Fat birds are self-improvement
Chapter 48
Without the pony by his side, Fat Bird suddenly felt a little lonely—he used to live alone in the palace like this, and he didn't feel anything, why does he feel lonely now?
With the current situation in the palace, it seems that going to Fengxiang and Fengxue's place for dinner is not very peaceful, right?
Fat Bird was very lonely.He really hoped that it would get dark soon, so that he could see Shang Xi.Just when Fat Niao was idly looking forward to the dark, King Zhu Xun brought General Lan Sheng and came to have a secret talk with Cuixi again - Fat Niao lay on the window sill and looked at King Zhu Xun who entered Cuixi's room He walked in a strange posture, like a duck, and although the man behind him had his hair cut and beard shaved, he could still tell that it was the blue phoenix from last night.
Lan Sheng happened to take a casual glance, and saw the fat bird lying on the window in the back pavilion, and he was immediately stunned—he thought Feng Wu was just a small official sent by King Zhu Xun to seduce him, but unexpectedly, Seeing him in the deep palace, when he was wondering what to say, Fat Niao yelled at him: "Smile for me! Bluebeard!"
General Lan Sheng's face suddenly collapsed.
King Zhu Xun looked at them inexplicably, not knowing what Feng Wu's words meant.
"It's nothing, let's go into the room to discuss important matters." Lan Sheng coughed dryly and ignored it.
The conversation between Cuixi and King Zhu Xun was nothing more than various scheming schemes, and they didn't invite Fat Niao to discuss it together, so Fat Niao was not interested in listening to their babbling, so he asked the eunuch for a shovel, and started to talk to the eunuch after he had nothing to do. They dug hot springs among the flowers in their yard.
Digging a hot spring has always been his childhood dream.
In the room, General Lan Sheng also listened to King Zhu Xun and Cuixi haggling over and over again. He didn't pay much attention to such scheming matters, so he turned his attention to the window.
(⊙o⊙)!He noticed a fat bird shoveling dirt in the garden—what was that guy doing! !
I saw that the fat bird shoveled the ground surprisingly fast, and soon shoveled out a small mountain of dirt.At this time, King Zhu Xun and Cuixi were chatting in full swing, analyzing the backstage of each prince in the palace one by one.
Lan Sheng looked at those two people, and found that they didn't care about the situation outside at all, and chatted wildly with selflessness.
Politicians are terrible—Lan Sheng then turned his head to look out the window and deserted.
Oooo!what is that!In just this moment of effort, that guy actually dug out a not-so-small pool, and the groundwater really surged up from below, filling the pit he dug.
"The water is cold. It seems that there is no geothermal resource here, and it needs to be heated." Fat Bird's voice came faintly.
heating! ! ?What is that? ! !General Lan Sheng=dish=
Fat Bird put down the shovel, rubbed his hands together, and with a bang, a ball of flames came out.
It turns out that the attribute of that guy is fire... Lan Sheng == He suddenly remembered that he had taken care of him not to catch a cold, this guy couldn't catch a cold even if he died!
After the fat bird rubbed out the fire, he stretched his burning hands into the pool.Lan Sheng opened his eyes wide, waiting curiously to see what he was going to do?
After a while, the pool was bubbling and bubbling, and then——
With a bang, a column of water burst into the sky in the pool!
The water is boiling! !
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
"What's wrong with you, Lan Sheng?" King Zhu Xun turned to look at him strangely.
"Outside! Outside! Look outside! The water fountain!" Lan Sheng pointed out the window and shouted.
Cuixi and King Zhu Xun then turned their heads and looked out the window in a daze, only to see Fat Bird covered in mud and looking at them with (⊙v⊙) expressions.
"Wu'er, what are you doing?" Cuixi couldn't help calling out the window when she saw that the fat bird was covered in mud.
"Go back to mother and concubine, the child is digging a hot spring to play!" Fat Niao waved at them.
"Children are digging hot springs to play." Cuixi smiled and turned her head to explain—digging hot springs?Her smile twitched immediately.The hobbies of celestial beings are really unusual.
"His Royal Highness Feng Wu is really carefree." King Zhu Xun smiled dryly, without commenting, "Lan Sheng, you are really rude, and you made a fuss too much."
