Sir, your vest is off!

old man jealous

When Song Lan attended the signing event of the new anthology of short stories, she met a reader who had been fan of him since he wrote Dog Bloody Mary and Su Wen. Song Lan was moved and excited, and immediately shook hands with the person. I took a few photos and even hugged before parting.

It can be said that it is a happy thing for everyone to stop here.

That reader posted the photo to Weibo and circled Song Lan, and wrote a lot of likes for Song Lan impassionedly, with handshake + hugs attached.

Song Lan happily forwarded it.

It was no big problem at first.

Who knows that things are unpredictable?The Weibo reposted by Song Lan was seen by Zhou Wenqing.

Zhou Wenqing zoomed in on each photo, and the reader's hand rested on the shoulder blades of their children!What is that reader doing with his hands so tightly?Just shake hands and hug what?What are you doing so close?Why is this little thing smiling so sweetly? !

Zhou Wenqing is jealous!

When lying on the bed after taking a shower at night, Song Lan was keenly aware of Zhou Wenqing's strange attitude. He poked Zhou Wenqing who was looking at the financial magazine with a blank face, "Why are you so quiet today?"

Zhou Wenqing: "..." I don't want to talk.

"Hey! Mr. Zhou, can you turn on the microphone to communicate?" Song Lan tugged at Zhou Wenqing's wrist.

Zhou Wenqing withdrew his hand in a "swipe", "Don't touch me."

Ouch!

Song Lan continued to tug at Zhou Wenqing's wrist, "It's weird, what do you mean? What's the matter?"

Zhou Wenqing put the book on the bedside table, put on his shoes and got out of bed, went to the bathroom, and washed his hands.

Song Lan's face fell instantly, "Zhou Wenqing!"

What do you mean, this old thing?baffling!

Zhou Wenqing went out with a straight face, and poured cold water on Song Lan just before she broke out, "Don't touch me with the hand of the smelly man you hugged!"

Song Lan was angry, "When is it, Lord!"

Ah, wait a minute, hold a bad man?Didn't he only hug such a smelly man like Zhou Wenqing?What kind of stinky man could there be? ? ?

Oh no right...

"Hiss..." Song Lan's head was a mess. Seeing that Zhou Wenqing's mouth could hang an oil pot, Song Lan had a flash of inspiration. He really hugged other smelly men recently, "Ah! You said that reader! !"

When Zhou Wenqing heard this, his face became even more stinky.

Song Lan let out a "poof" and laughed, "You've been jealous for a long time, hahahaha! Tell me, why are you jealous again? Hahahaha, you're so childish!"

Zhou Wenqing's face was black and red, and his mouth was stiff, "Can't you?"

Song Lan covered her mouth and laughed so hard that she couldn't breathe, "All right, all right, hahahahaha!"

Zhou Wenqing was annoyed, "I'm going to sleep in the study."

"Hey don't! Don't be mad! Why are you so angry!" Song Lan quickly jumped off the bed and hugged Zhou Wenqing before she could put on her shoes. right?"

"You guys are hugging too tightly!"

"That was exciting."

"Then why are you smiling so happily?"

"Why should I laugh if I'm not happy to be reasonable?"

Zhou Wenqing was speechless, "Are you going to piss me off?"

Song Lan hurriedly shoved, "No, no, how dare I!"

Zhou Wenqing: "..." I think you are very brave.

"No next time, no next time, I promise, okay?"

Zhou Wenqing didn't believe it, "That's what you said when you had dinner with that editor-in-chief last time."

Song Lan was tongue-tied, "That happened so many years ago! You still hold grudges!"

Zhou Wenqing's eyes wandered, and he caught sight of Song Lan stepping on the floor with bare feet, and picked her up.

"Hey hey! Young man, spare your life, if you have something to say, don't solve the problem on the bed, hey!"

Song Lan's back hurts already!

Zhou Wenqing was amused by Song Lan, "Who said I'm going to solve the problem on the bed?"

Song Lan blushed, "Ah, no, isn't it?"

Zhou Wenqing gave Song Lan a look of "what do you think?"

Song Lan cleared his throat with a dry smile, "I misunderstood, haha."

Zhou Wenqing wrapped Song Lan in the quilt, "However, if Mr. Song has a next time, let's settle the old and new feuds together, what do you think?"

Song Lan shivered, "Why don't we count it once and for all?"

Settle old and new grudges together?Is he still alive to get out of bed?

Zhou Wenqing gave a doting smile, Xiaoyu took the bait, "Since Lanlan said so, I, as a husband, naturally have to obey!"

Song Lan, who suddenly realized that she had been tricked, uttered a desperate cry, "Zhou Wenqing, you've got the bamboo shoots!"

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Although Zhou Wenqing didn't have many entertainments at work, he still had to go to the necessary important entertainments by himself.

Song Lan and Zhou Wenqing were shoulder to shoulder, this kind of occasion was nothing to Song Lan now.

Zhou Wenqing saw someone calling him from a distance, turned to Song Lan and said, "Lan Lan, go take a look around first to see what's interesting, I'll go and say hello to my friends over there, and I'll come find you."

