The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

The first shooting location was chosen in the village.The small village is separated by mountains and rivers, and the folk songs are long, quite beautiful, and has a certain ancient charm.Several entertainers packed their things and came in, couldn't help looking around, only Si Jing put his hands in his trouser pockets, and walked straight into the village without looking sideways.

Chen Caicai was wearing a pair of white shoes. Now that she stepped on the dirt road, the tops were dirty.She smiled a little stiffly, looked at the low house next to her, and asked, "Director, are we going to live here these two days?"

The camera was turned on, and the director with a bushy beard nodded and announced the rules to them: "There are three residences in total, the first one is in the villagers' homes, the second one is an earthen house, and the third one is going to be built on the mountain. a tent."

"...But the director," Chen Caicai said slowly, "There are four of us here."

The director waved his hand and smiled meaningfully, "Yes."

This also means that at least two people must live in one room.

Yuan Fang stood behind the shooting group, knowing it well.This should be a method used by the program group to gain ratings, and the female guests are naturally not counted. No matter which two of these three male guests live in the same room, the topic level will never be low.

The game of deciding where to live is to run in doll clothes in an open field.The doll's clothes are chubby and round, and the knees need to be folded inside, and it is difficult to move on the ground with small steps.Si Jing had short legs when he was a cat, but his legs were extraordinarily long when he was a human. He tried all his strength and couldn't put a pair of legs inside, so he couldn't help but frowned and stared at the clothes.

He just doesn't believe in this evil!

Si Jing gritted his teeth and squeezed his knees in with all his might.While struggling, he suddenly sensed the aura behind him.

That aroma, let him smell it, is a cleverness, and he immediately regrets that he should spray more cologne.

"Don't do this," Kan Zewen said, dragging the same round and chubby doll over, caressing his leg with his hands through the jeans, slowly closing his fingers, guiding him to exert strength, "You do this..."

It feels like a hot spot where it touches.The smell became stronger, and Si Jing's forehead twitched.

"call--"

He took a quick breath, turned his head away, and let out a sigh.

"understood."

go now!

What the hell, I can hardly breathe, my face is blushing! !

Kan Ze looked at him.From this angle, it happened to be possible to see the blushing face of the young man on the side.Si Jingsheng's skin was fair, and that spot of red was particularly conspicuous, like the sunset glow in the evening, smudged all the way into people's hearts, illuminating half the sky.

Quite painful.

Kan Ze didn't make things difficult for him anymore, afraid that the young man would dig a hole in the ground and bury himself in it, so he jumped out in a different direction, "Come on."

Si Jing ruthlessly tore a piece of dried fish in his heart.

Add oil to your sister!

Can't add up anymore, my legs are weak!

He held back all his strength, waited for the whistle to sound, and rushed out like flying.

You have to grab No.1. If you share a room with Kan Ze, you can only watch but not smoke. What is the difference between this and a desperate situation?

Si Jingqiu calmly squeezed away the other balls with his round body, firmly occupying the middle position.

"drop--"

The whistle blew.A few short and round balls bounced and moved not far away, striding vigorously, and Si Jing followed suit, firmly occupying the first position, quite high-spirited.

How easy!

But Kan Ze, who was behind him, also followed, panting, jumping not far behind him.

"Huh, huh..."

The man seemed to be sweating.The autumn sun hangs steadily high in the sky, and the body shrinks into this thick doll, and it doesn't take long to feel dry and hot.There were glistening sweat stains on his forehead, and the sun shone brightly.

Si Jing's heart jumped suddenly, and he suddenly had a bad premonition.

isn't it?

The sunlight gradually became white, and the smell of a little sweat became clearer, and the thick ink spread out.

They came to life, and they kept actively drilling into his nose.

Si Jing's legs suddenly went limp.His cheeks were flushed, and his love for spring was surging up, like the tide of the Qiantang River, rumbling and drowning him completely.Si Jing, who happened to be on the slope, sank his head and tilted his body, and the whole purple ball rolled down the slope, rolling so fast that it couldn't be stopped.

Yuan Fang, who was looking at the camera behind him, was taken aback.

"Si Jing!"

Si Jing was dizzy, and unconsciously made a flat sound like a bowling ball being thrown.

Kan Ze, who was behind, was also startled, and hurried forward, blocking him with himself, preventing him from rolling forward.The man poked his head over and frowned at him, "Are you all right?"

"..."

Si Jing's head was down, and he didn't want to lift it up for a long time.Kan Ze was even more worried, he squeezed his two chubby bodies together, and held his face with his hands, "Uncomfortable?"

When he lifted it up, he was stunned.

