The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]
Chapter 23 The Sixth Kitten
Si Jing searched on the ground, found a hard straw, and put the big fat carp on.He carried the fish back and walked back, muttering all the way, "Sweet and sour fish, braised fish, carp stewed tofu..."
It smells good even if you think about it.
He walked into the hotel's kitchen familiarly, and the door was locked. Si Jing didn't know where to get the key, so he turned it lightly and it opened.The natural gas was ignited, and blue flames shot out. Si Jing found a frying pan and put it on, preheated it, and was very satisfied.
Bai Hongli stared, his heart was so cold that it was almost freezing.
After finding all the cooking utensils, Si Jing turned around and prepared to pack the fish, "Let me see..."
He opened the garbage bag, sharpened the knife, and compared the sharp blade to the trembling body of the big carp.
"Where should the knife come from?"
"..."
It's true.
Bai Yingdi was full of despair.
This is going to be real! !
I have to protect myself.
The face is not important.
Si Jing turned his head to look up the recipes on his mobile phone, and when he turned his head again, the big fat carp that was in the vegetable sink just now was gone.It was replaced by the naked Actor Bai who was shivering from the cold, perhaps not because of the cold, but because he was afraid. Now, with his long legs folded, he was squatting aggrievedly in the small vegetable sink, looking at him.
"..."
Boss Si put down the knife in his hand, feeling dazzled.
"Where's my fish?"
His fish paused and raised a hand tremblingly.
Si Jing didn't believe it, so he ran forward and flipped, "Where's my extra meal?!"
Bai Hongli, who was about to make extra meals, swallowed and raised his other hand, "Hey, here it is."
"..."
It is also a demon, what this posture means is self-evident.Their eyes met, and Bai Hongli asked softly, "Can I... come down first?"
He added another title, "Benefactor?"
Si Jing nodded slowly, and Yingdi Bai hurriedly turned out of the vegetable sink, feeling a little further away from the chopping board with lingering fears, stepping on the floor with bare feet, only able to protect the important parts.
"Where are your clothes?"
Bai Yingdi thought of the clothes that were still pressed under the big rocks by the river.
It's not easy to say too much, if you say too much, you will cry.
He also never thought that if he went for a swim in the river at two o'clock in the middle of the night, he would be caught by Si Jing who was about to make supper.
The boss sighed, tugged at his sleeves, took off his coat, and threw it to him.
Bai Yingdi was dumbfounded, "Huh?"
"Hey hammer," Si Jing sullenly said, "Go back to the room and talk."
Unless you plan to scrape the scales here.
The corridor was quiet and there was no movement at all.Bai Yingdi bypassed the monitoring and took a blind spot, a little far away from the kitchen, and his professionalism was also online again. As a senior, he instructed: "Hurry up, if you are photographed by a paparazzi right now, even if you jump into the Yellow River, you will die." Can't wash it off."
In the middle of the night, the clothes were disheveled, only a coat hung loosely on the waist, and there was still a vacuum inside.If this appearance is seen, the entertainment headlines will be the two of them the next day.
Even the title of the article is easy to guess. Titles like "Bai Hongli's Midnight Rendezvous with Scenery, Disheveled and Affectionate" will definitely be posted on all marketing accounts.Bai Hongli usually has a serious and unreasonable appearance, which will only cause a bigger explosion of public opinion.
In fact, according to Si Jing's thinking, it is good to carry the fish over.But just now he pulled his tail out of the vegetable sink, and the actor Bai is now a bit shadowy about his original form.
I dare not even think about it.
The two had no choice but to quicken their pace.
Si Jing opened the door, and the big carp stepped on the floor and slipped in barefoot.The lights were not turned on, but the structure of each room was similar. Bai Hongli touched the sofa intuitively, and was about to sit down, when his bare arm touched something furry.
When I looked again, there were many green eyes in the pitch black, staring at him faintly.
Bai Hongli: "..."
He opened his mouth wide, but was quickly blocked by Si Boss, "Don't bark."
The lights were turned on, and the cats in the village who came to Sijing's pilgrimage opened their round eyes and stared intently at the big carp on the sofa.The big carp swallowed, pulled the blanket on the back of the sofa to cover his legs, "Why are there so many cats here?"
Sitting among a group of natural enemies, he felt like a sheep in a wolf's den, weak and helpless.
A fat Chinese pastoral cat came over with its tail flicking, and sniffed suspiciously his feet on the carpet.
Bai Hongli quickly hid his feet in the blanket, and changed to sitting on a duck, which only girls can do.He was very flexible, maintaining the girl's sitting posture, and pulled the blanket up a bit, exposing only his head.
"Tell me." Si Jing said, "I haven't seen you in the brochure."
When confirming whether Kan Ze was the catnip essence, he searched through all the thousand-year-old demons. Except for old acquaintances, he had never seen a carp that turned into a spirit.
A cat was standing on the armrest and nibbling at Bai Hongli's hair, and the actor Bai pulled the hair out of the cat's mouth and said, "That's it..."
He explained, "I'm of mixed race."
It's no wonder that mixed blood is a separate book.The boss changed his sitting position, and immediately a younger brother came over and spread his fur belly as a mat for him. He sat on the sofa opposite, with light eyebrows and eyes, and the imposing manner of a gangster, "How long have you been a prodigy?"
Senior White twisted his arms and legs in front of him, like a newly married girl, speaking softly.
"It didn't take long," he said, "just 30 years. Born, can change shape."
"you--"
"My dad is," Bai Hongli added caringly, and looked at him eagerly, "My dad's name is Bai Li."
Baili, Baili.
The name is so realistic.
Si Jing thought for a while, if he was named according to this method, he should be called Mao Weiwu, or Mao Baqi.
Bai Hongli was still looking at him eagerly: "Do you have any impression?"
"..."
Boss Si looked back, his eyes filled with bewilderment.Slowly, he realized something from the outline of the person in front of him, hooking him with another face in his memory, "Is your father the fish from before?"
Bai Hongli immediately called out: "Benefactor!"
Since he was still surrounded by cats at the moment, this cry was so sincere that it almost brought tears to his eyes.
Si Jing: "...It's ok. You and your father were caught by me in exactly the same way."
The same scene, the same time, the same size big fat carp.
You are truly father and son.
Bai Hongli said politely: "Benefactor, you can see when your daily snack time is. Our family will stagger that time for swimming in the future."
I can't always be caught by you, don't you think?
Si Jing was silent for a while.Suddenly said: "Are you a koi?"
Bai Yingdi hurriedly sat up a little more straight.
Si Jing confirmed: "Is it useful?"
"Useful," Big Fat Carp tried to sell himself, "except for being caught by you all the time, we are quite useful at other times. Look at me, what is popular, what is popular! If you want, I have more Several selected notebooks are useful for safekeeping!"
"No need." The boss said, took out his mobile phone, and clicked on Weibo.
He opened the interface and handed it over.
Bai Hongli: "...?"
"The factory said they were going to draw a lottery," Si Jing said, "The lottery will be drawn tomorrow, so you forward it."
Bai Hongli didn't even look carefully, and saw that it was Si Jing's trumpet, which had not been authenticated, so he clicked forward directly.After turning, I remembered to ask: "What do you want to smoke?"
Boss Si was silent for a while, and immediately replied: "You don't need to know."
Not good for you.
The big fat carp looked confused.
The next day, African cat Si Jing, who had never won a prize before, won the grand prize.Bai Hongli went downstairs to have a meal, and saw the courier carrying the boxes up the stairs, and the smell from inside seemed a little familiar.Sniffing, he walked suspiciously into the dining room.
"What is being delivered outside?"
Si Jing had finished eating, and Chen Caicai was in the restaurant.Chen Caicai is wearing a casual suit today, her legs are long and straight, her eyes are round, revealing a bit of innocence.She habitually draws out her voice, which is a bit unbelievable.
