The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

The rain was quite heavy, pouring in through the glass that had been completely shattered.After finally getting in, Jiaolong opened his mouth wide and sneezed earth-shatteringly. When he heard it suddenly, it was as if there was another thunder outside.

Si Jing was startled by him and almost jumped out of Kan Ze's arms.

After a while, Jiaolong said, "Do you have any clothes?"

Kan Ze took out a few new clothes that he hadn't opened, Jiaolong thanked him, held them in his big mouth, and went straight to the living room like the ground shaking.When he came back after a while, he was already a young man with impressive height and appearance. He was tall and tall, but his figure was not much different from that of Kan Ze.

Si Jing became familiar with him, and let out a long meow.

What are you doing here?

Jiaolong didn't answer, but touched the remote control with great interest, "What is this?"

The TV was turned on, and he shivered, looking at the lit screen, his eyes lit up, "Oh!"

He sat down in the chair and began to adjust the TV with concentration.Si Jing jumped over and kicked him with his paw, motioning for him to explain.

What are you doing when you go down the mountain suddenly?

How many years have you been down the mountain?

But Kan Ze saw the signs and asked, "Are you here because of the recent murder?"

Jiaolong finally turned his head around and nodded, still glancing at Peppa Pig on the TV from the corner of his eye.

"Long time no see."

Si Jing: "...Meow."

Long time no see.

Jiaolong turned his head back again, and looked at the pink little fat pig in a skirt on the screen, "What is this?"

"……pig."

"Pig?" Jiaolong obviously couldn't understand, "A pig like this? The kind that I can swallow more than a dozen in one mouthful?"

Haven't gone down the mountain for so long, have all the pigs raised look like this?Still have to wear clothes?

Si Jing started to have a headache.

German Heibei heard movement in the house, and now he has already jolted over, opened the door nimbly, and got in.Seeing the stranger standing in the middle, it hesitated for a while, and subconsciously glanced at the owner in the room.

Kan Ze hugged the short-legged cat in his arms even tighter, without any specific instructions.

Erhei took on the role of housekeeper, and subconsciously yelled at the dragon a few times.

"Wang! Wang Wang!"

Jiaolong turned his head, and his head suddenly turned into a huge dragon head. His mouth was wide open, and hundreds of fangs were bared, all shining brightly. Grinning his teeth, "Ho—"

This scene was so horrific, Er Hei's tail frowned, he jumped up and down in fright, rushed out again, and hid back in the kennel in the living room, shivering.

Jiaolong with a human body and a dragon head turned his big head back, satisfied, "Interesting."

Si Jing: "..."

No, why are you bullying my little brother?

Jiaolong asked again: "Is there anything to eat?"

The dragons are here, so we can't drive them out.Kan Ze had no choice but to put down the cat in his arms, and went to the refrigerator to find food for him. The next day, the chicken that was going to be stewed for the cat was taken out, and several catties of small yellow croakers were also turned out. Jiaolong tore open the plastic bag and put it in his mouth. Poured inside, the fish scales were not cut, and it was chewed in two bites.

At the end, he touched his stomach, "Is there any more?"

Si Jing meowed at him incredulously.

You just ate my food for the next few days!

Jiaolong said, "It can't be helped."

He gestured.

"I'm so old—"

Then he compared a fist-sized ball with his fingers.

"You are so small."

A serious man would never listen to others say that he is young.Boss Si gathered strength on his hind legs, jumped out, hung on Jiaolong's lap and bared his teeth, trying to bite him, but Jiaolong carried the back of his neck and shoved him back into Kan Ze's arms.The short-legged cat opened its teeth and claws, but was still angry.

Do you hear me?

He just said I was young!

Is there any reason?

Kan Ze rubbed his hairy ears, coaxed him in a low voice, and at the same time raised his head to look at the great ancestor in front of him.

This cannot be at home.

This is definitely the rhythm of going bankrupt...

Whoever calls will take away.Si Jing called, and the monsters in the Monster Tavern were forced to come to the door in the middle of the night, because they heard that they were going to pick up a thousand-year-old monster, and they prepared an extended Lincoln, surrounded by eight luxury cars, and put flowers on the car, which looked like It's a wedding car fleet.When Si Jing opened the door, the vixen outside was yelling and ordering people to roll out the red carpet, "It has to be spread by the door—yes—"

He rubbed his hands, and asked Si Jing with a smile on his face, "Star Si, where is that senior?"

