You're a cannon fodder

Xia Yang was woken up by the abdominal pain. He was really tired before. They lay on the bed and chatted for a while, when sleepiness hit, they fell asleep unconsciously, and didn't even eat dinner.

At this moment, it was gray and gray outside, and Xia Yang couldn't tell whether it was evening or morning. He put on his nightgown, grabbed the phone on the bedside table and went to the bathroom.

At seven o'clock in the morning, it turned out that they had slept for nearly thirteen hours.

Last night, the two of them fell into madness at the end. Looking back now, I still feel trembling all over my body. A hot current rushed from the bottom of my heart to my mind and swept through my whole body.

The memory is too deep, just like the clear traces on the body, it cannot be dissipated.

Fang Zexi's wildness, which is different from the appearance, is more likely to cause people to fall than gentleness.

It's just that in a small place like the bathtub, I can't use my hands and feet, and I feel sore and exhausted after finishing.

Moreover, he came directly in such a small bathtub with shower gel to lubricate and didn't wear a condom. Which rotten girl did he read?This completely unscientific thing will only mislead novices, yet Fang Zexi actually believes it!

Xia Yang sneezed twice and collapsed.

Never in his 30 years of life had he been so humiliated.

He thought they were in love, but they ended up killing each other.

Although it was cleaned up in the end, it didn't seem to be cleaned very well, mainly because of the shower gel, which made him feel terrible.

He only designed to give Fang Zexi a good first time, but he never thought that he would get such a bad first time for himself, although the process was still painful and happy.

It's so miserable, it's better to discuss with you earlier and I will line up once and not to grab...

There is still some burning pain in the back, and the empty stomach is burning, and every muscle in the body is sore and painful.

Xia Yang stared at the single-person bathtub, thinking about when he would find time to replace it with a double-person bathtub.

He washed his hands and went back to the room. Seeing Fang Zexi sleeping, he suddenly felt no pain in his stomach.

This guy, no matter what he looked like, made him very fond of it.That kind of warm and strong feeling tastes really intoxicating.Whether it's hugging or being hugged, being together can be filled with happiness.

It was something he had never thought of.

Fang Zexi was in a deep sleep, his brows were slightly furrowed, his face was rosy, and he hugged the quilt tightly with both hands, looking very interesting.

Ruddy?

Xia Yang frowned, feeling that something was wrong, he reached out and touched Fang Zexi's forehead.

His forehead was hot and he had a fever.

Xia Yang was a little speechless, he was the one who was injured, why he had a fever while he had abdominal pain and a little cold.

"Bamboo stick..." Xia Yang leaned down and whispered in his ear worriedly, but his nose itched and he sneezed uncontrollably.

Fang Zexi was awakened by the sneezing near his ear, opened his eyes in confusion, and finally woke up after looking at Xia Yang for a while, and then said one word: "Hungry."

……

Xia Yang called someone to deliver breakfast, then called the doctor, and the two of them watched TV in the living room and put on an IV.

Fang Zexi was still groggy, with a lot of snot and tears, Xia Yang suddenly felt that he had regained his sense of balance.

Tell him to mess around!

The water in the full tank was almost completely cold in the end, and no matter how warm the Yuba was, it was no match for the air conditioner. The pores on their bodies were soaked by the cold water, and they both fell ill.

Seeing Xia Yang's expression, the doctor became a little puzzled.

Last time he was just called back on the way home by car, so he jokingly said "You got fucked too", but Xia Yang really got fucked? !

He took a peek at Fang Zexi, this guy was sicker than Xia Yang, he had a gentle face, his body was wrapped in a nightgown, but the overall frame was not big, he seemed to be quite thin, and he didn't look like that at all. Someone who can overthrow Xia Yang.

And they looked like they had a fight outside in the snow, right?

The doctor hung up the water for them and left Xia Yang's house with mixed feelings.

Fang Zexi ate porridge with a spoon in one hand, glancing at Xia Yang's face from the corner of his eyes.

Xia Yang sat on the sofa expressionlessly, staring at the TV without looking at him.

He touched Xia Yang with his left hand and asked, "Then what, will you just hate me like this?"

Xia Yang cast a sideways glance coldly, without saying a word.

Those eyes were quite awe-inspiring and domineering, Fang Zexi choked for a moment, and silently withdrew his hand.

He struggled inwardly, feeling that he had really failed.It was a very exciting weekend, and it ended in ailment at the end.

It was not the first time he had hurt Xia Yang, and every time he was injured inexplicably and for no reason.

Xia Yang said that he likes him, but what he likes is just his gentle appearance. Now that he sees such a rough self, will he start to dislike him a little bit from the bottom of his heart?

