[Rebirth] Uncle is above, don't care

In the 12th year of the Yongkun Dynasty, Prince Duankang, who had dominated the political arena for 30 years, was exiled to the frontier for forming a party for personal gain and could not return to the Central Plains forever.

His son, Shen Yinhao, committed misconduct, and was implicated by him and was demoted to a commoner, and he was no longer allowed to be named Shen.

The second son, Shen Yinbei, and adopted son, Shen Yinque, were granted the Marquis of Yongding and Marquis of Lechang, respectively, and enjoyed the gifts of the kings because they had both merit and talent in rescuing them.

"This vigorous event should have ended like this, but on the day of the canonization ceremony, someone actually released the emperor's pigeons. Although all the courtiers waited and waited but no one was seen, someone asked the emperor: How is the canonization ceremony still going?" Can it be done? Guess what the emperor said?"

As soon as the storyteller hit the case, he picked up the folding fan and shook it a few times, deliberately buying it off, but anxiously made a large audience turn around.

"Oh, you said it!"

"That's right, what did the emperor say, don't just fart silently!"

"I guess the emperor will be furious, saying that you guys who don't know what's good and what's wrong, if you dare not come, I will drag you out and behead you!"

"Fart! Who the hell will be beheaded when everyone is gone?"

……

A group of people were fighting and fighting, and the discussion was extremely intense. The storyteller shook his head triumphantly, closed his fan with a snap, and said with a smile: "You all guessed wrong, who is the emperor, the emperor! The emperor's Can you figure it out? Stupid!"

"Hey! Then you said it, what did the emperor say?"

"Hey, the emperor smiled mysteriously at that time, and only said six words - this little bastard!"

"Bah!" The crowd booed without buying it, and some even took out a few vegetable leaves from the vegetable basket and threw them at them, saying, "Are you lying to a ghost? How can the emperor say that with such a majesty? You are talking nonsense at first glance. How about fooling people!"

"Hey, what did you say? I'm telling the truth. If you don't believe me, go to the palace and ask..."

Not to be outdone, the storyteller replied a few words, and a group of audience immediately shouted, it was as lively as going to a market, so no one noticed that in the corner of the teahouse, someone finished eating the last melon seed, patted his paw and turned around with a smile gone.

If you want to ask who this person is, of course it is Shen Chengqi who escaped from the canonization ceremony.

Riding on a handsome black...little donkey, someone hummed a song, took a leather pouch from the donkey's neck, poured a few mouthfuls of spring water into his mouth, and sighed comfortably: "Ah! Life is so beautiful, don't you think so, Yuan?"

I saw a white, fat and limp worm silently coming out of the bundle hanging around the donkey's neck, blinked in bewilderment, and nodded vigorously before understanding the situation: We are going to the palace to be a high official!

He picked it up, squeezed it, and said with a smile: "Let's forget about the big officials. I have been an official for a lifetime, and I don't want to go back to live that kind of life. Now that everything is settled, let's go to the mountains one by one. Would you like to play in the water?"

Ah Yuan tilted her head and blinked puzzledly: Isn't Beibei with us?

Shen Chengqi's face darkened, and then he smiled, "Yes, Shen Yinbei is the only one left in the palace, and the coveted throne is at his fingertips, how could he be willing to go with us."

Ah Yuan curled her lips, rolled into a ball and pouted her buttocks, laughing hard even though she was obviously unhappy, really, yes, ugly, look!

"What do you know, little bastard?" Shen Chengqi scratched its round belly with his fingers.

It's the most annoying thing to beat those bad guys away and sneak away by yourself, pretending to be cool and calm even though you are obviously reluctant in your heart!Also, he is not a bastard in the first place!It's a beautiful little white bug~><Shen Chengqi was amused by its appearance, stroked its head and sighed slightly, what do you know about a little bug?

Even if he hadn't been reborn, nor had he cleared all the obstacles in the palace to avenge himself, with Shen Yinbei's ambition alone, the Duankang palace would be within reach sooner or later.

What's more, now that the emperor admires him very much, and the power and status are at his fingertips, how could Shen Yinbei be willing to let go of everything and go with him?

At the beginning when he decided to stay in the palace to avenge his past life, Shen Chengqi had already figured out the way out now, regardless of his fame, fortune and power struggle, money can't buy me freedom, and I can still live happily with space and bugs.

Even if he was reluctant to part with it, he and Shen Yinbei were destined to be on two different paths, so what else could he do except leave now?

"Oh, Shen Chengqi, Shen Chengqi, what do you want to do after you escaped?" The corner of his mouth curled up and smiled, Shen Chengqi patted the little donkey's buttocks, and quickened his pace.

One person, one donkey and one worm, bypassed the guards at the city gate, headed south along the circuitous path, and arrived at Tongzhou Wharf after a few days.

