Fat birds are self-improvement
Chapter 60
After staying in the prison for a day and a night, the ceremony for interrogating Feng Wu was finally ready-the nine elders sat in the lobby and vowed to "clear the truth" in the trial.Anyway, the evidence of the crime was conclusive, Concubine Cuixi committed suicide in fear of crime, and King Zhu Xun also expressed his position, resolutely standing on the side of Xue's family. Feng Wu's current situation is like a dog in water, and everyone beats him.This interrogation was just a formality, to convict Feng Wu and ask her to be executed.
It was time for Fat Bird to be interrogated. He originally wanted to finish his dinner in prison before leaving.He had no choice but to reluctantly follow behind the interrogating jailer.
A few jailers led the way in front and chatted: "Hey, do you know that when those guys in the torture hall were found, they were all foaming at the mouth. It is said that they were seriously injured, and they can't speak until now. The equipment inside The instruments of torture are all destroyed, and I don’t know what happened.”
"It's so scary, did you offend the evil spirits in the prison? In fact, there have been some eerie rumors circulating in this prison..."
Fat Bird blinked, it seemed that he had turned into a legend of a fierce spirit.
"It seems that they took the wrong banknotes—those banknotes are said to be road money for the dead, and they picked them up and said..." the jailer continued to whisper, "In the future, you must never take banknotes from unknown sources. !"
"What happened to those banknotes?" Fat Bird asked a lot.
"Of course it was burned! Such an evil thing!" said the jailer.
Fat Bird (⊙_⊙) It seems that his bribery failed in the end.
.
.
Finally, after passing through the dungeon, Fat Bird was led by wave after wave of jailers and guards, and after a long journey came to the interrogation hall set up in the outer palace. Except for the dead Elder Zi, the other eight elders sat in turn. On the high platform, there is a curtain separating them, so their faces cannot be seen clearly.
It does look really forbidding.If it were ordinary grassroots people, in this solemn atmosphere, they would be scared out of their wits immediately.
Feng Wu was held down below and knelt down on Guanghua's phoenix stone floor.There was a palace man who read out Feng Wu's crimes with an imperial edict, and it took a quarter of an hour to finish reading. The various crimes are really too numerous to describe.
Fat Bird couldn't think of when he committed such an unwarranted crime, some of which even he himself didn't understand what it meant.
In short, after reading it eloquently, the palace man questioned Feng Wu in an extremely sharp voice: "Can you plead guilty to the above charges?"
"I don't plead guilty, I didn't commit a crime at all." Fat Bird said.
But the palace man closed the edict, pouted his buttocks and bowed to the elders: "The sinner, Feng Wu, has pleaded guilty, and there are his fingerprints on it."
An elder said: "Since you pleaded guilty, after discussion, the elders will consider your royal status and decide to treat you leniently - you should have been tied up on that square, paraded in the street, and killed in public. Hell, I will show you mercy today, Ling Chi will be spared, the sentence will be beheaded instead of parading in the streets, and Fa-rectification will take place outside the hall immediately!"
This chorus, black and white reversed, immediately sentenced Feng Wu's life and death.
Feng Wu raised her head and said: "I am wronged. If the elders want me to die, then listen to me. Feng Wu is very wronged and full of resentment. Although it is midsummer today, the strange injustice shocks the sky, and the sky will also feel sorry for it!"
"Hahaha! You deserve it! Why are you wronged! Don't talk nonsense! Someone, drag the criminal out of the palace, and execute the law immediately!" The elder pointed his hand, and guards came out and pulled Feng Wu from left to right. out.
"I haven't finished the last sentence yet! How stingy, or the Ninth Great Elder, don't you even have the courage to listen to this last sentence?!" Feng Wu mocked.
"If you have anything to say, feel free to speak up! I don't mind your last dying struggle!" said an elder.
Feng Wu then threw off the restraint of the guards, and said: "If I am wronged, I will ask June Heaven to send Xiaolongbao!"
"What?!" The elders thought they had heard it wrong—it wasn't Liu Yuexue, what kind of thing was Liu Yue Xiaolongbao? !
Thinking it was Feng Wu's nonsense, the elder asked someone to drag Fat Niao away again.
