Fat birds are self-improvement

The fat bird is lying on the imperial concubine's couch with its legs crossed, basking in the sun and eating bean paste ice, not to mention how comfortable it is - the chef group of the palace can cook a variety of snacks and delicious meals every day, being a prince is really enjoyable, my lord It's not a profession that specializes in eating and drinking. Hey!

However, this kind of leisure is obviously only temporary, half a day after Shang Xi left, something happened.

An imperial decree came from the palace, saying that since Fat Niao has become self-reliant, he should choose a concubine as soon as possible and start a family.The pony took the imperial decree for the fat bird and read it to the fat bird.

"Choose concubine?" Fat Niao turned over and continued to sleep indifferently, "I don't want to get married yet."

"However, His Majesty Fenghuang has already selected a candidate for the princess for you, and he said that we will arrange a blind date in the afternoon." Xiao Ma actually agrees with choosing a concubine. After all, in this way, Feng Wu's throne can be further consolidated, and Feng Wu, who has a family and a career You can also take it easy, the wife and children are hot on the kang, and live a normal life.

"Blind date..." Fat Bird (⊙o⊙)

"Well, it is the candidate appointed by the Phoenix Emperor. I think it is more like the Phoenix Emperor sent someone to examine you." Xiao Ma handed him the imperial edict, "Master, you'd better prepare well."

"Who is the other party? Do you know?" Feng Wu asked.

"It's Feng Huang's distant cousin niece, and the queen mother's favorite princess—Princess Meng Ying." Xiao Ma said clearly, "I saw her before when I was in the court, she is a remarkable woman, both civil and military, but has a strong personality , if you can really subdue her, it will be equivalent to gaining the support of the Empress Dowager, this is the foundation that the Phoenix Emperor is laying for you for a stable rule in the future..."

"But the only person I love is Shangxi." Feng Wu said, "Even if she is very good, she can't compare to Shangxi. Since I have already recognized Shangxi, then my princess can only Let Shang Xi do it alone."

"Nonsense! How can his majestic crown prince be your princess! There will be no results for the two of you!" the old man Xiao Ma shouted.

"Even if there is no result, I don't regret it," Feng Wu lowered her eyelashes, "Anyway, my broken body only has half a life left."

As he spoke, a thread of blood flowed from the corner of his mouth.

"Don't use the blood squid to deceive the horse!" The pony didn't agree.

"Cut." Fat Niao continued to turn over and feel lazy, "Understood, you step back, this king has his own judgment."

So, soon, it was time for the blind date in the afternoon.

Feng Wu was dressed like a jade tree facing the wind, and waited at the waterside pavilion. After a while, a beautiful woman in red was brought over. She was wearing a precious brocade embroidered dress, wearing pearls and emeralds on her head, and there were noble people walking around. Demeanor, entering the pavilion is also graceful, and saluted Feng Wu: "Meng Ying pays homage to the prince."

"Princess, please sit down." Feng Wu turned around and motioned for her to sit opposite her.

The others stepped back tactfully, while Xiaoma peeked from behind the flowers.

Although Princess Mengying is a very beautiful woman, facing Feng Wu, her beauty is immediately contrasted to nothing - a big man is so beautiful that any woman can't help but feel disgusted.

Meng Ying sized Feng Wu up for a while, and then took the initiative to say: "My lord, I know that the sacred order is hard to disobey. Even if you look down on Meng Ying, I will marry into the palace and become a princess because of my order." Sure enough, she has a strong personality. , as soon as she came up, she said something that ordinary female relatives would never be able to say.

"Uh, what does the princess mean by this?" Feng Wu asked puzzled.

"The person Meng Ying wants to marry now is not the prince." Meng Ying looked at Feng Wu and said, "My emperor is only using Meng Ying to restrain the prince. If this is the case, the prince might as well reach an agreement with Meng Ying."

"What agreement do you want to make with me?"

"My lord likes men, right?"

"You... why did you say that?" Fat Niao (⊙_⊙), this girl, really said everything.

"My lord, don't care where I got the news from. In short, I hope to be a married couple with my lord. After we get married, I will help my lord conceal the truth so that the Phoenix Emperor won't blame me. But there is nothing wrong between you and me. How about not breaking the river?"

The pony was also stunned in the dark—she really is a bold and unrestrained princess, the owner of Fat Bird is not her opponent at all, she will lead her by the nose!

"Okay, then I promise you." Feng Wu said.

"Thank you, my lord, for your success." Meng Ying showed a triumphant smile, and bid farewell to Feng Wu.

After she left, Xiao Ma jumped out and said, "Master, that woman is not simple! She looks like she is eager to marry you, but she wants to be a fake couple with you, which is strange."

"Could it be marriage with a son?" Fat Niao casually said.

"Master, don't say that! That's a cuckold! You'll be a laughingstock!" Xiaoma=皮=

But unfortunately, Fat Bird's words came true, and he got it right.

