The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

Bai Hongli lost weight in the past two days.

His new role is a middle-aged man who has no children. In order to match the character image, he eats vegetables and radishes all day long, and even the rice is brown rice.After eating like this for almost a month, his cheeks were basically thinned down, and now he stood beside Si Jing, looking a little vicissitudes.

He whispered, "I heard about your assistant."

Si Jing didn't speak, and didn't want to mention anything related to Bai Xun.

Bai Hongli also noticed it, and immediately changed the subject, looking at the panda eating bamboo, his eyes were full of eagerness: "It seems to taste quite good."

Si Jing looked at him silently for a while, then fumbled in his pocket for a long time, and gave him a small bag of snacks.

The big fat carp was really greedy, so he immediately took it apart, and waited until the contents were squeezed out before being dazed.

"This one……"

Is this still dried fish?

Si Jing shielded him with his body, and said in a low voice, "It's okay, you eat now, and everyone doesn't know."

"..."

Is this a relationship you don't know?

Bai Hongli had mixed feelings.But after thinking about it again, the big fish eat the small fish, and the small fish eat dried shrimps. He is a carp spirit. Eating some uncivilized small yellow croakers should not be regarded as... a crime, right?

Not cannibalism either.

After struggling for a while, Bai Hongli quickly squeezed the dried fish into his mouth like a thief, and swallowed it.This was the first time he had ever eaten fish, and to be honest, it tasted pretty good, with the spicy taste of the wild pepper.It's just that Bai Hongli was a little guilty, and he didn't dare to chew much. He wanted to swallow quickly, and after a while he coughed and coughed, his face flushed, "I..."

its stuck!

The big fat carp was in a hurry to eat fish for the first time.Si Jing had quick eyesight and quick hands, and immediately turned him over without saying a word, and slapped him hard on the back several times, with great force, making Bai Hongli feel as if several of his ribs had been slapped, and then Spit it out.The big fat carp was dying and had no strength at all.

Is eating fish so painful?

He had lingering fears, "It's really not easy. Don't try this kind of dangerous activity in the future."

Si Jing: "..."

Kan Ze had an overseas trip, so he was not present in this issue. The two guests who came were members of the girl group, and they laughed very sweetly. They took a bite of "Senior White" and "Brother Si". When feeding the animals in the zoo, they kept Screaming softly, he didn't dare to approach the beast area at all.

Si Jing was different, he generously threw food to the tiger, and heard the director say: "This lion has been domesticated, you can come and groom it."

The keeper was sitting nearby, holding the collar tightly around the lion's neck.Bai Hongli swallowed, and didn't really want to get closer, but Si Jing just sat down on his buttocks.

The lion was indeed obedient, silently letting him run along its fur without saying a word.I just got impatient halfway, twisted and tried to struggle, but was slapped and spanked by the boss, "Be honest, don't move."

The breeder was dumbfounded, and just about to tell him not to act rashly, he saw that the lion really lay down obediently and remained motionless.

"..."

This is actually a fantasy movie, right?

Si Jing, really. A cat that dares to hit a lion's ass.

-

The afternoon shoot was by the sea.

"Wow……"

Just like every seventh and eighth episode of a fan drama, there must be some seaside specials, and variety shows actually need some hot spots in the middle of the show to maintain the audience's interest.It just so happened that this time we came to a seaside city, the program team specially found an undeveloped beach where there were few people and it was quiet, so we cleared the place and just in time for filming.

The end of April in the south is different from that in the north, it is already a real summer.Several PDs who followed the filming shook their fans and watched the female guests come out first after changing into their swimsuits.

Gee!

That figure, that appearance, can really be described with a swaying posture.The female guests stepped on the beach with bare feet, their laughter was clear and melodious, and they pulled the bath towels wrapped around their shoulders, which made the straight men in the program group sigh of happiness.

"It's too superior. Can't we invite a few more female guests?"

The person next to him joked, "You can still watch men."

"Just kidding," the straight man of steel dismissively said, "what's so good about a man? It's not like I don't have the parts he has..."

While talking, a new figure appeared at the end of the beach.When the two steel straight men looked up, their mouths opened wide.

This is so...

What the hell is this? !

The person who came was Si Jing.

Compared with women's swimsuits, men's styles are simpler, but it is an ordinary pair of boxer trunks.Now it hangs loosely on the hip bones, and two long and straight legs are exposed in the wide trouser legs. These legs are usually wrapped in jeans or suit pants and hidden tightly, but now they are exposed. That's how you really know how good they are.

Si Jing's legs are by no means dry and skinny.He has calves, but because the lines are tight and smooth, it is not obvious, but more sensual. Now he is walking, his legs are like magnets, attracting the attention of everyone present, even Even more conspicuous than the previous ladies in bikinis.

