Fat birds are self-improvement

After a good night's sleep, Fat Bird's princely life officially began.

In other words, when he woke up excitedly, it was still dark, which is about four o'clock in the morning on our time.

"Xiao Shang, Xiao Shang, get up quickly." The fat bird shook Shang Xi who was sleeping in the same bed as him.

"What are you doing... I'm so sleepy... It's not even dawn..." Shang Xi was lying in bed, dreaming sweet dreams!

"Wake up! Today is my first day officially becoming a prince!" Fat Bird's eyes lit up, but he was excited.

"Then go out and play by yourself, don't bother me, I drank so late last night..." Shang Xi covered his head and went back to sleep.

So Fat Bird put on his clothes excitedly and ran out.

It was so early that the servants who served him hadn't gotten up yet.With his hands behind his back, Fat Bird walked triumphantly along the corridor, inspecting his property.

"Master...was up so early..." Pony followed sleepily, not knowing where he came from.

"Of course. As a prince, you must show your subordinates a good image!" Fat Niao said.

"Oh." The pony yawned and followed the fat bird listlessly, "Ride me around."

"No vitality at all!" Fat Bird patted its head.

"Who is full of vigor before dawn... They are all sleeping... It was so late last night..." Xiao Ma muttered.

The pony carried the fat bird to the waterside pavilion deep in the palace. The scenery here is the most elegant. When the fat bird saw the flowers and waterside pavilion, it couldn't help saying: "How about building a hot spring here?"

"It will burn the surrounding flowers and plants to death." Xiao Ma (⊙_⊙)

"Forget it. Anyway, this is where I will study from now on~" In Fat Niao's mind, reading and playing the piano are very elegant and advanced activities.Why else would he pretend to hold a book in his hand every time he saw Feng Huang?

"In fact, it's not bad to eat here." The pony more and more complied with his master's bad taste.

"That's right! It's not bad to eat hot pot here!" Fat Bird agreed.

"Or get a white jade bed, and hang out with the beauty here every night, for example, bring that Shang Xi over..." Xiao Ma became more and more evil.

"Oh!" Fat Bird (⊙o⊙)

"Of course, you can also put delicious food around, let Shangxi lie naked on the bed, and use his jade body to display delicious food... The powerful people enjoy it a lot, master~" Xiaoma ╮( ╯﹏╰)╭ "Little Ma, how do you know so much?" Fat Bird (⊙_⊙)

"You see a lot of these things in the palace! Master, have you never tried to enjoy the privileges of the prince?"

"Sounds like a lot of fun!" Fat Bird, you'll be spoiled by the pony.Going to be a Playboy!

"Anyway, master is too early today. Even if you want to play, wait until dawn, go back and wait for breakfast." The pony bit his sleeve with his mouth and pulled it down, "Fenghuang will give you a You have to take a good look at this book, it is the hint he passed on to you! You must study it carefully!"

"Understood." Fat Bird waved his hand, turning a deaf ear to Xiao Ma's nagging.

The pony snorted, knowing that it would not listen well, so he had no choice but to go back and help the master read the book first.

At this time, a team of night guards patrolling the palace noticed someone in the water pavilion, and they held up lanterns and shouted: "Who! How dare you trespass into the palace!!"

Just as the fat bird was about to answer "It's me", Xiao Ma beat him: "Bold! Your lord is here, I don't allow you to make noise! ​​Why don't you call someone to serve your lord's breakfast!"

"When you are a prince, you must learn to be imposing from now on!" Xiao Ma then turned to Fat Bird and said.

"Cut." Fat Bird (⊙v⊙)

When the guards heard this, they rushed over to check it out, and saw King Zhu standing in the water pavilion with his hands behind his back, dressed in snow, his unparalleled beauty, followed by the Xuexiao beast, he was indeed his master!

So one by one quickly knelt down and pleaded guilty.

Fat Bird coughed dryly, put on a show and said, "It's okay. Let's all back down."

"My lord! Why are you coughing? Did you catch a cold!" Xiao Ma made a big fuss.

So in less than a moment, the entire palace was in a commotion because of Fat Niao's cough, the imperial physicians and maids of the palace rushed over in a panic, and the waterside pavilion was immediately besieged.

"Hey! There are so many people!" Fat Bird (⊙v⊙)

"Now you can fully experience the life of the prince." Xiao Ma said.

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After breakfast, the whole palace began to come alive.The manager came over and brought some people from the palace to visit Feng Wu one by one and let Feng Wu get to know her—Feng Wu's eating, drinking, and messing around were all served by dedicated staff.

Xiao Ma took advantage of Feng Wu's meal to read the book Fenghuang gave him - it was full of various etiquette rules, but according to the above standards, it is estimated that the fat owner will not be able to complete it in his lifetime, right?

"Master, for the sake of your future, you'd better be a prince honestly for a while, don't wear big underpants and dig hot springs for nothing..." Xiao Ma said to Feng Wu.

"Whispering." Fat Niao was having a sumptuous breakfast with Shang Xi, and there was a maid serving vegetables, but Feng Wu ordered her to leave.

"What the animal said makes sense." Shang Xi said.

"Who is the livestock!" the pony said angrily.

"You are an animal." Fat Bird also chimed in.

The pony went out angrily.

Only then did Shang Xi say: "I also read the brochure Fenghuang gave you. It is nothing more than telling you to pretend to be a fake. Although you have learned some superficial tricks, you haven't learned the essence, so today I will pass it on to you." you."

