cat is still young, and it doesn't even go into heat. As for finding a mother cat and giving birth to cubs, it's still far away, and I guess we have to wait for a while."

The old man Wang Yuan was there, "It's okay, I'm not in a hurry. As long as it doesn't undergo sterilization. Of course, if Si Jing doesn't want to raise it, that's even better."

His eyes are filled with the desire to raise a cat.Even though Yuan Fang respected the director very much, he was a little startled at the moment, and had to cut off his delusions, "Si Jing really loves this cat, it's his lifeline."

Director Wang's eyes were filled with the vicissitudes of life.

Since it's the first road show, it's natural to dress up festively.Yuan Fang ignored the objection of the short-legged cat kicking his legs, and forced him to put on a white T-shirt. The four short legs protruded from the four specially-made trouser legs, like a furoshih covering Si Jing.

There are also a few large characters in pink, tender and young round characters printed on it: the cutest in the whole kindergarten!

Boss Si: "..."

Are you kidding me?

Si Jing's glutinous rice balls were shaking desperately under the burden, and he protested loudly.

How can I wear something like this?

As soon as he stretched his neck in grief and anger, he was put on something again.Yuan Fang tied a big bow on his head, laughed and called people to look at him.Boss Si tried to use his paws to feel what it was, but he couldn't reach it. In a fit of anger, he simply started shaking his head desperately, turning his round head into a rattle.

Wang Yuan also laughed.He laughed again, and couldn't help staring at him again.

……what.

I really want to steal a cat.

If you put this in your pocket and take it away, will anyone find it?

Yuan Fang noticed the director's gaze, thought for a while, and said in a low voice, "I still have food reserves here."

He passed an encrypted folder, and after decompressing it, it was full of all kinds of Si Xiaohua—the ones wearing floral hats, those with white bellies, those in maid outfits, and those with bibs...

In the eyes of cat slaves, this is about the same level of stimulation as A or V.

Wang Yuan's chest was burning hot, he couldn't say anything, he just took Yuan Fang's hand and shook it vigorously.

Good job!

Yuan Fang smiled, hiding his achievements and fame.Only Si Jing vaguely felt that something was wrong, and poked his head to look at them while eating: What are these two laughing like this?

Why is it like his reaction to seeing the animal world?

-

Even though there was no scene in this road show, there were still many fans present.One reason is that Si Jing is the protagonist of the movie, and the other reason is that even if Si Jing is not there, his cat is still here.The fans all agree that a cat is a representative of Si Jing's family, so they have to come and call.

There are also ingenious fans who made a banner with big hands. On the top is a cartoon cat with a round head and a round brain. It has big eyes and is green. At first glance, it is five or six points similar to Si Jing.

The little girls were still whispering.

"Aren't you coming? Is it really the cat from Jing Bao's family?"

"I haven't seen the real thing yet, I just saw the photo, it's so cute..."

"It feels very similar to Jing Bao! I can't tell where it is, but it looks like it!!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh..."

"I'm coming!"

There was a sudden wave of sound in the projection hall, one after another.The shouts below were also very clear, a few people shouted the names of the second-generation male and female supporting stars, and the rest were basically Si Jing fans calling wildly for the idol cat: "Xiaohua! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!"

When Si Jing was carried forward, he suddenly had the illusion that he was also a star in this form.

This was the first time he had truly appeared in front of the fans in his original form. He sat upright in Yuan Fang's arms, with his head raised, majestic and majestic, with the air of a big boss.The few people in the front row who could see very clearly were startled, and then they couldn't help turning their eyes: "..."

"Oh my god," murmured a fan, "it looks so soft."

The boy who came next to Wang Yuan's name couldn't help but mutter: "...I feel like I can carry it in my pocket."

People in front and back were all staring at the cat, while the supporting actors standing beside were completely ignored.Someone at the bottom praised the cuteness of the short legs in a low voice. Si Jing couldn't hear the word cute, let alone the short legs that were poking the thunder point.

What are you talking about?

Do you have the guts to tell me again, look me in the eyes and answer - who has short legs? ?

Who has short legs! ! !

Wrapped in the words "the cutest in the entire kindergarten", Si Jing was aggressive.

Fans caught off guard by Meow's attack covered their chests.

... scumbag.

It's dying.

What about the medics?