"June Xiaolongbao?" Feng Huang, who was lying in the crystal coffin, also felt baffled.
I saw that the torture frame had already been set up outside the interrogation hall. It was late at night, and all the officials had been dismissed. Only some guards and executioners were present, and the eight elders also came out to watch afterward—after all, watching people hack Beheading is nothing more than a kind of pastime, not to mention that the one whose head was beheaded was a noble prince.
"It's a pity that a sinner like Feng Wu, who has committed such a heinous crime, has such a beautiful face. God has no eyes." An elder stroked his beard with emotion.
"Elder Xue, now is not the time to feel sorry for this." An elder next to him muttered.
"I think back then, when Elder Xue was young, he was also famous for being romantic and unrestrained, 'famous'!" Another elder sarcastically said.
"It's all old things from many years ago, why bother to bring it up again? What's your intention?"
A group of elders began to target each other - in fact, several people have long disliked each other, and they have been fighting openly and secretly for almost a thousand years.
Seeing Feng Wu being led to the guillotine, Feng Wu tossed his hair, and his blue hair flew up. In the night wind, his expression was resolute, which seemed a bit heroic.
The guard pressed Feng Wu on the guillotine, curled his long hair, let him bite with his mouth, and then stuck his neck on the beheading frame.
The five big and three thick gangsters came up with their bare upper body and a steel knife in their hands. He first said a few words of farewell, and then raised the big knife high.
"On the road!!!" the executioner yelled.
I saw the light of the knife was cold, and it was about to fall! !
In an instant, the sky changed!I saw dense clouds rolling over in an instant, covering the bright starry sky!
The strong wind made the executioner hesitate for a moment, and looked strangely at the suddenly changing sky.
"Why is there a strong wind?" Everyone wondered.
"Execute quickly! Don't hesitate!" An elder urged the executioner, and the executioner had no choice but to raise the steel knife again!
Suddenly, something hit his forehead and bounced to the ground.
The executioner hurriedly went to look—the thing that hit him and fell to the ground was round and white, and it turned out to be a fragrant steamed bun! !
"Look, let's make the June dumplings!" Fat Niao broke free from the rope and stood up.
"Hurry up and catch him!" The elders were far away, unable to see clearly what happened, only saw that Fat Bird stood up by himself.
While speaking, suddenly countless black skies fell from the sky.
Really order Xiaolongbao! ! ! o(≧v≦)o~~
Fat Bird put his hands on his waist and laughed loudly.
Shang Xi stared at the Fat Bird below in the clouds--in order to meet Fat Bird's unreliable special effect requirements, he ordered the entire Moon Clan to make small steamed buns for three days and three nights without sleep and steam them. It was familiar, and even used the Tianma army to deliberately spread the small steamed buns all over the sky.
It is rare to go crazy once in life, if you are crazy, I will accompany you crazy.
Shang Xi exhaled.
"His Royal Highness's action has mobilized all the people to make small cages, and sprinkled the sky to show their true love. It is enough to leave a name in history, and he can be the number one love saint in the Three Realms." The handsome cat boy held a folding fan and laughed behind Shang Xi.
"Shut up." Shang Xi ==
I saw the fat bird below spread his arms, enjoying the Xiaolongbao falling from the sky. Of course, he opened his mouth wide in embarrassment-some Xiaolongbao will always fall into his mouth.
And all the people present were petrified in the steamed stuffed bun rain.
Why...it will really rain buns...
The expression of the Phoenix Emperor (⊙_⊙) in the crystal coffin has not changed.
Finally, he spit out two words: "Doom."
Then he pulled the blanket over and went to sleep.
But as soon as he covered his face, Fenghuang thought about the problem of big pants—it seems that in his life, he has only worn long trousers, and he has never worn such vulgar big pants... He doesn't care about sacrificing himself for the Feng Clan The image and shame, anyway, he has done the most unbearable things, the question is, where can he get big underpants?
Ask Feng Wu?No, his self-esteem absolutely won't allow it!
Fenghuang fell into deep thought.
.
.
Above the execution ground, the clouds were densely covered, and from the thick clouds, there appeared countless cavalry in gold armor, and the cavalrymen held flying banners with the badges of the Moon Clan!