"Dried fish!" she said, "Senior, don't you know?"
"..."
what?
"Dried fish," Chen Caicai repeated again firmly, "Brother Si won the lottery, and he won a prize of [-] catties of small dried fish in one go. It may take a while to transport it."
Only then did Yingdi Bai know what he was smoking yesterday, and he suddenly felt that he was a sinful fish in the population.
He is sorry for his father, sorry for his mother, and sorry for his grandpa!
Bai Hongli didn't dare to go to the Sijing room all day, for fear of bumping into the fish eating scene.
It wasn't until evening that he took the dry-cleaned clothes he borrowed yesterday and walked to the elevator.Bai Yingdi was full of worries all the way, and only when he bumped into him did he notice, and apologized hastily, Kan Ze who was hit said politely: "Senior, you're welcome."
Bai Hongli looked at him, he had always had a good impression of this junior, he stood in the elevator and chatted casually with him: "Want to go out?"
Kan Ze: "I need to talk to the producer about something. Where's the senior?"
Bai Yingdi lifted up the bag in his hand, and said with a smile, "I need some more."
Kan Ze's eyes fell on the clothes in the paper bag, and suddenly he frowned.Bai Hongli didn't notice, got off the elevator on the floor where Si Jing lived, and waved at the junior, "See you later."
Kan Ze said in a deep voice, "Goodbye."
He was the only one left in the elevator, but he didn't press the door close button for a long time.After a while, the elevator closed the door by itself and transported him all the way to the first floor.
The assistants and managers outside were all waiting, but Kan Ze suddenly stretched out his hand and pressed the close button again, pressing the floor where he stopped before.
He rose slowly inside again, and the few people outside were dumbfounded.
"Hey... hey? Hey??"
Didn't you say that you came down to have a meal with the producer, why did you go back again?
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The elevator doors opened.Kan Ze stepped on the carpet, unable to tell what emotion was in his heart.He stood in front of the elevator for a while, and finally took a step.
Si Jing's clothes have a very strong personal style, such colors and styles, almost only he can control, even if it is a large area and a wide range of contrasting colors, it can be worn to show the top trend style that the designer wants.Kan Ze didn't think Bai Hongli would wear such clothes, and it was obvious who the clothes belonged to.
He only hesitated whether to go there.
After thinking for a while, a green sprout emerged from the left and right sleeves.
Winning on the left is in the past, and winning on the right is not in the past.
"Scissors, rock, paper—"
The bud took a pose in the air, and the two small leaves on it trembled.Cloth on the left, scissors on the right.
Kan Ze stared at it for a while, then fell silent again, and changed his words.
"Winning on the right is in the past, winning on the left is not in the past."
He stuffed back the two buds that were shocked by the speed of his change, and walked straight in the direction of Si Jing.He is also the owner of the studio now, and it is not wrong to see how the artists under his banner are doing.
Not to mention the fate of rock-paper-scissors.
The door of the room was unlocked, and intermittent sounds could be heard from inside, piercing into people's ears and scratching them.
"How is the strength? Is it light or heavy?"
"Then I'll be lighter—come on, change your position—"
Kan Ze's expression gradually became solemn and gloomy, he pushed open the door and walked in.Inside, the film king Bai was sitting on the sofa, doing something with his eyes downcast, not aware of his arrival at all, until he heard the sound of the door, he subconsciously turned his head, "That's it?...Kan Ze?"
A soft meow came from his arms, and the short-legged cat was obviously also shocked, stepping on Bai Hongli to look at Kan Ze who just came in.
Meow?
Kan Ze never imagined this scene.
Bai Yingdi is almost squatting on the ground at this moment, only occupying the small part in front of the chair, sitting upright, and is doing his best to pinch the cat's legs.
The fur on the white belly of the pinched cat was trembling, twitching comfortably.
Kan Ze: "..."
The charming scene in his imagination did not exist at all. Bai Hongli pinched the short cat's legs attentively and greeted him cordially, "How about this strength?"
Is it okay?
Boss Si lay back again, meowed, and the big tail swept his face contentedly.Bai Yingdi seemed to have received a great compliment, his expression suddenly cheered up, he changed his leg and continued to pinch, his straight suit pants were covered with fine cat hair, he didn't see it, he just caressed about it Mao Mo, from time to time, feed him saliva and nutrition bars as snacks, just like a little brother in front of a saddle.
"Why did it come here?" Kan Ze said, closing the door.
Bai Hongli was still trying his best to please the natural enemy, so he asked casually, "Who?"
Then he realized, "Si Jing's cat?"
"Ah."
"Brought it," Bai Yingdi said, "after all, such a domineering cat, how could he leave it at home, how unsafe is it?"
Kan Ze: "I didn't see you a few days ago."
"He just came here," Bai Hongli said confidently, "Let me take care of it."
Kan Ze didn't make a sound, just stared at the cat who was a little restless after smelling the smell, and kept flicking its tail.After smelling it for a long time, Si Jing finally couldn't help it, pulled his leg out of the attendant's hand, sat up a little bit, and let out a meow.
...the intoxicating aroma.
It has been quite a few days since I sucked it directly, and the lethality has increased several times.
As if he drank old wine, he staggered towards the direction of the smell like a bird that fell out of a bird's nest. As if he was tempted by a poisonous snake, he hooked his tail around Kanze's leg and meowed softly. Meow, the eyes are pure and innocent.
If it is posted on the Internet, there must be many shit-shoveling officers clapping their keyboards and shouting: Give it!Give it whatever it wants! !Even if it takes my life! ! !
Kan Ze looked at him for a while, and then he took hold of him and picked him up.The little kitten plunged into his arms, its fur paws tore open the skirt of the shirt, trying to get inside in a familiar way.
But Kan Ze pulled him out by the tail.
The little cat meowed again, quite unhappy.
"Miu?"
"Since it was entrusted to Senior Bai to take care of it, naturally you can't come to me," Kan Ze lowered his eyes, took it out firmly, and returned it to Bai Hongli, "I'll take a step first."
hey?
Si Jing was held in Bai Hongli's arms, and he subconsciously felt that something was wrong.He jumped down and followed two steps, his cry was more prolonged, like sugar silk, milky in milk, full of shock.
Kan Ze heard the voice, but he didn't look back, and strode out straight away.
He goes out.
Bai Hongli: "There's something wrong with him, what's the matter? He's not usually such a cold person."
Si Jing also looked at the closed door at this moment, his hairy tail drooped down in disappointment, and said nothing.
Bai Hongli: "Does he not like cats?"
Si Jing opened his mouth violently, baring his small fangs fiercely at him.
fraud!
Does he not like cats?He sucked me for a long time before, okay? ! !
Obviously he was the one who was begging to take care of his son, okay? ! !
Bai Shining's little fangs were not threatening at all, but they really frightened the big fat carp, and immediately shrank back on the sofa, cowardly, and vowed, "When I saw Kan Ze, he was someone who really liked cats."
I like it all the time.
“Definitely a cat lover!”
Boss Si finally felt more comfortable, and turned to look at the door again.
... Tsk.
She was sweet and called Xiaohua before, what's wrong with her now?
Throw it away?
Kan Ze is having dinner with the producer.
This meal has been scheduled for a long time, so there must be something to say.In the middle of the show, the producer hesitated and asked tentatively: "Brother Kan, what do you think of the effect of our program?"
This topic is basically nonsense.Kan Ze tapped his fingers on the table and said calmly, "Not bad."
It can't be said that it is full of jokes, but it can be regarded as positive energy.Supported by the high popularity of several guests, the ratings will not be bad.
Producer: "But it's less explosive."
This made Kan Ze feel a little uncomfortable, "Huh?"
"Let's be less explosive," the producer sighed. "Ordinary programs must have something to attract people's attention—whether it's news or gossip, you have to increase your popularity in order to gain ratings."