"There was a boiling water fountain just now!" General Lan Sheng muttered, and then he looked at Fat Bird with terrifying eyes—what the hell is this guy? ! !
Fat Niao made a face at General Lan Sheng, and at this time King Zhu Xun and Cuixi started talking again, Fat Niao provocatively took out a handful of raw noodles sent by the eunuch, in front of Lan Sheng whose eyes were about to pop out Put the noodles into a pool of boiling water.
After a while, the noodles are cooked, and the fat bird puts in meatballs, eggs, tofu and so on.
Hot Spring Hot Pot!How about it!Fat Bird Zhao Lansheng gave a thumbs up gesture.
General Lan Sheng was defeated.
[Actually, this article has always been about novelty and depression. 】
-
It was getting dark, and Fat Niao put on his filial piety and went to watch the spirit on duty.
Both the inside and outside of the imperial palace were decorated with black gauze, and pale lanterns were lit up everywhere at night. Although the guards were strict and there were many guards outside, it looked gloomy.
The princes who were guarding the mourning hall left, Feng Wu stepped into the mourning hall alone, first put a few sticks of incense on the father, and then sat on the futon beside him, waiting for Shang Xi to come.
At this moment, the crystal coffin of the Phoenix Emperor was placed on the spiritual seat in the front, covered with moon-white velvet, embroidered with the royal patterns of the Phoenix clan.Seeing that there was no one around, Feng Wu couldn't help but took a step forward, and quietly lifted the cover on the crystal coffin to have a look—Shang Xi said that Fenghuang's hair was all shaved, so is he wearing a wig now?
I really want to see how my father looks bald. 【How boring are you Fat Bird! 】
Then a terrifying scene appeared!
When Fat Bird lifted the curtain, Fenghuang in the crystal coffin
etc.
睁
open
eye
eye
Look
Arrived
fat
bird
up! ⊙﹏⊙! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
.
.
.
long silence
.
.
.
Fat Bird (⊙_⊙) met the eyes of the open-eyed Feng Huang in the crystal coffin.
"Is it a fake corpse..." Fat Bird concluded.
"I heard that the folks encountered fraudulent corpses, as long as they tell the deceased what they feared the most, he will lie down safely." Fat Bird (⊙v⊙) touched his chin, "Let me try."
Feng Huang (⊙_⊙) looked at him, his expression unchanged.
"Father, it's time to approve the memorial." Fat Niao tried a lightweight one first-it is said that there was a Chinese teacher who died and then cheated on the corpse. When someone said "the composition has been changed" in his ear, he immediately lie down.In the same way, memorials can also achieve this effect, right?
"My dad helped to edit the memorial." Pony's voice suddenly echoed in Fat Bird's ears.Fat Bird (⊙_⊙)
Sure enough, Feng Huang's eyes were not closed.
"Father, that Phoenix Ji is here."
Not closed.
"Father, someone has rebelled."
Not closed.
"Father, Feng Xue is dead!"
Not closed.
"Father, Fengxue, Fengxiang and Fenglin are all dead!"
Not closed.
"Father, the big red egg has a fever again." [This is too bad! 】
Boom!Feng Huang's eyes opened even wider!
"Father, your wig has fallen off!"
Feng Huang's eyes were bleeding!
"Your Majesty Feng Huang, it's time to take your medicine." Shang Xi's voice sounded from behind him, and Feng Huang actually closed his eyes.
"It turns out that he is most afraid of taking medicine." Fat Bird (⊙_⊙)
"No, he really needs to take medicine." Shang Xi came in with a food box - he managed to get rid of the siege and interception of the Feng clan nobles, and slipped in under the pretext of paying tribute to him. The shadow guards are anti-surveillance, otherwise it is estimated that there will be people monitoring all around three feet.
In other words, Shang Xi actually came a long time ago, but he saw the fat bird talking to the coffin, so he waited outside curiously for a while.Of course, what he admired the most was that Feng Huang was able to keep his eyes open without blinking.
"Huh?" Fat Niao looked at Shang Xi curiously, Shang Xi closed the door, and said, "Actually, His Majesty Fenghuang is not dead, this is a plan jointly set up by me and His Majesty Fenghuang, in order to find out The traitor of the demon clan of the Feng clan."
"But the father in the crystal coffin obviously shows no signs of spiritual energy flow." Fat Niao said.
