The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

No one understood Yuan Fang's sadness, and Manager Yuan was worrying about the old lady's heart alone.The number of onlookers on Weibo is increasing, and everyone has never seen a celebrity responding so publicly, so let's have fun watching it.Si Jing didn't let them down either, he made every sentence more ruthless, and even taught a netizen who was full of vulgar language how to swear gracefully and without losing rhythm in Sichuan dialect.

The second mistress was married from the land of Sichuan and Sichuan. Si Jing stayed by her side for a long time, and occasionally she would throw her in the corner for punishment if she made a mistake: "Gua Wazi! What do you look like? You run away again!" Go chase out other people's chickens..."

Si Jing has learned a lot from her, and now he also eats melons one at a time. "Gua Wazi scolded me with a hammer? Then I won't say anything else? Illiterate people have to learn to read."

The melons who swarmed over were so angry that their hands shook.If it weren't for the network cable, maybe he would rush over and beat him directly.

Si Jing was delighted to see it.

He was sitting at first, but now he saw that Heizi had lost his mind and started to curse, laughing and leaning directly on the shoulder of the person beside him.Kan Ze lowered his head and looked at the script, but his body tilted towards him without a trace, so that he could stand more stably.

"interesting?"

Si Jing was lazily, still pressing his phone, "Hmm..."

Kan Ze ran his hands through his hair and rubbed his head.

Catnip has spoken to the PR department.If Si Jing likes it, then feel free to torment him, but those bad comments and words must not live a day under Si Jing's Weibo - he is afraid that Si Jing will not be happy if he reads too much.Seeing the workload, the public relations department felt overwhelmed, and wanted to issue a resignation report immediately. Is that a bad comment?That's tens of thousands, okay?They chattered and said, "Brother Kan, I'm afraid this is a bit difficult..."

Kan Ze said: "The salary is doubled."

"Come on!" The public relations department was full of blood and revived, "Go right away!"

They have cooperated with the media. At the moment, the comments aimed at those personal attacks are deleted one at a time, and several crazy accounts are blocked.In terms of purchasing and marketing, Song Wenlun is indeed inferior to Kanze Studio. After all, there are only two artists in the studio, and the funds can be piled on them without any distress; It's just an inconspicuous wild flower.

He didn't have that kind of sufficient funds, and the sales accounts were all a model of whoever has a milk is a mother. Seeing that the studio came over to clean up Si Jing's mess, he immediately changed his mind.

The original news about the fight between the two sides went down very quickly, and the trending search became "Si Jingzhen's Temperament" instead, and its position was still rising, and it rose to the second place in the trending search list in a short while.

Song Wenlun's lungs hurt from being angry.

He really can't figure it out, if any other celebrity does this thing about netizens, it will definitely be sprayed to a never-ending rhythm, and it will be a black spot that will accompany his career for the rest of his life; where is Si Jing like this? ?If you hate someone, you will be praised for "freedom", "casualness" and "non-pretentious"...Fuck, has the netizen's requirements for celebrities become like this now?

He couldn't believe it.

Are these people blind?

"I told you it's useless," the agent advised him, "His fans like him like that, and they won't lose fans just because he scolds Heizi... I really want to piss him off, you need to find something else. "

What can I expect?It's just romance, gossip, accompanying wine, unspoken rules, etc., but when Si Jing was under Mr. Cui, he didn't give him face to accompany drinking, and when he entered Kanze's studio, he didn't need it.The best books will be delivered to the door by themselves, how can Kan Ze let him suffer such grievances under his protection.

It seems that it is only Song Wenlun who needs to do to make false claims with those investors and make fun of them.Si Jing was so clean that no news could be found.

Song Wenlun stared at the search results, distressed and jealous.It was nice of him to look at his face in front of the mirror in the sink.But compared to Si Jing, it was far worse.

What a lucky person this must be.

There is no flaw... It seems that God only raised this flower carefully, making others' eyes red when they look at it.

Song Wenlun also dreamed of living such a life.

A little bit of anger surged in his heart again, and there was also some inexplicable anger.The manager ignored him and pressed his phone. After a while, he said pleasantly: "Mr. Wang contacted you again. Hurry up and go change your clothes... still wearing that white shirt, hurry up!"

Song Wenlun didn't move."That shirt is through," he said.

The flesh color can be seen through, and the red wine is wet again, and the meaning is self-evident.

"What's the matter?" The broker stared impatiently, "Hurry up, do you want to continue your investment?"

Of course it is necessary.Without this money, what would he use to fight Si Jing?

Song Wenlun's footsteps paused and paused, but he finally lifted up and followed.

The battle between the two movies has been going on for a long time, but Si Jing still remembers Kan Ze's birthday.Birthday is a special day, and he asked his agent about the itinerary for that day. Unfortunately, both of them have work, and they are not in the same city.