Kan Ze actually agreed: "It makes sense."
The producer was overjoyed.
"So the accident that almost happened before can be published as safety news," Kan Ze didn't smile, Danfeng stared at him calmly, "How?"
"..."
The producer's words were all choked into his stomach.Security news, he was the one who was scolded, he said: "This is not eye-catching, let's change it to something else."
After a pause, he finally proposed the purpose of the meal, "Fry a cp with Chen Caicai, what do you think?"
Kan Ze calmly said, "What does she mean?"
"Where can it be!" The producer retorted subconsciously, "This is what I mean, how popular are group pets recently? Make a Shura field, and you and Si Jing will get a little closer to her. This is something to watch, isn't it?"
Two men competing for one woman is like a novel by Mary Sue, and it will definitely coax those undiscriminating netizens to heaven.
Kan Ze's eyes darkened even more.
"And Si Jing?"
Producer: "The character design that you can't ask for is quite common now, and it's very popular. You don't need to do anything else, just help her more——"
"Do not."
The producer was taken aback.
"Ok?"
"I said, no." Kan Ze repeated it calmly, "I hope you don't have such an idea again."
The producer was a little annoyed, "It's for the good of the show!"
"This is for the good of Miss Chen."
"you--"
"There is nothing to discuss," Kan Ze stood up, "If such a promotion is really arranged, Si Jing and I will withdraw from the show."
He took two steps forward, then suddenly turned his head again.
"Si Jing is chasing stars," Kan Ze said in a flat voice, "but I'm sorry, it's not Chen Caicai."
"—I'm the one chasing after you."
The producer was tongue-tied and sat where he was, without reacting for a long time.
When the show was filming again in the afternoon, Chen Caicai was obviously closer to Kan Ze, smiling, as if she didn't know anything, "What is Brother Kan doing in the room these days? You didn't even send me a message?"
She stepped on shoes with small high heels, barely reaching Kan Ze's shoulders, and the high heels were dangling in the mud at the moment, she groaned, and reached out to support Kan Ze's arm, "Brother Kan——"
The man took a step back.Chen Caicai threw herself into the mud all at once, describing herself as a mess, her makeup was covered in yellow mud.
"Brother Kan!"
She raised her voice and pursed her lips.
"Why are you making such a fuss, I'm angry!"
Kan Ze didn't answer her words, just looked down at her with his back to the camera, and suddenly spoke.
"The law of infamy cannot last long."
Chen Caicai's shoulders trembled a little.She collected herself and said, "What are you talking about, Brother Kan?"
The man's eyes fell on her shoulders, as if he was looking at something.
Chen Caicai subconsciously reached out and pressed her shoulder, her expression changed.She gritted her teeth and stood up again. Without another word, she pulled the heel out of the mud and walked to the other side.
Kan Ze didn't look at it anymore.
On Chen Caicai's shoulders sat a girl who looked only two or three years old.The girl's body was black and blue, and she was stretching her arms around her neck at this moment, making a hissing sound.
"Annoying...an annoying goblin..."
The girl Kaka turned her head and looked at the back of the man.
"Annoying goblin, disobedient..."
Chen Caicai quickened her pace and closed her mouth tightly.
The shooting scene went smoothly, and several guests stepped in the mud, staggering every step.Si Jing put on his plastic boots and even jumped, but he sank so deep that he couldn't pull it out.
He was stuck in the mud, shaking his legs desperately.
--come out!
Give me--
come out----
Si Jing gritted his teeth and struggled.Suddenly, a familiar aura came over from behind, and simply dropped two words, "Don't move."
Boss Si didn't listen to him, and moved even more violently, humming and humming.
"I can do it myself!"
"This will sink deeper."
"..."
You're right, it's almost sinking into your thighs right now.
Si Jing had no choice but to obey.Kan Ze put his hands on his armpits, grabbed his arms, and pulled him out like a carrot.The face of the plucked human-shaped radish was covered with a lot of mud, and the curly hair was not curled very much at the moment. He was aggrieved to be pulled by someone, and he was a little dissatisfied.
What the hell is this?
Kan Ze stepped up his strength.
Si Jing's hands are tied, and he has nothing to love.
Why did he jump just now?
"You are great?"
Kan Ze: "OK."
After pulling for a long time, with a puff, the radish finally pulled out its roots with difficulty, and both of them fell to the ground.Kan Ze won the tug-of-war with Ni. Looking at the finally pulled out Daluo, Daluo staggered to his feet and suddenly realized something, "Where are my shoes, where are my shoes?"
"..."
His shoes were still stuck in the mud, and his boots were sunk so deep that he couldn't pull them out.At the moment, Si Jing's white and tender feet are bare, and he barely stands in the independent posture of a golden rooster, swaying here and there.
Most cats like to be clean, and Si Jing is no exception, he can't step his feet into the mud without hindrance.
How the hell do we go about this?
The program group was obviously watching the fun, and no one brought him shoes, and they tried their best to make this episode a joke.Si Jing stared at it for a long time, then gritted his teeth.
At worst, just jump on one foot, what's so great about it?
Brother, I have been on the battlefield, why would I be afraid of this kind of mud field?
He was about to jump forward in a fighting cock position, but was suddenly held back by Kan Ze.
"I'll carry you."
The boss's face twisted.
"I'll help you."
The boss looked relieved.
"to make."
He put his arms around Kan Ze's shoulders and strenuously walked forward.Kan Ze let his bare foot step on his shoe, and the two of them were so close that Si Jing's temples started to thump, and after several glances, he hesitated to bite that hand.
The camera was shooting a distant view, and the two of them could not be heard talking.
"Have you gotten very close to Senior White recently?"
Si Jing: "Ordinary, ordinary."
Just the normal relationship between cats and fish.
Kan Ze paused, thinking about something, his eyes darkened.Si Jing stepped on his foot, didn't realize that there was something wrong with the man's question just now, and kept saying, "He's fine."
Good luck.
"People are nice too."
Can help me smoke small dried fish.
Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao would be there, and Bai Hongli not far away was already waving at them, and both of them saw it.
Kan Ze lowered his eyes and suddenly opened his mouth.
"One must be single-minded in life, and so is chasing stars."
Si Jing was taken aback.
what?
"you--"
Kan Ze pursed his thin lips.
"Your true master will not be happy if you do this."
"..."
Si Jing was quite incomprehensible, "Where did I come from as the Lord?"
Who has such a big face, who can be my master?
The lord, Kan Ze, looked at him silently, helped him stand upright, and left.
Bai Hongli walked over with difficulty from not far away, opened his mouth to call benefactor, changed his mouth again, and swallowed the address: "Xiao...Si, are you okay?"
Si Jing was angry: "Help me, hurry up!"
The big carp supported him, and the two staggered to the finish line.Boss Si was exhausted physically and mentally, "I am not very compatible with this land."
Bai Hongli said: "Go take a shower quickly, be careful not to catch a cold."
With a sullen face, Si Jing raised the shower head to wash off all the mud in his hair.The brown muddy water trickled down, and as he watched, his temples twitched again.
Dirty.
Boss Si moved in disgust, almost standing in the sink.He sneezed a little, then simply changed back to his original shape, soaked directly into the basin, and splashed the water on his body expressionlessly.
Shake the fur, then shake the fur's ears.As soon as the air conditioner was turned on, Si Jing found a place where the wind from the air conditioner could blow, and lay down on the ground, drying out his fluffy white belly, waiting for it to dry.
Bai Hongli also finished washing, and sent text messages one by one.
[Does the benefactor still pinch his legs? 】
[I can also help blow hair. 】
[Do you need me to heat up the goat milk again? 】
Si Jing patted his paw impatiently and turned off his phone.He squinted his eyes, wondering what kind of wind the Humanoid Six Gods had drawn. Not only did he not hug him, feed him, or suck him, he even dared to throw him halfway. Where did he get the courage? Can't he borrow it from some leopard spirit?