The army of the Moon Clan came overwhelming like a mountain! ——It turned out that Shang Xi went missing without knowing it, and he actually went to call in an army to cheer for his own fat bird.
Among the many tribes in the Three Realms, the Moon Clan, the most powerful one, is the only powerful nation that can compete with the Demon Realm Warrior Clan. Thousands of years ago, the Feng Clan was famous for its conquests. Now the Feng Clan seems to be prosperous, but in fact, it is fighting for power internally, and its military forces are scattered. It is simply difficult to summon an army to contend!
The Eight Great Elders showed a look of panic and looked at each other, not knowing what to do?
Who dares to stand out at this juncture?
At this moment, Shang Xi, who was sitting in the golden luan carriage of Yujia Tianma, said: "I came here only to protect Feng Wu, because I believe that my classmate Feng Wu will not commit such a heinous crime. Why don't you elders give me a few more days to let me investigate this matter clearly—after seven days, if there is no clue about this matter, and Feng Wu will be handed over to you for rectification, how about it?"
"Since His Highness Shang Xi has such a kind intention, if we don't accept it, it will violate the friendship between the two countries." Elder Xue looked at the others and had no choice but to respond.
Sure enough, Concubine Cuixi had some calculations, and she chose to send Feng Wu to Taixue Island to study that day, with the purpose of wooing Shangxi—only now did the elders understand her intentions.Any battle for power and palace is not as useful as being next to a powerful foreign dignitary. It would be better if Fenghuang was alive. Now that Fenghuang is dead, the dragons have no leader, and the princes are fighting with each other. At this moment, Feng Wu holds the biggest bargaining chip.
Seeing Feng Wu's attractive appearance, one doesn't have to think about why Shang Xi is willing to spend so much blood to save Feng Wu, and even dispatched an army of [-] Moon Clan to besiege the floating island—I'm afraid that after tonight, The story of Shang Xi and Feng Wu will spread all over the heavens in no time.
Everyone's expressions were deep, and they were scheming separately, only Fat Niao was holding the steamed buns that he caught, and ate one bite at a time as if nothing had happened.
"I only sprinkled one-third of the steamed buns, and the remaining two-thirds should be donated to the common people and the poor in your country." Shang Xi leaned on the car, propped his head on his hands, and smiled domineeringly road. [If you want to be domineering, don't pull the steamed buns, hey! 】
It was time for Fat Bird to be interrogated. He originally wanted to finish his dinner in prison before leaving.He had no choice but to reluctantly follow behind the interrogating jailer.
A few jailers led the way in front and chatted: "Hey, do you know that when those guys in the torture hall were found, they were all foaming at the mouth. It is said that they were seriously injured, and they can't speak until now. The equipment inside The instruments of torture are all destroyed, and I don’t know what happened.”
"It's so scary, did you offend the evil spirits in the prison? In fact, there have been some eerie rumors circulating in this prison..."
Fat Bird blinked, it seemed that he had turned into a legend of a fierce spirit.
"It seems that they took the wrong banknotes—those banknotes are said to be road money for the dead, and they picked them up and said..." the jailer continued to whisper, "In the future, you must never take banknotes from unknown sources. !"
"What happened to those banknotes?" Fat Bird asked a lot.
"Of course it was burned! Such an evil thing!" said the jailer.
Fat Bird (⊙_⊙) It seems that his bribery failed in the end.
.
.
Finally, after passing through the dungeon, Fat Bird was led by wave after wave of jailers and guards, and after a long journey came to the interrogation hall set up in the outer palace. Except for the dead Elder Zi, the other eight elders sat in turn. On the high platform, there is a curtain separating them, so their faces cannot be seen clearly.
It does look really forbidding.If it were ordinary grassroots people, in this solemn atmosphere, they would be scared out of their wits immediately.
Feng Wu was held down below and knelt down on Guanghua's phoenix stone floor.There was a palace man who read out Feng Wu's crimes with an imperial edict, and it took a quarter of an hour to finish reading. The various crimes are really too numerous to describe.
Fat Bird couldn't think of when he committed such an unwarranted crime, some of which even he himself didn't understand what it meant.
