The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

Kan Ze had never seen it before, so he was waiting to observe it with great interest.The kitten's neck was completely red, as if it had been lifted up and put on a grill, and it felt so irritating to not touch anything.

What's more, Kan Ze was still sitting beside him.Danfeng eyes, the pupils seem to hold a wave of spring water, and the smell of the body is also poured in layer by layer. It is clearly a light herbal smell, but it seems that the feathers of chicks are playing on the heart, itching.

It was as if thousands of ants had been drilled into the blood.

Si Jing pushed people away, a little annoyed.

"Just now I told you not to kiss!"

It's not the first time he's been in heat, but it's the first time he's burned like this.Originally, it wasn't so fast, if it wasn't for Kan Ze's constant leaning towards this side, and the smell was really irritating, Si Jing wouldn't have been so hard to bear.Like a swollen jellyfish, he turned over on the bed with sloshing water in his mouth, tossed restlessly for a long time, and tried to get under the quilt again.

Kan Ze didn't stop, just watched with a smile.After a while, the red-faced cat cub tried several times but couldn't get it right. His anxious tail frowned, and his head was exposed again, full of anger.

"You!" he said, "why don't you hold out your hand?"

Come and help me, right now!

Kan Ze suppressed a smile, and Fang also lifted the quilt and went in.

He taught the short-legged cat to play with a cat teaser.

A thing like a cat teaser needs to have its paws jump up and down according to its range, so that it can be interesting.The cat teaser stick that I just got was straight and straight, painted in a beautiful color, a little pink, Si Jing was taught to stretch his paws, and the movements were not proficient, obviously he didn't play this kind of game very much on weekdays.After a few strokes, it almost took off a layer of paint.

Kan Ze watched and laughed softly twice.Before Si Jing could stare over at him, he spoke first, with a low voice, "Hey, so..."

He held Si Jing's wrist, and the short-legged cat trembled, and opened its mouth to bite his arm.The familiar aroma swept over, and the trembling became more and more severe.

"—this way."

Kan Ze covered his hands.

The small mushroom-shaped part hanging from the top of the cat teaser was touched, and the whole thing began to tremble.Si Jing played tentatively for a while, maybe because he didn't exercise much, he was tired and out of breath.But after a few rounds, he was defeated, his physical strength was discharged, and he huddled under the quilt and panted in a low voice.

Kan Ze lowered his eyes to help him clean up the mess left by playing with toys, and wiped for a long time with a paper towel before he wiped off the traces left just now.

He threw the tissue into the wastebasket, and pulled the quilt down again, "Be careful not to breathe."

Si Jing leaned on the pillow, still breathing softly.After panting for a while, he slowly realized something was wrong from what just happened, and frowned, "I'm a cat demon."

Kan Ze: "Yes."

The boss looked at him suspiciously.

"You don't look surprised at all."

Kan Ze didn't intend to hide it from him, so he nodded.

"Yes."

Si Jing Gulu turned over and sat up, fully understanding, "You knew that earlier?"

Kan Ze simply said calmly: "I have seen you transform."

To be precise, I have seen you transform.

But what's the difference, I just helped the little cat play with the catnip that made the cat stick and thought happily rubbing the leaves.

It's me, it's me, it's all me.

"..." Boss Si was silent for a moment, "So, you always knew..."

Kan Ze had a smile in his eyes, obviously acquiescing.

Ah ah ah ah ah!

Si Jing went completely crazy.

He quickly recalled what stupid things he did with his original form, and the answer was many, many—dropped the toilet, touched a mysterious baby, almost broke his chrysanthemum with a cotton swab, and got his head stuck in a glass bottle.Not to mention that in order to suck a few more mouthfuls later, she slept on Kan Ze's bed and sucked Kan Ze's people, acted like a baby and rolled around, and she didn't know how many times her white belly was turned out to be touched.

How does this make him have the face to live in this world?

Si Jing moved his hand, wanting to dig a hole and bury himself in it.He slowly dug out the quilt, trying to cover himself up again, but was held back by Kan Ze.

"It's okay," he said, "Xiao Hua...that's cute too."

The boss almost scratched his face with his paw.

Heck cute.

Also, don't call me such a stupid name!

"Lie down first," Kan Ze indulged in rubbing the tips of his ears, "I'll get you a glass of water."

Si Jing opened his eyes wide and watched him leave the room. He quickly changed into his original form, hid his clothes, and dragged his almost disabled body to climb up the window.It raised its throat and let out a meow. Not long after, a few cats came downstairs, squatting and guarding downstairs.

