The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

"Close your mouth," he helped Erhei shut his mouth, "There's nothing to eat."

The German blackback is obviously very sorry, and the tail is drooping.

"You can't eat any more." Si Jing said sternly, and casually glanced at him, "You've gained a lot of weight recently—you don't feel it yourself?"

It was also because of Kan Ze's illness that he didn't take Er Hei out to have a good time these few days.In addition to eating five meals a day, Erhei, who was still considered strong at that time, can only be called fat now. In Si Jing's eyes, his whole body is like a bulging sausage filled with roots .

He stared at it for a while, and then emphasized again: "I gained weight. I have to lose weight."

Erhei groaned aggrievedly, stopped circling around his legs, and trotted to the corner to nest up in a ball.Helpless, he was already big, but not only did he not look thinner when he was nestled like this, but he looked more and more like a meatball.

Relying on the fact that he doesn't get fat from eating, Si Jing has strict weight requirements for other animals, so he ate the meatballs that were originally given to Er Hei as a snack that afternoon.The meatballs were fried crispy, which was very appetizing to Si Jing.It's just that he's finished eating his share long ago, and now he's biting into sizzling noises, his mouth is full of meaty flavors, and he still has to speak righteously to Erhei, "This is for your own good."

Erhei, who was watching helplessly from the side, whimpered loudly, and tried to lick Kan Ze's face with his head downcast and his tail between his legs.

you look at him.

look at him...

Kan Ze coughed, held back a laugh, and stroked Germany's black-backed head vigorously.

"It's useless to watch," he said helplessly, "Si Jing still cares about me—let alone you."

This family is dominated by the boss, the serious boss.Not only inside the Lord but also outside the Lord, there is absolutely no room for him to speak.

Si Jing snorted, stuffed meatballs into his mouth one by one, and cleaned up the small bag in a short while.He clapped his hands, very satisfied.

It's almost dinner time, and the aunt who helps at home hasn't come yet.Si Jing called and found out that her little grandson was sick, and he was getting water in the hospital right now, and he needed a parent to send him.

If she doesn't come, there will be no dinner.The food made outside contains a lot of oil and is not light. Kan Ze is still suffering from a cold, and it is not very good to eat.

Boss Si frowned and thought for a while, and when he raised his eyes, he saw that the patient had already sat up from the sofa bed in the living room and was getting dressed at the moment. He couldn't help but clicked his tongue and raised his eyebrows: "What are you doing?"

Kan Ze put on a loose coat, pulled the skirt a little, and smiled at him.

"I'll do it for you."

Kan Ze has always been responsible for the food at home, but in the past two days someone has been invited to help.Seeing that his cheeks were still flushed abnormally, Si Jing felt a headache, so he stepped over in two steps, "You should lie down on the bed."

"It's okay. Do you want fish balls or fish soup?"

Kan Ze took out the fish that his aunt had prepared in the morning from the refrigerator, and tied an apron around his waist.He really hasn't been sick for a long time. Although the physiological function of the demon is similar to that of human beings, its resistance is much stronger than that of ordinary people.It's just that this time the flu virus is really aggressive. People who don't usually have a fever and a cold have recruited a large number of people. Half of the people in the entire studio work with a runny nose.

Picking up the spatula at this moment, Kan Ze realized that he was a little dizzy.He tried to tie the belt of his apron, and his feet seemed to be stepping on clouds, fluttering, and there was nowhere to fall.

Kan Ze said helplessly, "Xiao Hua, come here and do me a favor."

Boss Si came over as he said, but instead of fastening his belt as he said, he tore off his apron and forcibly pushed him onto the sofa bed, like chasing a chicken.

"Go, go, what are you doing with your current appearance? ——Lie down honestly, hurry up."

Pushed by him, Kan Ze turned his head and said, "It's okay, I can't let Xiao Hua go hungry."

"I can't get hungry!"

Si Jing said viciously, "You won't starve me to death! You can't eat takeaway, and neither can I!"

