Fat birds are self-improvement

This summer, my partner and I made a decision.

If you don't do some things now, you may never have the chance to do them in your lifetime.

When you really want to do something,

The whole world will help you.

Open your heart, come with us

One way

to

Demon world.

———I am Feng Wu, a traveler.

———I am Shangxi, a freelance traveler.

————————— Please pay attention to the special unit of Tianjie Satellite TV's strong travel program "Walker", "All the way to the devil world" [it must be the wrong way for you to open this chapter]

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While Dr. Yi and Meng Ying were making a fuss, Shang Xi and Fat Niao slipped quietly through the back door - they didn't want to waste time with that woman here.

And the farce in the front yard ended with the pony who turned into a human being sternly stopped: "You bold and presumptuous things! The prince is resting at the moment, and those who harass the prince before he recovers will be killed without mercy!! "

"I will wait...I will come and wait every day..." Meng Ying left crying.

Since then, Meng Ying has come to Feng Wu's courtyard every day to kneel and wait for Feng Wu's forgiveness. In the first few days, she came here with sincerity, but after Feng Wu hadn't seen her for a long time, Meng Ying was finally disheartened, and even Tied up her hair and chanted scriptures in the palace, praying that her sincerity would move the heavens and let Feng Wu open her eyes to see herself.

Doctor Yi, as a doctor of the palace, was forbidden to visit Feng Wu's condition, which made him gradually suspicious, but after all, his status was low, so he couldn't ask anything.On the contrary, Meng Ying often fainted because he missed Feng Wu. When he treated Meng Ying, he told Meng Ying all of Feng Wu's physical "condition" and the torture she had suffered, so Meng Ying felt even more regretful.

————[The following is the dictation of the protagonist of the documentary, No.1 name]————

【dictation: Phoenix dance】

Well, we went to the demon world through the magic circle that had been set up earlier that day. In order to open this passage, we made a lot of preparations before.Here we would like to thank our partner Hua Xiangrong, without his support, our journey would not have started so smoothly.

Because it was the first time to go beyond the realm, both Shang Xi and I were very excited and brought a lot of luggage, so Hua Xiangrong seemed a little dissatisfied when we opened the passage.It seems to say that the channel enchantment cannot be filled with so many things.

I originally wanted to give up those luggage, but Shang Xi was not too happy, and then used the method of forcing the luggage to be stuffed into the enchantment passage.I was taken aback at the time because it was really big.

[Shang Xi: This is not a pornographic program, please don't use confusing words. ] After opening it, we jumped in.

The whole feeling was so refreshing, as if jumping off a high cliff. When I entered the Demon Realm, I paid special attention to the surroundings of the passage. How should I put it, it was a black and purple chaotic state. I can see the ghostly shadows flashing past, they are all very ferocious, no matter what, I am very excited at this moment, I never thought that I would fall to my death.

Because I am a bird, er, a phoenix myself.

I calculated the time at that time, and it took about half an hour from the time I jumped down to the final landing.When the eyes suddenly opened up, we were falling from the high altitude of the Demon Realm—because the situation was very urgent at that time, we didn’t have time to see the overall situation of the Demon Realm. The first impression was that it was very vast, the red land and mountains, and the sky was also dark red. Yes, there is lightning in some places.

I didn't see any trees at that time. Yes, it should be that there are no green trees on the mountains in the Demon Realm. I later learned that the trees there are also dark red.

At that time, my thinking was that since we finally came to the Demon Realm, we should be regarded as No.1 in the Heaven Realm, so it is best to land in the most commemorative way for newcomers, so I conjured up the prototype.

I found that the overall color of the Demon Realm really matched my feathers - I fell into the arms of the Demon Realm on my back in that ~(≧▽≦)/ posture - and then let Shangxi land on my belly.

It is said that a small-scale earthquake occurred in the Demon Realm at that time.

It can only be said that it is so f*ckingly refreshing to land on your back.

When I sat up, a big dent was left on the ground.I successfully implemented the performance art of body printing on the land of the devil world.That gravure is so handsome, it completely prints my majestic silhouette.

I think, even at high altitude, you can see my great silhouette, right?

As a result, Shang Xi said that it was too eye-catching, and we fled the scene immediately—he was right, and soon, the patrol soldiers from the Demon Realm discovered the big indentation and launched a search for us.At that time, we had reached the demon tribe near a certain mountain range.

Because there are many races, the appearance of the Mozu people is also very different. Of course, just like the rumors in the heavens, the Mozu people have a very bad temper. When we entered their tribe, we were immediately treated with a sword.However, the devil language book we bought seems to be in vain. Now all the demons speak in the common language of the three realms, which is the result of the third reform of the three realms.

When I stomp my feet, those unfriendly Mozu all run away.

Because I still maintain the status of the prototype.