"Go, I'll see what's delicious." Song Lan had already spotted the desserts on the table.

"Then be good, remember what I said before?" Zhou Wenqing was still a little worried, because Song Lan had learned from the past.

"Got it! Don't drink, don't drink at all." Song Lan almost swore to God!

Zhou Wenqing left in a hurry.

Song Lan felt amnesty, standing on the edge of the table to take a bite of this dim sum, enjoying herself.

When she was getting a little tired of eating, Song Lan picked up a glass of orange juice to relieve her boredom. When she saw the goblet, she remembered Zhou Wenqing's advice, and was surprised that Zhou Wenqing hadn't come back yet!

Song Lan hurriedly went to look for Zhou Wenqing.

"Zhou, you are still as handsome as before." The blond man showed nostalgia in his eyes, and reached out his hand to touch Zhou Wenqing.

Zhou Wenqing took a step back indifferently, and smiled politely: "Sorry, my husband doesn't like me having too much contact with others."

The blond man was a little hurt, "Sorry, maybe it's because we haven't seen each other for a long time, I can't help it."

Zhou Wenqing still looked alienated, and boasted casually, "You have learned Chinese well recently, but I have to go. My husband is still waiting for me to go and accompany him."

The blond man was about to cry, "Wait, Zhou!"

Zhou Wenqing frowned, feeling a little impatient, the blond man took off a small daisy from a vase on the table and put it into Zhou Wenqing's pocket of his suit, and backed away before Zhou Wenqing was completely bored, "Goodbye."

Just let Song Lan see it!

Ouch, tsk tsk, then I feel pity for it, this is hesitant to talk, this tearful eye.

Song Lan could tell at a glance that this man had evil thoughts about his husband, and the little volcano in his heart erupted with a "bang"!

He just hooked up with his husband for whatever reason, what the hell! ! !ah?What if his wife doesn't exist?

Song Lan walked over aggressively, and it happened that Zhou Wenqing also came to him.

Song Lan couldn't help but dragged Zhou Wenqing to the terrace where there were few people, making Zhou Wenqing confused.

When they got to a secluded place, Song Lan blocked Zhou Wenqing between herself and the wall with a "boom". When she saw the little daisy, she got angry and slipped out with her hand and threw it far away, being stepped on by a passerby.

"Lan Lan, what's wrong?"

Song Lan said angrily, "Shut up!"

Zhou Wenqing shut up immediately.

Song Lan seemed to be even angrier, and said, "I told you to shut up and you shut up? Don't you have anything to explain?"

Zhou Wenqing was dumbfounded, "I..."

Song Lan said irritably, "Forget it, don't talk about it!"

"not me……"

"Don't talk, let me tell you!" Song Lan was so angry that she wanted to bite the old man to death, "You left me over there alone to eat, just to meet the old man, okay?"

"Huh? What old friend? I only have you!"

Song Lan heard the last sentence a little bit, "Then who is that yellow hair? Why did he say that you couldn't help it after seeing him for a long time? Why did he stick it on you? Why did he give you flowers?! Explain!"

Zhou Wenqing didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, “That’s just my classmate when I was an exchange student. He’s French, and he’s naturally romantic. He confessed his love to me at that time, but I have you in my heart, so I refused, and I don’t particularly think about him today. Yes, I just happened to meet him, but Lan Lan has already seen almost all of them, shouldn't I also see that I am indifferent to him?"

Song Lan's anger was half gone, "Excessive words! What about the flowers?!"

"Hasn't the flower been thrown away by Lan Lan?"

"Isn't it because he gave you a flower like he gave you his heart, I'm not happy."

Song Lan folded her arms around her chest and became angry like a puffer fish.

Zhou Wenqing smiled, "Is it just because of this? I thought...forget it, but is Lanlan jealous?"

"Ang, can't you? Are you only allowed to be jealous? Only the state officials are allowed to set fires, but the common people are not allowed to light lamps?" Song Lan replied very straightforwardly.

"Oh~ how do you want Mr. Zhou to coax little Lanlan? How about I hold a press conference and say that I'm married?" Zhou Wenqing said in a soft voice.

Song Lan squinted at Zhou Wenqing, "What's the use? You are so attractive and have a successful career, so many mad bees and butterflies will jump on you even if they know you are married."

"This..." is true.

Song Lan thought about it, and it indirectly showed that Mr. Zhou was very popular!But it's useless, his Mr. Zhou likes him, and nothing else will work!

Song Lan hugged Zhou Wenqing, and put her face on Zhou Wenqing's shoulder, "I really want to stamp you! Don't even think about it!"

Zhou Wenqing smiled and hugged Song Lan tightly, grabbed Song Lan's left hand and kissed Song Lan's ring finger, "There's a poke here!"

Song Lan rubbed her face against Zhou Wenqing, "I want to give you a big stamp! It's best to lock yourself up at home, at worst I'll take care of you, hmph."

Zhou Wenqing laughed: "Then I can't ask for it!"