[Rebirth] Uncle is above, don't care

"Boss, another plate of crystal shrimp dumplings!"

After Shen Chengqi emptied the fourth steamed stuffed bun, he poured a bowl of pearl purple rice porridge into his mouth, and beckoned vaguely to the waiter.

"Brother, eat slowly, I won't fight with you." Shen Yinbei who was watching from the side was terrified and quickly handed him a brocade handkerchief to wipe his mouth, wishing he had to know this guy at this moment.

The dignified eldest son of Duankang Wangfu, wearing a cloud suit and brocade, looks like he has never eaten in eight hundred lifetimes, his eyes are bright when he sees everything, he is obviously out for breakfast but he ordered dozens of dishes, not to mention the fast pile There are mountains of drawers and plates.

Shen Chengqi couldn't see the meaning in Shen Yinbei's eyes, and curled his lips secretly in his heart, little brat, do you know the feeling of a middle-aged uncle who is trapped in the palace all day long, and finally one day he can come out to let the wind go?The cooking skills of this Zuixianlou chef are well-known throughout the capital. I remember that I hadn’t hung up the last time I ate it. Now that I have changed my body, of course I have to make up for my empty stomach.

"Don't be idle, you can eat too, Nun, this milky yellow goose roll is made with sugar and crushed sesame seeds and peanuts, try it." Shen Chengqi picked up a piece and put it on Shen Yinbei's plate, blinking his eyes Ah blink, I'm afraid that others will not know that he is a foodie.

Shen Yinbei rolled his eyelids and sighed, "You've already had a meal in the palace, why are you still eating so much?"

Shen Chengqi put down his chopsticks, looked at him very seriously and said: "What you eat when you come out is the taste. How can the cooks in the palace compare with the folk crafts, and I don't call it a big appetite, but I call it the fun of traveling."

"The fun of traveling?"

"Of course, besides eating and shopping, what other pleasures do you have when you come out to play?" Shen Chengqi stuffed a taro dumpling into his mouth, puffing out his cheeks, and added in a hurry: "In a while, after we finish this meal, we'll eat it." Go to the old temple for a stroll, it is said that the candied haws and fried sesame balls there are delicious.”

Speaking of this, someone's eyes lit up. When he was a prince, he used to put on airs every day, and he was too embarrassed to open his mouth if he wanted to eat these things. Now that he is free, of course he has to throw off his arms and eat it all. .

"...==" Shen Yinbei fell silent, touching his forehead with deep emotion: It was a mistake to take someone out shopping today!Bullshit, "a long absence is better than a newlywed", it's all wasted on eating!

After drinking and eating, someone will hold her hand?A certain one with a bulging belly walked out of Zuixian Tower and walked aimlessly to the street. The spring breeze blew by, which seemed like a date.

Today's market is very lively, the not-so-broad streets are full of stalls, some yell and sell things along the street, some get together to ask for advice and bargain, Shen Chengqi hasn't come out for a long time, he is in a good mood for a while, look left and right One glance, and the shadow disappeared in a while.

It was rare to see Shen Chengqi so happy, Shen Yinbei naturally had a red face, and walked forward unhurriedly, anyway, there were hidden guards by his side, so he was not afraid of any accidents.

After a while, Shen Chengqi came back with two face masks, put one of them into Shen Yinbei's hand and said, "Neng, brother rewards you."

Shen Yinbei looked down and saw a fat-headed and big-eared Zhu Bajie looking at him stupidly with his belly puffed out, his face turned dark immediately, "It's so ugly, I want yours."

Shen Chengqi held the Monkey King in his hand and waved it in front of him, "No, it would be nice to give you a pig, and you can pick and choose, or give it back to me."

As he raised his hand to take it away, Shen Yinbei stuffed it into his sleeve, still unconvinced, "I don't believe that there are only these two types in the kneader, what kind of aesthetics do you have? You can even buy Erlangshen. "

Shen Chengqi rolled his eyes, "What do you know, this Monkey King is very expensive, two Wen each, I brought a total of three Wen, I can only buy you the cheapest Zhu Bajie."

A certain person's nose turned out of anger immediately, and he squeezed the silly Zhu Bajie vigorously.