"That's because I used the Moon Clan's secret technique on the crystal coffin." Shang Xi put down the food box, "Feng Wu, open the crystal coffin, His Majesty Feng Huang is still very weak and needs tonic soup to survive. "
"Okay." Fat Niao (⊙_⊙) It turns out that Fenghuang is not dead, so he just pretended to be a corpse to deceive himself, it is really bad.
So he pushed the lid of the coffin away, and lifted the weak Fenghuang from inside. Only then did Fenghuang exhale slightly, and whispered in a weak voice: "Feng Wu, I'm sorry for your trouble."
"Father, please forgive the child for being rude just now." Feng Wu's expression was straight, and he said what happened just now as if it was a matter of course.
Feng Huang's eyes became very strange for a moment.
Embarrassment, it goes without saying.
The three of them knew each other well, so no one mentioned the topic just now.
Shang Xi took out the decoction from the food box, Fat Niao supported Fenghuang, and he was in charge of feeding the medicine, so the three of them were silent with each other, and this stiff atmosphere lasted for a long time.
Finally, Fat Bird was the first to break the silence: "Shang Xi, the wig skills of the Moon Clan are very good."
Boom!
Feng Huang stared at Feng Wu again: "Wu'er, do you hate Father Huang very much?"
"No, I respect my father very, very much, and my father is my role model in life." Feng Wu said seriously.
"Cough cough," Shang Xi coughed dryly, "Well, I'd like to tell you what the current situation in the palace is—Prince Fengming and one of the ten nobles behind him have a strong attitude. Some people kidnapped Xue Xiaoma, intending to tamper with the holy will to become the throne, and at the same time, the secret envoy I sent is actively investigating the source of the devilish energy..."
"Thank you Crown Prince for being so dedicated to the Feng Clan, but tonight, Chu Ao just wants to talk to my son, can you give me a little noodle so that my father and son can talk alone?" Feng Huangchao Shangxi bowed as a courtesy.
"Then..." Shang Xi actually wanted to stay here and watch their father and son gossip, but after all, the other party is Fenghuang, so he still needs to show some face, so he said: "Then I will wait outside the door, and you can chat slowly."
After finishing speaking, he turned around and secretly made an encouraging gesture of "hard work" to Fat Niao.
With the current situation in the palace, it seems that going to Fengxiang and Fengxue's place for dinner is not very peaceful, right?
Fat Bird was very lonely.He really hoped that it would get dark soon, so that he could see Shang Xi.Just when Fat Niao was idly looking forward to the dark, King Zhu Xun brought General Lan Sheng and came to have a secret talk with Cuixi again - Fat Niao lay on the window sill and looked at King Zhu Xun who entered Cuixi's room He walked in a strange posture, like a duck, and although the man behind him had his hair cut and beard shaved, he could still tell that it was the blue phoenix from last night.
Lan Sheng happened to take a casual glance, and saw the fat bird lying on the window in the back pavilion, and he was immediately stunned—he thought Feng Wu was just a small official sent by King Zhu Xun to seduce him, but unexpectedly, Seeing him in the deep palace, when he was wondering what to say, Fat Niao yelled at him: "Smile for me! Bluebeard!"
General Lan Sheng's face suddenly collapsed.
King Zhu Xun looked at them inexplicably, not knowing what Feng Wu's words meant.
"It's nothing, let's go into the room to discuss important matters." Lan Sheng coughed dryly and ignored it.
The conversation between Cuixi and King Zhu Xun was nothing more than various scheming schemes, and they didn't invite Fat Niao to discuss it together, so Fat Niao was not interested in listening to their babbling, so he asked the eunuch for a shovel, and started to talk to the eunuch after he had nothing to do. They dug hot springs among the flowers in their yard.
Digging a hot spring has always been his childhood dream.
In the room, General Lan Sheng also listened to King Zhu Xun and Cuixi haggling over and over again. He didn't pay much attention to such scheming matters, so he turned his attention to the window.
(⊙o⊙)!He noticed a fat bird shoveling dirt in the garden—what was that guy doing! !
I saw that the fat bird shoveled the ground surprisingly fast, and soon shoveled out a small mountain of dirt.At this time, King Zhu Xun and Cuixi were chatting in full swing, analyzing the backstage of each prince in the palace one by one.