Si Jing raised his neck inwardly, and the vixen asked in a low voice, "Isn't it scary?"

There was still some expectation in his heart.There are too few thousand-year-old monsters these days, and the little monsters have not cultivated for a long time, and most of them are familiar with each other, but it is extremely rare to see an old monster of this level.After so many years, the vixen only met this one.

Still a dragon!

In this land, the belief in dragons is almost deeply rooted.The vixen couldn't suppress the tension on his face, straightened his long hair, and walked towards the room, ready to welcome this distinguished senior back.

I went in and took a look, but I didn't see the dragon, I only saw Si Jing's man and another strange man sitting on the sofa together watching Peppa Pig.A tall German black back curled up in a corner, its tail was shaking, as if peeing in fear.

The vixen was dumbfounded.

"No," he swallowed, and asked cautiously, "Which one is..."

Kan Ze compared to his side. Jiaolong, who had just swallowed a live chicken, was spitting out chicken feathers, his eyes still fixed on the TV, "This pig is really unique."

"..." The fox smiled dryly, "You... are also very unique."

This is not at all what he imagined! Hey!

Jiaolong hasn't seen enough, so he wants to walk with the TV in his arms so that he can continue to watch this little pink chick.The vixen spent a long time trying to explain to him clearly that this thing needs electricity and a signal, so he just unplugged it, it really doesn't make sense...

The thousand-year-old Jiao frowned and asked, "Why?"

The coercion this time is really strong.The vixen's legs softened, and he almost didn't kneel down on the spot, so he had to start with him from the very beginning, explaining the operation of the circuit and the transmission of signals.After finishing a lesson, the fox carefully and frightenedly asked: "Do you understand?"

"Understood," Jiaolong said, "I only have one question."

"You say."

"Why did I pull this thing out," Jiaolong asked, "so I can't read it?"

"..."

Isn't this the problem just now!

The fox rarely had the urge to swear, and greeted the other party's immortal banban cordially in his heart.

Si Jing said: "You can't explain clearly. When he went up and down the mountain, New China had not yet been established. Electric appliances were not widely used, and kerosene lamps were still used."

The fox suddenly realized that it was an old antique.

In the end, it was Si Jing who came up with the idea, searched on the Internet with his mobile phone, and handed it to Jiaolong to carry it all the way.Jiaolong stared at it, still feeling uncomfortable, and commented, "It's too small."

The fox gritted his teeth in a grin.

"I'll find you an iPad, find an iPad."

This is the real way to coax the reinforcements away.

Jiaolong stepped on the red carpet, Shi Shiran was surrounded by a group of big monsters and little monsters, and was about to be taken back to offer food and drink.The vixen smiled and sent people to the car, then turned to Si Jing and said quietly, "I would rather your family is a thousand-year-old demon."

No matter how you look at it, this dragon seems to have a brain problem.I haven't gone down the mountain for so many years, and I feel almost out of touch with the times.

It is incompatible with the modern socialist society!

Si Jing crossed his arms and didn't speak, but turned his head and glanced at the man beside him thoughtfully.After a while, he reached out and tugged at the corner of his clothes.

"There's a red carpet, are you envious?" He said, procrastinating a bit, and asked lazily, "A thousand-year-old demon?"

Without even moving his eyelids, Kan Ze opened his mouth and said, "I'm not envious."

Si Jingqi said, "Why aren't you envious?"

"—they don't have cats."

Kan Ze pressed his cat cub into his arms and looked at the motorcade driving away with sympathy in his eyes.

"A bunch of poor catless people."

Si Jing grudgingly snorted, taking this as Catnip's compliment to such powerful and mighty creatures as them.

With reinforcements, Si Jing doesn't plan to take care of these cases anymore.He is not a workaholic, he only took time to go to the monster tavern afterwards, and greeted his old friends.

Jiaolong has been fed well these days, and his skin is rosy, delicate and shiny. Sitting across the table, he poured wine for Si Jing, "Two glasses?"

Si Jing shook his head, "I don't drink alcohol. Wait a minute, what is this, still bubbling?"