There was a beeping sound from outside, Si Jing climbed onto the chair, jumped from the chair to the window sill, pulled open the glass with difficulty, stuck out his round head, and looked downstairs.
Downstairs there is a white cat, which seems to be raised by people in the village, with a beautiful collar around its neck. It is a sleek little tomcat.
Si Jing stepped on the window sill, pulling out his voice majestically.
Hurry up to worship, why are you always standing at the bottom?
The white cat heard it too, but it didn't listen to his call, and was still circling underneath.The boss jumped up and down, ready to go down to teach the cat, but suddenly his nose moved.
Familiar aroma.
He stuck his head back with a shriek, stretched out his long neck, and looked quietly.
The Humanoid Six Gods were downstairs, and now they brought a small bowl with some small dried fish in it.The white cat bowed its head and meowed after taking a bite, its tail limply wrapped around his wrist, its meowing was extremely sweet.
Si Jing heard it clearly, the cat kept saying:
"It's so kind of you."
"It's also pretty."
"Take me home? I promise I'm a good cat."
--Ha ha.
You're a good cat, with your body shape, you look like a demolisher.What's the matter?Beaten by the master, ran away from home and came here?
The short-legged milk cat licked its paws, feeling sour.
Why are you so unmotivated?
The white cat was still meowing, but softer.
"Take me away!"
"Take me away!"
"I would like to be your little cutie!"
Si Jing bit his teeth with a small piece of pointed nail, and patted his tail.
Pooh.
She's still cute, if Kan Ze can be fooled——
The man in sight suddenly bent down, picked up the white cat, and put it in his arms.
Si Jing suddenly stood up, squeezed himself against the anti-theft window on the window sill, and almost spread it into a cat cake.
What?
Kan Ze walked upstairs with the white cat in his arms, and stroked the white cat's head. The white cat purred and purred.
Si Jing's eyes are about to burst.
What?What? ? ?
He jumped down, staggered with his short legs and didn't care, immediately stretched out his paws and pulled the door open, squeezing himself out through the crack.
Downstairs, Kan Ze and Baimao are waiting for the elevator.
Si Jing jumped up and down in a hurry, and ran towards the stairs, not caring about his iron law of never using his original form to go down the stairs, so he just jumped down with his paws.
Pfft, two front paws stepped on the next step of stairs.
Pfft, the hind paws followed.
Poof, poof...
Si Jing moved his short legs with difficulty, and jumped down from the top like a rabbit, jumping and jumping.Gritting his teeth for the last time, he simply curled up his legs and rolled directly.
The milk-brown fur ball rolled from above to the ground, where it was planted in a mess.
Si Jing stood up and ran towards the elevator, just in time to see the elevator door open, and Kan Ze went in with the coquettish white cat in his arms.The white cat licked his face, looking cute and obedient.
Si Jing stared at the floor where he stopped, turned his head and ran upstairs again.
Where did the cat come from!
It's fine if you don't come to worship him, but you still eat his dried fish, occupy his excrement shovel officer, and suck his humanoid six gods? ! !
Haven't heard of his reputation on the catwalk?
Going up the stairs is much easier than going down the stairs. When the short legs ran to that floor, the door was not completely closed.Si Jing slid in along the crack of the door, shaking his ears, and hid vigilantly behind the chair.
The white cat is squatting on the mat.
It was born beautifully, with a dignified appearance, with four furry paws clustered together, and the capitals are well-behaved.Fang Yuandao was also in the room at the moment, and said with a smile: "Where did you pick up the cat? This one is quite obedient."
Si Daxie exploded into a sword-backed dragon.
What does this mean?
The white cat meowed softly, its eyes were so wet that it could almost drip.It took the initiative to turn its belly out, and the manager put his hand on it, as if touching a cloud, "It's so soft."
He said, "Brother Kan, don't you want to touch it?"
Kan Ze was looking for something in the corner of the room, and said in a deep voice, "No."
After touching its belly, the white cat stretched out its paws again.Holding the paw pad, Fang Yuandao couldn't help admiring the cuteness of the cat, "It's rare to see such a good-tempered and clingy cat."
Si Jing spit out his mouth.
The cat food was poured into the bowl, and the goat milk was filled to the brim.The white cat licked the palm of the person, then paced over gracefully, and continued to eat with its head buried.Its legs are very long, and it walks in a standard one-word step, which is quite dignified.
Boss Si stared at it for a while, then tentatively took two steps under the chair.
Ok……
He walked out with a standard two-character step, because his legs were too short to step on the line in the middle.
Si Jing slapped his paw and glared.
Ah.
He held back his breath, flashed his fangs, and gnawed on the leg of the chair.The desire for monopoly is all coming out at this moment, and I always feel bad.Kan Ze hugged the white cat and was cutting its nails.
... No wonder he didn't want to hug him last time, and couldn't wait to throw him to the big fat fish.
It turned out to be a new cat.
Si Jing had pantothenic acid in his mouth.
The new cat didn't look too bad, but with longer legs and smoother coat, it looked smarter, but in fact it was still stupid, with its belly spread out on all fours.There is also a small collar around its neck, which is very beautiful. I thought it was given by the villagers, but now it seems that Kan Ze probably bought it.
……
Actually nothing.
There are many people who want to support him, and there is no shortage of this one.What a fucking little flower, the name is terrible, every day being called like this, the cat's face is completely lost.
He just doesn't care.
he--
He doesn't care at all.
What good is being raised? —he was dropped, more than once anyway.
Si Jing turned his head and walked out, but this time his steps were much heavier and slower.He walked slowly to the door, ready to go out.
But who the hell locked the door?
Si Jing stretched out his paws to reach the doorknob, just in time to hear the white cat meowing again behind him.
"Raise me..."
"..."
The fire in the bottom of my heart completely ignited.
keep!
Raise a hammer, raise a fairy board!
Anyway, the door was also locked, and there was a lot of noise going out, so he would have to be discovered sooner or later.Si Jing turned around violently, and went directly towards the person and the cat, as if his original husband was about to catch rape.
Do you know whose territory this is?
Boy, you dare to act wildly on my place without worshiping the top of the mountain? ?
He showed his paws and jumped his short legs, and he jumped up with his teeth and claws.Fang Yuandao was caught off guard and was taken aback, "Why is this cat here?"
Kan Ze frowned, handed him the white cat, stretched out his arms, and took it firmly.
Si Jing landed right in his arms, his olive-blue cat eyes were wide open, like two walnuts, grinning and glaring.
Let go!
You let me go!
Kan Ze said, "Xiao Hua."
Little flower with a hammer!
I told you not to call me by my name, do you understand? ?
Kan Ze stretched out his hand and rubbed its furry ears, as if he had sensed something, he turned the ears over and poured out the water inside.
"Why are you still wet?"
I am happy!
Si Jing desperately kicked him with his short legs.
Why are you still hugging me?You let me go, I have to teach this cat a good lesson——
The white cat was terrified by this posture, shivering in Fang Yuandao's arms, like a little white lotus.
"Meow……"
Si Jing was even angrier, and called back, with a rough voice.
"Meow meow meow!!"
What's the matter, who wouldn't call it right?
Fang Yuandao covered the white cat's ears, and said in disapproval, "You scared it. How could it be like this?"
Si Jing's tail was bristling, Lao Gao bit Kan Ze's wrist.
what's going on?
Kan Ze actually agreed: "Well, I was frightened."
The short-legged milk cat in his arms was stunned, its fur tail drooped a little bit, but its teeth were clenched even tighter.
Fang Yuan felt distressed: "Hey..."
"It scared Xiao Hua," Kan Ze said, "Put it back, and its injury should heal."