Lan Sheng looked at those two people, and found that they didn't care about the situation outside at all, and chatted wildly with selflessness.
Politicians are terrible—Lan Sheng then turned his head to look out the window and deserted.
Oooo!what is that!In just this moment of effort, that guy actually dug out a not-so-small pool, and the groundwater really surged up from below, filling the pit he dug.
"The water is cold. It seems that there is no geothermal resource here, and it needs to be heated." Fat Bird's voice came faintly.
heating! ! ?What is that? ! !General Lan Sheng=dish=
Fat Bird put down the shovel, rubbed his hands together, and with a bang, a ball of flames came out.
It turns out that the attribute of that guy is fire... Lan Sheng == He suddenly remembered that he had taken care of him not to catch a cold, this guy couldn't catch a cold even if he died!
After the fat bird rubbed out the fire, he stretched his burning hands into the pool.Lan Sheng opened his eyes wide, waiting curiously to see what he was going to do?
After a while, the pool was bubbling and bubbling, and then——
With a bang, a column of water burst into the sky in the pool!
The water is boiling! !
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
"What's wrong with you, Lan Sheng?" King Zhu Xun turned to look at him strangely.
"Outside! Outside! Look outside! The water fountain!" Lan Sheng pointed out the window and shouted.
Cuixi and King Zhu Xun then turned their heads and looked out the window in a daze, only to see Fat Bird covered in mud and looking at them with (⊙v⊙) expressions.
"Wu'er, what are you doing?" Cuixi couldn't help calling out the window when she saw that the fat bird was covered in mud.
"Go back to mother and concubine, the child is digging a hot spring to play!" Fat Niao waved at them.
"Children are digging hot springs to play." Cuixi smiled and turned her head to explain—digging hot springs?Her smile twitched immediately.The hobbies of celestial beings are really unusual.
"His Royal Highness Feng Wu is really carefree." King Zhu Xun smiled dryly, without commenting, "Lan Sheng, you are really rude, and you made a fuss too much."
"There was a boiling water fountain just now!" General Lan Sheng muttered, and then he looked at Fat Bird with terrifying eyes—what the hell is this guy? ! !
Fat Niao made a face at General Lan Sheng, and at this time King Zhu Xun and Cuixi started talking again, Fat Niao provocatively took out a handful of raw noodles sent by the eunuch, in front of Lan Sheng whose eyes were about to pop out Put the noodles into a pool of boiling water.
After a while, the noodles are cooked, and the fat bird puts in meatballs, eggs, tofu and so on.
Hot Spring Hot Pot!How about it!Fat Bird Zhao Lansheng gave a thumbs up gesture.
General Lan Sheng was defeated.
[Actually, this article has always been about novelty and depression. 】
-
It was getting dark, and Fat Niao put on his filial piety and went to watch the spirit on duty.
Both the inside and outside of the imperial palace were decorated with black gauze, and pale lanterns were lit up everywhere at night. Although the guards were strict and there were many guards outside, it looked gloomy.
The princes who were guarding the mourning hall left, Feng Wu stepped into the mourning hall alone, first put a few sticks of incense on the father, and then sat on the futon beside him, waiting for Shang Xi to come.
At this moment, the crystal coffin of the Phoenix Emperor was placed on the spiritual seat in the front, covered with moon-white velvet, embroidered with the royal patterns of the Phoenix clan.Seeing that there was no one around, Feng Wu couldn't help but took a step forward, and quietly lifted the cover on the crystal coffin to have a look—Shang Xi said that Fenghuang's hair was all shaved, so is he wearing a wig now?
I really want to see how my father looks bald. 【How boring are you Fat Bird! 】
Then a terrifying scene appeared!
When Fat Bird lifted the curtain, Fenghuang in the crystal coffin
etc.
睁
open
eye
eye
Look
Arrived
fat
bird
up! ⊙﹏⊙! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
.
.
.
long silence
.
.
.
Fat Bird (⊙_⊙) met the eyes of the open-eyed Feng Huang in the crystal coffin.
"Is it a fake corpse..." Fat Bird concluded.
"I heard that the folks encountered fraudulent corpses, as long as they tell the deceased what they feared the most, he will lie down safely." Fat Bird (⊙v⊙) touched his chin, "Let me try."
