Fat birds are self-improvement

The big red fat chicken? The chicken was finally pulled up from the mouth of the well with the efforts of the three eunuchs.

When the fat chicken? The chicken was seen again, the people standing at the entrance of the cave were stunned!

God!What a fat little chick! !The whole young phoenix is ​​a lot fatter than normal!No wonder the eggs are so big.

Eunuch Fu also looked at this meaty fat chicken? Chicken strangely.I saw the fat chicken? The chicken had a serious expression, waved its small wings, and said, "Hello, old fu."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Eunuch Fu exclaimed - it was inexplicably scary!A fledgling bird just hatched speaks in such a serious and leadership tone!It even recognized itself!And why didn't this guy freeze to death and starve to death down there for so long!

Immediately, Eunuch Fu resumed his previous cold eyes towards the people below, coughed a few times and said: "Prince Fengwu, the miscellaneous family has come to pick you up to the Parenting Palace to receive instruction under the emperor's order."

After finishing speaking, he winked at his subordinates, signaling them to kill the little fat bird on the way.

"No need, I know the way back to the palace." The little fat bird shook its little tail.

"This place is far away from the Child-rearing Palace, let me take you there." Eunuch Fu bowed sinisterly.After speaking, regardless of Fat Niao's willingness or not, several subordinates used a small sedan chair prepared in advance to carry the little Fat Niao away.

But Eunuch Fu himself didn't follow, so that if something happens, he can also let those little eunuchs take the place of the dead ghosts and leave everything behind.

It was getting late at this time, and several eunuchs carried the fat bird into a dense forest in the palace garden that had been abandoned for many years. The palace was large in scale and had been rebuilt many times.There is no skylight in the dense forest, which is a good place to kill.

Unexpectedly, in the dark, the little fat bird's fluff like a firework began to emit a strange flame brilliance, which made people amazed, and the fat bird itself was lying on the sedan chair, sleeping soundly on its belly, not at all. don't worry about anything.

In the depths of the dense forest, several eunuchs stopped suddenly, quietly put down the sedan chair, then took out a poisoned dagger from their arms, and approached the little fat bird step by step.

Without the protection of the eggshell, look at this dead fat chicken can still escape!

In order to fix Fat Niao with one knife, a bold eunuch stepped forward and grabbed Fat Niao by the neck—but!This little fat man has no neck at all!Chubby, fat and scary!I can't grasp it at all!

"Someone hold this dead fat man again!" A eunuch shouted, so the two eunuchs worked together to hold the fat bird's neck, er, maybe its stomach.

Fat Bird finally woke up, and the small bubbles blown up on its nose because of its deep sleep also popped, and a spark flashed—what is the internal structure of this thing? [Nuclear Furnace] Seeing several eunuchs pinning him down with fierce eyes, and another eunuch approaching him with a knife, the knife reflected green light, Fat Bird (⊙o⊙) asked: "What are you doing?"

"Go to see Hades!" The eunuch stabbed with a dagger.

It just so happened that at this moment, the Fat Niao was facing up to the sky. In a critical moment, the little Fat Niao exerted all its strength and suddenly let out a loud fart! !

That's not fart, it's the heat of a nuclear furnace! !

boom--------

The four eunuchs watched in a daze as the spectacular high-heat flames spewed out, instantly scorching the trees in the straight line.

And the dagger in the eunuch's hand melted instantly because it was swept to the top by the fart.

Fat Bird took the opportunity to break free from the restraints with a puff, fluttered into the air with its small wings, and yelled strangely: "Get out of here! Otherwise, I'll kill you with farts!" As he spoke, he pointed his chrysanthemum at them.

The four eunuchs screamed and fled for their lives.

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An hour later, most of the wounds on his butt had healed, and Feng Huang, who was able to sit up on a soft cushion, received a report from Anbu, saying that Eunuch Fu's assassination plan had failed in such a way.

"What method does Feng Wu use to solve the assassination?" Feng Huang asked without raising his head, holding a book in his hand.

"Fart." Anbu replied.

Feng Huang raised his eyebrows slightly, and said:

"What are you scolding me for?"

Anbu's head was full of cold sweat: "Report to Your Majesty! It is indeed a fart!!"

"You're the one who farts!" Feng Huangrao was well-mannered, and finally got a little angry when faced with the first insult in his life.

"This subordinate deserves to die! What this subordinate means! Feng Wu used farting to repel those assassins!" Anbu was about to go crazy.

"Fart..." Feng Huang ==

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