Si Jing is going to attend a very important meeting, and there is really no way to shirk it.At the meeting, there were fans who had bought tickets to come to see him. Si Jing had no sense of responsibility for other things, but he had a strong sense of responsibility for the fans, so he still rushed over as planned.

As soon as they stepped into the venue, the cheers on the scene rang out.

"Si Jing!"

"Si Jing!! Si Jing!!!"

The stage set up is not close to the auditorium below.Si Jing didn't go directly to the stage, but first shook hands with the audience surrounded by security personnel. His fans all had bright eyes, and the little girls looked at him as if they were about to cry in the next second. The mouth is about to drop golden beans.

Si Jing conveniently packed a tissue and told, "Don't cry, be careful of makeup."

Although he doesn't wear much makeup, he can clearly see the eyeshadow and lipstick that the girls are wearing at the moment.It takes a lot of time to make such a complete set, right?It's a pity if it took so much to see him.

He just said it casually, but the eye circles of several people immediately became redder.

"Wuuuuu Jingbao is so nice..."

Si Jing: "..."

I'll give you another chance, and I'll call you a boss instead.

The female fan at the end waved a light sign and said loudly, "Look at mom, baby!"

There is also a male fan's heart-piercing roar: "I can bend for you!! I can, I can! I just love your style!!!"

Si Jing: "..."

No, I can't.

You'd better go straight back, there's no hope.

The fans who came to participate in the event this time felt that Si Jing seemed to be in a hurry.

It's not that he cares less about his fans, no, his gaze is still focused on the audience all the time, occasionally seeing a funny light sign, he will raise his eyebrows, and use some small movements to talk to them quietly. interactive.It's just that he has to look down at his watch from time to time. Although it's not very obvious, how can the cameras that have been tracking his fans not catch it?

They exchanged glances with each other, and they both had some guesses in their hearts.

As soon as the two-and-a-half-hour brand meeting was over, after Si Jing bid them farewell, he jumped off the stage in a hurry and rushed backstage, taking off his coat while rushing.Yuan Fang took Si Jing's private server and chased after him, looking terrified, "Ancestor, don't throw it away, it's a sponsored costume!...We still have to return it!"

Si Jing untied the watch on his hand and threw it to him, confirming: "Can you make it back before twelve o'clock?"

Yuan Fang picked up his clothes all the way, and said, "That's enough. You get in the car, let's talk in the car."

Si Jing got into the car and emphasized again: "I want to go back quickly."

"I know, I know," Yuan Fang pushed him angrily, "Ancestor!"

He is completely helpless.The drivers on this road drove their cars very fast, galloping in the night, and even more so when they got on the expressway. It was just that they were about to reach the main city, but the road suddenly became congested.Countless vehicles merged into the asphalt road from the elevated road. The entrance was narrow, but the traffic flow was heavy, and it was completely blocked here at the moment.

Si Jing was a little impatient, he poked his head out of the car window, but Yuan Fang pressed his head back forcefully: "Be honest, I'll go ahead and have a look."

The situation was not ideal, there was a traffic accident ahead, and the bumper that was knocked off the ground and the broken taillight of the car hadn't been cleaned up yet.Even the opposite lane was affected, and it seemed impossible to pass quickly.

It's still quite far away at this moment, and there is no way to run across this road and then take a taxi.Yuan Fang also strongly disagreed. After all, he is a public figure. If he is blocked on the road again, it is not a traffic jam, but a traffic jam.

He closed the car windows and locked the car door, turned his head and told Si Jing: "Stay honest."

How can Si Jing be honest, grass seems to grow on his buttocks.

He twisted and twisted, leaning close to the window to observe the situation outside, so anxious that he wished he could change his original shape and run over.Si Jing swallowed, put his hand on the door lock, and tried to escape, "I have to go to the bathroom."

Unexpectedly, after staying with him for a long time, Yuan Fang saw through his little tricks at a glance, "Be honest, there are all roads here, and there is no place for you to defecate anywhere."

Si Jingyan withdrew his hand and watched the time pass by, slowly approaching twelve o'clock.

This kind of waiting is the most exhausting.Clearly there are things and people in his heart, he wished he could cut off the shackles on his feet, and couldn't wait to take a step towards him; but there was always something that tripped him, and he couldn't even take a step forward.Finally, the road was cleared, and the boss was sure that he would be late for the rest of the time, even if he was flying on the back of a dragon, he would not be able to fly.

What's more, it's a car with four wheels that can't go to the sky.

He leaned back heavily on the back seat, pursed his lips and said nothing, sulking alone.

There is also a little grievance that I can't talk to others.

Had I known this earlier, I should have been reincarnated as a bird.Flapping its wings, it can still fly.

