Fat birds are self-improvement

I am Mastiff Xukun, I am 100 years old this year, and I have been an internal prisoner in the Demon Palace for [-] years.What I want to tell you next is the seven-day trembling strange event that happened in the Demon Palace.

That was the disaster that destroyed the entire Demon Palace.It is the biggest nightmare in the devil world.

Everything started from that ominous day, and the curse with a cycle of seven days quietly eroded the entire palace.

But when that nightmare started, all of us were still immersed in ignorance, and didn't even know that the shadow of terror was approaching.

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【Day [-]】

We who are deep in the palace do not know what happened in the court. Since ancient times, the harem has been completely isolated, and it is forbidden to discuss and know about any government affairs.

But on that day, an ominous atmosphere had already permeated the air.

The temperature has risen subtly.The midsummer flowers, which had been waiting for another four months to bloom, began to bloom one after another on this day because of the change in temperature.The concubines and concubines all said it was an auspicious omen, but the poor people had no idea that it was actually a bad omen.

When the flowers of midsummer are in full bloom, it is the most beautiful moment of the Demon Palace. The entire Demon Palace is surrounded by blooming flowers. Even the lowly palace people like me feel very elegant because of this beautiful scenery, and that person, right here The time for flowers to bloom has come.

It's just another new favorite of His Majesty in the harem.Everyone talks about it, but when the new male concubine walks down the corridor surrounded by maids, I believe even the gods will be amazed at him.

There is no doubt that no one will surpass her incomparable beauty.

He was wearing a moon-white exotic dress. I have never seen that kind of dress, but it was so beautiful and holy on him. The moment I was pruning in the garden, there was a kind of religious conversion. feeling.

This time His Majesty brought a superb beauty.Oh yeah, I wonder if this kind of beauty can survive in the sinister harem?I thought so regretfully at the time.

But thinking about the situation at that time now, I can only say that the words of the sages are absolutely correct-"the devil is always so good at disguising".

That is the source of all misfortunes.

The origin of evil.

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His majesty's bravery is well known, especially in that respect.

That peerless alien beauty will probably be tortured terribly, tonight.

As a gardener and eunuch who manages the central garden, I can clearly observe everything that happens in the corridor facing the large circular flower bed—the entire harem of the magic palace is a circular high tower, and the hollow part is beautiful. The vertical garden, as long as you stand here, you can see everything in the tower clearly. This was also deliberately designed to prevent the conspiracy of the harem, right?

There are no secrets in the open harem of this structure.The residence of the concubines in the harem doesn't even have a gate, only a thin screen to block it.

I saw His Majesty enter the new male concubine's palace with an expectant expression.

It is said that the more you look forward to, the more you will be disappointed.

I heard His Majesty's wild laughter and clamor: "Take it off and show me! If you want me to meet your request, you have to pay the price!"

Yes, the structure of the entire harem leads to very poor sound insulation, which is also a deliberate design to make the harem no secrets at all.

I only found out later that the peerless beauty agreed to enter the harem because of a certain oath. I have to say, Your Majesty really...

Big loss.

Of course, at that moment, I didn't know what would happen in the future. All I could do was to stand blankly in the garden, listening to the sounds inside. Just by imagining, I could imagine the appearance of a peerless beauty. What would it be like to be naked? If I had a jj, maybe I would be xxx just by imagining it, hehe.

Nima!I'm clearly narrating something very scary!Don't let your imagination run wild!Nima, this is obviously a strange memory!alright!Let me get on with the horror below!

When His Majesty's wild laughter was over, I heard a silence inside.I guess the beauty must have started to undress, because if the beauty pretended to be dead rather than surrender, there would have been a lot of noise inside, and the silence inside at this moment just shows that the beauty's style of undressing has attracted everyone. people!

Slave, I really want to go in and have a look T0T!

The thing that stunned me happened—after a while, people in the palace ran out holding their noses, and His Majesty roared inside. That kind of sound was definitely the kind of heart-wrenching and painful roar that could be seen but not eaten.

It was only later that I found out that His Majesty was unable to go any further because of the turbulent nosebleed, so he was "died" in front of the beauty's naked body.

It's so hard to eat, but because of this reason, I can't eat it. How beautiful is the beauty's naked body?

Uh, slave, I shouldn't speak ill of His Majesty ==

Nah.Anyway, the ominous first day kicked off the Seven Days of Terror with Blood.