After Princess Meng Ying left the palace and got on the sedan chair, she quietly pressed her hand on her lower abdomen—fortunately, everything went smoothly, if she hadn't encouraged the Queen Mother to persuade Fenghuang, and tried every means to make herself the only candidate for the princess, Then once the child in her womb is born, the consequences will be disastrous!The short meeting just now actually cost her a lot of effort!

Is this palace a place where ordinary people can gain a foothold? Hmph... Meng Ying sneered coldly. In the future, if she wants her child to be mistaken by Feng Wu for her own son, she will have to work hard, but it doesn't matter, she is already prepared Well, the drug on the wedding night, as long as the time comes, as long as Feng Wu thinks that he has defiled her body while drunk, then... this child can be born justifiably...

Sure enough, on the third day after Princess Meng Ying left, Feng Huang had no choice but to promulgate the imperial decree to bestow marriage under the pressure of the queen mother, and Fat Niao quickly entered the ranks of flash marriages.

While he was still eating and lazing, the whole palace started to get busy with lights and festive decorations—the father-in-law Fu who came to announce his marriage brought a bonus table gift and the support to welcome the relatives.Fat Bird was having breakfast when a group of maids came in rashly to dress him up and put on a bright red groom's robe.

The royal wedding is no small matter, the ceremony lasts from day to night, and the etiquette is complicated. I heard that on the day of the prince's big wedding, Doctor Yi specially prepared medical equipment suitable for his day's activities for the prince: a wheelchair.Of course it’s a wheelchair—the prince’s heart and body are so weak, letting him stand for a day to participate in various ceremonies is not equivalent to killing him. The prince's gift found Feng Wu who was about to attend the ceremony to welcome the bride.

"Doctor, what are you doing here?" Fat Bird asked.

"My lord, I'm here to bring you something." Doctor Yi ordered someone to lift up his custom-made wheelchair.

"This thing can allow the prince to get a proper rest from the tedious etiquette."

"Uh, it looks good." Fat Bird nodded.

"Ahem, I don't know if I should say something or not." Doctor Yi looked at the people around him, "May the prince speak a word."

Feng Wu then asked all the attendants to retreat, leaving only him and the doctor in the room.

Only then did Doctor Yi make a bow and said, "My lord, you should feel something yourself."

"How does it feel?" Feng Wu asked.

"My lord, you have never had an erection, have you?" Doctor Yi's words made Fat Bird (⊙_⊙) petrified.

"You...why are you talking about this..." It took a long time for Fat Bird to utter a word.

"My lord, please don't be angry. I'm only telling the truth because of my health," Doctor Yi knelt down and said, "Although this matter may have jeopardized my dignity as a man, but out of the responsibility of a doctor, some words my lord You must know that judging from the pulse of the prince, the pulse of the prince cannot bear the love of men and women, and you should feel it yourself—and according to the rules of the royal family, the night of the bridal chamber is generally held in advance in order to successfully leave offspring. Take the medicine that strengthens the yang effect, but the prince must not take that kind of medicine, otherwise the price may be your life!"

Fat Bird (⊙_⊙) was silent for a long time before saying: "You mean, I will never be able to enjoy the love between men and women in my whole life?"

"Uh... As long as the prince's pulse condition improves, proper love is okay, but not now." Dr. Yi said in an old spirit.

"Then what if I must?" Fat Bird asked curiously.

"There is a secret medicine in the palace that can make a weak man as brave as a tiger, but the price is that he will never be able to get an erection for the rest of his life..." It is the kind of sad medicine that Feng Huang took. "Oh, it's amazing." Fat bird (⊙v⊙)

"But it's best for the prince not to try that kind of medicine. Let's take care of your body first." Doctor Yi said, "You must not drink the medicine that was in the red jade cup at night. And don't share the bed with the princess. .”

Doctor Yi wanted to continue chatting, but was interrupted by the eunuch outside, who only heard the outside shout: "My lord! The princess's sedan chair has arrived!"

"This king is coming here now." Feng Wu signaled Doctor Yi to back down, and then he was sitting in a wheelchair, making the pony turn into a human and push himself out.

The day's tedious rituals were completed by Fat Bird in a wheelchair.Finally at night, after paying homage, the fat bird pulled one end of the red hydrangea and entered the bridal chamber with the princess, which was decorated in bright red.

Meng Ying lifted the hijab by herself, and poured a glass of water for Feng Wu, saying: "My lord, are you tired? Drink a glass of water to quench your thirst."

Feng Wu didn't suspect him, and drank the glass of water in one gulp.

Meng Ying watched him finish drinking, took the teacup and said, "Let me help the prince to rest." Speaking to help him, Feng Wu rubbed his forehead and said, "I don't know why, but I feel very sleepy."

"My lord has drank so much wine and has been busy for a whole day. It's strange not to be tired." Meng Ying helped Feng Wu to lie down on the bed.Feng Wu was in a daze, and soon fell into a coma.

"Ha, it's really easy to lie." Meng Ying immediately untied Feng Wu's clothes, making traces of the two people's joy? Love.Then she pricked her finger with a gold hairpin and dripped the white handkerchief on the bed to prove her virginity.

Xiao Ma was watching all this in the dark—this princess is really not a good thing!