In short, after reading it eloquently, the palace man questioned Feng Wu in an extremely sharp voice: "Can you plead guilty to the above charges?"
"I don't plead guilty, I didn't commit a crime at all." Fat Bird said.
But the palace man closed the edict, pouted his buttocks and bowed to the elders: "The sinner, Feng Wu, has pleaded guilty, and there are his fingerprints on it."
An elder said: "Since you pleaded guilty, after discussion, the elders will consider your royal status and decide to treat you leniently - you should have been tied up on that square, paraded in the street, and killed in public. Hell, I will show you mercy today, Ling Chi will be spared, the sentence will be beheaded instead of parading in the streets, and Fa-rectification will take place outside the hall immediately!"
This chorus, black and white reversed, immediately sentenced Feng Wu's life and death.
Feng Wu raised her head and said: "I am wronged. If the elders want me to die, then listen to me. Feng Wu is very wronged and full of resentment. Although it is midsummer today, the strange injustice shocks the sky, and the sky will also feel sorry for it!"
"Hahaha! You deserve it! Why are you wronged! Don't talk nonsense! Someone, drag the criminal out of the palace, and execute the law immediately!" The elder pointed his hand, and guards came out and pulled Feng Wu from left to right. out.
"I haven't finished the last sentence yet! How stingy, or the Ninth Great Elder, don't you even have the courage to listen to this last sentence?!" Feng Wu mocked.
"If you have anything to say, feel free to speak up! I don't mind your last dying struggle!" said an elder.
Feng Wu then threw off the restraint of the guards, and said: "If I am wronged, I will ask June Heaven to send Xiaolongbao!"
"What?!" The elders thought they had heard it wrong—it wasn't Liu Yuexue, what kind of thing was Liu Yue Xiaolongbao? !
Thinking it was Feng Wu's nonsense, the elder asked someone to drag Fat Niao away again.
"June Xiaolongbao?" Feng Huang, who was lying in the crystal coffin, also felt baffled.
I saw that the torture frame had already been set up outside the interrogation hall. It was late at night, and all the officials had been dismissed. Only some guards and executioners were present, and the eight elders also came out to watch afterward—after all, watching people hack Beheading is nothing more than a kind of pastime, not to mention that the one whose head was beheaded was a noble prince.
"It's a pity that a sinner like Feng Wu, who has committed such a heinous crime, has such a beautiful face. God has no eyes." An elder stroked his beard with emotion.
"Elder Xue, now is not the time to feel sorry for this." An elder next to him muttered.
"I think back then, when Elder Xue was young, he was also famous for being romantic and unrestrained, 'famous'!" Another elder sarcastically said.
"It's all old things from many years ago, why bother to bring it up again? What's your intention?"
A group of elders began to target each other - in fact, several people have long disliked each other, and they have been fighting openly and secretly for almost a thousand years.
Seeing Feng Wu being led to the guillotine, Feng Wu tossed his hair, and his blue hair flew up. In the night wind, his expression was resolute, which seemed a bit heroic.
The guard pressed Feng Wu on the guillotine, curled his long hair, let him bite with his mouth, and then stuck his neck on the beheading frame.
The five big and three thick gangsters came up with their bare upper body and a steel knife in their hands. He first said a few words of farewell, and then raised the big knife high.
"On the road!!!" the executioner yelled.
I saw the light of the knife was cold, and it was about to fall! !
In an instant, the sky changed!I saw dense clouds rolling over in an instant, covering the bright starry sky!
The strong wind made the executioner hesitate for a moment, and looked strangely at the suddenly changing sky.
"Why is there a strong wind?" Everyone wondered.
"Execute quickly! Don't hesitate!" An elder urged the executioner, and the executioner had no choice but to raise the steel knife again!
Suddenly, something hit his forehead and bounced to the ground.
The executioner hurriedly went to look—the thing that hit him and fell to the ground was round and white, and it turned out to be a fragrant steamed bun! !
"Look, let's make the June dumplings!" Fat Niao broke free from the rope and stood up.
"Hurry up and catch him!" The elders were far away, unable to see clearly what happened, only saw that Fat Bird stood up by himself.
While speaking, suddenly countless black skies fell from the sky.