Feng Huang (⊙_⊙) looked at him, his expression unchanged.
"Father, it's time to approve the memorial." Fat Niao tried a lightweight one first-it is said that there was a Chinese teacher who died and then cheated on the corpse. When someone said "the composition has been changed" in his ear, he immediately lie down.In the same way, memorials can also achieve this effect, right?
"My dad helped to edit the memorial." Pony's voice suddenly echoed in Fat Bird's ears.Fat Bird (⊙_⊙)
Sure enough, Feng Huang's eyes were not closed.
"Father, that Phoenix Ji is here."
Not closed.
"Father, someone has rebelled."
Not closed.
"Father, Feng Xue is dead!"
Not closed.
"Father, Fengxue, Fengxiang and Fenglin are all dead!"
Not closed.
"Father, the big red egg has a fever again." [This is too bad! 】
Boom!Feng Huang's eyes opened even wider!
"Father, your wig has fallen off!"
Feng Huang's eyes were bleeding!
"Your Majesty Feng Huang, it's time to take your medicine." Shang Xi's voice sounded from behind him, and Feng Huang actually closed his eyes.
"It turns out that he is most afraid of taking medicine." Fat Bird (⊙_⊙)
"No, he really needs to take medicine." Shang Xi came in with a food box - he managed to get rid of the siege and interception of the Feng clan nobles, and slipped in under the pretext of paying tribute to him. The shadow guards are anti-surveillance, otherwise it is estimated that there will be people monitoring all around three feet.
In other words, Shang Xi actually came a long time ago, but he saw the fat bird talking to the coffin, so he waited outside curiously for a while.Of course, what he admired the most was that Feng Huang was able to keep his eyes open without blinking.
"Huh?" Fat Niao looked at Shang Xi curiously, Shang Xi closed the door, and said, "Actually, His Majesty Fenghuang is not dead, this is a plan jointly set up by me and His Majesty Fenghuang, in order to find out The traitor of the demon clan of the Feng clan."
"But the father in the crystal coffin obviously shows no signs of spiritual energy flow." Fat Niao said.
"That's because I used the Moon Clan's secret technique on the crystal coffin." Shang Xi put down the food box, "Feng Wu, open the crystal coffin, His Majesty Feng Huang is still very weak and needs tonic soup to survive. "
"Okay." Fat Niao (⊙_⊙) It turns out that Fenghuang is not dead, so he just pretended to be a corpse to deceive himself, it is really bad.
So he pushed the lid of the coffin away, and lifted the weak Fenghuang from inside. Only then did Fenghuang exhale slightly, and whispered in a weak voice: "Feng Wu, I'm sorry for your trouble."
"Father, please forgive the child for being rude just now." Feng Wu's expression was straight, and he said what happened just now as if it was a matter of course.
Feng Huang's eyes became very strange for a moment.
Embarrassment, it goes without saying.
The three of them knew each other well, so no one mentioned the topic just now.
Shang Xi took out the decoction from the food box, Fat Niao supported Fenghuang, and he was in charge of feeding the medicine, so the three of them were silent with each other, and this stiff atmosphere lasted for a long time.
Finally, Fat Bird was the first to break the silence: "Shang Xi, the wig skills of the Moon Clan are very good."
Boom!
Feng Huang stared at Feng Wu again: "Wu'er, do you hate Father Huang very much?"
"No, I respect my father very, very much, and my father is my role model in life." Feng Wu said seriously.
"Cough cough," Shang Xi coughed dryly, "Well, I'd like to tell you what the current situation in the palace is—Prince Fengming and one of the ten nobles behind him have a strong attitude. Some people kidnapped Xue Xiaoma, intending to tamper with the holy will to become the throne, and at the same time, the secret envoy I sent is actively investigating the source of the devilish energy..."
"Thank you Crown Prince for being so dedicated to the Feng Clan, but tonight, Chu Ao just wants to talk to my son, can you give me a little noodle so that my father and son can talk alone?" Feng Huangchao Shangxi bowed as a courtesy.
"Then..." Shang Xi actually wanted to stay here and watch their father and son gossip, but after all, the other party is Fenghuang, so he still needs to show some face, so he said: "Then I will wait outside the door, and you can chat slowly."
After finishing speaking, he turned around and secretly made an encouraging gesture of "hard work" to Fat Niao.
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