There is a thin layer of water in the eyes of the young man, which contains some inexplicable meaning, which is inexplicably seductive.His voice was also hoarse, he frowned and avoided, "Take it away..."

Kan Ze withdrew his hand after a long time.But the gaze seemed to have taken root and sprouted, and stayed on the young man, still unable to move.

"Can you still go?"

"can."

The competition started again, and the Bai Yingdi who was originally third became the number one at this moment. Si Jing was chasing after him, and he was very persistent in that number one position.

What the hell!

However, Bai Hongli glanced back once in a while, and his soul was almost frightened away. Originally, he was just bouncing around symbolically, but now his eyes widened in horror, and he used all his strength to run like hell. !

Help ah ah ah ah ah a cat is chasing me! !

Ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

He immediately let go of his feet.

The onlookers were also stunned, and the camera was struggling to follow.Yuan Fang stood behind the cameraman and sighed in a low voice: "Why is this so fast?"

I know, I'm playing a game; I don't know, I thought there was some beast chasing him from behind.

Almost running out of Olympic speed.

The instinct to survive instantly overwhelmed everything else, Bai Hongli dragged the doll and ran as if he could fly.Boss Si tried his best and didn't keep up, he was out of breath and said angrily from behind: "Why are you running so fast?"

Are you in a hurry to reincarnate?

Bai Hongli didn't even dare to turn his head, he jumped into a rabbit abruptly, and was about to cry.

If you don't chase me, can I run?

Instead, let your natural enemies chase you behind, try it!

He ran first in one breath.The Si boss behind him was full of dissatisfaction, he hadn't been the second before, this was the first time in history.

In the end, it took Chen Youyou a long time to wobble to reach the finish line. The director blew his whistle and allocated rooms.

"The first is Bai Hongli, you have to—"

Bai Hongli didn't even turn his face, and interrupted hastily, his voice was like a bell: "I want to live alone!"

"..."

The little cat's words were all stuck in his stomach, and he felt a sense of crisis.He turned his head aggrievedly, and Kan Ze also happened to look up at him, smiling slightly.

……Humph.

Si Jing turned his head abruptly.

"Those two show off their demeanor and give up the second room to the lady?"

The overall situation has been decided, and the boss is reluctant, "Yeah."

Hmm.

I had to kick him out of the tent in the middle of the night.

Chen Caicai straightened her sleeves and smiled embarrassedly: "Brother Si and Brother Kan, please take care of me like this... I'm really sorry."

Kan Ze didn't seem to understand the intimacy in her words, so he just smiled.

"It's okay, it's a girl after all."

One sentence opened the distance again.He calmly stood next to Si Jing and said, "Go and see the tent first?"

Si Jing really wanted to go and see it, but, "I'll go by myself."

He turned around and walked straight ahead.Kan Ze looked at his back with deeper eyes.

Shy again.

……so cute.

The shy cat boss is violently lifting the curtain of the tent at this moment, his eyes widen instantly, and he almost jumps up on the spot, staring at this small piece of land, his head is full of energy. A pasture for running grass and mud horses.

Damn it, I'm so stupid!

Why is it so big?

He thought it was a tent like a yurt, but it turned out to be a tent for two people to sleep in the open, and with a little movement, it could touch each other's shoulders!

I think you are embarrassing my kitten!

Si Jing went out sullenly, and said to his manager, "You want me to die."

It's time for a break, so Yuan Fang didn't shy away from it, spreading his hands, "This is the second you got yourself."

"..."

Heck.

Si Jing turned his head and stared at the tent, like staring at a stupid dog.

"Also," Yuan Fang instructed, "Bai Hongli is a senior—you should be more polite to him. If the program is broadcast before the time, it will be really outrageous."

Si Jing asked, "Why are you being polite?"

"That's it," Yuan Fang dutifully explained to the little cat who doesn't understand the world, "Let him eat first when cooking, pick up some vegetables for him, call him brother..."

The boss thought about it.

It just so happened that they had a picnic on the mountain that night and set up a barbecue grill.Si Jing skewered a piece of fish, and brushed it with sauce layer by layer. It was grilled deliciously, the outer layer was browned, and the aroma was quite strong.He sniffed, suddenly remembered what his manager had said, and waved at the Best Actor Bai who was sitting far away from him.

"Come on," Si Jing said, pulling off the tail of the fish kindly, and waving the grilled fish at him, "Brother Bai, come and eat!"

"..."

Bai Hongli stared at him, then looked at the grilled fish in his hand, it seemed that he could fall headfirst immediately.

The author has something to say: Si Jing: Come on, look at this fish, it was grilled by me, how is it, okay?

Bai Hongli: (covers tail, voice is difficult) Good.

Help mom, there's a devil here! ! !