The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

Si Jing sat cross-legged on the bed, still completely unaware that he was in human form, tilted his head intently, and licked the back of his fair hand little by little.Kan Ze lifted the curtain abruptly, seeing the big brother's current appearance, his heart was shaken.

Once again, my heart was racing, and I couldn't help but think: If Si Jing knew this later...

You have to throw pots and bowls, let yourself kneel for several days, right?

He lifted the corner of his clothes and sat down slowly on the edge of the bed.Si Jing noticed it, raised his head and looked at him steadily, then tilted his body, leaned closer, tilted his head down like a kitten, buried his head in his chest logically, and took several deep breaths.

His hand rested on Kan Ze's shoulder, waving his tail ignorantly, rubbing it limply back and forth.

"Ugh..."

Kan Ze's eyes flashed, and he smiled slightly.

He touched the small stick on Si Jing's head, and asked softly, "Xiao Hua?"

The person on the body didn't answer, and still rubbed his chin with a small tug.

Kan Ze tugged lightly.

"Meow!"

Now that there was a reaction, Si Jing bumped his head in dissatisfaction.The usual hairy head bumps naturally don't hurt, after all there is a thick layer of hair, and now there is no hair, Si Jing still hits it with his forehead, and the usual force seems a bit too strong, making Si Jing stagger , stretched out his hand to cover his forehead, and opened his mouth slightly in a daze.

What's going on here?

Why is it still hurting?

Kan Ze hurriedly hushed him, rubbing his slightly red flesh, "Does it hurt?"

Si Jing crossed his legs and pouted his mouth, and didn't speak for a long time.Kan Ze was both amused and heartbroken. He put those two fleshy legs on his knees, and yelled "Baby" to run along his hair like a baby. It took a total of one hundred and eight kisses. It's too peaceful to coax the wronged boss.Si Jing was on the bed, subconsciously walking on it with his hands and feet, Kan Ze said: "You have to stand up. Try using only your legs."

Si Jing stretched his legs obediently and tried to stand up, but then he bumped into the headpost of the bed with a bang, and became even angrier immediately.

"Meow!"

Catnip Grass wanted to laugh but couldn't, and was about to die.

For Si Jing, this is really a side that is hard to see.When he saw Si Jing's human form, Maozizi was already a big boss among cats, and he had cultivated into a bully in the circle who was fearless and fearless. It was almost impossible to see his natural and innocent appearance now.

Seeing it now, Kan Ze's heart was so soft that he kissed her soft hair several times.

He began to teach Si Jing everything in the world.

You should use chopsticks to eat without using your hands, and you should use a spoon to drink soup without licking.You must wear clothes, and you can't just go out naked like you want... These things, in the life that he really experienced, Si Jing taught himself without a teacher after opening his spiritual aperture, but this time, he taught his cultivation base early. , Si Jing Cheng Jing also became mature early, plus he has never suffered hardships, and is pampered and held in his hands, so he really doesn't know anything, and doesn't understand anything.

All of these are fine, but going to the toilet is especially difficult.Kan Ze followed him in for several days before he forcibly changed the cat's habit of pawing the floor with his hands and feet after going to the toilet.

In order to teach the kittens to stand up and relieve themselves, Catnip Grass also did it himself.

The result was horrible, Si Jing didn't like the strange feeling of being supported, so he kicked and kicked several times.When Kan Ze came out of the latrine, there were streaks of marks on his hands. Although he didn't use much effort, he turned red after all, and he really treated him like a cat scratching board.

The catnip grass is actually so sweet.

The few people serving in the yard have been sent away these days, and there is only one who does chores, and usually dare not go in directly, and he doesn't even know that there is an extra person inside.Kan Ze closes the door every day, and this becomes the exclusive little world for the two of them. When they sleep, they sleep head to head, feet to feet, and breathe the breath of each other.

It seems that the flames of war have been locked out.

It's a pity that after gaining an aesthetic sense, Si Jing pulled the red-headed rope off the first time he looked in the mirror, and he hated it so much.

Xiao Yaya was gone, and Kan Ze was extremely disappointed.

It took a full week to get used to being a human being, and Si Jing couldn't wait to go out for a walk.When the two walked out side by side, everyone in the family was shocked.