Although that blood is nosebleed.

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【Second day】

His Majesty is still unable to touch the peerless beauty.This made His Majesty very frustrated and angry.Because before that, His Majesty always believed that all the good things in the world should belong to him, and he was the most brave, noble and invincible man in the world.

His Majesty finally had a day of exhaustion.

Huh?Why do I use the word "finally"?

In short, His Majesty is still extremely frustrated today.

After His Majesty left, the beauty asked the palace servants to deliver food. From morning to night, I saw that the line of food delivery has not decreased.

There was an endless stream of palace people delivering food, and they all expressed their surprise at the beauty's appetite.Could it be that the beauty was transformed from a pig?I guessed like this at the time, but even if it is a pig, it probably doesn't have one percent of his food intake.

It's all just too weird.She is obviously a peerless beauty, why is she so edible?So I secretly inquired about the origin of that beauty.

I know that person is called Feng Wu, which is a very ominous name.The future disasters of the Demon Palace will come from this.

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【The third day】

His Majesty seemed to have calmed down, and he was no longer harassing the newcomer Feng Wu.But according to my understanding of His Majesty, he must be holding back a bad mood and preparing to torture Fengwu beauty severely.

In fact, I am a gardener and eunuch not because I like gardening, but because this job is too gossip. Standing in the big garden, every move in the palace can be seen clearly.

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【Day [-]】

Sure enough, on the fourth day, other jealous concubines came to attack Feng Wu, and taught the newcomers the unchanging rules of the harem, especially the concubines of the Demon Race, who were all aggressive.I watched those menacing concubines rush into Feng Wu's palace, followed by all kinds of insulting words that would make people die.

Anyone with a bit of self-esteem will be provoked into a rage by those harsh words.

But Feng Wu didn't respond at all.Not only that, but several weak-willed concubines were even fascinated by his appearance and demeanor!That's right, from the moment I saw him for the first time, I judged that he definitely has the ability to disturb the harem and cuckold His Majesty!

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【Day [-]】

On this day, when I was tidying up the flower beds, I suddenly felt a line of sight behind me!When I turned my head, that unparalleled beauty? Feng Wu was standing behind me! !

I'm all Smecta! ! 【Hey, why did I say Smecta? 】In short, I feel electric, numb, exciting and frightened! !He is so beautiful! !Why does he pay attention to me! !I am a eunuch! [Aww, what am I thinking about! ! ] "How about turning this flower bed into a hot spring?" He asked me like this.His eyes are so intoxicating, his lips, his skin, everything about him is so perfect...he is bathed in the morning light of the courtyard, he is a holy messenger, conveying the gospel of God to me ...His beauty is the greatest blessing to the world!

"Uh...(⊙_⊙)" I suddenly didn't know how to answer him.

What else in the world can best match a beauty?In addition to the wind, flowers, snow and moon, it is probably a hot spring, right?Imagine the ambiguous scene of a beauty lying in a hot soup, if I have a jj, I will explode right now.

"Oh, I'm just talking casually." He turned and left chicly.If there were no terrible things that happened later, it might be an unforgettable and beautiful memory in my life.

I was ignorant at that time, but I was intoxicated all day by the wonderful encounter surrounded by hundreds of flowers in the morning light.

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【Sixth day】

On this day, His Majesty announced that a feast of pleasure would be held in the main hall at night, and the kings of other tribes would attend.What is outrageous is that he issued an edict ordering his subordinates to lock Feng Wu into an iron cage, preparing him to be used as a plaything in the main hall for the monarchs of all countries to watch, and he also demanded that Feng Wu must change back to its original form in the iron cage during the banquet. people teasing.

Even if I'm just a lowly slave, I also know how shameful it is to be forced to change into my original form in front of outsiders. Those with high mana will never reveal their original form easily, unless they are seriously injured and dying.

It can be seen that His Majesty's vicious heart.

I can imagine the horror of a phoenix with beautiful and bright feathers being molested by those satyr princesses from various countries in the cage. When His Majesty convened such a meeting last time, he used the same method to play with a stubborn boy of the orc race. The boy who was originally a beautiful lion was cruelly abused by them. His eyes were gouged out, his ears and penis were cut off, and finally he was stuffed with firecrackers in his mouth, blowing off half of his face.

Feng Wu... When I saw the big iron cage being delivered, I felt a tingling pain in my heart.I watched him enter the iron cage, and was transported away sitting in the iron cage with such a calm expression.