Hold back... hold back, just pretend... to marry a daughter-in-law who can save money.

"Mom...Look at that, I want it too, I want it too."

A little boy standing not far away pointed to the Monkey King in Shen Chengqi's hand with a longing look on his face, and he couldn't walk while tugging on his mother's sleeve.

Embarrassment appeared on the woman's face, she took the child's hand and said, "Adou, we can't take those things from others, please be good and don't make trouble."

"Hey, I want that Monkey King, mother, please buy it for me."

The little boy named A Dou started to cry, which also caught the eyes of Shen Chengqi and Shen Yinbei. Now the woman was even more at a loss, holding the child and raising her hand, she was about to hit her: "You child is really worrying. You can’t even eat, and you still want to meet people.”

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L L L L L I I don't have a face, but I don't have one.

Shen Chengqi glanced in the direction of the noodle stall not far away, and found that the master of the noodle man had already left. He walked over with a smile, patted the little boy on the head and said, "Do you like this Monkey King?"

The little boy sniffled, "Yeah."

Shen Chengqi turned Sun Wukong around in front of the boy, and said with a smile: "Then if you agree to one condition, uncle will give this to you, okay?"

The woman knew that Shen Chengqi and Shen Yinbei were nobles when she saw Shen Chengqi and Shen Yinbei's extraordinary clothes and demeanor. At this time, she was afraid and anxious, and said repeatedly: "Thank you, little brother. Although we are poor, we can't accept them casually." someone else's stuff."

Shen Chengqi didn't reply, looked at the little boy and nodded timidly before patting him on the head, "Then you have to promise uncle that you will not cry casually in the future, you are a little man, mother raised you so big Easy, you still have to talk back to her, how sad she is, if you apologize to mother, this will be given to you, okay?"

The woman thought that he was going to tease them about their lack of money, but she didn't expect Shen Chengqi to mean that, and she was speechless for a while.

If the little boy felt something, he rubbed against his mother's face, and whispered softly, "Mother... Doudou knew it was wrong."

The woman had mixed feelings for a moment, the corners of her eyes were moist, she turned her head and said to Shen Chengqi: "Thank you, we made you laugh, little brother."

Shen Chengqi waved his hands with a smile, stuffed the dough into the little boy's hand, turned and left.

Standing not far away, Shen Yinbei watched him approach with crossed arms, and said with a smile, "I didn't expect you to be quite good at coaxing children."

"That's right, it doesn't matter who the master is." Shen Chengqi raised the corner of his mouth, and put his hand on Shen Yinbei's shoulder, thinking that when you were a kid back then, I would still fool you around.

Seeing his appearance, Shen Yinbei felt itchy and uncomfortable, then a smirk appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he quietly leaned over and whispered in his ear: "Good uncle, people also want Monkey King."

This time "Uncle" was yelled, the speaker didn't care but the listener did it, Shen Chengqi only felt the hairs on the back of his neck stand up suddenly.

Obediently...how could this damn child...how could he call me uncle!This is foul!

This was the first time that Shen Yinbei called him "Uncle" without any other emotion after his rebirth. This long-lost address made Shen Chengqi's heart beat wildly, and then his ears turned red.

Shen Yinbei felt that it was novel, so he caressed Shen Chengqi's waist irregularly from behind with his hand, so scared that he immediately took a few steps back and looked at him vigilantly: This is the street!

Just go home?Shen Yinbei raised his eyebrows not to be outdone.

"...==" Shen Chengqi stroked his forehead: You think too much...

Just as the two were "eye-eyed", there was a commotion not far away, followed by screams from the crowd.

Shen Chengqi raised his head, frowned and said, "What's going on?"

Shen Yinbei was also a little strange, and turned his head to look into the distance.

At this moment, four tall horses came rushing over from the north, and immediately there were a few people dressed as guards sitting there, beating and cursing at the people on the street who had no time to dodge: "Damn bastards! If you don't want to die, let them die!" Drive! If you dare to block the way of the uncles, the uncles will let you die!"