"Are you afraid that I hate you?"

Xia Yang's sudden utterance startled Fang Zexi, and he retorted subconsciously: "I'm just guilty of hurting my little one so badly."

Xia Yang laughed sullenly, stretched out his hand to cover Fang Zexi's, and said, "Since you feel guilty, let me do it from now on."

Fang Zexi's eyes lit up, and he said, "So, you mean, will you sit up by yourself?"

……

Because of illness, Xia Yang didn't let Fang Zexi go home, but detained Fang Zexi, and spent the Singles' Day together when they were no longer single.

Licking popsicles together, they had no choice but to give up under the ravages of the disease. Xia Yang took care of work all afternoon while Fang Zexi was sick and checked Weibo all afternoon...

In contrast, Fang Zexi felt that he was weak.

He also wanted to work, and he also wanted to sign documents with a pen, and the papers on the desk were flipping, with a serious face, full of the charm of a successful man, which made people's hearts flutter.

But no matter how busy the bank is, it will not be so busy that there are so many things to do on weekends in the middle of the month.

It is said that their online banking system has completely collapsed since the early morning, but that is a matter of the headquarters and has nothing to do with him.

Xia Yang's family has a lot of books, many of which are related to finance and economics, but now his mind is dizzy and he can't read anything.

He could only update a microblog out of boredom, saying: I have a cold, please forgive me for procrastinating.

Immediately, many fans left comments with concern, and he replied with some thank you.

Some people also cautiously asked him whether he would go to YY at night, saying that although it was inhumane to let Mr. Zhu go to YY when he had a cold, it had been a long time since we saw each other, and the resident vests on the channel were very worried about him.

The girl chose her words carefully, the real meaning was probably that she wanted Fang Zexi to go to YY to spend Singles' Day with them, so as to reduce the sadness that he had just lost his love and became a bachelor.

Fang Zexi couldn't help laughing out loud, and Xia Yang looked up once. He thought about it, but he had nothing to do anyway, so he replied to the girl: I'll come up to spend Singles' Day with you, but my voice is not good enough. Comfortable, can't talk too much.

After replying, he refreshed Weibo again, and saw that Xiaoniaodou also updated with the times: There is no hope in life, I fell into the bottom of the pit with the end of the world, and we will never see each other again...

Of course, many other fans must feel that there is hope in life. After all, Mr. Zhu has updated Weibo and QQ signatures again, so that he will not be hit by something before and completely disappear.

Fang Zexi sniffed, poked open the QQ of the bird pocket and said to him: I will record for you when I recover from my cold.

Take care of the little bird: I am dead, and even my feathers rot in the ground.

Bamboo Leaf Green: ...

Xiaoniao has to be careful: you are talking about recording me every day, but when will you record me?And what's the matter with J big being swollen? Why are you two dragging the pit together!Drag the rotten chrysanthemum!

Fang Zexi immediately frowned sensitively.

Zhuyeqing: Don't curse indiscriminately, it's really bad and I'll ask you to settle the score.

The little bird should take care: Σ(°△°|||) Is your ass swollen?

Zhuyeqing: It's not me.

The little bird has to take care of it: Σ(っ°Д°;)っIs it J big? ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Bamboo Leaf Green: ...

Xiaoniao has to pack his bags: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Fang Zexi had always been evasive but not answering but would not open his eyes and talk nonsense. Now facing such a keen bird pocket, he simply closed the message box and ran away in stealth, ignoring him any more.

He put down his phone and closed his eyes to rest his mind, and fell asleep again in a daze, until he was woken up by Xia Yang at dinner time.

Moist lips pecked lightly on the face, itching.

Fang Zexi opened his eyes, and used his thick nasal voice to scorn Xia Yang's way of waking people up.

After dinner, Fang Zexi logged into YY, and entered the channel "Oleander's Chicken and Pig Breeding Base" with a black face.

Who came up with this stupid channel name!

Other people's CPs are full of poetry, such as Tiansan, Lihua, Shubai, even Lime is much better than this.

Because I replied to the message in the afternoon, someone made the announcement and spread it widely. At this time, hundreds of people have gathered in the channel. It is not small, and it is still increasing one after another.

Fang Zexi said a few words hoarsely, and Xiaoniaodou immediately sent a message saying: You are really sick!

Zhuyeqing: How could you think I was lying to you?

Xiaoniao should take care: QAQ has gained weight too many times because of your broken promises, I thought you had been transmigrated and replaced with another personality!

Bamboo Leaf Green: ...