"What is the essence?" Fat Bird asked expectantly.

"Weakness, as soon as you get sick, you'll immediately feel like you're pretending. If you don't believe me, try it." Shang Xi said sharply.

"How do you pretend?" Fat Bird (⊙_⊙)

"Whatever you want, you can pretend to be anything." Shang Xi looked at Fat Niao for a while, "You just pretend to transform too frequently and exhaust yourself too much."

"Transformation is a kind of physical and mental liberation, how could it consume too much energy?" Fat Bird said.He super likes the feeling of flying in the sky and pressing people naked.

"You can't pretend! You are a monster who defies the principles of the world!" Shang Xi's eyes flickered - in fact, he was the one who really wanted to see Feng Wu weak.

"Okay." Fat Niao finished the rice in the bowl, "In order to get the throne in the future, I will fight!"

So after having a full meal, Fat Niao lay down on the comfortable imperial concubine bed, pretending to be sick and weak.

"What are you doing?" Shang Xi(╰_╯)#

"Pretending to be sick." Fat Bird (⊙v⊙)

"No matter how you look at it, it seems to be lazy." Shang Xi (⊙_⊙) Could it be because he is too familiar with Fat Niao?No matter how you look at it, the fat bird looks lazy.

"Che, you have a prejudice against me." The fat bird sat comfortably, and grabbed a handful of peanuts and put them in its mouth.

whoosh-

A dart flew in with a note, but Fat Bird burped out again.

So, Shang Xi watched helplessly as the dart and letter were turned into ashes.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!"It's the second time! !What kind of monster would make a flame belch! ! ! !That guy was absolutely deliberate! !

"That idiot outside! Just say it straight! What are you talking about!" Shang Xi snapped open the window and yelled at the desperate messenger.

Thus, Shang Xi and Fat Niao got the place and time to meet the demons tonight.

"Shangxi, because you know me too well, you can't tell if I pretend to be sick, how about we pretend in front of outsiders?" Fat Niao thought of a fun idea, "This can also paralyze the enemies of the Demon Race."

"It seems good." Shang Xi also felt a little interesting.

"Master, what are you plotting?" The pony reappeared out of nowhere.

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After only half a day of getting along with each other, everyone in the palace had a good reaction to Prince Zhu—the prince is very beautiful, and his personality doesn't seem to be very strict. Except for seeing him go to the waterside pavilion strangely in the morning, he stayed in the dormitory after that Resting here, it seems to be saying that he has exhausted too much spiritual power a few days ago, so he is resting.

His pet is the precious Xuexiao horse colt, which can speak human words, come in and out, and looks very majestic - and the mysterious Mr. Shang who came to accompany the prince is said to be the prince's classmate, but who is he? No one will know.

The imperial doctor of the Wangfu heard that the prince was weak and bedridden, so he came here to show him in the morning. This imperial physician is a famous doctor from the imperial medical garden in the palace. His surname is Yi. He was already famous in the court at a young age. He was given the title of "Feng Doctor", a beautiful and rigorous doctor, but everyone in the palace called him Doctor Yi.

Doctor Yi, led by the maid, entered the prince's bedroom. Through the bead curtain, he saw the prince lying on the couch chatting with Mr. Shang, so he notified him.

"Is it Doctor Yi? I'm fine, you go down." The prince's voice came from the bead curtain, his voice was like the sound of heaven, and Doctor Yi was very angry when he heard his voice, he didn't seem to be in trouble, but he still insisted: "The responsibility of the subordinates is that if something happens to the prince, the subordinates cannot afford it."

"Then come in and show him." Shang Xi said.

Dr. Yi did not expect that this young master could speak in front of the prince like this, he was indeed not an ordinary person, so he came in with his head down, and said: "Please forgive me for being rude, let the villain take a look at the pulse of the prince."

Feng Wu stretched out her hand to let him feel the pulse, but Doctor Yi still accidentally raised his head to look at the prince, and was almost distracted by that appearance, and his fair face blushed a lot.

Dr. Yi collected his mind and concentrated on his pulse. He only felt that Feng Wu's pulse was much weaker than that of ordinary people. It seemed to be caused by long-term physical weakness. .

Doctor Yi knew it well, put Feng Wu's hand gently, bowed and said: "Although the prince is not serious, but he is born with some shortcomings. The villain will open a prescription, as long as he takes long-term care, he can protect the prince. Antaeus."

Shang Xi blinked at the side - he didn't understand why Fat Bird still had such a thing as "pulse".The inside of the fat is not...

Is it a super nuclear furnace... (⊙_⊙)

Ever since Shang Xi had seen countless flame farts, flame belches and nuclear explosion shows since he was a child, he was absolutely convinced that there was something inside Fat Bird's human form.

A living nuclear forge and the will of the flames.

This point has already been confirmed by the Phoenix Emperor, hasn't it?

After Doctor Yi left, Shang Xi asked, "How do you have such things as pulse and heart pulse?"

"Why do I have no pulse?" Fat Bird thought his question was funny.

Shang Xi immediately understood that the so-called pulse was just the random and irregular flow of fire pulses in his body.Because Fat Bird's mood is very peaceful now, the pulse of the flame flow is relatively gentle, and it seems that the pulse is very weak.And when Fat Bird's mood is overheated, those pulses will provide a terrible heat-this is how the nuclear explosion mushroom cloud is formed.

Anyway, with Dr. Yi's proof, Fat Niao is officially recognized as a sickly beauty.