Si Jing took a look, and began to jump down the air conditioner unit step by step.Although the legs are soft and the feet are soft, but he can barely jump over.

Only fools stay here.

All the stupid things he did before have been completely exposed, and Si Jing's decades-old face has basically been lost. He doesn't want to see Kan Ze at all right now—if possible, he hopes to build a time machine now, directly It would be better to send yourself back.

Once again, he will never throw away his integrity so clean just to suck two more mouthfuls of the humanoid six gods.

Si Jing wanted to get back all the virtues he lost.

He jumped off the last balcony, and snapped, the whole thing fell into a small round cat cake.Several cats squatting around hurriedly came over, and the fattest one pushed him on the head, meowing continuously.

Where are we going now?

The short-legged cat shook its round head and commanded reluctantly, "Let's run away from home."

The cats looked at each other in blank dismay.

Run away from home, where are you going?

Yeah, where to go?

He is not in human form now, and his activities are inconvenient, and it is unrealistic to just find someone to stay with for a few days.Si Jing thought about it, and finally came to a conclusion, "Go to his house."

"..."

What?

"The most dangerous place is the safest place," Si Jing narrowed his eyes reluctantly, and made a final decision, "Let's go to his house."

It's right next door, Kan Ze will definitely not doubt it.

How did he know that the catnip on the balcony was grabbing the railing at this moment, sticking out two green leaves and looking down intently.Seeing the short-legged cat go up the stairs again with its head on top, Maonip had a clue in his heart.

This is becoming angry from embarrassment and changing places.

After thinking about dividing the pots, he pulled out his roots from the pots, waved the leaves and climbed out of the window, followed the pipes outside to the balcony of Kanze's house, and stuck the leaves on the window to watch.

Si Jing was so exhausted at the moment, he was transported back, and pushed the cat litter under the bed.Tilting his head, he fell asleep in the cat bed.He has only a little orange tail at the top, curled up, not much bigger than a palm.

Still just a pussycat.

Catnip looked at it, and couldn't help shaking its leaves.

If one only looked at the surface, no one would be able to tell that this kitten is actually a big boss—this fluffy little ball looks more like a little sweetheart suitable for being held in the palm of your hand and sucked.

It tipped off the news: Little sweetheart ran away from home and went to our house.

Kan Ze laughed.

Run away from home... where did you go?

-

Si Jing fell asleep for a long time.

The estrus period plus the punishment from God had indeed exhausted all his energy.Now I just move my legs, as if I've been run over by a car, and my whole body throbs with pain.He shrank under the bed, but suddenly heard voices outside the door.

Si Jing immediately became alert.

He was very familiar with the speaker's voice, "I can't get in touch, I really have no choice, even if I take a photo at this time - what kind of thing is this? It's just a few months of rest, why are all kinds of messes Have the rumors come out?"

The voice that followed was Kan Ze's, "Well, I'll contact you."

"Are you here to contact me?"

Fang Yuandao pushed his glasses in disapproval.

"Song Wenlun, what's lacking right now is the heat. It's already a loss for us to tie up Si Jing. If we tie you up again, wouldn't it be more troublesome?"

His brows were furrowed tightly.

It's ridiculous to say it.Si Jing's habit of going on vacation every spring is well known to his fans.In the past three months, the fan circle has basically been crying, everyone is knocking on the bowl waiting for food, from the company's senior management to the agent's Weibo, basically everyone has fallen, and the sky is covered with comments begging Si Jing to appear.

"The first day the baby disappeared, I miss him."

"The day after the baby disappeared, I miss him and miss him."

"On the third day after the baby disappeared, I miss him, miss him..."

Now that Si Jing has entered Kan Ze's studio, it is inevitable that he will be conquered by the vigorous army of fans.Fang Yuandao became numb after seeing ghosts crying and wolves howling too much.

Anyway, no matter how much these mother fans, sister fans, girlfriend fans cry, their sons, brothers and boyfriends will not show up.

Thinking about it this way, Si Jing's fans are indeed a bit miserable.This window period is too long.

But it happened that something happened this year.Starting from the marketing account, many people gradually began to spread another news: Si Jing didn't go on vacation for the past three months, but went to see his children.

look after baby.

Hearing this statement suddenly, Fang Yuandao was also stunned.

Where did the child come from?

Those marketing accounts said clearly, "The child's mother is Si Jing's college classmate, and now works abroad. Si Jing takes three months of vacation every year, and he goes overseas to reunite with them..."

