The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

Kan Ze's apartment is on the top floor.The building manager on the first floor didn't even notice that Si Jing followed the other residents to the elevator in such a grand manner, and walked up two more flights of stairs to the door.

He looked around, turned out of the corridor, stood on the outer unit of the air conditioner, and began to jump tentatively to the window of Kan Ze's house.

Short leg charge, one, two, three, get ready!

The little cat jumped up and almost shook itself off.Fortunately, it wobbled and landed on the balcony. Si Jing looked around and tried to stretch his claws to reach the balcony door.

He pushed the flowerpot over and stood on it, like a circus acrobat, and managed to push the door open.

It was quiet inside, without any sound.

"...Miu?"

It was still silent, as if even the stupid dog was not at home.

Smug and high-spirited, Mr. Si stood at the door of the balcony and took a few deep breaths.

Ah!

This sweet fragrance!

He danced reluctantly on the sofa, rolled and rubbed across the fluffy carpet, until a few hairs on his head were crooked, and then went all the way to the bedroom, ready to harvest his booty.

The clothes waiting for him to suck are like wheat, crop after crop.

Is there anything happier in cat life than this?

The big bed in the bedroom is as soft as a cloud.Si Jing struggled to pick up the dirty clothes basket, and fell headlong into it, with his hairy head falling into the pile of clothes, as if he had fallen into the ocean of artificial six gods.He hugged this one with his paws and hugged the other, smelling left and right, but he didn't know which one to choose.

Si Daxie was abruptly forced to suffer from difficulty in choosing.After choosing and choosing for a long time, he reservedly got into the softest white shirt, buried his face in it, and sucked it completely, his tail stood straight and straight, and his hind legs twitched.

Suddenly there was a light ticking sound outside the door, and someone pushed it away.

The boss is still smoking.

To him, this breath is like a natural catalyst—the blood in all four limbs began to gurgle and boil, his mind was filled with vertical and horizontal white light, his saliva soaked his clothes, creating a patch of wetness, he used a small He licked his tongue little by little, and then bit it hard between the baby teeth, leaving a few small teeth marks.

Kan Ze in the living room untied the rope.The German black back was free in an instant, jumping up and down on the carpet with joy, circling around him, finally raised his head, and was touched twice by the owner.

"Go."

Kan Ze put the dog food he just bought on the porch, and said.

The German black-back hummed, excitedly went to the kitchen to pick up his own small bowl.

It jumped over with four paws, Kan Ze put down the key, took off the mask on his face, and pushed open the bedroom door.

"..."

His hand suddenly paused.

There was movement in the room, rustling.

Came from a basket by the bed.

Unaware, Si Daxie was twitching excitedly.

Cats on the left, let me see your tails!

Cats on the right, raise your paws!

Let's get high together! ! !

He licked, sucked and rolled in the laundry basket, like a scene of drug addiction out of control, performing nightclub disco.Si Jing, who looked like he had drunk fake wine, held one in his mouth, and dragged it out drunk, his eyes straightened.

Until a hand suddenly pinched the back of his neck and lifted him out of the basket.

Si Jing was still holding a pair of thin trousers, and meowed angrily, ready to see who didn't know how to praise him and dared to pinch his neck——

He met a pair of familiar eyes, dark and dark.

……

How did this person come back?

The nemesis carried him, fingers touching the silky fur on the nape of his neck.Kan Ze fiddled with his hairy ears, which made him flinch, and then sized him up for a long time.

Only then did the man speak, with a smile, "Where did the kitten come from?"

Si Jing bared his teeth and claws at the humanoid six gods, showing his sharp white teeth, and his pants fell off his mouth.

You are young!

How do you say it, brother, I am obviously tall and mighty, okay?Have you been infected by your stupid dog, and your IQ is also in arrears?

Kan Ze is still watching.

It's really like it.

This cat is not big, its body is only one and a half palms, its head is round, and its eyes are also round. When it is widened, it looks bigger when you look at it, and it is blue like a gem.The milk cat shook the milk-brown cat on its body, and it almost exploded into a stegosaurus in his hands. Its fur stood up, and it tried to scratch him with its short legs, "Meow!"

It's a pity that the legs are too short, and I can't reach them after scratching for a long time, so I can only wave them back and forth in the air in a panic.Kan Ze held down his restless paw, and looked at the pads again.

Tender pink, standard plum blossom.

It's a pretty good looking cat.

Kan Ze put it in his arms without any hassle.Si Jing struggled for a long time before squeezing his head out of his arms, glaring and protesting: "Miwu!"

What are you doing?

Don't suffer the old man!

Don't hug me!

"Stay here obediently," the man said, and patted his hairy head again, "I'll find you some goat's milk to drink."