"..."
Fang Yuan was stunned.
Who scares whom?
Look into my eyes and tell me again who scares whom? ?
It smells good even if you think about it.
He walked into the hotel's kitchen familiarly, and the door was locked. Si Jing didn't know where to get the key, so he turned it lightly and it opened.The natural gas was ignited, and blue flames shot out. Si Jing found a frying pan and put it on, preheated it, and was very satisfied.
Bai Hongli stared, his heart was so cold that it was almost freezing.
After finding all the cooking utensils, Si Jing turned around and prepared to pack the fish, "Let me see..."
He opened the garbage bag, sharpened the knife, and compared the sharp blade to the trembling body of the big carp.
"Where should the knife come from?"
"..."
It's true.
Bai Yingdi was full of despair.
This is going to be real! !
I have to protect myself.
The face is not important.
Si Jing turned his head to look up the recipes on his mobile phone, and when he turned his head again, the big fat carp that was in the vegetable sink just now was gone.It was replaced by the naked Actor Bai who was shivering from the cold, perhaps not because of the cold, but because he was afraid. Now, with his long legs folded, he was squatting aggrievedly in the small vegetable sink, looking at him.
"..."
Boss Si put down the knife in his hand, feeling dazzled.
"Where's my fish?"
His fish paused and raised a hand tremblingly.
Si Jing didn't believe it, so he ran forward and flipped, "Where's my extra meal?!"
Bai Hongli, who was about to make extra meals, swallowed and raised his other hand, "Hey, here it is."
"..."
It is also a demon, what this posture means is self-evident.Their eyes met, and Bai Hongli asked softly, "Can I... come down first?"
He added another title, "Benefactor?"
Si Jing nodded slowly, and Yingdi Bai hurriedly turned out of the vegetable sink, feeling a little further away from the chopping board with lingering fears, stepping on the floor with bare feet, only able to protect the important parts.
"Where are your clothes?"
Bai Yingdi thought of the clothes that were still pressed under the big rocks by the river.
It's not easy to say too much, if you say too much, you will cry.
He also never thought that if he went for a swim in the river at two o'clock in the middle of the night, he would be caught by Si Jing who was about to make supper.
The boss sighed, tugged at his sleeves, took off his coat, and threw it to him.
Bai Yingdi was dumbfounded, "Huh?"
"Hey hammer," Si Jing sullenly said, "Go back to the room and talk."
Unless you plan to scrape the scales here.
The corridor was quiet and there was no movement at all.Bai Yingdi bypassed the monitoring and took a blind spot, a little far away from the kitchen, and his professionalism was also online again. As a senior, he instructed: "Hurry up, if you are photographed by a paparazzi right now, even if you jump into the Yellow River, you will die." Can't wash it off."
In the middle of the night, the clothes were disheveled, only a coat hung loosely on the waist, and there was still a vacuum inside.If this appearance is seen, the entertainment headlines will be the two of them the next day.
Even the title of the article is easy to guess. Titles like "Bai Hongli's Midnight Rendezvous with Scenery, Disheveled and Affectionate" will definitely be posted on all marketing accounts.Bai Hongli usually has a serious and unreasonable appearance, which will only cause a bigger explosion of public opinion.
In fact, according to Si Jing's thinking, it is good to carry the fish over.But just now he pulled his tail out of the vegetable sink, and the actor Bai is now a bit shadowy about his original form.
I dare not even think about it.
The two had no choice but to quicken their pace.
Si Jing opened the door, and the big carp stepped on the floor and slipped in barefoot.The lights were not turned on, but the structure of each room was similar. Bai Hongli touched the sofa intuitively, and was about to sit down, when his bare arm touched something furry.
When I looked again, there were many green eyes in the pitch black, staring at him faintly.
Bai Hongli: "..."
He opened his mouth wide, but was quickly blocked by Si Boss, "Don't bark."
The lights were turned on, and the cats in the village who came to Sijing's pilgrimage opened their round eyes and stared intently at the big carp on the sofa.The big carp swallowed, pulled the blanket on the back of the sofa to cover his legs, "Why are there so many cats here?"
Sitting among a group of natural enemies, he felt like a sheep in a wolf's den, weak and helpless.
A fat Chinese pastoral cat came over with its tail flicking, and sniffed suspiciously his feet on the carpet.
Bai Hongli quickly hid his feet in the blanket, and changed to sitting on a duck, which only girls can do.He was very flexible, maintaining the girl's sitting posture, and pulled the blanket up a bit, exposing only his head.
"Tell me." Si Jing said, "I haven't seen you in the brochure."
When confirming whether Kan Ze was the catnip essence, he searched through all the thousand-year-old demons. Except for old acquaintances, he had never seen a carp that turned into a spirit.
A cat was standing on the armrest and nibbling at Bai Hongli's hair, and the actor Bai pulled the hair out of the cat's mouth and said, "That's it..."
He explained, "I'm of mixed race."
It's no wonder that mixed blood is a separate book.The boss changed his sitting position, and immediately a younger brother came over and spread his fur belly as a mat for him. He sat on the sofa opposite, with light eyebrows and eyes, and the imposing manner of a gangster, "How long have you been a prodigy?"
Senior White twisted his arms and legs in front of him, like a newly married girl, speaking softly.
"It didn't take long," he said, "just 30 years. Born, can change shape."
"you--"
"My dad is," Bai Hongli added caringly, and looked at him eagerly, "My dad's name is Bai Li."
Baili, Baili.
The name is so realistic.
Si Jing thought for a while, if he was named according to this method, he should be called Mao Weiwu, or Mao Baqi.
Bai Hongli was still looking at him eagerly: "Do you have any impression?"
"..."
Boss Si looked back, his eyes filled with bewilderment.Slowly, he realized something from the outline of the person in front of him, hooking him with another face in his memory, "Is your father the fish from before?"
Bai Hongli immediately called out: "Benefactor!"
Since he was still surrounded by cats at the moment, this cry was so sincere that it almost brought tears to his eyes.
Si Jing: "...It's ok. You and your father were caught by me in exactly the same way."
The same scene, the same time, the same size big fat carp.
You are truly father and son.
Bai Hongli said politely: "Benefactor, you can see when your daily snack time is. Our family will stagger that time for swimming in the future."
I can't always be caught by you, don't you think?
Si Jing was silent for a while.Suddenly said: "Are you a koi?"
Bai Yingdi hurriedly sat up a little more straight.
Si Jing confirmed: "Is it useful?"
"Useful," Big Fat Carp tried to sell himself, "except for being caught by you all the time, we are quite useful at other times. Look at me, what is popular, what is popular! If you want, I have more Several selected notebooks are useful for safekeeping!"
"No need." The boss said, took out his mobile phone, and clicked on Weibo.
He opened the interface and handed it over.
Bai Hongli: "...?"
"The factory said they were going to draw a lottery," Si Jing said, "The lottery will be drawn tomorrow, so you forward it."
Bai Hongli didn't even look carefully, and saw that it was Si Jing's trumpet, which had not been authenticated, so he clicked forward directly.After turning, I remembered to ask: "What do you want to smoke?"
Boss Si was silent for a while, and immediately replied: "You don't need to know."
Not good for you.
The big fat carp looked confused.
The next day, African cat Si Jing, who had never won a prize before, won the grand prize.Bai Hongli went downstairs to have a meal, and saw the courier carrying the boxes up the stairs, and the smell from inside seemed a little familiar.Sniffing, he walked suspiciously into the dining room.
"What is being delivered outside?"
Si Jing had finished eating, and Chen Caicai was in the restaurant.Chen Caicai is wearing a casual suit today, her legs are long and straight, her eyes are round, revealing a bit of innocence.She habitually draws out her voice, which is a bit unbelievable.
"Dried fish!" she said, "Senior, don't you know?"
"..."
what?
