You're a cannon fodder

December 21st is said to be the end of the world, but the Maya's statement is really not reliable, or, maybe they are reliable, but the research translation of scientists is not reliable enough.

At least on the night of NO.20, the world is still very calm, no volcanic eruptions, no floods.

However, the Zhongzhuo forum is quite unsettled.

Many people rushed to release dramas before the so-called doomsday, but none of the dramas attracted more attention than the one starring Zhuyeqing and Jan.

At seven o'clock, the little bird broadcast a drama.

At 07:30, the drama post was directly turned to the second page.

The whole post was like crazy, and the replies were soaring upwards.

Before the two hundredth floor, there was no real content, it was all copy-pasted congratulations on the release of the drama and compliments on the crew's speed.

This show didn't even have a trailer, but because of Xiaoniaodou's excited shout from the dry voice in the CP building and Weibo, people have been looking forward to it for more than a month.Xiaohuabao gritted her teeth and retreated, and actually finished the post-production before the legendary doomsday, and the quality was good, and it sounded atmospheric and delicate.

Although Fang Zexi always felt that the original text of this story was very ordinary, and the plot was a little too bloody and cute, but it seems that the response after making the play was unprecedented.

After two hundred floors, there were all kinds of screams that could not be calmed down.

Floor 213: Oh my god, my god, I'm actually against CP!

Floor 235: Bamboo attack by peach, my wife is so impressed!Mr. Zhu has mastered the black-bellied character too well, and Mr. J has perfectly interpreted that domineering and cunning businessman temperament.

Floor 280: Oh my god!What did I hear! ! ! ! H! ! ! Ah! ! !The first time I heard the H in J big!I wipe!Why can't my nosebleeds stop!

Floor 298: I heard this too, help, my ears are pregnant!

Floor 350: This CP is completely reversed, but why is H swollen so hot!When Mr. Zhu made a sound of haji, one came, oh leak, holding his big face, there is an illusion of watching the scene, oh, it's so annoying~

Floor 419: I'm going to die!My whole body is going to be bad!I don't know what to say!So beautiful!Obviously, this plot is so bloody that it's so weird, why is it so cute!Mr. Zhu's gentle voice was so low that his hormones were leaking when he spoke, why did I immediately imagine the way he raised his eyebrows and slightly squinted his eyes and leaned over J's ear! J Da's domineering and free-spirited body becomes a natural temptation once she gets on the bed!The interaction is so beautiful that my phantom limbs are hardened when I hear it! o(*////▽////*) o Oh no!With a straight face, the CVs are well matched, the sense of drama is in place, the post-production rendering is very successful, and the plot is so bloody that it is fascinating. "Huh?! There must be something wrong...".

Floor 555: The plot is not bad. It's obviously bloody, but it's quite attractive. CV points.The later stage is beautiful, and the sense of rhythm is very charming.Mr. Zhu has always listened to the gentle voice, this time it is obviously gentle, but it is really great to be able to hear the black belly and calculations from the gentleness, but there are some mandarin bites... and occasionally I feel that I can't let go of my words , It's an old problem, and I can only make up for it from my voice and acting skills. J's voice is so good that I don't want to say more, it's too aura, but there are a few accents that are not right, and I will point it out after a round.Besides, confession ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah this H is too hot to be stewed! 3 minutes is enough!

After publishing the drama post, I found that the madness in the CP building next door was even worse.

X Building: What to do with the swelling, I am so excited that I can’t express it, how can Zhu Gong be so emotional when suffering from peach swelling!I am a firm chicken and bamboo party!

Floor X+1: Chicken and Bamboo Party +1, but being reversed by CP is also very ecstasy_(:з"∠)_It’s so touching!

X+2 floor: I was so cute that my face was covered with blood! The sense of CP is too strong!How can it be so beautiful!

Floor X+3: Although I’m not kind, but... I cut out the H sheet and turned it dozens of times. QAQ, who will save me, I’m losing too much blood and can’t stop, what should I do?Let's be together, Mr. Zhu, let's be together!

Building X+4: "Yes, I like him." Did J University catch up with someone? I'm willing to close the building according to international practice if I catch up with him!

Floor X+5: Don’t be so purple, Two-dimensional is fine. Don’t pursue too much. In short, the positive CP also has the reverse CP and the H is also matched. My little one, it jumps a little too fast and I can’t bear it. .

X+6th Floor: It's still short of the chicken that overthrew Mr. Zhu's H!Which talented planner hurry up and come up with a set, TUT!