He said what he said, but he didn't get up to order takeaway. Instead, he went straight into the kitchen, picked up the apron that had just been thrown on the ground, and tied it around his body.A kitten with a tiger's head and a tiger's head was printed on the apron, and he stretched his waist, making his waist thin and flexible, as if it was only a handhold.

Kan Ze couldn't turn his eyes anymore, he half sat up and stared intently, and tried to help.

"I still have leaves."

Many stems and leaves protruded from his cuffs.Due to illness, the leaves are also wilting at the moment, hanging down softly, stretching slowly from the ground, entangled with Si Jing, more like a pet dog raising its head and begging to be petted. A little bit of vitality.

Si Daxie touched it, but didn't say anything, and felt even more distressed.

"Yezi is a hammer, close your eyes and go to sleep!"

Seeing that Kan Ze was still awake, he simply stepped forward and covered the man's eyes with his hand.The palm cut off the light from the outside world, and Kan Ze's eyes were completely dark, and he could only smell the familiar, light milk aroma.

It came from Si Jing.Although he never admits that he smells like milk, he does.The warm smell is like the fusion of sunshine, and when you smell it, it reminds people of silky fur and soft messy belly.

Warm heat came from the palm of your hand, Si Jing ordered: "Three, two, one, sleep! When you wake up, you will naturally have something to eat."

Kan Ze's thin lips moved, and he said, "Xiao Hua wants to do it for me?"

This discovery pleased Catnip more than anything else.He was so soft in his heart that he wished he could hold the big baby in his arms right now, and kiss him deeply and vigorously.

It's a pity that he is still sick at the moment, afraid of infecting the kitten, he can only think in his heart and cannot move.

Boss Si's face was a little red from being pierced, he patted his head, and simply pulled out a blindfold from the coffee table for Kan Ze to put on.

——Isn’t it just cooking?

He tugged at the hem of his apron, thinking.

I haven't done anything before, so it goes without saying that this kind of thing should be a piece of cake - after all, intelligence and talent are here, what to do, isn't it like a fish in water?

He stood in front of the stove, hesitated for a while, and tried to pump natural gas.

Si Jing really didn't cook by himself.

When he was on the mountain, he lived on the supplies of his little brother; when he went down the mountain, he was followed by a manager like Yuan Fang, who was like an old lady, who took care of everything for him, including food, clothing, housing and transportation. Don't worry about him.Besides, popular traffic has a tight schedule and a busy schedule, so it is even more difficult to find time to cook for yourself. Si Jing's kitchen is often just a decoration, only the refrigerator is full of canned salmon.

The novice boss in the kitchen carefully turned the knob, only to hear the sound of air flow, but it didn't turn.

It must have been too little strength.

He suddenly increased his strength, pressed down hard, and turned 180 degrees abruptly. There was a sound of natural gas boom, and light blue flames burst out, so high!

Si Jing was taken aback.

It's just cooking, why is it like setting off a cannon?

He gathered himself together, set the pot on top to boil dryly, and looked around for bowls to hold water.Kan Ze on the sofa was actually not asleep. At this moment, a small part of the blindfold was lifted, and he was watching from the gap. Seeing Si Jing cooking a pot, Zhiye sneaked in from the corner on tiptoe, taking advantage of the little ancestor I buried my head in the cabinet to find something, quickly circled the knob, and turned the fire even smaller without any trace.

So dry, the pot will burn black.

Si Jing found a bowl from a plastic bag, and Gululu poured a bowl of water into it.He thought for a while, poured another bowl, and then began to sprinkle rice into it.

The rice hadn't been washed at all, Kan Ze's forehead was thumping, the stems and leaves were moving left and right, and he was busy in a place where Si Jing couldn't see.

Si Jing didn't notice it, and threw something into the menu on the phone.

"Put some beans..."

All kinds of beans were poured into almost half of the pot.

"Put some rock sugar..."

He didn't know where he dug out the bag of brown sugar, and poured it down generously.