He raised his glass and looked at it for a while, a little surprised, "Coke?"

Jiaolong said: "This is good to drink. I heard they say that this is called black poison."

Your name is worthy of your identity.

Si Jing was silent for a while, and couldn't bear to tell him that this drink has another name that is more acceptable, Fat House Happy Water.

Jiaolong put the empty Coke bottle aside, then raised his eyes to look at him.

"How are you?"

"Very good." Si Jing said, "Good teeth, good appetite, delicious to eat."

Unexpectedly, Jiaolong saw the problem at a glance.

"Still being punished by God?"

Seeing that Si Jing remained silent, he said: "When the day took form, I told you..."

When Si Jing saw Jiaolong for the first time, Jiaolong was not yet a dragon.There are legends in the world that the four-clawed jiaojiao needs to practice for thousands of years before it can transform into a dragon shape, but it needs someone to admit it before it can truly be reborn and transformed into a dragon.Ordinary dragons, in order not to fail in their cultivation, would entrust their dreams to the old people in the nearby villages many days in advance, in order to obtain their affirmation; On the day he went down the mountain, the villages below were basically wiped out, and there was not even half a living person left for him.

The catastrophe was right in front of him, he stumbled and fumbled in the village for a long time, he thought he would return without success and start from scratch.

Fortunately, I met Si Jing.

Although Si Jing was only a cat, he was already enlightened and quick-witted. He saw Tiao Jiao running wildly in the village from a distance, and immediately meowed and called him over.When Jiaolong looked at it, this little thing was not as big as half a dragon's claw, but it was the only living thing in this village. The catastrophe was just around the corner, the clouds in the sky piled up like a black curtain, and the thunder and lightning had begun. He couldn't wait any longer, he could only hastily roared and asked, "What am I?"

Si Jing drew on the ground with his paws, drawing a word for him with difficulty.

"dragon."

It's a dragon!

Although cats are weak, they are also creatures recognized by the Dao of Heaven.Some creatures said that the Jiaolong was a dragon, so the Jiaolong really lost its body, and the wind and rain blew up. It gradually elongated its body and gave birth to five claws.He stepped on the clouds and looked down, and asked the cat who helped him escape from the catastrophe: "What do you want?"

Si Jing stood up with difficulty, put his two front paws together, and bowed to the dragon above him.His hairy head is now covered with blood, which was thrown out when he tried to bite the group of soldiers just now. If he hadn't dodged quickly, he would have become a bloody corpse on the bayonet.

... become fine.

Most of Si Jing's eyes were covered with blood, but he still bent down firmly.He was lying on the ground, and he could hear his heart beating. Together with the land, his heart was opening his mouth wide, howling, and hissing.

Become refined.

I want to be fine!

If he's just a cat, he can't do anything.He couldn't stop the brutes from driving out of the village laden with spoils, or from setting fire to the ground where he had been.Those familiar people, the hand that once touched his head, the river where he caught fish... are all gone now.

He couldn't even get them all back.Many of them, forced by bayonets and gun barrels, took off their shoes and walked into the river.The sound of guns and guns was booming, and none of them could come up again.

But he could only watch from the sidelines.Wanting to rush forward to bite, he was kicked by the hard military boots, and the spikes made him roll in pain; he hit the stone with his head, and before he could take revenge, his head was bleeding.

Si Jing couldn't find any other way but to become a master.

Jiaolong understood what he meant, but he was unwilling to help him like this, "There is a decree in the way of heaven, and demons should not interfere in the affairs of the world. If you intervene without authorization, you will be punished by heaven."

Si Jing didn't say a word, just hung his hairy head down again, and knocked heavily on the ground a few times.Jiaolong persuaded him a few more times, but seeing that he was still unmoved, he had no choice but to ask: "Have you made up your mind?"

decided.

The kitty's eyes were full of sharp light.

He obtained part of his cultivation base from Jiaolong, and relied on his own spirituality to successfully transform into form.After that, he bid farewell to Jiaolong immediately, followed the company that had left the village, and killed many people silently while they were defenseless.

At the beginning, I was not very proficient, and I didn't know how to use the power in my hands; but later, I gradually became proficient in using it.