Shang Xi was sitting on top of my head.

In order to find the special product of the Demon World as soon as possible, er, it is the Demon Emperor, and in order to negotiate with him, I flew into the sky—unexpectedly, the soldiers of the Demon Race moved quickly, and they had already set up a transparent capture barrier in the sky. Embarrassed, he smashed through the enchantment, because it was transparent and didn't pay attention, which seemed to trigger a series of explosions of the enchantment magic weapon below.

Their magic weapon studio must have cut corners and materials for personal gain.

When I was flying in the sky, the demons sent out the detective magic eagle and the large magic bird for sniper combat. They are really huge. When they spread their wings, they are as big as seven or eight people, but when I deliberately slide down and When they flew side by side, they all fell down in fright.

Anyway, I am also a mighty and handsome fire phoenix, so I am too shameless.

[Shang Xi: You are too big! ! 】

At this time, the most thrilling scene happened, which completely tested my adaptability and conversion speed of spiritual energy!Thousands of miles away, the Demon Emperor shot several arrows at us with the magic weapon of the Demon Realm - the Demon Sky Bow!It is said that the magic arrow is highly poisonous and can penetrate anything!Even the ancient gods can shoot!After being shot, it is as powerful as a shooting star from the sky, and one arrow can flatten a hundred miles around!

However, (⊙_⊙) Nima’s arrow flew over and I realized it was still so small.Things in the devil world are so small.

[Shang Xi: You are too big! ! ! 】

Anyway, those arrows ended up bending.

was hit.

Uh, it seems that I didn't respond much? (⊙v⊙) I just turned around in the air, pointing my butt at the incoming arrow—because the arrow shot so suddenly!The Demon Emperor cast a spell on the arrows, making the arrows invisible during flight, so neither Shang Xi nor I found those arrows. Suddenly flicked its tail in the air, and looked down carefully.

I heard a few light pops from the back of my buttocks, as if someone hit me with a small stone, and when I turned around, those arrows bent and fell pitifully.

In fact, the arrow is very beautiful.It's a pity that it can't be hit.

But the power is too weak, I finally confirmed that all the products of Demon Workshop are mixed with water!I am sure that I have found the clues of the major corruption, bribery and dereliction of duty case in the Demon Realm from the clues.

However, I will not remind the Demon Emperor that he is not mean enough to stab people in the back.

Let the corrupt moths destroy the ruling foundation of your demon race!Wow Kaka Kaka! ! !

However, before the demon world launched an army to deal with the unknown giant mysterious creatures entering the country, I still changed back into a human body wisely.

[Shang Xi: =皮= So you know that you are a giant unknown creature. 】A man who is really upright is disdainful, and he doesn't need to lose weight.The bigger the heart, the bigger the body.A gentleman is born between the heaven and the earth, he should fill the heaven and the earth, stand upright!

[Shang Xi: Hello!Don't digress by saying strange fallacies! 】

In short, Shangxi and I started a plan to disguise ourselves and blend in with the locals for a one-night tour.There is no way, Feng Huang's life is dying now, and he has no time to organize a large-scale project such as a seven-day tour.

The town we selected is the busiest city we have seen during the flight, row upon row of exotic buildings and bustling streets.We took the bent arrow of the Demon Emperor and went to the market to exchange it. Although it was bent, it was very valuable. We exchanged a large amount of money from the Demon Realm, but others told us regretfully that we were Lied, that curved arrow is worth a hundred times more than the money we got.

But we don't care, we are travelers who regard money as dung and only seek the meaning of life.As long as the money is enough to buy special dishes, it is enough.

When we went deep into the night market, Shang Xi vomited at the scene.

It was a place of purgatory for grilling all kinds of strange bugs.

But I personally think it is heaven.

All kinds of strange insects are set up by various iron frames, and they are grilled on a special fire pit. The shirtless demon men are drinking, drinking, and eating those half-cooked grilled insects that are emitting juice. All so hot and full of passion.

I was infected by the fiery life of citizens in this foreign country, so I stayed.

And Shangxi found an inn to eat with the dry noodles he brought, and I continued to enjoy the food in the night market where the flames were burning.Of course, it is said that even if they are locals, few people dare to challenge the variety of Baichong BBQ.

That's right, I became a night market legend.The Zerg people of the Demon Race were so scared that they lost control when they saw me later.

My reputation will be circulated forever in the Mozu Night Market.

Yeah, am I the No. 1 boast of Mary Sue White Lotus?

I'm a traveler, Feng Wu, you are welcome to continue watching "All the Way to the Demon World" at the same time tomorrow, what?This show only made one episode?Banned because of a screen-restricted rating? ! ! (⊙o⊙)!Isn't it just a few more realistic shots of eating bugs! !

[It must be that the way you opened this chapter is wrong. 】