If the fans were present, they would be able to cry immediately and contribute a screen of rainbow farts to him.

This is a pair of legs kissed by God, right?

This length, this strength, this shape... Can the world find a more perfect creation than this?

Not to mention insuring them for 1000 million, I think [-] million makes sense!

Seeing that people are going to be flooded... Please be positive!

——Let's put two 18K pure straight men here, these compliments are obviously beyond words.They watched Si Jing approaching in a daze, staring at those legs, and after a long while, they could only say "Damn".

The straight man of steel has complicated emotions.

"If this leg is attached to a woman, I may be hard."

His companion murmured, "I'm up."

"..."

Si Jing grabbed the hem of his clothes and took off his loose T-shirt.His neck was slender and beautiful. Due to the force, the thin layer of muscles was slightly twisted out of shape, and then loosened - the hormones at that moment were almost overwhelming, and even the female guest blushed.The camera followed him, and the photographer couldn't even blink.

The person involved was unaware and tried the temperature of the water with his toes.

The surface seawater has been slightly heated by the sun, and when you step in, it is even warmer than on land.Si Jing slowly soaked the entire calf in it, stroked his hair, and asked, "What are you going to shoot later?...Huh? Already shooting?"

He blinked indifferently at the camera, his toes dangling, and made a drop of water, like a bead curtain.

No one answered him, they all just stared at him.The program director cleared his throat, "Today's first event is diving."

This project was tailor-made for Bai Hongli.In contrast, a cat like Si Jing is not interested in water at all, and frowns when he hears the word diving.

"How to divide the team?"

"We have invited swimming coaches," the director said with a smile, "Come on, invite the coaches to come over..."

The diving instructor's face was tightly covered, most of it was covered by big diving glasses, and he was also wearing a diving suit.Several coaches are tall and tall, standing there is a bit pleasing to the eye.

Si Jing's eyes followed quietly.

"Please choose your own diving instructor," said the director.

This is the choice?

Bai Hongli bumped into Si Jing, and whispered, "I can choose whatever I want. What about the benefactor? Which one does the benefactor want to choose?"

He knew that Si Jing didn't like swimming very much, so he was a little worried when he said this.Unexpectedly, Boss Si stared at the row of coaches right now, and opened his mouth and said, "I want the third one."

It's not a choice, it's a requirement.

Bai Hongli's heart skipped a beat.

He looked up and saw that the third one's physical condition was indeed the best—both in terms of figure and height, they were quite superior, with wide shoulders, narrow waist and long legs, comparable to a male model.At the moment, the girls are looking at the third one, and just looking at it makes people's hearts flutter.

Bai Hongli didn't have a deer in his heart, but a little clock was tinkling instead.

...Maybe it's because he likes the third figure, okay?

Although Bai Hongli has little involvement, he has been in the circle for a long time, and he has heard of the zero number in the circle.The zeros like this kind of tall and long-legged men, especially at the moment the diving suit is a little tight, and some unspeakable parts are inevitably slightly out of outline. Looking at it, it is simply shocking Speechless.

so big.

It's totally a heaven for gays.If it is posted on the Internet, there will be a group of zeros shouting "Little brother, please show me the front, I beg you to leave immediately, get rid of the bed sheet, and I will pay the room fee."

Speaking of which, Si Jing is also gay, so he won't be really bewitched by this skin, right?

Bai Hongli rubbed his face.

This is impossible, benefactor, your man is a thousand-year-old demon!

A thousand-year-old demon can't have green on his head, and he's not a green turtle either!

The big fat carp was very anxious, thought for a while, and bumped into Si Jing again.

He euphemistically reminded: "Brother Kan is not here for this issue."

Si Jing didn't understand, "So?"

The big fat carp hesitated to speak, watching him worriedly.

This is no good, he can't let his benefactor go further and further down the wrong path.

For everyone's good, he can sacrifice himself!

The thinking time is over, and the director said: "Now, please make a choice—"

Before he finished speaking, Bai Hongli raised his hand high with a swish, "No. [-]!"

Si Jing turned to look at him in surprise.The director was also taken aback, and checked again, "Number three?"

"Yes," Bai Hongli was full of righteousness, "No. [-]!"

A source of temptation like this should be isolated from him early on, even if it is a benefactor, he must be responsible for his feelings!

He is obliged to be the brave fish who helps his benefactor to go on the right path!

His attitude was too firm, and the director team didn't say anything more, and really assigned number three to him.It's just that Si Jing looked at him with a puzzled expression, "Are you so sure you want number three?"

"Yes." Bai Hongli saw that he was still looking forward to it, and immediately became more firm in his thoughts. He was just covering his face, and he was already a male vixen. Wasn't that thousand-year-old demon Kan Ze green from beginning to end?

Although his body is indeed all green, but that kind of green is not forgiving green!