"Which family's child is this?" the old lady asked, looking carefully at the glasses frame, "It's so handsome."

The young woman smiled meaningfully and covered her mouth and nose with a handkerchief.

The old lady didn't notice.She is an old man, and she especially likes good-looking and young people. Si Jing takes both, and stands there like a flower, comparing the whole room to fish eyes, only him and Kan Ze It is a shining pearl.

Si Jing was held by the old man to talk, and answered obediently according to Kan Ze's teaching, only saying that a friend entrusted Kan Ze to take care of him.

The old lady didn't ask his parents.In this world, how many people in a family can escape from the war? ——There is no need to ask any more.

She held the child's hand and sighed several times.Talked about leaving with Kan Ze again, but was still rejected by his grandson.

When leaving, the young woman took a few more glances at Si Jing, and then the corner of her bright red mouth curled up, and she said contemptuously, "I dare to bring anything dirty and smelly into this house. A rabbit..."

She raised her eyebrows and went straight into her yard.Kan Ze's brows frowned suddenly, and his face was gloomy because of these three insulting words.

Fortunately, Si Jing couldn't understand the meaning of these three words, so Kan Ze hurriedly coaxed him to go back too.

Helpless, although Si Jing couldn't understand, his intuition was quite strong.He was sensitive to the fact that this woman must have said nothing good.

What if I didn't say anything good?

——All right.

Just like before, just yell at this person who doesn't know why he is always looking for trouble.

That night, Si Jing squatted outside the courtyard wall of her house to release mice.In the past, his figure was only the size of a palm, and he was inconspicuous when he huddled in the corner of the wall, so he would not be seen by others; but now he has taken the shape of a human, with Si Jing's long legs folded and shrunk in the shadows, brazenly shaking his arms around his sleeves Put a mouse in the crevice, and it will be hard for people not to see it.

After a while, several nursing homes ran over and surrounded him tightly.Si Jing squatted in the circle surrounded by a bunch of people, and slowly realized that something was wrong: "..."

"What are you doing!" The nurse yelled sharply, "What are you doing!"

Before he finished speaking, Si Jing had already stood up straight, stuffed the remaining mouse into it, and then clapped his hands together, as if nothing had happened, "It's nothing. I think the grass here is growing quite well. Very fragrant."

"..."

I'm afraid I don't take them for fools.

Or treat them as blind?

When Kan Ze came over, there was already a commotion at the door.As soon as Si Jing destroyed the evidence and pleaded not guilty, several people had nothing to do with him, they could only stare angrily, trying to catch him but couldn't, and ran back and forth in front of the door.

When he saw Kan Ze coming, Si Jing's eyes lit up, and he broke through the encirclement and trotted over.Kan Ze hugged him and asked the nursing home, "What is this for?"

Several nursing homes watched him find a backer, all of them were embarrassed, and only said: "It's nothing, it's nothing."

Then he walked away in desperation.

The remaining Si Jing was triumphant, shaking his head back and forth in Kan Ze's arms.Catnip pinched the tip of his nose and asked, "Are you still angry?"

"Why are you angry?" Si Jing said, "I'm not angry anymore."

Kitty has a big heart.That person spoke ill of him, and he retaliated back, so it was even.Naturally, it won't bother him anymore.

Kan Ze liked his temperament, and wished he could hug and hold him high in the yard.

The old lady loves cats. After that, she didn't see the kittens, and she asked several times.

Kan Ze only responded that he ran away.

Where can I find this mess?The old lady was so distressed that she sighed for several days.

But soon, she lost her mind to think about a cat.Around the Mid-Autumn Festival, news came from nearby that the city they were in might be breached within half a month.Now the old lady can't feel at ease at all. She asked someone to pack up her things and prepare to go south to the port, but Kan Ze refused to leave, and she had no choice but to leave Kan Ze here, and told him to go south immediately if he was in danger. OK.

Kan Ze also gave Kan Ze a note she managed to get from the embassy, ​​and the old lady hoped to save her grandson's life with this thing.

The young woman was full of dissatisfaction, but Kan Ze was of the blood of the Kan family, and her daughter-in-law was indeed inferior to Kan Ze's status in the family, so she had to put down the ticket and follow south.So far, there are only two gatekeepers left in the Kan family, plus a young master like Kan Ze, and a cat like Si Jing.