Ever since he met Xia Yang, another personality in him began to gain the upper hand.

Fang Zexi said a few words and began to cough, Xia Yang handed him a glass of water and motioned him to stop talking.

Xia Yang had an injection and took medicine, and he recovered for the most part in the afternoon, and he didn't sneeze again.

Fang Zexi looked up at him, then suddenly reached out and pulled his collar to pull him down, and kissed him hard.

Xia Yang was caught off guard, his teeth collided, and he let out a muffled grunt.

Fang Zexi laughed in a good mood.

Xia Yang gave him a helpless smile, turned on another computer and logged into the YY channel.

"Wow, Big J is here!"

"Ahh, Master J is here too, and today Take-kun is here too!"

"Master J, should you do something?!"

"Come on, get naked on Singles' Day! We believe in you!"

"Sing a love song, sing a love song~conquer him with singing~"

Xia Yang smiled and said, "I have a cold."

"("▔▔▔)/What's the situation? "

"Mr. Zhu has a cold, and so does Ji Da? Is it the weather's fault?"

"Fate, oh fate!"

"I guess I can't sing too many songs, so let's just have one that fits the occasion."

"Is QAQ about to be abused?"

"Is it a single love song?"

"Don't take off your clothes for the occasion!"

Xia Yang clicked on the accompaniment, and Fang Zexi listened to it. It really wasn't the usual occasion, so he responded directly from the title.

He seldom listens to popular songs, but this song was accompanied by a TV series adapted from a game, and he was forced to listen to it countless times on various occasions.

And every time this song plays, the two male protagonists in the TV series will start selling rot.

At this moment, Xia Yang was singing happily, and sang a line of lyrics that all the girls below would fill the screen with.

"How can you be a free person."

"If you don't see Zhu-kun for a day, you will be restless."

"How did you become so stupid~"

"I just found out that you've fallen in love with him~"

Xia Yang coughed and said, "I'm not stupid, I found out earlier."

"Is this a confession!!!"

"Where is Mr. Zhu, ah, ah, Mr. Zhu, you didn't hear that!"

"Q mouth Q will have been scared away?"

"No, I just came back..."

"We're just YY, although it's not good in front of me, but Mr. Zhu, don't mind!!! Come and sell the rot so that we can die with peace of mind, so that we can die with peace of mind!"

Fang Zexi suddenly remembered that Xia Yang said he liked him in YY in front of everyone.

Is this kind of thing really going to be announced to the world in public?

It is said that Xiu Enai dies quickly, think about him and Ning Le... No, that metaphor is not appropriate, Ning Le has never been in love with him.

Fang Zexi turned his head to look at Xia Yang, and found that the other party was also looking at him.

He walked over to help Xia Yang close the microphone, and asked seriously: "Want to make it public?"

"think."

"It's just a virtual online world."

"But I just want people to know that you are mine."

Fang Zexi twitched the corners of his mouth: "This is an opportunity for you, but you didn't grasp it well."

"...I'm yours!" Xia Yang hesitated for a while, then changed his words compromisingly.

"It's too late." Fang Zexi returned to his seat, "And they all said that Xiu En'ai died quickly, so it's better to keep a low profile."

Xia Yang laughed softly, turned on the microphone, and said, "I heard that Xiu Enai dies quickly, so does it mean that you have to kill each other to make love last? Or, bamboo stick, let's continue to complain about each other with black belly and vicious tongue." gone."

The author has something to say: Well, they fell ill _(:з"∠)_ so they both got IV.

This is a plot I like very much in the setting, why is it so uncut when written!The outline is like this: "Chicken's big design gently knocked down the bamboo stick, and the bamboo stick woke up and counterattacked wildly, so one had a cold and the other had a fever, and both of them fell ill and hanged water together." Nima, I originally planned It must be chicken fever ("▔□▔)/Why I can't bear to write it... because it looks like chicken is too much! "Every plot development has multiple choices. Choice phobia patients are sincere I can't afford it

Then I wanted them to go to YY to spend Singles’ Day with the girls in a few days, but I looked at the calendar and found that according to my timeline, the day when they fell ill was Singles’ Day QAQ, damn, my meme...so I spent Singles' Day sick ORZ "This author is too cruel, he will do anything to get rid of it (Huh? Fold?)"

Oh, why did I write and write that I feel that the chicken is more sexy when it is felt, the love in the wild really makes people feel more happy physically and mentally, and it is so embarrassing to lose my mind or something, let the chicken be wild next time After QAQ, although it is a mutual attack, the settings of Nima bamboo sticks are biased. This is almost over!Chicken big this evildoer attack!