X+7th floor: Mr. Zhu’s birthday song meeting at night, there are already many people in the channel, Mr. Zhu is swollen and hasn’t come yet, so I’m in a hurry_(:з」∠)_Chicken doesn’t have a thick line...

Floor X+8: It's going to be eight o'clock soon, and I'm so anxious. He didn't say a word at a certain song meeting last time. He was three hours late for the song meeting that he couldn't mention last time. Today should be It won't be a situation, right? I already regard this song meeting as a carnival before the end.

Building X+9: Teaching materials such as the song keeping meeting...

When Fang Zexi returned home from a busy day's work and went online, he found that he couldn't even grab a prominent position.He had no choice but to reply from a corner hundreds of floors away: Congratulations on the release of the show, the crew has worked hard.I'm really sorry for the long delay because of me. Fortunately, the scholar-bureaucrats are very helpful.Hope you all like our drama, bow.

He didn't have time to take a closer look, so he logged into YY and entered his channel.

A few friends in the online distribution circle jointly planned a birthday song party for him, and invited many familiar CVs as guests, and started promoting it several days in advance.

Fang Zexi saw that promotional poster, and felt that it was an unprecedented event.

He does have a lot of friends, but if he didn't gather them together like this, he wouldn't even know that the number has reached such a huge number.He usually doesn't try to be cute or too enthusiastic. He just pays attention to every CV's Weibo. Occasionally, he will reply with a sentence or two when he comes across a topic of interest. In this way, he slowly becomes with many people. friends.

As soon as he entered the channel, he was immediately embraced by the sharp-eyed host, and a pile of flowers instantly appeared on the public screen.

Fang Zexi started with his signature gentle laugh, before saying, "Thank you everyone."

"Mr. Bamboo is here! Mr. Bamboo is giving birth~"

"Can you secretly ask if Big J is here?"

"I searched around and didn't find J big, so sang."

"The guests are all big red robes. If Big J comes, all the field control will be removed, right? 23333"

Fang Zexi smiled helplessly and said, "How much do you like him?"

"We don't like him o(*////▽////*)o we just like Jida and bamboo sticks together."

"Together with!"

"Who said that two sticks, no matter how thick or thin, can't go together?"

"Σ(っ°Д°;)っIf you don't have such a thing, Mr. Zhu, how can you remember this sentence that the baby teeth have no lower limit so clearly!"

"Forget it, forget it! Bamboo sticks and chickens match so well!"

"Have you forgotten that he and I are rivals in love?"

"Haven't they all been cannon fodder! (#▽#) Then cannon fodder and cannon fodder HE."

"Rivals or o(°▽, °o) will eventually attract each other and become lovers."

"No, it's our Zhu Jun J who cannon fodder the lemon residue! It must be like this!"

Fang Zexi laughed so hard that the corners of his mouth twitched, but he still tried his best to maintain a serious voice, and said, "You guys are so smart, will you be disappointed when you know the truth?"

"Σ(°△°|||) Nani?!!!"

"〒▽〒 Don't want Jiang Zi, I don't want to hear it!"

"Ah, ah, Mr. Zhu, are you going to reveal the truth!"

"Well. The truth is... J University sent me a text message today, saying that he has to work overtime and will come back very late. He may not come to the song meeting. Don't wait, everyone, start the following process."

"Mr. Zhu, you are not kind!"

"Mr. Bamboo, you are broken with J University! QAQ"

"Is this the truth, you bastard!"

"Birthday is such an important day, why can't QAQ be by your side! I'm busy with work or something, it's so cruel!"

"Hey, hey, just send a text message to Mr. Zhu, this JQ is really awesome~"

Fang Zexi originally thought that Xia Yang would work late, but he did not expect that he would go online after nine o'clock.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa finally here!"

"J big J big J big!"

"Well, I'm a little tired from reading the documents, so I'm going to be lazy. Happy birthday to Bamboo Stick."

Fang Zexi sent him a private chat: Why don't you go home?

Jan: I want to talk too, I want to wish you a happy birthday.

Bamboo Leaf Green: ...

Fang Zexi was speechless, Xia Yang thought he would be like last time, refusing to let others know that they were together.

"J, hurry up and sing a song for Shou Xing!"

"Sing, sing! Sweet little love song!"

"〒▽〒 Weakly begging for a chorus..."

"Please Lianmai!"

"A love song duet!"

Fang Zexi smiled softly, and said, "Okay, Mr. J, you can open another number and follow me to the small room below. I will play the accompaniment."

「Σ(っ°Д°;)っ actually agreed, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

"Death will rest in peace +10086!"