There is no one else in the house, so Si Jing often goes out to play.Occasionally, one day, someone outside hurriedly knocked on the door, accompanied by crying and screaming for help. The two gatekeepers did not dare to open the door, but Si Dalu didn't care about it, and opened the door all at once.

It was a young girl who stumbled and fell in from outside. She was still braided and looked like a girl from a nearby village.Behind them were giggling soldiers with guns raised, like hyenas chasing panic-stricken prey.

Si Jing pulled the girl in and listened carefully. Those people were shouting something, but they couldn't understand a word.The girl was trembling with fright, hugged his leg and cried loudly, afraid that Si Jing would see how many people were chasing after him, so he would throw her out and leave her alone.

The gatekeeper was in a hurry and shouted: "Young master, let her go out!... Those soldiers are coming in!"

Si Jing lowered his head, the girl was holding on to his trouser legs tightly, her face was full of panic, but she couldn't even utter a word.Si Jing frowned slightly, feeling vaguely uncomfortable in his heart.

Although he didn't understand what this feeling was, he didn't want to push people out as the gatekeeper said.There was almost no need to think about this decision, and for a split second, Si Jing said, "Close the door."

"Little Master!"

"Close the door!" Si Jing raised his eyebrows, "If you don't close it, I'll close it!"

He strode forward and slammed the door shut.The people outside were shouting loudly, banging on the door, kicking and bumping, Si Jing vaguely heard a slight sound, and the gatekeeper had already shouted: "They are going to shoot!...Run!"

Si Jing pulled the girl and abruptly stepped aside.With the sound of a series of shootings, the Zhumen collapsed, and those people rushed in head-on, laughing and trying to arrest them.Si Jing frowned and watched for a while, seeing them desperately ripping off people's clothes, he gradually understood what they were trying to do.These cats, if they want to find other cats to mate, they also need to pay attention to their willingness.

Where can there be such a strong one?

This made Si Jing a little uncomfortable.He didn't hold back any longer, he kicked over and kicked one away, the rest of the people stared at him in disbelief, saying something in their mouths, all the black muzzles were focused on him.Taking advantage of this moment, the janitor ran away without a trace, and Si Jing's heart suddenly thumped as he faced the muzzles of these guns.

This feeling...

His head suddenly hurt, as if he had experienced something similar before.There was a bleak blood in front of him, and someone gradually cleared the fog, leaving only the gun that was unusually clear.

The soldiers yelled loudly and pulled the trigger desperately.Si Jing stood in the hail of bullets, but he didn't even bend his body, he just stretched out his hand, and he didn't even realize what he had done.The continuous demon power erected a barrier for him, and all the bullets were blocked outside. His hands trembled, and he slowly pulled out a gun from the fallen man.

Point the gun at the enemy.

"boom!"

After the first knock down, the rest are no longer so difficult.

The world is quiet.

Kan Ze, who came back in a hurry, witnessed this scene with his own eyes.Si Jing lowered his head, staring at the blood splattered on his hands, as if he still didn't realize what happened.Seeing Kan Ze in a daze, he subconsciously stretched out his hand to hug him, but retracted it when he remembered the blood stains, and rubbed against himself blankly.

"..."

"..."

The girl sobbed softly, and the kitty raised his head in a daze, and looked at Kan Ze.

Kan Ze could read through his eyes.

……How did that happen?

Why has to be this way?

He is not the hateful Si Jing, this is the first time he has killed someone.Depriving people of their lives is not as difficult as Si Jing imagined. On the contrary, it is as easy as pouring out a glass of water or knocking over a glass.

Kan Ze's brows and eyes suddenly softened.He took two steps forward, and Si Jing took two steps back, as if he was afraid that the smell of blood on his body would touch him; but Kan Ze just looked at him, and then took the gun in his hand.

He held the handle of the gun calmly, pursed his lips slightly, and shot someone who was not dead on the ground.The man tilted his head, completely still.

Si Jing was taken aback, and murmured, "Kan Ze?"

"It's okay," the catnip grass whispered, "I'm here."

He didn't even have a harsh word.