Bai Hongli wants this if he kills him.Si Jing rubbed his nose and took a step back, "Okay, that's up to you."

After he left, Bai Hongli felt that his whole body was glowing, as if he was a great figure who saved the lost boy.

That is the harmonious light from socialism.

He happily said to the coach beside him: "Take off the diving mask and show your face to the national audience."

Look at such a good figure, what kind of picture does he have...

face……

No. [-] took off the mask, Bai Hongli was dumbfounded.

The eyes, the nose, and the shape of the face all look familiar.

...deadly familiar.

And the eyes are not good.

The big fat carp swallowed, and asked cautiously: "Has anyone ever told you that you are a star face?"

He hugged his arms tightly, trying to deceive himself, and laughed dryly, "You and Kan Ze look very similar... Ha, ha ha, ha ha ha..."

The laughter became more and more dry, because the coach who looked exactly like Kan Ze had already frowned, his eyes were full of gloom.At the same time, Si Jing at the other end hired another hunk to be his coach. With his well-developed pectoral muscles, the coach lowered his head and talked to Si Jing affectionately.

"Kan Ze!"

"It's really Kan Ze, didn't you say you can't come today?"

"..."

Bai Hongli felt that he seemed to be able to understand what people said with their eyes.

For example, Kan Ze's eyes are now brightly written with four large characters: You, dead, settled.

Kan Ze, who originally wanted to partner with his cat, was cut off abruptly.

But at this moment, there are cameras following him, so he can't say much, but the smile on his face can't be squeezed out.Bai Hongli knew that he had disturbed the couple's reunion, so he was as quiet as a chicken during the whole process, not saying much, trying to reduce the sense of presence.

However, Si Jing over there was being guided by Coach No. [-] with strong pectoral muscles. He was a little afraid of water. The coach held his hand tightly and encouraged him: "Three, two, one, let's bury our heads together—— come on--"

The gaze of the catnip grass could eat people, Bai Hongli moved back again.

Si Jing doesn't know how to swim, and the only swimming posture he masters is called dog planing, with his head above the water and his limbs paddling underneath—although the posture is not very elegant and beautiful, it can at least swim a little distance.

This skill obviously does not apply to diving.He had no choice but to start all over again, tentatively burying his head.

It feels strange to be buried in water.The world seemed to be quiet all of a sudden. He could see a thin layer of sand at the bottom of the water. He stepped on it twice, and a piece would float up; the water floated and submerged his ears. String of small bubbles.

Coach No. [-] enthusiastically taught him: "Buy your head down, yes, bury your head down again! Very good, pay attention to your feet...maintain this rhythm..."

For the convenience of teaching, the coach's hand grabbed Si Jing's foot.Kan Ze's eyes paused suddenly, and then he slowly turned his head to look at Bai Hongli.

The big fat carp jumped into the water automatically and consciously without his teaching.

Kan Ze smiled kindly at him.

"I grabbed your foot too, huh?"

Bai Hongli: "..."

I think you want to break my leg.

"Come on," Si Jing's coach raised his voice and praised, "You did a good job, your posture is very beautiful now..."

Kan Ze smiled deeper, showing the standard eight teeth of Bai Shengsheng, and sincerely praised him: "Your posture is very beautiful now."

Bai Hongli forcibly heard the ghostly aura from this compliment.He could not utter a word, so he had to plunge his head deep in again.

……Help.

Give me a time machine, right now.

Is there still time for me to run?

The snorkeling went smoothly under the guidance of the coach.Si Jing successfully found the fish he was looking for on the bottom of the sea, put a bath towel on his body, and was very happy when he ran over wet, his wet skin glistened in the sun, and his hair swayed, "I learned it! "

On the contrary, Bai Hongli was dying, "I'm going to die."

Just now Kan Ze was holding his foot so hard that Bai Hongli once suspected that the other party wanted to pull his tail off.

He squatted under the sun umbrella, indescribably tired.

How could life treat me like this, an innocent little koi?

Si Jing took a bottle of soda to drink, and asked casually, "What, it's not going well?"

...How the hell is this going to go smoothly.

I wanted to call for help halfway, okay?

"Kan Ze didn't teach well?" The boss squinted his eyes, "Didn't you insist on him teaching?"

Wow, to be reasonable, if you dress like that, the ghost knows he is your man!

I'm not, isn't this trying to block the possibility of your Hongxing getting out of the wall...

How did you know that you accidentally became the queen mother who beats mandarin ducks.

Bai Hongli felt bitter, but he couldn't tell.

Si Jing drank half a bottle of soda and went down, staggered to the shower in the locker room to rinse off.The showers are all cubicles, and each room is separated. He opened one at random, put his wet swimming trunks aside, and turned on the shower.

The water splashed all over his body. He closed his eyes and fumbled to squeeze out the shampoo.