"Put the lid on...huh?"

Si Jing finally found out what was wrong.How to use rice cooker porridge in the recipe?

Rice cooker Rice cooker...

He looked around, opened the lid of the pot, poured the things he had just adjusted into it, then adjusted the mode according to the recipe, touched his chin, and felt that it was almost done.

Much worse!

Catnip Leaf sneaked in behind to clean up the mess for him. Seeing that Si Jing was thinking about making a cucumber for a dish again, he immediately turned off the rice cooker secretly, and first diligently wiped off the water at the bottom of the inner pot with a rag.Pour out the excessive rock sugar, pour out the excessive beans, adjust the water level, and then close the pot, everything will be fine.

Cooking this meal was much more difficult than Kan Ze's daily cooking by himself.

Not only did he have to stare at the pot, but he also had to worry about not being seen by his little ancestor. The few stems and leaves seemed to be fighting guerrillas. As soon as he saw Si Jing and turned around, he immediately stuck to the wall and stood there tightly, like a streak on the wall. lace.Occasionally, a few leaves couldn't bear it, and unconsciously wanted to stick to Sijing's calf, but was pulled down abruptly by other leaves, and taught it to stand together.

Can not touch.

Now is not the time to suck cats.

Fortunately, Si Jing didn't bow his head very much, and he didn't realize that the things he had just been processed had been processed by others, so he stood in front of the chopping board and patted cucumbers intently.The cucumber was thumping, and the heart of the catnip grass was also thumping, for fear that he would accidentally hurt his hand.

Salt, a little chili oil, a little vinegar...all seasoned by Kan Ze at his own discretion.Si Jing didn't know it, so he took a pair of chopsticks to taste the taste after finishing, and his confidence in his craftsmanship immediately rose to 120 points.

The first time he cooks, he can cook just right, neither salty nor bland, so what else is there to say?

——At first glance, he is definitely a boss!

Si Daxie was satisfied, and it happened that after a while, the high-power rice cooker had already cooked the porridge.After opening, the rice grains are crystal clear, soft and sweet, and the beans are cooked just right. There is nothing wrong with it.

Seeing that he was finished, Kan Ze closed his eyes for a second and pretended to be asleep.Si Jing's hairy tail swayed from side to side, brought up his favorite work, and called him: "Wake up, it's time to eat."

Kan Ze opened his eyes. As expected of an actor with tens of millions of dollars, the play was a perfect score: "Is this all made by Xiao Hua?"

First shake the eyelashes to create the illusion of sleepy eyes, and then slowly widen the eyes, showing some inconceivable and shocking at the right time, expressing the surprise of the moment in layers, depth, and subtlety-this performance is quite smooth and perfect, and the tail-wagging Si Jing didn't notice at all, Xizizi took off his apron and put a small round spoon in the bowl for him.

"Well, I did."

Kan Ze almost blown him to the sky, boasting that he was drunk all over.

Taking advantage of this time, it is natural to ask for more benefits.Kan Ze coughed twice, his wrists were limp and weak, so he could only lean on the sofa halfway and be fed by the kitten.The porridge itself had a sweet taste, but now it was being fed by Si Jing's hands, it seemed to be even sweeter, so sweet that it made one's heart tremble.Kan Ze didn't hesitate to praise himself, and ate a whole bowl, leaving nothing left.

"sweet?"

"Well," Kan Ze said in a low voice, "try it..."

He didn't let the young man use the spoon he used, and took a new one to feed it.Si Jing lowered his eyes halfway, his eyelashes were long and dense, and the arc was quite clear when they fell down, as if they were sweeping over the tip of the heart.

He sucked the spoon.

Kan Ze stared at it with good eyesight, and slowly stood up, not knowing when the porridge bowl was put down.He pulled people up, Si Jing became a new dinner.

It's hard to kiss again when you have a fever.Kan Ze rubbed his furry ears and heard the low, small purring sound from his throat, knowing that he was comfortable.