Twelve o'clock is approaching, and Si Jing is still halfway.Catnip Called him with a gentle voice: "Where is it?"

Si Jing reported the name of the place, in a low voice, with a hint of coquettishness, "I was stuck on the road..."

He said: "I obviously have planned it!"

Said to give a surprise, and arranged it for a long time, this was the first time Si Jing prepared a gift for someone.He asked a lot of people, even prepared a fun show, and wanted to show off his domineering might at this time.

At this moment, the plan failed halfway, he stared blankly at a thread protruding from the seat in the car, and unconsciously grabbed it with his hand, "I've thought it all out!"

Kan Ze smiled softly.Laughed twice, as if sensing the annoyance of the person on the other end of the phone, coaxed: "Xiaohua can remember, and I'm very happy if she can prepare a surprise for me."

It's true, it couldn't have been more pleasantly surprised.Just thinking about the kitty thinking about him and preparing for his sneaking is enough to make Catnip excitedly divide a few more pots - if he is in his original form now, the flowers can bloom all over the place, and the pollen can take away Si Jing was buried.

He was actually rubbing the leaves happily at the moment.The leaves in the cuffs were rubbed against each other, and rubbed together excitedly, almost smashing the leaves. From top to bottom, every chloroplast was filled with the desire to lick the cat.

Fuck!

Slap him, slap him bald!

Fuck the cat! ! !

The cat on the other end didn't notice it, and kept saying, "But after twelve o'clock, it won't be your birthday."

Si Jing is not someone who pays special attention to rituals, but this is Kan Ze's first birthday after he met Kan Ze.The first one is different from the others, it seems to have some special meaning, it can be clearly distinguished from other days, Si Jing doesn't want to miss this kind of day.

But now it seems that it is difficult not to miss it.He was silent for a while, and said, "...Forget it. I'll be there in half an hour."

Kan Ze hummed, and reminded him again: "It will be twelve o'clock soon."

"Yes." Si Jing also stared at the watch, "Do you still want a countdown?"

Kan Ze smiled.

"want."

"Success," Si Jing adjusted his sitting posture and read to him, "Five, four, three, two, one—"

The car stopped at a red light, he paused, and whispered, "Happy birthday, old pervert."

At the same time, Kan Ze on the other end of the phone smiled and said, "Xiao Hua, open the door."

"..."

"???"

Si Jing woke up suddenly, and sure enough, he heard the sound of Tuduk knocking on the car window outside.He widened his eyes and called Yuan Fang: "Roll down the window!"

"Why?" Yuan Fang was very vigilant, "It's not an illegitimate meal outside, so you just open the window? It's dangerous if it's a scalper or something..."

Si Jing shouted: "Open the window!"

He stared closely at the figure outside the window, the man bent down now, the car was covered with film, Si Jing could see outside, but he couldn't be seen outside.He could clearly see the pure black mask on Kan Ze's face, and he could also see that when his black eyelashes were drooping, they were really dense and black like crow's wings as the fans boasted.

Kan Ze's slender fingers were still touching the car window, and Si Jing's hand had just unconsciously pressed against it.Now there is a window, but it seems that hands are really clasped, and the heat seems to be coming in through the glass.

The locks on the windows and doors were unlocked.The man outside opened the door and sat straight in the back of the car, bringing in a slightly hot summer night breeze and the familiar aroma of Si Jing.The smell of catnip grass was so overwhelming that the kitty sniffed unconsciously, leaned slightly, and moved closer.

"Thank you." Kan Ze said to the people in the front seat.

The driver and Yuan Fang were both dumbfounded at the moment, staring at him, almost blurting out a damn sentence.

shit, shit, shit...

Is there anything so boring?

Isn't this going to pass soon, you can't bear it for half an hour, you have to come to the main road to intercept people? ?

The two singles obviously didn't understand the importance of this kind of anniversary, looking at Kan Ze's appearance was more like seeing a ghost.In the car, a pair of dog-boys who successfully got out of the singles clasped their fingers, and now they looked at each other with smiles in their eyes.

The dog and the man are flirting with each other, full of affection.

"Tired?"

"Fortunately."

"Can I see the surprise?"

"Get your hands off me—don't touch there, it's not there—"

"Where's that? Huh?"

Si Jingyu was surprised: "I bought a red ribbon, and I'm going to tie a bow for myself."

"Cough cough cough..."

Yuan Fang in the front seat almost choked himself to death with a mouthful of saliva.

bow? !

He swallowed, thinking, something like a bow...

Where are you going to be tied?Just tie it directly to your body in that state, and treat yourself as a gift?

Or tied on the wrist, directly tied to the bedpost?

Or simply aimed at Xiao Sijing and planned to tie him up?Don't allow it to cry in vain or something...