It is this scene that Kan Ze loves. ——Even though he grew up carefree, he still has a pure heart. Although the boss always refuses to admit that he is soft-hearted, in fact, his kitty has a heart that is not inferior to anyone .

Kan Ze failed to accompany him last time, but this time he made up his mind to accompany him to the end.Whether it is God's punishment or retribution, he will never let Si Jing go alone again.

Si Jing's hands trembled slightly, and he closed his eyes when he saw the girl knelt down and kowtowed to him.

"Don't cry," Si Jing said to the girl on the ground, "Why are you crying? — If you have nowhere to go, just stay here first."

They took the girl in.During the meal, the girl told them about her experience: her home was robbed, she was dragged out in front of her parents, and her parents tried to protect her, but they were ripped apart...

She didn't speak carefully, tears fell into the bowl in big drops.Si Jing never thought that such a thing could exist in the world. He tossed and turned all night and couldn't sleep well, so he finally pulled Kan Ze's sleeve and rubbed into his arms, his hairy ears hanging down, and he didn't say a word.

Kan Ze patted him on the back and walked along for a long time before he heard the kitten ask in a hoarse voice, "Why do people do this?"

Kan Ze said: "Because they are not human beings. They are animals."

Si Jing leaned against him, and said vaguely: "But my chest hurts. And..."

The short-legged cat was silent for a while, then whispered, "I still want to kill someone."

He closed his eyes slightly.

"I want to kill them all and throw their bodies out of this land... Am I not supposed to do this?"

"There's nothing you shouldn't do," Kan Ze said softly, rubbing the roots of his ears, "It's just whether you want to do it or not."

Si Jing felt relieved and said, "I want to bring more people here."

Kan Ze stared at his shining eyes in the night, and suddenly smiled.

"Then do it."

There is nothing to be afraid of, you just need to know that I am behind you.

On the second day, Si Jing brought back a five-year-old child from the next village.

On the third day, Si Jing brought two little girls who were only thirteen or fourteen years old.

The fourth day, the fifth day...

Gradually, instead of bringing people back, Si Jing chose to drive the enemy out.More and more people took up their swords and resisted. Among these people, Si Jing fought side by side with them.

Kan Ze was also beside him.Taking the former Kan's old house as the center, they saved countless people even they themselves could not count.The old house gradually developed into a place where people stood guard on a regular basis, and this area became a veritable zone of death. The devils outside knew that there were two war gods here, who would kill without blinking an eye, and would not stain their clothes with a drop of blood.

The name of the God of War spread more and more widely, and when planes came to bomb them, they dug the air-raid shelter early, and the food and water stored underneath were enough for them to survive the concentrated bombing for a few days.

In the past few days, Si Jing gradually realized that something was wrong with him.

I felt uncomfortable all over my body, as if I was bitten by an ant, and it was indescribably itchy.People can't even sleep well.

He slept in the corner with Kan Ze, and in his dream he couldn't help curling up his long legs, humming something in a low voice, and kept rubbing against Kan Ze.The catnip grass was woken up by him, and the palm of the hand was silently lowered, and then smiled slightly.

grown up.

Other people around are asleep, only the sentinel in the distance.Kan Ze's breath sprayed, as if leaving a few hot spots, and whispered, "I'll help you."

Si Jing whined softly, but the man patiently covered his mouth with a leaf, "Hush, I'm about to be heard."

Si Jing hugged his neck, trembling all over.

The light in the bomb shelter was dim.In the shadows in the corner, the shadows of the walls merged slightly, mixing in the darkness.The breath and the body are burning together, as if experiencing a high fever, and the wheezing between the noses is intermittent.

Si Jing bit the leaf tightly, not daring to make a sound.However, the smell of catnip in his nose became stronger and stronger. He trembled and panicked in a low voice: "Ear..."

Kan Ze's eyes were heavy, and he suddenly led him back into his original form. With a flick of the branches and leaves, he jumped out from another exit of the air-raid shelter with him in his arms.The sentry saw only a few leaves flashing past his eyes, but when he looked closely, there was nothing. He thought he was wrong, "Dizzy?"

As everyone knows, there is no dizziness, and the kitten is being shown how to water outside.

The shower is filled with warm and cool water.Crash, clatter, drenched the kitten all over.