"Um……"

The quilt on the sofa was spread out and then closed again.The aroma of catnip smudged thickly in the air, and Si Jing was slightly dizzy after inhaling it, as if he had the flu and had a high fever.He was scorching hot all over, as if there was a ball of fire rampaging in his body trying to find an exit, and the bones softened from the collision, and he collapsed without any strength.

Kan Ze didn't really do it, but just put his ears on the tip and helped him gently.Si Jing straddled his lap, moaning comfortably, but still a little worried, "You're still sick..."

"It's okay," the man kissed his chin, "just sweating."

This reason was quite convincing, so Si Jing remained silent.He seemed to have turned into a firework waiting to be set off. At this moment, the flame caught his fuse, burning up and down, and the heat was transpiring from the inside out, and a slight sweat appeared involuntarily.Finally, the fuse was completely ignited, bang!He also exploded into a flower blooming in the dark sky.

The sparks were still falling, and Kan Ze pulled a paper towel and wiped it carefully.Si Jing's tail was taut just now, and the hair on it was almost blown into a feather duster. Now it was stroked back and forth several times, and it hung down softly again, but it still bounced a little from time to time due to the stimulation just now.

Kan Ze grabbed his hand, his voice was also soft.

"I love you so much," the man repeated, as if kissing and touching were not enough, the catnip flower was covered with small buds, and opened slightly, "Baby, little flower, I love you so much..."

Si Jing also panted slightly, resting his head on his chest, thinking, I know.

In this case, if you don't say it - I know it too.

He's not an old pervert, he can never say such words, it seems that if he did say them, he would lose completely, lose face, and lose his majesty; but even if he didn't say them, those feelings are still alive.He was hugged tightly, listening to Kan Ze whispering "Baby" in his ear, as if he really became the only treasure of this man.

Being coaxed, being hurt, losing his temper, losing his temper... It didn't matter, he didn't even need to explain anything.

He was loved unconditionally.

After Erhei was angered by the couple and stuffed a mouthful of dog food, some new dog food was added to the bone bowl, which was only half of the usual amount.After eating, he curled his tail limply and hung his head on it without saying a word, as if he had suffered great abuse.

At first, he barked and wanted to seek justice from Kan Ze, but Kan Zefu followed suit and emphasized: "It is true that you are a little fat. You have to control your weight."

"..."

Excessive!

eccentric! !

You clearly want him to eat my snacks! ! !

Erhei turned around angrily, and sulked to the corner of the wall.

After dinner, the two turned on the TV.Kan Ze was determined not to let his cat cubs touch the dishes, so Si Jing had to pile up the dishes in the sink and wait for his aunt to come to clean them the next morning.The crew of "More Than Every Year" where Si Jing played a cameo before has now officially wrapped up. Bai Hongli is being interviewed in front of the camera, as serious and indifferent as ever.

The reporters first asked about the movie as usual, and then asked if anything interesting happened during the filming, Bai Hongli answered them all with a straight face.Maybe it was because there was no hot spot, but a reporter suddenly asked, "Why did you think of asking Si Jing to make a cameo?"

"Ok?"

The big fat carp was startled, and subconsciously glanced at the reporter holding the microphone high.He thought for a moment, and answered according to the pattern: "Si Jing and I have worked together in variety shows for a while, and I think he is very aura."

- Strange.

"I admire him very much and hope to have further opportunities to cooperate with him in movies."

--hehe.The chances of further patting cat farts to reduce the possibility of being eaten are real.

"His performance is also very superior, beyond my imagination, I think he will definitely be able to go further on the path of an actor."

——A few days ago, he discussed with his man in front of me how to braise me, the onion, garlic and ginger came out... When will he quit the circle?Why hasn't he retreated? ? ?How can he let innocent little carps like us live without retiring from the circle! ! !