I listened to the whispers of the courtiers:

"Such beautiful eyes must be very interesting when His Majesty dug them out with a spoon, right?"

"After the feathers are pulled out, does it become an ugly bald chicken? Haha, I heard that he is going to use him to cook soup at the final banquet!"

Nima.

Both I and they were dead wrong.

The sixth night, the moment when the nightmare broke out.

In the middle of the night, unable to sleep, I went to the flower bed where I met Feng Wu to mourn in silence.At this moment, His Majesty's grand banquet must have reached its climax, and Feng Wu should have been made out of shape, right?

Anyway, he will always remain the most beautiful moment in my heart.

I am going to plant a flower for him, a phoenix orchid blooming in the corner, which is a memorial for him.It will open up where I met him, reminding me how beautiful he was once.

Just when I squatted down to shovel, I heard a huge vibration.

boom.

boom.

boom.

It was such a heavy footstep that I felt the ground vibrate rhythmically with the sound.

what is that! !

After I was stunned for a while, I dropped the shovel and stood up. The other palace people were obviously alarmed, and everyone ran out.

I ran with the crowd, not sure what was going on, but it seemed like a big event!Over there in the front hall!

Before I ran out of the harem ring tower, I heard the loud noise of the collapse and the exclamation of people outside!It's a disaster!Absolutely a disaster! !Natural disaster level!I realized it instinctively! !

Is there an earthquake? !I am both terrified and excited!

When I finally ran outside with the panicked crowd, I was

shocked! ! !

The entire night sky was dyed red! !fire!Soaring flames! !

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Fat Fat Fat Fire Phoenix spewed out from his mouth! !

Bursts! !

Nima, I can't describe how big that monster is! ! !

The level of natural disasters is huge!

And the most amazing thing is that the monster spoke after spraying the fire!The sound is undeniably loud! !I have to cover my ears!I have to cover my ears even though I'm so far away from that monster! How loud is that guy's voice! !

"My stunt performance is over (^ω^), and I will present a song for everyone." The monster tilted his head proudly, "Sun~~~light~~~gold~~~bright~~~bright~~ "

Damn he started singing! ! !Many buildings around are collapsing! !

I feel the ground shaking! !I lay on the ground with my head in my arms, too scared to move! !

Of course, that guy still didn't finish singing, because His Majesty the Demon Emperor himself flew into the sky to face the monsters, and we are all cheering for His Majesty's bravery! !Your Majesty, he has finally done something! ! !

But to be honest, His Majesty's body is really too small compared to that Fat Sla.

Also, let me interject—it was only later that we learned that Feng Wu had made a magic oath with the Demon Emperor before coming to the harem, and the Demon Emperor had the privilege of ordering him three times.The first time, the Demon Emperor told him to take off his clothes, the second time, the Demon Emperor told him to put him in a cage and transform into his original form for entertainment [Fat Bird takes it for granted that entertainment is performing stunts and singing to win applause], the third time...

His Majesty the Demon Emperor roared in the air: "Bastard!! Get out of my magic palace!!"

That's the most fucking mind-blowing sentence I've ever heard in my life! ! !

The highest peak of terror has been reached at this time! !

That scary big fat phoenix (⊙_⊙) showed a weird (⊙v⊙) smile after a moment! !

Then! !

That stuff! !

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Really curled up into a big ball! !A group bigger than a mountain! ! ! [Nima is probably in the position of tucking her knees into a ball, but that guy is too fat and seems to have failed to tuck her knees] Rolling! ! !

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Well, the morning of the seventh day.

The magic palace has been...

became history...

Because it was razed to the ground......

Miraculously, no one died, except for those monarchs who got too close and were hit hard.

But the palace is completely gone.

Of course, His Majesty the Demon Emperor was involved in the giant rolling hell because he got too close.

His Majesty was found amidst the rubble and dust.When I wanted to find him, he was kind of flat, although I don't think that's scientific.

However, he still survived tenaciously.

"Hey, do you still want to roll around? It's fun." The big fat phoenix walked over, we raised our heads in despair, and looked at the giant that blocked the skylight.

"Please change back!! Great God!!" Someone began to kneel and pray.

"It seems impossible, because I made a contract with the Demon Emperor, and the contract will be considered void only if he reneges on it himself." The giant, no, it was the Fat Phoenix God (⊙v⊙), said, "Let's talk about it when he wakes up."