Xia Yang went to open the account in a hurry, Fang Zexi said indifferently: "It's just Lianmai, you just rest in peace? You had a chance to hear Tongmai, but it's a pity..."

"God horse meaning!"

"Same wheat?!!!"

Xia Yang was stunned for a moment when he heard what Fang Zexi said, and before he could react, he was dragged to the small room below, but when the accompaniment was played, he was embarrassed.

From which corner did Fang Zexi pick out this old song from the 80s?

"He is always only willing to talk to me, and always refuses to let me take him home. I heard that you once fell in love with him, and you were also unable to extricate yourself."

Who can't help themselves!Only Fang Zexi made Xia Yang unable to extricate himself!

There were a lot of stares and surprises on the public screen, and they shouted uncontrollably. Xia Yang suddenly felt that this song was quite interesting, so he took it up with a smile.

"("▔▔▔)/Is this really a love song? "

"〒▽〒 I don't want to die in peace, I want a love song..."

"Tuyan, you guys are showing your affection!"

"My rival in love, damn it, my heart has been tempered for so long, why is it still trembling because of the cuteness!"

"We care so much about him, but he completely dismisses it. The more we love him, the sadder he will be, and we will never get an answer. Should we continue to guess what he thinks, or say we should forget it all."

"Then let's be together!"

"Then let's be together!"

"No, why is there such a cute and abusive kick."

"What's wrong with me feeling so excited and wanting to cry QQQ!"

"Be together!"

After Fang Zexi sang, he came out of the small room and looked at the multicolored screens that kept brushing up together, as if something was slowly pouring up in his heart, so full that it was about to overflow.

He has always felt that the more low-key he is on the Internet, the longer he will last, but at this moment, he has the feeling of being blessed by everyone, which he can't experience in real life, and he doesn't even dare to think about it. matter.

Want to come out publicly, want to be acknowledged and blessed, want everyone to know that they are together.

However, they have been together for so long, it seems too hypocritical to say it at this time.

A few words rolled back and forth in Fang Zexi's throat, but in the end he couldn't say anything, so he just lowered his head and sent a text message to Xia Yang: "Go home early after you're done."

Xia Yang replied almost immediately: "Okay."

In less than 10 minutes, there was the sound of a key unlocking the door.

Fang Zexi looked at the channel and let out a sigh, and said to other people in the channel: "My little... Well, my family Gongjun is back, everyone wait a moment. Harassment, you can help arrange guests to sing first, I'm driving Speakers, I can hear you, thank you."

"Attack the king?! Σ(°△°|||)"

"I must have heard wrong, this is impossible!!!"

"J big...my J big..."

"Chicken bamboo fans are heartbroken! QAQ"

"Wait a minute! Why is it attacking! Isn't Zhujun attack? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"J mostly stopped talking QAQ, I'm so sad, what should I do?"

"J don't cry, stand up and masturbate!"

Fang Ze took off his slippers to pour water for Xia Yang, and the two kissed softly at the entrance.

"Why did you come back? I saw you hung up all the time, and thought you were going to deal with work again."

"I heard your call." Xia Yang held the water glass in his hand, and entered the room with Fang Zexi.

The guest who just got on the mic in the speaker was backing up and said: "Oh shit, Mr. Zhu, you made such a big deal and you asked me to come up to sing, who will listen to me singing to? Shouting is J big! I'm weak! I quit! Strike!"

"Huh? What's going on? What did you reveal?"

"I said," Fang Zexi narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "my little shou is back."

"Who is your victim? Hmm?" Xia Yang put the water glass aside, stretched out his hand directly, and pinched Fang Zexi's butt.

Fang Zexi grabbed his troublesome hand and said in a low voice, "Don't make trouble, I didn't turn off the microphone."

The public screen was in chaos, and even the guests were booing, and the channels on the inner and outer sides were painted into colorful colors.

"Ahhhhhhhhh I'm going to die!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhh my god, I was so stimulated today that I really feel bad!"

"Fake, fake, who's going to pinch me up!"

"It's really big J. How could it be swollen? I don't believe it. I have to go out and calm down!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh")"

"I want to turn black, turn black, turn black, turn black, everyone who is not public and plays with us will be dragged into the blacklist, ah, ah, bastard!"

"Bamboo stick, I'm so happy." Xia Yang hugged him tightly, and gently bit his earlobe.

"Hey, hey, hey, wait, let me turn off the microphone... Ah... Ciao! Stop making trouble, don't dare to hit you because I like you... Ah, let go..."