At this time, the water here is vast and the people are sparsely populated. It is rare to see a fisherman returning from fishing. Shen Chengqi hurriedly led the donkey and ran forward and asked, "Brother, how many days does it take to go to Suzhou from here?"

The fisherman looked up at him in astonishment and said, "Little brother, are you okay? Tongzhou is the farthest wharf from Suzhou, and it will take at least half a month by boat. I think you have a donkey to travel, why don't you go?" A convenient dirt road? Then it will take seven days."

Shen Chengxi scratched his head in confusion, he didn't know that riding a donkey by land would be much faster, but he thought of the possibility of being caught by Shen Yinbei, so he ran here.

"Hehe, in short, it's hard to explain and we have to go by water. Brother, do you know when the nearest passenger ship will arrive?"

"It's not a coincidence that you came here. There are few people in Tongzhou, and there are even fewer people who choose to go to Jiangnan from here. There is only one ship that carries passengers south from here in a month, but it has already set off the day before yesterday. What are you going to do now? If you leave, you have to wait another month."

"One month?!" Shen Chengqi's eyes widened in surprise, "Then is there any other way to cross the river? I'm really in a hurry to leave"

The fisherman shook his head, "This is the only way to go by water, if you can't wait, just go."

Shen Chengqi scratched his head anxiously. When he was at a loss, he saw the fisherman put away his net and set the boat aside to get off the boat. He had an idea, "Why don't you do this, brother? I will pay you twice the price." Yinzi, how about you take me to Suzhou with this boat?"

The fisherman lost his face when he heard this, "Are you kidding me! It's so far from here to Suzhou, I'm sick so I'll leave my whole family to see you off!"

"Then...or you can sell this boat to me. You can make an offer. As long as you are willing to sell it, I will never make a counter-offer. Is it possible?"

The fisherman became even angrier when he heard this, and couldn't help but glared at him, "I said you have something wrong, don't you? You just have to take a boat instead of a donkey, and now you're still thinking about my boat. Let me tell you that this boat has been with me for more than ten years, and you won’t sell it even if you give me gold!”

As he said that, he turned around and walked away angrily, carrying the fish basket, cursing as he walked: I didn't even look at how big the donkey was, even if I sold it to you, it wouldn't fit in my boat!

Shen Chengqi squatted on the ground helplessly and sighed, poked the donkey's belly and said, "Did you hear, Xiao Hei, people despise you for being fat, if it wasn't for you, we would have already boarded the boat to the south of the Yangtze River."

The donkey glanced at him, and lifted its hooves in dissatisfaction: You are the one who is messing around and still complaining about me...

"What should I do now? Is it possible to wait a month?"

Someone despised by the animals wailed and scratched his hair vigorously.

Now riding a donkey on the road is afraid of being caught by Shen Yinbei, and he has to wait another month for the boat, and it is not very safe to go to other places, what should we do! ?

At this time, Ah Yuan, who had been obediently curling herself up and sticking to Shen Chengqi's feet, suddenly bounced up, twisted wildly, and flicked her tail towards the river, as if she had been beaten to the ground.

Shen Chengqi looked up, and happened to see a not-so-small merchant ship approaching on the river not far away.

"Hey boatman! Stop the boat in front!"

Shen Chengqi ran to the shore and waved his hands vigorously at the boat, even with A Yuan and Xiao Hei jumping and jumping on the spot, wishing to attract all the attention.

I saw a man dressed as a merchant walking out of the cabin, looked towards the shore and asked, "Who are you? What do you want to stop our boat?"

"My little brother, I'm a traveler passing by here, and I have something urgent to do, but the boat from Tongzhou will have to wait a month to arrive, so if it's convenient, can you give me a ride? I will definitely reward you with a lot of money."

The man pursed his lips in difficulty, "My master is in a hurry to go to Jiangnan to buy goods. If we change the itinerary and take a detour, the business may be delayed, so I don't know where this brother is going. If it is convenient, I will go to my master. Say."

They even went to Jiangnan! ?Darling, such a good thing happened to me.

Shen Chengqi's brows were beaming with joy, his eyes lit up, he nodded quickly and said: "By the way, I'm going to Jiangnan too, brother, please tell me, I must thank your master face to face."

The man smiled and nodded, opened the curtain and got into the cabin, and it took a long time before he came out.

"Brother, my master said that meeting is fate, please board the boat and go together."

"Thank you so much, but..." Shen Chengqi scratched his head in embarrassment, glanced at Xiao Hei and said, "Well... I know it's a bit too much to ask at this time, but can I take this donkey with me on board? It's very well-behaved, it won't shit or fart casually, and it won't take up too much space..."

The more Shen Chengqi talked, the less confident he became, but he heard a soft laughter from the boat.

The man bent down to the edge of the cabin to listen, then raised his head and said with a smile: "My master said it's okay, just bring it."