His claws are so polished that they can tear a man's chest open in one fell swoop.He laid out all the viscera, and then lit a fire, burned it, and approached another person who wailed and knelt at his feet begging for mercy.

He couldn't understand a word those people said.But Si Jing could understand the action of bowing his knees and begging on the ground.

He also remembered that when the six-year-old tiger next door was pierced by a bayonet, Aunt Li knelt on the ground and begged like this.

— the same group of people.

Si Jing didn't feel even the slightest pity in his heart.He took the knife he snatched from the previous person in his hand, admiring the ugliness of these people like a cat playing with a mouse, and didn't give them any pleasure.Thinking about it now, he even completely lost his mind at that time, and could not think or remember anything other than killing.

It was also the first time for Jiaolong to see such a monster.He originally thought that this cat demon might have been driven mad; but Si Jing dealt with the entire company, and then stretched out his hand to a white-and-yellow-flowered cat in the village.

"……come over."

The cat looked at the blood on his hands in horror, and didn't dare to go forward. It arched its back and hissed.

"come over."

Si Jing repeated it peacefully again, showing no sign of anger. He found something to eat, fed the shivering cat, and then patted the cat's head.

The land cat gradually relaxed, wrapping its tail around his wrist.

"It's okay," Si Jing said, throwing the ticking saber on the ground, "I'm done killing..."

He looked at the sky and suddenly smiled.

"I killed them all."

Jiaolong couldn't understand him at all.

It is said to be sober, but it is not sober; it is said to be cruel, but it is not cruel.He also didn't understand how such a small and weak body could support such a strong heart of revenge.

Until now, Jiaolong still finds it inconceivable.He looked at the young man on the opposite side, his brows and eyes were full of wanton and unrestrained, obviously he was living a good life, and now he was even spoiled by a little bit of temper, how can he see that he was so red-eyed back then, and was in the midst of thousands of troops? The appearance of arbitrary slaughter.

"If you sincerely repent and ask someone to recite scriptures to save you, you can still avoid the punishment of heaven," Jiaolong reminded, "You don't need to suffer this kind of suffering every year, you know."

"I know," Si Jing said, raised his head and smiled, and interrupted him calmly, "but you also need to know that that day, the day I killed them all—"

"That was the happiest day I've ever had."

He sneered.

"Extra? They are not worthy of these two words."

Jiaolong was speechless for a moment.After a long while, Fang asked: "Are you going to endure this forever?"

Si Jing said, "What's wrong with enduring it?"

Let him apologize to those things, it would be better to let him be killed.

Jiaolong also knew he couldn't do it, but, "Maybe there are other ways."

Si Jing didn't care.

"If there is, there will be, and if there is no, there will be no. Anyway, I have already gotten used to it."

He leaned forward a little, but remembered another thing, "Speaking of which, I really want to ask you something."

Jiaolong looked at him.

Si Jingcheng matured early and was still a baby cat. In the next few decades, he spent most of his time in the mountains and didn't get along with people very much. Except for a few cat movies, he basically knew nothing about relationships.There was only a Jiaolong who helped him cultivate and form that day. Although he was a bit careless when he said it, he was also a master and a father. Therefore, after a long time, Si Jing asked, "If I see a person, I feel uncomfortable and my heart beats. It's very fast... what's wrong with that?"

Jiaolong's old father opened his mouth wide and stared at him blankly.

Si Jing was almost furious when he looked at him.

"Do you want to talk? Why do you keep your mouth open?"

Jiaolong twitched violently, and then let out a loud hiccup.The few catties of coke he drank just now seemed to have played a role. He hiccupped one after another, and the walls of the monster tavern trembled, and several hanging murals fell off.All the big and small demons in the tavern let go and ran out, Si Jing's temples were throbbing, and he slapped the old father on the head, "Is it alright?"

Frightened by such a sudden, Jiaolong finally stopped, stroking his chest with lingering fear.

"It's truly black poison."

Si Jing: "..."

Jiaolong said again: "I can answer your question just now."

He paused, and said seriously: "It's normal that you want to mate with her. It's spring now, if you avoid the punishment of God, maybe you can let me see your cub before I leave."

Si Jing almost slapped him on the head again, and growled in a low voice: "I'm the male."

No cubs!

Or do you think Kan Ze can give birth to cubs! !