Bai Hongli's face was slightly distorted, it was no longer the flat and unwavering appearance just now.Just at this time, the director smiled and interjected, "Yeah, I think the relationship between Hong Li and Si Jing is really good. During filming, every time he and Si Jing were filmed, Hong Li was so distressed that he couldn't let go. Totally reluctant to fight..."

The big fat carp shivered, his eyes showing fear.

Reluctant to fight?

So why don't you dare to fight?

He has always respected these directors or producers, but now he couldn't help shouting in his heart, are you blind, are you blind?

You are a fish, he is a cat—if you are left alone, do you dare to fight?

Do you have the ability to call me to see?

The director didn't understand his anger, and continued: "The two of them shared the same lounge, and discussed acting together when they had nothing to do. I think Hong Li also helped Si Jing a lot in this regard."

"..."

That's not talking about acting at all.

That was discussing the murder case.

Bai Hongli, who knew the inside story, felt that he had been fed a Pokémon.Sprinkle with bread crumbs after it is produced, and fry it in a pan until both sides are golden, the kind that the children next door are crying.

Si Jing's face in front of the TV was also not good-looking. After thinking about it, he was very surprised. "When did he love me and guide me again?"

Why do you always feel that the taste is a bit strange?

In fact, he wasn't the only one who found it strange, all the reporters below were excited when they heard it, as if they had caught a big clue.On the same day, titles like "Bai Hongli Confesses His Private Relationship with Si Jing: Very Good", "Bai Hongli and Si Jing Have a Close Personal Friendship and Brotherly Love", "Bai Hongli Wishes to Further Cooperation with Si Jing"...such titles instantly captured the attention of the audience. Headlines of major streaming apps.Many fans originally thought the atmosphere between the couple was a bit strange, but now it was as if they had been stuffed with a shocking candy, opening the door to a new world all of a sudden.

Bai Hongli was not an easy-going person.He is cold and strict by nature, and he has high requirements for acting. Many actors who worked with him were abused badly.Especially Xiaosheng Xiaohua, who is relatively young in acting, one will cry, one will cry, and two will cry, and the image of the unkind senior is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

After such a search, the broad masses of people with unique insight discovered that Bai Hongli only had a different view of Si Jing.

Look at the performance in the variety show, they are holding chopsticks and handing towels, they work hard without complaint, and they don't even have a tense and ugly face towards Si Jing.He also warmly invited him to be a guest star in his new movie. During the shooting of the movie, he took care of him many times, and he couldn't even hit him—what is this?

——This is definitely the power of love!

It's senior and junior again, this cp is even more delicious.For a while, countless passers-by would shed tears because of this touching and beautiful love, wishing they could be dragged to the Civil Affairs Bureau to obtain a certificate now.

The white whale cp was born out of nowhere, suppressing all the hottest scenes in the past.

... Tsk.

Kan Ze was sick for a few days and didn't pay much attention to Weibo. When he looked again, the trend of Weibo had changed. The position of the US emperor in the CP circle has changed, and the new CP is sitting firmly on top. The official Weibo of "Nian Nian Yu Yu" is full of fans clamoring that they want to eat candy.Many viewers climbed the wall, and now they are dancing wildly under the super talk of the white whale.

"Delicious! Delicious!! Beluga Whale is the best match in the world!!!"

"My god, this double standard is too cute, isn't it woo woo woo, Si Jingfan is really going to cry because of the infatuation of the film king Bai..."

"White Whale! White Whale! White Whale!!! We pay nine yuan each for ballball, you hurry up to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get your license!!!"

Kan Ze even recognized a few familiar fans from the middle.A few days ago, that fan used a photo of him and Si Jing as his profile picture, and shouted on his Weibo that he had seen Jing Suo, but the name hadn't been changed yet, but the profile picture had already changed, and he became Moby Whale again. The mainstay of words.

Catnip Grass only has hehe in his heart.

Oh, woman.

He moved his fingers and decisively removed these wall climbers from his fan list.

Not long after, the fans who climbed the wall and tried to return to the main camp: ?

How the hell am I locked in a small black room? ? ?