"Okay." Shen Chengqi didn't expect the matter to be resolved so easily. After a long sigh of relief, he picked up A Yuan and stuffed it into his sleeve, and led Xiao Hei onto his merchant ship.

After tying up the donkey, putting down the luggage, he stuffed A Yuan into the package by the way, and Shen Chengqi followed the little brother into the cabin by himself.

I think that since the owner of the boat is called "Master", he must be quite old. He is so rare that he is so warm-hearted and helpful. The few high-quality ginseng plants in the space were never given to him as a thank you gift.

Thinking like this in my heart, I arrived at the door of the main hall in a short while, the little brother pointed at the door respectfully and said: "Our master likes to be clean, and if we are inconvenient to be disturbed by the current people, you can just push the door and go in."

Shen Chengqi nodded, somehow he was a little nervous, rubbing his palms on his clothes, he knocked on the door and walked in.

In front of the eyes is a square wing room, a gauze screen is placed directly opposite the door, and only the figure behind can be faintly seen.

"I am really grateful for the care of seniors who passed by here on the next way, and I am here to pay a visit."

A low laugh came from behind the screen, "It's okay, I see you are alone but choose the farthest way to go to Jiangnan, but what are your difficulties?"

This person's voice was rough and hoarse as if it had been polished with sandpaper, and he couldn't tell what age he was, but Shen Chengqi felt a little familiar inexplicably.

"This...it's really nothing, it's just that I messed with someone I shouldn't, and now I can only hide for a day if I want to."

"Oh?" The man's voice lowered with displeasure, and then asked: "Then what did he do that made you so unable to dodge?"

Shen Chengqi frowned and glanced behind the screen, curious in his heart, why is this old man so strange, why did he ask this for no reason?

"It's all trivial things that are not worth mentioning. Thank you, senior, for your concern." Shen Chengqi waved his hand, not wanting to entangle this matter any longer, and said after thinking about it: "Seeing that senior uses such a large merchant ship to go to Jiangnan to buy goods, is it for doing it?" The silk business?"

The person behind the screen smiled, "No, this time I went to Jiangnan to buy goods secondarily, mainly to find my wife."

"Wife?" Shen Chengqi's face twitched unconsciously, darling, this old man is already so old, and his wife must be 60 or [-] years old, it's really too old to play the game of "chasing me" at such an old age It's a bit... uh... disrespectful ==

However, maybe this old man is rich and married a young and beautiful daughter-in-law, and maybe he won't want to elope with his lover in a fit of anger.

Sigh... It's really pitiful when you think about it, not to mention wearing a cuckold at a young age and still having to chase after your wife, tsk tsk.

"Senior is really infatuated with his wife, and this junior admires her."

"I don't need to admire it, I just hope that you will run less in the future and I will burn incense and worship Buddha." The voice behind the screen suddenly rose, as if someone who had been suppressing his voice suddenly let go of the original voice.

Shen Chengqi broke out in a cold sweat when he heard the voice... Meow, why is this voice so familiar! ?

He shuddered all over, rubbed his feet with oil, turned around and ran out, just as he touched the door frame, he saw a few people locked the door from the outside!

"Seal all the doors and windows, lock the donkey, and don't come if you hear any noise in the house, understand?"

The man issued an order out the window, and heard the thundering voices outside responding: "Understood!"

Then all the exits around the cabin were locked, and they were covered with black cloth extremely professionally. It was simply a small black room for murder and robbery!

Shen Chengqi's legs went limp, and he fell into a big trough!Why... why are there so many people outside?Where the fuck did you hide just now?

"This, this, this... is premeditated!"

Shen Yinbei came out from behind the screen slowly, very handsome and beautiful, "Brother, oh no, it should be called Uncle Six now, you were the one who threw yourself into this boat, now you can't escape, you can only blame him You're out of luck."

Shen Yinbei, who was dressed in white, had a smile on his face, but his eyes were firmly fixed on Shen Chengqi, as if he wanted to poke a transparent hole in his body.

"That... ahahaha, haven't you been sealed as Marquis of Yongding, why do you still have the time to come to me?" Shen Chengqi yelled loudly, swallowing and feeling that his life was in danger.

There probably won't be another person as stupid as him in the world!Who is Shen Yinbei? If he wants to arrest someone, will he just send a few young people to search the streets? He must be secretly watching him. I'm afraid he took away the boat in Tongzhou before, forcing him to I have nowhere to go, and when I saw this merchant ship, I threw myself into a trap!

It's really embarrassing to throw it home, Ah Yuan, Xiao Hei, come and save me!

Shen Yinbei paced towards him, with an exceptionally gentle smile on his face, "Sixth Uncle, you even released the emperor's pigeons, and even dared to run during the canonization ceremony, so I don't have any reason to lag behind, do you? resigned."