As soon as this rumor came out, the fans were naturally unhappy, and they attacked it in groups.

"Is there any evidence? Don't talk nonsense without evidence!"

"How do you know so clearly about our Si Jing? Do you know that those who spread rumors are legally responsible?"

"My baby is still a baby, where can I find a baby!"

The [-] marketing account did not give up, and after a few days, they posted a few more pictures.The man's back and profile in the picture are indeed somewhat similar to Si Jing, holding a child's hand and walking in a foreign street scene.

This time, the Internet completely exploded. "Surprised! The popular traffic scene actually secretly married and had a child" headlines immediately appeared on the homepages of some gossip websites.Who would be happy to have a baby stuffed in his pocket?The fans were gearing up, and immediately tore with Heizi, and the tearing was so vigorous that the sun and the moon were dark.It's only been one night, and the screenshots of the battle can already fill up the cloud disk.

Fang Yuandao felt a headache when he saw it, and he knew that such rumors should be destroyed in his infancy, but the difficulty was that he couldn't prove it.

If you send a lawyer's letter, you will be mocked as a pretense, and if you don't send it, you will be ridiculed because you have a guilty conscience. No matter what you do, it will be troublesome.

He discussed with Yuan Fang, how about asking Si Jing to show up and take a few travel photos to prove it.

But at this critical juncture when the limelight intensified, the rumored leading actor disappeared.

"Where can this go?" said the agent, "He is also a star, where can he run away without saying a word and find no one?"

Kan Ze glanced under the bed calmly, and replied, "He has something to do."

Fang Yuandao didn't understand anymore, "He's busy, how did you know?"

He glanced around the room suspiciously and confirmed, "The person is not with you."

Kan Zexin said, yes.

Still sleeping under the bed wheezing.

But this matter is difficult to do, but easy to do.Kan Ze pulled over his manager and said in a low voice, "That's it..."

He took out his cell phone and flipped through a few photos.The hair of the young man inside was a bit messy, the quilt was pulled up to his chin, he was sleeping soundly on the pillow, and his face was not very good.Fang Yuandao looked at it, his expression changed accordingly, he looked at the photo, then looked up at his own artist, hesitantly.

"You took all of this?"

Seeing Kan Ze nodding, he felt even more toothache.

"This……"

Why did you take so many pictures of Si Jing sleeping?

Fang Yuandao clearly wanted to ask, but looking at the man in front of him, he didn't have the courage to ask.He was really afraid of getting the answer, what made him unbearable.

For example, because of love.

If such an answer comes out, he can jump off the building.

But at least with the photos, Fang Yuandao immediately contacted the publicity team to post on Weibo.Kan Ze on this side also turned around, went into the kitchen and started frying dried fish.

The fresh small yellow croakers are cleaned quickly and rinsed under the tap.The oil in the pot was boiling hot, and the small yellow croakers, which were not very long, were thrown into it, stirring up a small piece of scattered oil, crackling.

Si Daxie under the bed sniffed and straightened his ears.

Is this cooking fish?

He vigilantly protruded his round hairy head from the corner of the bed, and cautiously looked in the direction of the kitchen.

Kan Ze picked up the fish very neatly, flipped them over with his long chopsticks, poured some sauce on some fish, and put them into the frying pan for frying.The aroma came out desperately, Si Jing woke up from a sleep, his stomach was already empty, now smelling the smell, he couldn't help moving his paws.

Wait a minute.

can not eat!

he warned himself.

Kan Ze didn't know that he ran away from home and came here. If he went out, he would be caught immediately - he has no extra face to lose, and in the end, he must at least maintain his majesty as a big boss in the cat world.

He drew back his short legs again, only to wag his tail uncontrollably.

Gee.

It smells delicious.

Kan Ze came out with a plate, placed a plate of fish on the table not far from Si Jing's hiding place, then went into the kitchen again, and left... Eh, left?

Si Jing carefully looked and looked, and seeing that the person was gone, he quickly stepped on his four short legs and jumped onto the table.He took a fish by the tail and pulled it hastily under the bed—

Before pulling it down, it was suddenly lifted up by a pair of hands.

"Meow!"

The fur on the short-legged cat's head was blown.

Don't hit me!

You let me go!

Kan Ze's eyes darkened while grabbing someone who was stealing and eating his mouth.He didn't let go, but put the cat and the fish into his arms, speaking righteously.

"You steal it."

"..."

Kan Ze, "If you eat my fish, you will be my cat."

Si Jing: "..."

What?

Wait a minute, are you a phishing law enforcement? !