Yuan Fang unconsciously created a high-speed rail station in his mind.Countless little trains started at this moment, whirring and jumping forward, the speed was so fast that they couldn't pull back.

...But what is certain is that no matter which one, it is so exciting that he dare not think about it.

There was a bit of spicy taste in the air, Yuan Fang had to open the window for ventilation.He didn't dare to look at the back seat, and said cautiously: "How about we go down and take a taxi?"

The driver didn't look sideways, his back was tense, and the air conditioner was on in the car at the moment, but he was sweating profusely as if he was doing some strenuous exercise, "...um."

Kan Ze was also shocked. He didn't expect that Si Jing, who usually finds it exciting to watch "Animal World", is now keen to play tricks--the kind of tricks that are enough to make people's blood boil, just thinking about it All bloomed.

He stuffed the flower bone that was desperately trying to come out to rub against Si Jing into his cuff, his face was still calm, but his eyes were hot and scorching, "Xiao Hua, let them go down?"

The two people in the front seat were eager for the sound, and immediately parked the car in a remote alley that was not monitored, and they couldn't wait to leave.The rest of the birthday stars were about to unwrap their birthday presents, looking at Si Jing eagerly, rubbing the leaves frantically, and pretending to be a gentleman.

"Try binding first."

Si Jing took out the red ribbon for him, and Kan Ze pulled it. It was silky and slender, and the bright red color was placed on his finger, which inexplicably made his mouth dry.His eyes darkened a bit, and he whispered, "Xiao Hua..."

Si Jing said, "You tie me up."

The catnip leaves were trembling, and the hand slowly approached him, but before he could touch anyone, he suddenly saw a white light flashing in front of his eyes, and the figure in front of him dwindled slowly, and disappeared in an instant.

Kan Ze: "???"

After 2 minutes, the short-legged cat struggled out of the collapsed pile of clothes.With his little soft fur dangling, he gave a milky cry to Kanze, stretched out his paws and put them on his legs, showing his neck which was a little rounder than before.

Come on, tie me up!

He thought with the pampering and love that a big brother has for a younger brother.

It's not easy for your birthday, I allow you to tie a big bow!

Flying in the wind is no problem at all!

It's just that Kan Ze is stupid, why doesn't he move at all?

He showed off his fluffy round neck, meowed twice in surprise, and urged Kan Ze to hurry up.Time is not so delayed. I also prepared a three-piece set of cat teasers for you, ready to let you play cats all at once. Why are you so stupid?

So surprised?

Si Jing jumped onto his knees and slapped Catnip on the face with his tail.Kan Ze was finally woken up by the tail hair, and looked at him speechlessly, "..."

tied this time you?

Or else?

Si Jing raised his chest, moved his neck forward again, and rubbed his head under the man's hand.

Hurry up, there will be no more shops after this village.Big cats never show cuteness, this time the bow tie will be an unprecedented and great attempt - hurry up, stop the ink, what are you thinking about?

Si Jing struggled to slap his short legs on the man's face.This pose is a bit difficult, his legs are really not long, it feels like doing splits when he stretches them out like this, and he has to rub the flesh on Kan Ze's face back and forth.

Hey, hey, are you still moving?

Kan Ze finally came back to his senses at this moment, seeing the short-legged cat triumphantly on his lap, he didn't know whether to cry or laugh.It's a good fun, and it was used by Si Jing as a tool to tease the cat. It doesn't seem like it's his birthday, but it's his birthday, and he deliberately called someone to play with him.

The big red bow is finally tied.Kan Ze still has two small bells, which Wang Yuan bought for Xiaohua back then. Now the small bells are strung on the end of the butterfly, and they jingle when they shake their heads.

The bow is really big, almost bigger than Si Jing's head, making Si Jing even smaller against it.The short-legged cat triumphantly performed a runway show on the back seat, stepping back and forth in two steps, its tail hovering softly, its fur was fluffy but not blown out, and it clings softly, looking quite pleasing to the touch.

Kan Ze touched the base of the tail from top to bottom, and Si Jing narrowed his eyes comfortably, biting his wrist and trembling slightly.

Hurry up and lick the cat.After this village, there is no such shop.

He also showed his white belly, and took the initiative to rub against the man's hand.

Seize the opportunity!

Kan Ze: "..."

He needs to understand, he needs to understand, after all, Si Jing is a kitten who finds excitement even after watching "Animal World".

At the same time, the two people who took a taxi back could not control staying in Lenovo.The driver was the first to whisper, "What are you two doing?"

Yuan Fang didn't speak, but clapped vigorously, very slowly, rhythmically and meaningfully.

Snapped.Snapped.Snapped.

What else can you do, just do this.

What is that word called? ... By the way, let's do a big job.

Gee tut.

Still tied with a bow, tsk tsk tsk...