"Pfft-"

With the sound of shampoo being squeezed out of the bottle, suddenly a pair of hands covered his waist behind him.

Si Jingxin subconsciously mentioned it, and then realized, leaning lazily on the person behind him, "Come here?"

"Ah."

The man hugged him, his voice was low, a little bit aggrieved.

The job of washing the hair was taken over by someone, and the shampoo was whipped into thick and fine white foam, which was applied to the head little by little.Catnip pursed her lips slightly, and rubbed the small soft hair on his head for him. The hair was exposed from between the man's fingers, and it was also thin and soft. The water rushed, and the ground was covered with white foam.

The body is indistinguishable from the body, and the heat seems to be shared.

The water vapor is white.Si Jing squinted slightly backwards, and took a pat on the back, "Be honest."

Can't be honest.Kan Ze whispered, "I didn't even teach Xiaohua how to swim..."

He had already covered his hands, stroking those legs that made people blush from the moment he saw them.These legs have been admired by many pairs of eyes today, and now there is a thin layer of watery light, perhaps because the owner was teased hard, and after a while, a hairy tail popped out suddenly, and was released all of a sudden Yes, it slapped on Kan Ze's face.

Kan Ze wrapped his tail around, but he didn't stop.

The sound of the water got louder.

Si Jing's hand was holding onto the faucet, and he couldn't tell whether it was because of the mist covered by the water vapor or something else in his eyes, he gritted his teeth—this place is not private, and there is no telling when there will be something else People come in again.Bai Hongli and several other coaches may come in to wash at any time.

"Put it down, don't do it... um..."

"concentrate."

Kan Ze reminded.

After a while, something else sounded in the sound of water.Someone in flip flops also stepped in and pulled on the door of their cubicle.Seeing that it couldn't be pulled, the door next door rang, and the man turned to the next door.

Both of Si Jing's legs were lifted up, straddling the man's waist, making sure that the two pairs of feet could not be seen from the gap in the compartment at this moment.

The man in the next room didn't seem to know that Kan Ze had also come in, and started talking after a while, "Is it Si Jing?"

The boss made a vague hum, and the voice of coach No. [-] was even more enthusiastic.

"Although I've known you before, you are more handsome in real life than on TV. When I saw you, my colleagues were stunned, saying that they have never seen anyone with better legs than you. It's..."

Kan Ze snorted in his heart, thinking so what, no matter how beautiful it is, it's not yours.

"It's so pretty," coach No. [-] praised, "You're also a quick learner. You're completely different from the stars I imagined. You don't have airs at all. Do you want to learn to swim in the future? I'm still working as a fitness instructor. If you come If so, I don't have to pay for it."

Kan Ze bit the tip of the cat's furry ear.Si Jing gasped, his voice trembling, "No need."

His indifference didn't hit that person, but made him more enthusiastic.

"Come on, come on! Although you are in good shape, you still have to work hard to maintain it, right? Our gym is not far away, you can come and see—"

"It's really not necessary."

Si Jing seemed to be surfing, and his whole body was dizzy.At this moment, the water was boiled to the maximum, but there was no abnormal sound. Coach No. [-] didn't notice it, and was still lobbying vigorously.

"Don't you like the pectoralis major?" He said, suddenly there was something else in his mouth, "My pectoralis major, do you look okay? They all like it."

What pectoralis major, Si Jing is only thinking about smoking grass at the moment.Tired of being teased, he simply bit back, leaving a string of small teeth marks on Kan Ze's shoulder.

However, Kan Ze not only did not mention the pain, but asked in his ear, "Do you like the pectoralis major?"

What the hell do I need pectoralis major for?Si Jing tried to kick him, hurry up!

Coach No. [-] next door finally got to the point, and said shyly, "I know you are, and so am I. If you want, we can try it, and I won't tell anyone outside."

"..."

No one in the cubicle was free to answer him.

They are all very busy, every cell in the body is busy.

Coach No. [-] waited and waited, seeing that he hadn't answered yet, he only thought Si Jing was thinking about it.To be honest, such a top-notch figure can only be seen once in hundreds of years. As long as he thinks of it, he can't help but feel an itch in his heart, so he doesn't want to miss it. He said "I'll wait for you outside" and went out, ready to fight for it.

Unexpectedly, this wait was an hour and a half.He glanced at the time, feeling a little strange in his heart.

Shower... has it taken you so long?

Won't the skin wrinkle?

Before he could figure out a logic, the door finally opened.Si Jing from inside came out and quickly walked to the door, looking at him with a stern expression, holding a bath towel in his hand.

Coach No. [-] is shy: "I..."

Si Jing stopped him and said quickly, "I don't think about it, thank you."

At the same time, he patted the original catnip wrapped in the bath towel without a trace.

Don't be fooled, I've already said it and don't think about it!

Don't rub me with petals! !