"What? You don't have a fever, don't you? Isn't this your long-cherished wish?"

"That was in the past, it doesn't matter now, as long as you dare to run to the ends of the earth, I have to catch you back. If you are an official, how can you do this? I sacrificed a lot for you. If you don't make up, you will have no way to escape."

Shen Yin Beiyin approached tentatively and pushed Shen Chengqi to the corner, propped his hands on the wall and completely trapped him in his chest, his eyes were so hot that he was about to spit fire.

Shen Chengqi shrank his neck, and to be honest, he was so moved, "You see, you also know that I am your sixth uncle, we two... There is a generation gap, and it is obviously out of date."

"So?" Shen Yinbei raised his eyebrows.

"So... from now on, you will take your Yangguan Road and I will take my single-plank bridge. There is no one who can't do it in this world...Ah!"

In the middle of Shen Chengqi's words, Shen Yinbei's hand had already reached into his clothes, and pinched his buttocks fiercely, "Go on, why don't you talk, I'm listening."

"What do you want me to say?"

"Okay, if you don't tell me, tell me back." Shen Yinbei pressed tightly against him, lighting the fire with both hands up and down, "It's fine if you lied to me from the beginning that you are Shen Yinque, but later you know that I like it." You, but you still insist on it, even if I was completely used by you in the end, you turned around and ran away without giving me an explanation, do you think I will let you go easily?"

Shen Yin Beiyue said more and more angry, his gray eyes were gloomy, Shen Chengqi had a headache, "I... just have to, if I didn't lie to you from the beginning, I might have been burned to death as a monster!"

"Okay, I won't talk about this. Anyway, it doesn't matter to me who you are, but why did you get reborn? How did the birthmark on Shen Yinque's face and the crippled leg heal without medicine?" Have you told me the truth?"

"This... this..." Shen Chengqi was about to collapse, how could he tell Shen Yinbei that he had picked up a space from the coffin, and the spring water in it could heal wounds!Who would believe this kind of words!

"Okay, you don't need to talk about it. Letting you talk will only make me more angry. It's more practical to do it." Shen Yinbei interrupted him, and directly tore off his clothes, facing a large piece of cloth that was exposed. Deep kisses fell on the chest.

"Hmm... wait a minute! Let me explain to you, don't kiss him yet!" Shen Chengqi raised his hand and pushed him hard, but the man who was driven crazy by him had no time to listen to this.

"It's the same after explaining, anyway, you can't escape." Shen Yinbei didn't care about the three sevens and twenty ones, picked him up and pushed him to the table, put his lips in his mouth and fiercely attacked the city.

In fact, even if Shen Chengqi didn't say anything, he already guessed that since people can come back to life, there is nothing unacceptable about other weird things, but the most important thing right now is to punish his lover who tried to escape , let him understand who the fuck is his man!

Let you run away!

Although he was angry in his heart, his movements were very gentle. His slightly calloused fingers rubbed against the smooth skin, as if he was being sucked in, which made his mind flutter. He couldn't help but kiss this person one after another, wishing to crush this person to pieces. In my blood.

"Huh... um... let go... don't move there." Someone lay on the table and hummed miserably.

"It's just two fingers."

"Fuck! I don't want to do...￥...&*%&%..."

"I'll give you a chance to talk later, just call now."

"...Shen Yinbei, you little bastard! I... Ahhh! It hurts!"

The moment they stepped forward, both of them couldn't help moaning. Their familiar bodies became hot after only a moment of rigidity. The feeling of water and milk blending together was so beautiful that no amount of explanation and anger would be superfluous.

At this moment, as long as the person you love is by your side, why should you care who is right and who is wrong, who lied to whom?

At the moment when they reached the peak, no one noticed that the green beads that Shen Chengqi was carrying with him rolled out and landed next to the overlapping bodies of the two, emitting a green light...

Immediately afterwards, I only felt a blur in front of my eyes, and the sound of gurgling water came from my ears.

When Shen Yinbei raised his head, he saw a pool of green spring water not far away and the bubbling spring in the middle, surrounded by luxuriant grass and beautiful mountains and rivers, which was a beautiful sight.

"This... what is this place?"

The two looked at each other, one was puzzled and the other was bitter, Shen Chengqi covered his face, wishing to bump his head to death!

Why can sex also be done in space!The most important thing is that you pull out your dick first and then ask if it’s okay! ?

A certain person became angry and successfully pretended to pass out. At this moment, he suddenly understood a problem. People other than him could actually enter the space by talking to him. It's so sensual!

It seems that the husband and wife with space are destined to be unable to stop in the future!

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The author has something to say: The main text is officially over now, thank you for your company all the way, whether it is Zhang Zhang’s message, the reel of throwing thunder, or the friends who silently collect and read the text, I cherish it very much, thank you! ╭(╯3╰)╮