Everyone was terrified and hid to the side one after another. No one dared to provoke these people. For a while, chickens and eggs were beaten on the bustling streets, and many stalls were overturned by speeding horses, and the people complained endlessly.

At this time, seeing several horses rushing forward, the woman who was talking to Shen Chengqi just now was holding A Dou in one hand and a basket of vegetables in the other, she couldn't dodge at all, she was about to be knocked away by the horses.

"Be careful!" Shen Chengqi didn't have time to react, his body rushed out before his consciousness.

In the nick of time, he threw the mother and son down at once, rolled on the ground, and almost vomited blood, and then four horses passed by in the dust, and a group of leaders shook off their whips and pointed at Shen Chengqi, about to whip them away: "stop The scum of the road! What a hero!"

Shen Yinbei's face turned dark immediately, and the moment his eyes narrowed, the dark guard who was hiding behind him flew out.

One of the hidden guards grabbed the whip and kicked the horseman. The other three horsemen saw that there was a master helping them, and they rode their horses and ran away.

"Chase!" Shen Yinbei waved his hand, and the hidden guards immediately chased after him.

A few of them were worried about the safety of Shen Chengqi and Shen Yinbei and refused to leave. Shen Yinbei glanced at him and said, "We are fine, you hurry up and catch them, and see who is so crazy!"

After the dark guard left, Shen Yinbei helped Shen Chengqi up, his face turned pale, "Brother, are you hurt?"

"I'm fine, a little scratch is fine." Shen Chengqi waved his hand, turned his head and said to the mother and son who had been frightened for a long time: "How are you doing, do you want me to take you to see a doctor?"

The women and children who had been favored by him twice didn't know what to say for a long time. They thanked him a thousand times, their eyes kept crying, people around talked a lot, and they looked at Shen Chengqi and Shen Yinbei with Full of praise.

It was rare for Shen Chengqi to become a hero, and he was a little embarrassed to be praised by fellow villagers. He blushed and was dragged away by the gloomy Shen Yinbei.

"Hey, don't be so cold and silent, I'm really not hurt."

Shen Yinbei turned his head, raised his bleeding hand and said, "It's all right? You're bleeding, do you know how dangerous it was just now, if it was a little later, you might be trampled into a pulp by that horse's hoof Already!"

"Oh, it's okay. I can't watch the mother and son die, can I? Besides, I'm bleeding, and you're still so fierce. You want me to hurt you more, don't you?"

If Shen Chengqi can't be tough, he can be soft, he knows that Shen Yinbei can't stand him.

Sure enough, Shen Yinbei's face softened a bit, and while the people around were not paying attention, he quickly pecked him on the mouth, "In the future, if you dare to act recklessly again, let's see if I can kill you."

"#%...&...[email protected]%...&&...!!!" This is outside!You are shameless and I still want it, can you stop being like this...! !

Shen Yinbei didn't care about someone's embarrassing expression at this time, he firmly held his hand and walked forward, what's wrong on the street, I can do whatever I want, why can't I?

A certain person was already dizzy with anger and completely lost his so-called demeanor, but at this moment, Shen Yinbei suddenly stopped in his tracks...

"What's wrong?" Shen Chengqi looked up at him suspiciously.

There was a chill that almost chilled the whole body, and suddenly there was a very bad premonition in my heart, as if something more dangerous was approaching.

A tiny air current came from the ear, getting closer and closer, with a speed like piercing through the air——

The moment Shen Yinbei raised his head, his eyes widened, and before he had time to react, he hugged Shen Chengqi with his whole body, protecting him tightly in front of his chest with his back, and then he groaned suddenly: "Well!"

"Yin Bei!" Shen Chengqi didn't know what happened, he saw Shen Yinbei fell to the ground, revealing a cold arrow on his back, and a large piece of blood-stained clothes.

He... he blocked an arrow for me! ?

"Brother...Brother, are you alright?" Shen Yinbei couldn't help but fell to his knees, but still raised his head weakly and asked about Shen Chengqi's situation.

Shen Chengqi's face turned pale immediately, and he instinctively looked towards a restaurant not far away, just in time to see Shen Yinhao holding a bow and smiling at him like a demonstration.

"Shen Yinhao!" It turned out to be this scum!