"Dried fish," Chen Caicai repeated again firmly, "Brother Si won the lottery, and he won a prize of [-] catties of small dried fish in one go. It may take a while to transport it."
Only then did Yingdi Bai know what he was smoking yesterday, and he suddenly felt that he was a sinful fish in the population.
He is sorry for his father, sorry for his mother, and sorry for his grandpa!
Bai Hongli didn't dare to go to the Sijing room all day, for fear of bumping into the fish eating scene.
It wasn't until evening that he took the dry-cleaned clothes he borrowed yesterday and walked to the elevator.Bai Yingdi was full of worries all the way, and only when he bumped into him did he notice, and apologized hastily, Kan Ze who was hit said politely: "Senior, you're welcome."
Bai Hongli looked at him, he had always had a good impression of this junior, he stood in the elevator and chatted casually with him: "Want to go out?"
Kan Ze: "I need to talk to the producer about something. Where's the senior?"
Bai Yingdi lifted up the bag in his hand, and said with a smile, "I need some more."
Kan Ze's eyes fell on the clothes in the paper bag, and suddenly he frowned.Bai Hongli didn't notice, got off the elevator on the floor where Si Jing lived, and waved at the junior, "See you later."
Kan Ze said in a deep voice, "Goodbye."
He was the only one left in the elevator, but he didn't press the door close button for a long time.After a while, the elevator closed the door by itself and transported him all the way to the first floor.
The assistants and managers outside were all waiting, but Kan Ze suddenly stretched out his hand and pressed the close button again, pressing the floor where he stopped before.
He rose slowly inside again, and the few people outside were dumbfounded.
"Hey... hey? Hey??"
Didn't you say that you came down to have a meal with the producer, why did you go back again?
-
The elevator doors opened.Kan Ze stepped on the carpet, unable to tell what emotion was in his heart.He stood in front of the elevator for a while, and finally took a step.
Si Jing's clothes have a very strong personal style, such colors and styles, almost only he can control, even if it is a large area and a wide range of contrasting colors, it can be worn to show the top trend style that the designer wants.Kan Ze didn't think Bai Hongli would wear such clothes, and it was obvious who the clothes belonged to.
He only hesitated whether to go there.
After thinking for a while, a green sprout emerged from the left and right sleeves.
Winning on the left is in the past, and winning on the right is not in the past.
"Scissors, rock, paper—"
The bud took a pose in the air, and the two small leaves on it trembled.Cloth on the left, scissors on the right.
Kan Ze stared at it for a while, then fell silent again, and changed his words.
"Winning on the right is in the past, winning on the left is not in the past."
He stuffed back the two buds that were shocked by the speed of his change, and walked straight in the direction of Si Jing.He is also the owner of the studio now, and it is not wrong to see how the artists under his banner are doing.
Not to mention the fate of rock-paper-scissors.
The door of the room was unlocked, and intermittent sounds could be heard from inside, piercing into people's ears and scratching them.
"How is the strength? Is it light or heavy?"
"Then I'll be lighter—come on, change your position—"
Kan Ze's expression gradually became solemn and gloomy, he pushed open the door and walked in.Inside, the film king Bai was sitting on the sofa, doing something with his eyes downcast, not aware of his arrival at all, until he heard the sound of the door, he subconsciously turned his head, "That's it?...Kan Ze?"
A soft meow came from his arms, and the short-legged cat was obviously also shocked, stepping on Bai Hongli to look at Kan Ze who just came in.
Meow?
Kan Ze never imagined this scene.
Bai Yingdi is almost squatting on the ground at this moment, only occupying the small part in front of the chair, sitting upright, and is doing his best to pinch the cat's legs.
The fur on the white belly of the pinched cat was trembling, twitching comfortably.
Kan Ze: "..."
The charming scene in his imagination did not exist at all. Bai Hongli pinched the short cat's legs attentively and greeted him cordially, "How about this strength?"
Is it okay?
Boss Si lay back again, meowed, and the big tail swept his face contentedly.Bai Yingdi seemed to have received a great compliment, his expression suddenly cheered up, he changed his leg and continued to pinch, his straight suit pants were covered with fine cat hair, he didn't see it, he just caressed about it Mao Mo, from time to time, feed him saliva and nutrition bars as snacks, just like a little brother in front of a saddle.
"Why did it come here?" Kan Ze said, closing the door.
Bai Hongli was still trying his best to please the natural enemy, so he asked casually, "Who?"
Then he realized, "Si Jing's cat?"
"Ah."
"Brought it," Bai Yingdi said, "after all, such a domineering cat, how could he leave it at home, how unsafe is it?"
Kan Ze: "I didn't see you a few days ago."
"He just came here," Bai Hongli said confidently, "Let me take care of it."
Kan Ze didn't make a sound, just stared at the cat who was a little restless after smelling the smell, and kept flicking its tail.After smelling it for a long time, Si Jing finally couldn't help it, pulled his leg out of the attendant's hand, sat up a little bit, and let out a meow.
...the intoxicating aroma.
It has been quite a few days since I sucked it directly, and the lethality has increased several times.
As if he drank old wine, he staggered towards the direction of the smell like a bird that fell out of a bird's nest. As if he was tempted by a poisonous snake, he hooked his tail around Kanze's leg and meowed softly. Meow, the eyes are pure and innocent.
If it is posted on the Internet, there must be many shit-shoveling officers clapping their keyboards and shouting: Give it!Give it whatever it wants! !Even if it takes my life! ! !
Kan Ze looked at him for a while, and then he took hold of him and picked him up.The little kitten plunged into his arms, its fur paws tore open the skirt of the shirt, trying to get inside in a familiar way.
But Kan Ze pulled him out by the tail.
The little cat meowed again, quite unhappy.
"Miu?"
"Since it was entrusted to Senior Bai to take care of it, naturally you can't come to me," Kan Ze lowered his eyes, took it out firmly, and returned it to Bai Hongli, "I'll take a step first."
hey?
Si Jing was held in Bai Hongli's arms, and he subconsciously felt that something was wrong.He jumped down and followed two steps, his cry was more prolonged, like sugar silk, milky in milk, full of shock.
Kan Ze heard the voice, but he didn't look back, and strode out straight away.
He goes out.
Bai Hongli: "There's something wrong with him, what's the matter? He's not usually such a cold person."
Si Jing also looked at the closed door at this moment, his hairy tail drooped down in disappointment, and said nothing.
Bai Hongli: "Does he not like cats?"
Si Jing opened his mouth violently, baring his small fangs fiercely at him.
fraud!
Does he not like cats?He sucked me for a long time before, okay? ! !
Obviously he was the one who was begging to take care of his son, okay? ! !
Bai Shining's little fangs were not threatening at all, but they really frightened the big fat carp, and immediately shrank back on the sofa, cowardly, and vowed, "When I saw Kan Ze, he was someone who really liked cats."
I like it all the time.
“Definitely a cat lover!”
Boss Si finally felt more comfortable, and turned to look at the door again.
... Tsk.
She was sweet and called Xiaohua before, what's wrong with her now?
Throw it away?
Kan Ze is having dinner with the producer.
This meal has been scheduled for a long time, so there must be something to say.In the middle of the show, the producer hesitated and asked tentatively: "Brother Kan, what do you think of the effect of our program?"
This topic is basically nonsense.Kan Ze tapped his fingers on the table and said calmly, "Not bad."
It can't be said that it is full of jokes, but it can be regarded as positive energy.Supported by the high popularity of several guests, the ratings will not be bad.
Producer: "But it's less explosive."
This made Kan Ze feel a little uncomfortable, "Huh?"
"Let's be less explosive," the producer sighed. "Ordinary programs must have something to attract people's attention—whether it's news or gossip, you have to increase your popularity in order to gain ratings."
Kan Ze actually agreed: "It makes sense."