Really order Xiaolongbao! ! ! o(≧v≦)o~~
Fat Bird put his hands on his waist and laughed loudly.
Shang Xi stared at the Fat Bird below in the clouds--in order to meet Fat Bird's unreliable special effect requirements, he ordered the entire Moon Clan to make small steamed buns for three days and three nights without sleep and steam them. It was familiar, and even used the Tianma army to deliberately spread the small steamed buns all over the sky.
It is rare to go crazy once in life, if you are crazy, I will accompany you crazy.
Shang Xi exhaled.
"His Royal Highness's action has mobilized all the people to make small cages, and sprinkled the sky to show their true love. It is enough to leave a name in history, and he can be the number one love saint in the Three Realms." The handsome cat boy held a folding fan and laughed behind Shang Xi.
"Shut up." Shang Xi ==
I saw the fat bird below spread his arms, enjoying the Xiaolongbao falling from the sky. Of course, he opened his mouth wide in embarrassment-some Xiaolongbao will always fall into his mouth.
And all the people present were petrified in the steamed stuffed bun rain.
Why...it will really rain buns...
The expression of the Phoenix Emperor (⊙_⊙) in the crystal coffin has not changed.
Finally, he spit out two words: "Doom."
Then he pulled the blanket over and went to sleep.
But as soon as he covered his face, Fenghuang thought about the problem of big pants—it seems that in his life, he has only worn long trousers, and he has never worn such vulgar big pants... He doesn't care about sacrificing himself for the Feng Clan The image and shame, anyway, he has done the most unbearable things, the question is, where can he get big underpants?
Ask Feng Wu?No, his self-esteem absolutely won't allow it!
Fenghuang fell into deep thought.
.
.
Above the execution ground, the clouds were densely covered, and from the thick clouds, there appeared countless cavalry in gold armor, and the cavalrymen held flying banners with the badges of the Moon Clan!
The army of the Moon Clan came overwhelming like a mountain! ——It turned out that Shang Xi went missing without knowing it, and he actually went to call in an army to cheer for his own fat bird.
Among the many tribes in the Three Realms, the Moon Clan, the most powerful one, is the only powerful nation that can compete with the Demon Realm Warrior Clan. Thousands of years ago, the Feng Clan was famous for its conquests. Now the Feng Clan seems to be prosperous, but in fact, it is fighting for power internally, and its military forces are scattered. It is simply difficult to summon an army to contend!
The Eight Great Elders showed a look of panic and looked at each other, not knowing what to do?
Who dares to stand out at this juncture?
At this moment, Shang Xi, who was sitting in the golden luan carriage of Yujia Tianma, said: "I came here only to protect Feng Wu, because I believe that my classmate Feng Wu will not commit such a heinous crime. Why don't you elders give me a few more days to let me investigate this matter clearly—after seven days, if there is no clue about this matter, and Feng Wu will be handed over to you for rectification, how about it?"
"Since His Highness Shang Xi has such a kind intention, if we don't accept it, it will violate the friendship between the two countries." Elder Xue looked at the others and had no choice but to respond.
Sure enough, Concubine Cuixi had some calculations, and she chose to send Feng Wu to Taixue Island to study that day, with the purpose of wooing Shangxi—only now did the elders understand her intentions.Any battle for power and palace is not as useful as being next to a powerful foreign dignitary. It would be better if Fenghuang was alive. Now that Fenghuang is dead, the dragons have no leader, and the princes are fighting with each other. At this moment, Feng Wu holds the biggest bargaining chip.
Seeing Feng Wu's attractive appearance, one doesn't have to think about why Shang Xi is willing to spend so much blood to save Feng Wu, and even dispatched an army of [-] Moon Clan to besiege the floating island—I'm afraid that after tonight, The story of Shang Xi and Feng Wu will spread all over the heavens in no time.
Everyone's expressions were deep, and they were scheming separately, only Fat Niao was holding the steamed buns that he caught, and ate one bite at a time as if nothing had happened.
"I only sprinkled one-third of the steamed buns, and the remaining two-thirds should be donated to the common people and the poor in your country." Shang Xi leaned on the car, propped his head on his hands, and smiled domineeringly road. [If you want to be domineering, don't pull the steamed buns, hey! 】
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