Si Daxie was even coaxed to call him brother on the way, and his tail was almost twisted into a twist.There are ruins under their feet, gunpowder smoke around them, and the Milky Way above their heads.But Si Jing couldn't see anything, only this one in his eyes.

The next day he was trembling when he walked, and the soldiers were frightened when they saw him. He also said that he was injured before and took out a lot of wound medicine.

"Go, go!" Si Jing drove them away, not asking for the wound medicine, and blushing.

The few people in the back laughed and were kicked away by Si Jing, who was furious.

After that, he hesitated for a long time, and when he got to Kan Ze's side, the catnip grass wiped off a little dirt on his face, with smile lines on his face: "Still uncomfortable?...Why is there dirt on his body?"

The cat cub blushed several times, finally gritted his teeth, and handed over the things behind his back.

It's a bouquet of wildflowers picked from the roadside.

Kan Ze was slightly surprised. Looking at him, Si Jing raised his head and said, "...I know, I disturbed you from having sex."

"but……"

"But since yesterday, you can only follow me."

Kan Ze laughed dumbfounded, and took the bouquet of flowers in a serious manner. Satisfied, Si Jing shook his head and was about to leave, but Kan Ze called him off.

"All the little flowers give me flowers," Catnip said meaningfully, "I want to give you flowers too."

He counted the bunch of flowers.One, two, three, four, five...

For some reason, Si Jing suddenly felt a little backache.

After Kan Ze finished counting, he smiled even more prettily, "There are seven flowers in total."

"Well……"

"It's all for you tonight."

"Well?"

That night, the innocent short-legged cat knew for the first time that Kan Ze would also bloom.

...It's really fucking seven times.

This is not normal, so nonsense, why haven't his petals fallen off yet? ? ?

From now on, Si Jing knows.

If there are many flowers blooming, it will kill people.

In July of this year, they came to a small village called Zhaojiacun along the road.

It was time for the devils to arrive.As soon as their people came, the opponent's people heard that they were God of War, and they were already defeated.All the people in the village were safe and sound, except for one who was slightly scratched.Among those who were rescued was a pregnant woman whose seven-month-old child had a miscarriage due to the shock. The village doctors were guarding the door.

Si Jing walked back and forth in the village twice, and felt a little familiar for some reason.

But he had never set foot in this place.

He stood under the big tree at the entrance of the village for a long time, and saw people in the village running excitedly to deliver messages, newlyweds, old men, thirteen or fourteen-year-old girls, young people who were going to propose marriage... they all brought A little bit of joy, conveying to each other.

"Born, born!"

"It's a boy!"

On such days, the birth of new life always reminds people of hope.Si Jing followed him in to see the child, the man who had just become a father was full of tears at the moment, when he saw him coming in, he knelt down for him with a plop.

Si Jing was taken aback and rushed to help.

"Why are you still kneeling?"

"Thank you for saving our family's life," the man said, "our family of four..."

"A family of four?" Si Jing asked strangely, "Your family also has a child?"

Didn't see you?

The man was also startled, but then he reacted and changed his words: "It's three, three."

He pointed to himself.

"I, Zhao Dasi, will be a cow and a horse in my next life, and I will also repay everyone's great kindness!"

... Zhao Dasi.

Si Jing's heart trembled suddenly, and he suddenly had the illusion that something had returned to its place.The world began to rumble, and the solid ground under his feet slowly collapsed. He subconsciously grasped the hands of the people around him, and said, "Kan Ze!"

The catnip hugged him tightly, a crack opened in the ground, and they fell into the dazzling white light together.It was almost just an instant, and those present didn't even notice it.

Zhao Dasi thanked them and went in to see the child again.The woman lying on the bed held a wrinkled baby boy in her arms, and said with a smile, "Look at your son."

Sitting by the bed, Zhao Dasi murmured: "It's strange, just now I really wanted to think that there is a cat in our house."

He paused.

"...Does our house have a cat?"

"It doesn't make sense again," Li Chunjing glared at him, "Hurry up, hold on."

The man carried the child over as he said, and held it up high.Behind the newborn baby was a window, and outside the window was smoke and fire, but for such a moment, Zhao Dasi suddenly felt that there was still hope.

Hope will not die, the day they have been waiting for will finally come.