The producer was overjoyed.
"So the accident that almost happened before can be published as safety news," Kan Ze didn't smile, Danfeng stared at him calmly, "How?"
"..."
The producer's words were all choked into his stomach.Security news, he was the one who was scolded, he said: "This is not eye-catching, let's change it to something else."
After a pause, he finally proposed the purpose of the meal, "Fry a cp with Chen Caicai, what do you think?"
Kan Ze calmly said, "What does she mean?"
"Where can it be!" The producer retorted subconsciously, "This is what I mean, how popular are group pets recently? Make a Shura field, and you and Si Jing will get a little closer to her. This is something to watch, isn't it?"
Two men competing for one woman is like a novel by Mary Sue, and it will definitely coax those undiscriminating netizens to heaven.
Kan Ze's eyes darkened even more.
"And Si Jing?"
Producer: "The character design that you can't ask for is quite common now, and it's very popular. You don't need to do anything else, just help her more——"
"Do not."
The producer was taken aback.
"Ok?"
"I said, no." Kan Ze repeated it calmly, "I hope you don't have such an idea again."
The producer was a little annoyed, "It's for the good of the show!"
"This is for the good of Miss Chen."
"you--"
"There is nothing to discuss," Kan Ze stood up, "If such a promotion is really arranged, Si Jing and I will withdraw from the show."
He took two steps forward, then suddenly turned his head again.
"Si Jing is chasing stars," Kan Ze said in a flat voice, "but I'm sorry, it's not Chen Caicai."
"—I'm the one chasing after you."
The producer was tongue-tied and sat where he was, without reacting for a long time.
When the show was filming again in the afternoon, Chen Caicai was obviously closer to Kan Ze, smiling, as if she didn't know anything, "What is Brother Kan doing in the room these days? You didn't even send me a message?"
She stepped on shoes with small high heels, barely reaching Kan Ze's shoulders, and the high heels were dangling in the mud at the moment, she groaned, and reached out to support Kan Ze's arm, "Brother Kan——"
The man took a step back.Chen Caicai threw herself into the mud all at once, describing herself as a mess, her makeup was covered in yellow mud.
"Brother Kan!"
She raised her voice and pursed her lips.
"Why are you making such a fuss, I'm angry!"
Kan Ze didn't answer her words, just looked down at her with his back to the camera, and suddenly spoke.
"The law of infamy cannot last long."
Chen Caicai's shoulders trembled a little.She collected herself and said, "What are you talking about, Brother Kan?"
The man's eyes fell on her shoulders, as if he was looking at something.
Chen Caicai subconsciously reached out and pressed her shoulder, her expression changed.She gritted her teeth and stood up again. Without another word, she pulled the heel out of the mud and walked to the other side.
Kan Ze didn't look at it anymore.
On Chen Caicai's shoulders sat a girl who looked only two or three years old.The girl's body was black and blue, and she was stretching her arms around her neck at this moment, making a hissing sound.
"Annoying...an annoying goblin..."
The girl Kaka turned her head and looked at the back of the man.
"Annoying goblin, disobedient..."
Chen Caicai quickened her pace and closed her mouth tightly.
The shooting scene went smoothly, and several guests stepped in the mud, staggering every step.Si Jing put on his plastic boots and even jumped, but he sank so deep that he couldn't pull it out.
He was stuck in the mud, shaking his legs desperately.
--come out!
Give me--
come out----
Si Jing gritted his teeth and struggled.Suddenly, a familiar aura came over from behind, and simply dropped two words, "Don't move."
Boss Si didn't listen to him, and moved even more violently, humming and humming.
"I can do it myself!"
"This will sink deeper."
"..."
You're right, it's almost sinking into your thighs right now.
Si Jing had no choice but to obey.Kan Ze put his hands on his armpits, grabbed his arms, and pulled him out like a carrot.The face of the plucked human-shaped radish was covered with a lot of mud, and the curly hair was not curled very much at the moment. He was aggrieved to be pulled by someone, and he was a little dissatisfied.
What the hell is this?
Kan Ze stepped up his strength.
Si Jing's hands are tied, and he has nothing to love.
Why did he jump just now?
"You are great?"
Kan Ze: "OK."
After pulling for a long time, with a puff, the radish finally pulled out its roots with difficulty, and both of them fell to the ground.Kan Ze won the tug-of-war with Ni. Looking at the finally pulled out Daluo, Daluo staggered to his feet and suddenly realized something, "Where are my shoes, where are my shoes?"
"..."
His shoes were still stuck in the mud, and his boots were sunk so deep that he couldn't pull them out.At the moment, Si Jing's white and tender feet are bare, and he barely stands in the independent posture of a golden rooster, swaying here and there.
Most cats like to be clean, and Si Jing is no exception, he can't step his feet into the mud without hindrance.
How the hell do we go about this?
The program group was obviously watching the fun, and no one brought him shoes, and they tried their best to make this episode a joke.Si Jing stared at it for a long time, then gritted his teeth.
At worst, just jump on one foot, what's so great about it?
Brother, I have been on the battlefield, why would I be afraid of this kind of mud field?
He was about to jump forward in a fighting cock position, but was suddenly held back by Kan Ze.
"I'll carry you."
The boss's face twisted.
"I'll help you."
The boss looked relieved.
"to make."
He put his arms around Kan Ze's shoulders and strenuously walked forward.Kan Ze let his bare foot step on his shoe, and the two of them were so close that Si Jing's temples started to thump, and after several glances, he hesitated to bite that hand.
The camera was shooting a distant view, and the two of them could not be heard talking.
"Have you gotten very close to Senior White recently?"
Si Jing: "Ordinary, ordinary."
Just the normal relationship between cats and fish.
Kan Ze paused, thinking about something, his eyes darkened.Si Jing stepped on his foot, didn't realize that there was something wrong with the man's question just now, and kept saying, "He's fine."
Good luck.
"People are nice too."
Can help me smoke small dried fish.
Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao would be there, and Bai Hongli not far away was already waving at them, and both of them saw it.
Kan Ze lowered his eyes and suddenly opened his mouth.
"One must be single-minded in life, and so is chasing stars."
Si Jing was taken aback.
what?
"you--"
Kan Ze pursed his thin lips.
"Your true master will not be happy if you do this."
"..."
Si Jing was quite incomprehensible, "Where did I come from as the Lord?"
Who has such a big face, who can be my master?
The lord, Kan Ze, looked at him silently, helped him stand upright, and left.
Bai Hongli walked over with difficulty from not far away, opened his mouth to call benefactor, changed his mouth again, and swallowed the address: "Xiao...Si, are you okay?"
Si Jing was angry: "Help me, hurry up!"
The big carp supported him, and the two staggered to the finish line.Boss Si was exhausted physically and mentally, "I am not very compatible with this land."
Bai Hongli said: "Go take a shower quickly, be careful not to catch a cold."
With a sullen face, Si Jing raised the shower head to wash off all the mud in his hair.The brown muddy water trickled down, and as he watched, his temples twitched again.
Dirty.
Boss Si moved in disgust, almost standing in the sink.He sneezed a little, then simply changed back to his original shape, soaked directly into the basin, and splashed the water on his body expressionlessly.
Shake the fur, then shake the fur's ears.As soon as the air conditioner was turned on, Si Jing found a place where the wind from the air conditioner could blow, and lay down on the ground, drying out his fluffy white belly, waiting for it to dry.
Bai Hongli also finished washing, and sent text messages one by one.
[Does the benefactor still pinch his legs? 】
[I can also help blow hair. 】
[Do you need me to heat up the goat milk again? 】
Si Jing patted his paw impatiently and turned off his phone.He squinted his eyes, wondering what kind of wind the Humanoid Six Gods had drawn. Not only did he not hug him, feed him, or suck him, he even dared to throw him halfway. Where did he get the courage? Can't he borrow it from some leopard spirit?