Before he could take his hand back, Si Jing had already stretched out his paw and embraced him.The breath was too strong, the addiction that Boss Si hadn't finished just now was revived with full blood, he groaned, and gnawed on his finger straight.

Kan Ze also let him gnaw, and sat on the sofa.It's just such a milk cat, it doesn't have much strength, and it doesn't hurt or itch to bite on it, even if it grinds its teeth, it won't hurt.

The German black back also came out with his bone bowl in his mouth at the moment. Seeing what he was holding in his arms, he tentatively squeezed his head and sniffed it.

Si Jing raised his face vigilantly and scratched it with his paw, Germany's black back shrank suddenly in fright.

"Wang..."

It barked, and still poked its head over, cautiously looking at the big cat who had been dragged to the side.

Kan Ze hugged Si Jing in his arms, and taught, "Er Hei, don't bite."

The boss suddenly let out a sneer.

Erhei, huh.

Sure enough, it is a name that matches the IQ of this stupid dog.

Kan Ze said, "This is—"

He suddenly got stuck, turned the cat in his arms over, and checked under its snow-white fur belly.Si Jing's olive green eyes widened, and he kicked his paws on his face, strongly resisting.

What are you doing?

Do people and cats know each other?Are you playing hooligans in broad daylight? ?

I am!

If you dare to touch, if you dare to try, you——

Kan Ze was still pulling his legs, fiddled with the two fur balls seriously, squeezed them in the palm of his hand, and announced, "It's my younger brother."

……

My god you are a fairy!

Si Jing almost exploded into fireworks, and when the strength holding his leg loosened a bit, he immediately pounced on him and started biting.But biting and biting, the taste changed. He gnawed and gnawed on the man's collarbone, and felt overwhelming dizziness again. The pleasure was like a ignited rocket, and it jumped to the highest value.

He could go to the sky and turn him into a flying cat.

Si Jing clicked his tongue and tasted the taste.

The humanoid six gods sucked up... It was much more interesting than the clothes just now.

Not to mention that the bottle was mixed with a little toilet water.

Kan Ze watched him nibbling on himself, but didn't stop him, just carried him to pour the goat milk.Dahei followed back and forth, wagging his tail.

Kan Ze dug out a small bowl, and there was a cartoon fish with a bulging head and brain printed inside.Holding the hairy butt in one hand, he cut open the goat milk bag with one hand, and poured half a bowl into it.

"Drink or not?"

The addicted Si Jing didn't even have the time to wag his tail, but kept his head buried in the sweetness of the lick.

The man laughed softly, put it in his arms again, and looked at it while the cat was concentrating on it.

The more he looked at it, the more his heart trembled.

……picture.

Even the little tuft of orange hairs on the tip of the tail—it's pretty much the same.

He still remembers the milk cat that was brought in at that time.It lay in the palm of the hand, limp, like a hairless mouse.His whole body was soaked by the rain, and he was in a state of embarrassment. All the fine fluff was tangled up in the mud, and there were wounds on his body bitten by something.

"Dropped by the mansion?" The aunt next door also poked her head over, "Oh, little thing, how pitiful..."

The person who picked it up wiped the raindrops from his forehead and smiled.

"They didn't want it, they threw it on the side of the road, and I brought it back." He fiddled with the chin of the little thing in his hand, and heaved, "But in this world, whether it can survive—who knows. "

His eyes were full of helplessness.

"Troubled times."

"Did the cannon land in the next village a few days ago?" The aunt wiped her hands on her apron and stepped on the yellow ground, "We don't know how long we can live... Hey, I opened my eyes."

The little thing that was so small that it couldn't even breathe lifted its eyelids, revealing a pair of olive blue eyes.

The same eyes as the cat in front of me.

Kan Ze's chest heaved slightly, he didn't believe in fate, but at this moment he vaguely felt that it was destiny.

God wanted to give back what he lost back then. He looked at these eyes, as if they met the ones that plunged headlong into the gunfire back then.They passed through the blood-colored dust and mist across the rumbling earth and mountains, and looked directly at them, and the inside was still clean without any haze.

Pupils that seem to have been washed by mountain springs.

Kan Ze's voice was hoarse, "...Xiao Hua."

Si Jing, who was addicted to all kinds of meat and vegetables, finally raised his head to look at him.

what?

"Call you Xiaohua," Kan Ze rubbed his hairy head, "OK?"

"..."

The boss was furious.

What a ghost, decades have passed, why does Lao Tzu call me this stupid name again!

Also, what kind of a piece of dried fish are you, to have the guts to name Lao Tzu! !

As for you, lift your head up for me, and don't suck your belly! ! !

The author has something to say: Si Jing: Friends on the left, let's get up——fuck, wait a minute, why are you back?

Kan Ze: Yes.

Come back and let you suck.