Fat birds are self-improvement

Under the hazy moonlight and misty mist, Feng Wu rode a pony that would follow her life and death. Led by several mysterious eunuchs, she walked through the forest trails shaded by layers of trees and came to a very remote small place in Feng Palace. at the door.

There was already a carriage waiting outside the gate of Feng Palace, so the fat bird and the pony got into the spacious carriage together.The carriage jumped out of Fenggong Palace and galloped in the sky.

"One day, I will fly in the sky like those horses!" The pony grunted with his face pressed against the carriage window.

The eunuch handed Fat Niao a letter when he got in the car, which was written to him by King Zhu Xun.Fat Bird took the opportunity to open it, and it was nothing more than explaining how he made friends with General Lan Sheng, and told him to try to win General Lan Sheng's favor.

In fact, King Zhu Xun doesn't necessarily have to win over General Lan Sheng. The reason why Fat Niao does it is to really test Fat Niao's ability. If he really succeeds, then he has to think carefully about whether Feng Wu is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger; if Feng Wu fails, it doesn't matter.

However, King Zhu Xun's tone in the letter was different. He spoke earnestly and listed all the interests and interests in detail. It seemed that if Fat Niao could not successfully win over General Lan Sheng, then they would all end up in a palace fight.

After Xiao Ma sighed with Tianma, he came over to read the letter gossipingly. Fat Bird purposely held it up high so that it wouldn't let it see it, and jumped up and down anxiously: "Master let me see! Let me see!"

"I won't show it to you! You gossip." Fat Niao said.

Snapped!The pony stretched out its big paw, pulled the letter off, and then read it carefully.

"Well~~ this King Zhu Xun is not simple. In fact, the situation is not as serious as he said. But the tone of his letter forced the master to do something to win him over." Xiao Ma said deeply, "Master, please don't listen to him." Yes, when the time comes, enough is enough, don’t lose your innocence.”

The carriage finally stopped on a bustling avenue in the imperial capital of the floating island. This bustling street that is always bright all night is the most beautiful place in the whole city - brothels and singing houses are all concentrated here, singing and drinking every night, which is more corrupt than the royal family. .

And here turned out to be General Lan Sheng's favorite place to hang out - as we all know, General Lan Sheng is the most romantic person in the court, who sleeps on a pillow of warm and fragrant nephrite every day, and often stays out all night.But he is a rare general, and he holds the military power in his hands. Apart from being romantic, he is really loyal to the court, so he was not convicted of lust.

At this moment, General Lan Sheng, who was drunk and dreaming of death, held a banquet in the Fumeng Pavilion where beauties gathered, and asked all the beauties in the entire Fumeng Pavilion to toast him, and those who came to toast were rewarded with many rewards.For a while, the huge Fumengge was laughing and laughing, and the noise and laughter could be heard in the distance.

The Fumeng Pavilion is one of the well-known brothels in the capital. The entire pavilion covers an area of ​​several acres. The rich and powerful old lady invited a craftsman who retired from the palace to design it. The floating scenery is buried, so that the whole pavilion is suspended in the air with gurgling water. At night, the water reflects the lights, which is a bright spectacle, and the inside is even more beautiful.

Only a man as courageous and unreliable as General Lan Sheng could come up with the absurd idea of ​​renting out the entire Fumeng Pavilion.Of course, the money for pleasure was not from General Lan Sheng, but from King Zhu Xun.That's why he was so reckless.

In fact, General Lan Sheng has a sore foot, that is, lack of money.He only knows how to have fun every day, but who knows that he has borrowed a huge amount of money. On the surface, he has a bright future, but in fact he has a lot of debts, but he still hates using the power in his hands to make money. The day when the wine is drunk today.

Feng Wu got off the carriage and was taken into the Fumeng Pavilion, and saw that the splendid and gaudy hall was decorated like a palace hall, with countless beauties and teenagers surrounding the middle seat to curry favor with the man on it.

When Feng Wu stepped into the hall, as more and more eyes fell on him, the hustle and bustle in the hall gradually diminished, and finally became silent. While everyone was watching Feng Wu, those people naturally gave way. The road made Feng Wu see clearly the man sitting on the high platform.

The man was tall and strong, his robe was pulled half open, there were some rouge lip marks on his bronze chest, and his face was covered by a thick black beard, which was still wet from wine Drop, a pair of big copper bell eyes looked at Feng Wu with interest.

"Beauty, the number one beauty in heaven and earth." The man's voice was rough, and he threw the wine glass in his hand, and laughed: "Compared to you, this room is full of shit that is not as good as a fart! "

His words were vulgar, but he had a bold attitude, and his behavior was full of recklessness.There is no doubt that this person is the unrestrained General Lan Sheng.

Feng Wu didn't speak, but saw a plainclothes eunuch clapping his hands behind him, and all the beauties retreated knowingly. After a while, only Feng Wu and Lan Sheng were looking at each other in the hall.

"Beauty, are you here to accompany me?" Lan Sheng hiccupped with his eyes blurred, and laughed.

"That's right, is your Excellency that General Lan Sheng?" Feng Wu raised her head slightly, the soft brilliance of the crystal lamp made Feng Wu's beauty even more shocking, Lan Sheng couldn't help arching her body, touching her chin, and leaned closer Take a look.

"You come up." Lan Sheng pointed to the soft seat next to him. If Feng Wu couldn't come up, he would definitely rush forward in the next moment.