There was a beeping sound from outside, Si Jing climbed onto the chair, jumped from the chair to the window sill, pulled open the glass with difficulty, stuck out his round head, and looked downstairs.
Downstairs there is a white cat, which seems to be raised by people in the village, with a beautiful collar around its neck. It is a sleek little tomcat.
Si Jing stepped on the window sill, pulling out his voice majestically.
Hurry up to worship, why are you always standing at the bottom?
The white cat heard it too, but it didn't listen to his call, and was still circling underneath.The boss jumped up and down, ready to go down to teach the cat, but suddenly his nose moved.
Familiar aroma.
He stuck his head back with a shriek, stretched out his long neck, and looked quietly.
The Humanoid Six Gods were downstairs, and now they brought a small bowl with some small dried fish in it.The white cat bowed its head and meowed after taking a bite, its tail limply wrapped around his wrist, its meowing was extremely sweet.
Si Jing heard it clearly, the cat kept saying:
"It's so kind of you."
"It's also pretty."
"Take me home? I promise I'm a good cat."
--Ha ha.
You're a good cat, with your body shape, you look like a demolisher.What's the matter?Beaten by the master, ran away from home and came here?
The short-legged milk cat licked its paws, feeling sour.
Why are you so unmotivated?
The white cat was still meowing, but softer.
"Take me away!"
"Take me away!"
"I would like to be your little cutie!"
Si Jing bit his teeth with a small piece of pointed nail, and patted his tail.
Pooh.
She's still cute, if Kan Ze can be fooled——
The man in sight suddenly bent down, picked up the white cat, and put it in his arms.
Si Jing suddenly stood up, squeezed himself against the anti-theft window on the window sill, and almost spread it into a cat cake.
What?
Kan Ze walked upstairs with the white cat in his arms, and stroked the white cat's head. The white cat purred and purred.
Si Jing's eyes are about to burst.
What?What? ? ?
He jumped down, staggered with his short legs and didn't care, immediately stretched out his paws and pulled the door open, squeezing himself out through the crack.
Downstairs, Kan Ze and Baimao are waiting for the elevator.
Si Jing jumped up and down in a hurry, and ran towards the stairs, not caring about his iron law of never using his original form to go down the stairs, so he just jumped down with his paws.
Pfft, two front paws stepped on the next step of stairs.
Pfft, the hind paws followed.
Poof, poof...
Si Jing moved his short legs with difficulty, and jumped down from the top like a rabbit, jumping and jumping.Gritting his teeth for the last time, he simply curled up his legs and rolled directly.
The milk-brown fur ball rolled from above to the ground, where it was planted in a mess.
Si Jing stood up and ran towards the elevator, just in time to see the elevator door open, and Kan Ze went in with the coquettish white cat in his arms.The white cat licked his face, looking cute and obedient.
Si Jing stared at the floor where he stopped, turned his head and ran upstairs again.
Where did the cat come from!
It's fine if you don't come to worship him, but you still eat his dried fish, occupy his excrement shovel officer, and suck his humanoid six gods? ! !
Haven't heard of his reputation on the catwalk?
Going up the stairs is much easier than going down the stairs. When the short legs ran to that floor, the door was not completely closed.Si Jing slid in along the crack of the door, shaking his ears, and hid vigilantly behind the chair.
The white cat is squatting on the mat.
It was born beautifully, with a dignified appearance, with four furry paws clustered together, and the capitals are well-behaved.Fang Yuandao was also in the room at the moment, and said with a smile: "Where did you pick up the cat? This one is quite obedient."
Si Daxie exploded into a sword-backed dragon.
What does this mean?
The white cat meowed softly, its eyes were so wet that it could almost drip.It took the initiative to turn its belly out, and the manager put his hand on it, as if touching a cloud, "It's so soft."
He said, "Brother Kan, don't you want to touch it?"
Kan Ze was looking for something in the corner of the room, and said in a deep voice, "No."
After touching its belly, the white cat stretched out its paws again.Holding the paw pad, Fang Yuandao couldn't help admiring the cuteness of the cat, "It's rare to see such a good-tempered and clingy cat."
Si Jing spit out his mouth.
The cat food was poured into the bowl, and the goat milk was filled to the brim.The white cat licked the palm of the person, then paced over gracefully, and continued to eat with its head buried.Its legs are very long, and it walks in a standard one-word step, which is quite dignified.
Boss Si stared at it for a while, then tentatively took two steps under the chair.
Ok……
He walked out with a standard two-character step, because his legs were too short to step on the line in the middle.
Si Jing slapped his paw and glared.
Ah.
He held back his breath, flashed his fangs, and gnawed on the leg of the chair.The desire for monopoly is all coming out at this moment, and I always feel bad.Kan Ze hugged the white cat and was cutting its nails.
... No wonder he didn't want to hug him last time, and couldn't wait to throw him to the big fat fish.
It turned out to be a new cat.
Si Jing had pantothenic acid in his mouth.
The new cat didn't look too bad, but with longer legs and smoother coat, it looked smarter, but in fact it was still stupid, with its belly spread out on all fours.There is also a small collar around its neck, which is very beautiful. I thought it was given by the villagers, but now it seems that Kan Ze probably bought it.
……
Actually nothing.
There are many people who want to support him, and there is no shortage of this one.What a fucking little flower, the name is terrible, every day being called like this, the cat's face is completely lost.
He just doesn't care.
he--
He doesn't care at all.
What good is being raised? —he was dropped, more than once anyway.
Si Jing turned his head and walked out, but this time his steps were much heavier and slower.He walked slowly to the door, ready to go out.
But who the hell locked the door?
Si Jing stretched out his paws to reach the doorknob, just in time to hear the white cat meowing again behind him.
"Raise me..."
"..."
The fire in the bottom of my heart completely ignited.
keep!
Raise a hammer, raise a fairy board!
Anyway, the door was also locked, and there was a lot of noise going out, so he would have to be discovered sooner or later.Si Jing turned around violently, and went directly towards the person and the cat, as if his original husband was about to catch rape.
Do you know whose territory this is?
Boy, you dare to act wildly on my place without worshiping the top of the mountain? ?
He showed his paws and jumped his short legs, and he jumped up with his teeth and claws.Fang Yuandao was caught off guard and was taken aback, "Why is this cat here?"
Kan Ze frowned, handed him the white cat, stretched out his arms, and took it firmly.
Si Jing landed right in his arms, his olive-blue cat eyes were wide open, like two walnuts, grinning and glaring.
Let go!
You let me go!
Kan Ze said, "Xiao Hua."
Little flower with a hammer!
I told you not to call me by my name, do you understand? ?
Kan Ze stretched out his hand and rubbed its furry ears, as if he had sensed something, he turned the ears over and poured out the water inside.
"Why are you still wet?"
I am happy!
Si Jing desperately kicked him with his short legs.
Why are you still hugging me?You let me go, I have to teach this cat a good lesson——
The white cat was terrified by this posture, shivering in Fang Yuandao's arms, like a little white lotus.
"Meow……"
Si Jing was even angrier, and called back, with a rough voice.
"Meow meow meow!!"
What's the matter, who wouldn't call it right?
Fang Yuandao covered the white cat's ears, and said in disapproval, "You scared it. How could it be like this?"
Si Jing's tail was bristling, Lao Gao bit Kan Ze's wrist.
what's going on?
Kan Ze actually agreed: "Well, I was frightened."
The short-legged milk cat in his arms was stunned, its fur tail drooped a little bit, but its teeth were clenched even tighter.
Fang Yuan felt distressed: "Hey..."
"It scared Xiao Hua," Kan Ze said, "Put it back, and its injury should heal."
"..."
Fang Yuan was stunned.
Who scares whom?
Look into my eyes and tell me again who scares whom? ?
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