Feng Wu walked up to the high platform neither humble nor overbearing, and sat down gracefully, without any flattery, only a high-minded character, looking at Lan Sheng calmly.That kind of temperament actually made Lan Sheng, who wanted to reach out to touch his cheek, suppress his evil heart, thinking that this beauty was different, and afraid of offending him.

"What's your name?" Lan Sheng's eyes lingered on his face. From such a close distance, he could see Feng Wu's skin like fat and hair like a waterfall. Those quiet eyes seemed to cover the entire night sky— ——Beautiful, so beautiful that people can't extricate themselves, so beautiful that people are mesmerized.Regardless of whether he is a man or a woman, a god or a demon, Lan Sheng swears that he will marry him!

"My name is Wu." Feng Wu smiled lightly, and it was like the dawn of a long night, and the dawn was bright.

Lan Sheng took a deep breath: "Then how about I call you Wu'er? Can you dance for Ben?"

"I sprained my ankle today." Feng Wu (⊙_⊙)

"Then how about I rub it for you?" Lan Sheng said bewilderedly, he had already squatted down and held up one of Feng Wu's feet.

"Don't you ask me why I came?" Feng Wu asked with Erlang's legs crossed.

"Say what you want." Lan Sheng didn't care at all.

"I'm here to win you over." Feng Wu said it directly.

"I know, but I don't want to listen to your next words. Tonight, you are just my dancer." Lan Sheng took off Feng Wu's shoes, held his foot and kissed him, "I still know the person who called you here , what is he planning. But I don't want to hear anything tonight, I just want you."

"What do you want me to do?"

"Accompany me." Lan Sheng raised his face, his thick eyebrows and big eyes were full of confusion: "Accompany me to get drunk."

After that, he sat down on the ground, picked up the jug piled on the carpet, and toasted Feng Wu: "I will do it first." He poured the wine into his mouth as if pouring water.

"Although this wine is full of fat and powder, it is also extremely strong wine. Don't you feel choked after drinking so much?" Feng Wu asked.

"Ha! On the battlefield of life and death, only wine is a man's companion. No matter how strong the wine is, it is just a gentle lover to me. The more the better! Hahahaha!" Lan Sheng laughed loudly, "However, if If I can take a sip of the wine you fed with your own hands, I will die with no regrets!"

"I can hold wine for you, but if this glass of wine goes down, does it mean that you have agreed to my request?" Feng Wu asked.

"Whether you agree or not, I can't decide until I meet the person surnamed Zhu, but if you feed me wine, I can promise that I owe you a wish from now on—as long as you wish, I can fulfill it for you. Treat Beauty, Lan Sheng has always been generous!" He propped his head on his hands, reclined on the carpet and said.

Feng Wu stood up and went to get the wine glass on the table, but Lan Sheng stopped him: "Let me put on your shoes for you, the ground is cold, and bare feet will catch cold."

"Aren't I wearing socks?" Fat Bird (⊙v⊙)

"Uh." General Lan Sheng (⊙_⊙)

Feeling a little weird?Atmosphere?The nervous General Lan Sheng was attracted by the wine brought by Feng Wu before he figured out what went wrong, so he immediately forgot the disharmony just now, and waited happily for the fat bird to feed him the wine.

He opened his mouth wide and let the wine poured out of the cup in Feng Wu's hand flow into his mouth. From his perspective, Feng Wu's fingers are really beautiful like jade, and the posture of pouring the wine is also so beautiful, too beautiful to behold.

"Seeing you reminds me of that person... He used to be just like you...so beautiful..." The general's eyes blurred, and his memory gradually invaded the reality. The phoenix dance overlapped, and the wound in my heart that had been sealed for a long time suddenly stings like bleeding again...Zhu Yan...Why you and I...have become so strange now...Did you call him to remind me again? Once you……

"General, tell me, what does the real Phoenix with a beard look like?" Fat Niao squatted beside him and asked curiously.

"Karma?" Lan Sheng (⊙_⊙) - the tearing of the heartache just now was suddenly interrupted, "I didn't think about it?"

"Then have you ever turned into your real body and looked in the mirror to see what a phoenix with a scruffy beard looks like?"

"I haven't tried..." General (⊙-⊙)? ?

"Then my wish is that you show me your original form, and then we will eat hot pot together. Hot pot is the most beneficial for communication and dinner." Fat Bird came here for supper.

"That seems to be two things..." The general was gradually led astray.

"Hurry up! Don't waste time!" Fat Niao said imposingly, "If a man doesn't keep his word, why call him a man? It's a pity that you pretend to be a man!"

"I'm a real man!" Lan Sheng was furious. He, who was already drunk, actually plopped and transformed in front of the fat bird, and saw a strong blue phoenix appearing in front of the fat bird. , the most interesting thing is that the blue phoenix really has blue beard stubble on its chin!The feathers are messy and obviously haven't been combed for a long time.

"Quack quack quack quack quack quack!!!" Fat Bird laughed out of nowhere.That's right, he just came here to have fun—I saw Fat Niao hooking Lan Fenghuang's chin in a big way, "Come on, give me a smile."

"Huh?" The unshaven Lan Fenghuang was stunned.

"Master, the hot pot you want, I just told the kitchen here to pack it up, we should go back." Xiao Ma ran over at this time.

"It's already packed! Good boy." The fat bird patted the pony's head, then patted the head of the stupid Lan Fenghuang and said, "My uncle hooked your chin and hooked your head today, it's considered a hookup." It’s over, next time I’ll tell King Zhu Xun that there’s a conspiracy between you to break things.”

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A quarter of an hour later, the dazed Lan Fenghuang suddenly realized————

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