Fat birds are self-improvement
Chapter 35
Fat Niao continued to eat his picnic, Feng Ji appeared behind him silently, looking at Fat Niao with an extremely disgusting and fearful gaze.
"Let's eat together." Fat Niao suddenly turned to Feng Ji.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Fengji held her face and screamed——Fat Niao is really terrifying!horrible!Without warning, he turned his head and said such a terrifying sentence! [Feng Ji has completely suffered from fat bird phobia] "Looking at your promise, you will be a thousand-year-old soldier." Fat Niao looked at her with contempt while holding the skewers she wore.
"You bastard..." Feng Wu just wanted to swear, but suddenly she couldn't close her mouth - it turned out that according to the ancient god agreement, once she recognized the master and issued the seal, she could not insult and resist the master, although she often mocked and tortured Fenghuang , but they are all roundabout methods. This kind of direct swearing is forbidden by God's covenant.
But if he beat around the bush and scolded Fat Bird without dirty words, that fat guy wouldn't listen at all! !It has no effect at all! !
Fengji was about to suffocate - she just wanted to curse!Cursing!Cursing!Cursing at Fat Bird!
"Give you a skewer, don't look like you owe money." Fat Niao stuffed her with a skewer.
Fengji bit the skewers angrily, as if venting with the skewers.
Fat Niao opened the package and looked at the delicacies that Shang Xi had prepared for him - he saved some snacks until now, in order to taste them while looking at the scenery.
Open the small box of golden nanmu, and there is a row of soft and sticky red fudge frozen in non-melting black ice neatly inside.
On the outside of the box, engraved three characters in seal script——
"Blood Squid".
It's a wonderful candy called blood squid.
As for why it is called blood squid, Fat Bird curiously picked up a piece of candy and put it in his mouth.
A large amount of moon red honey juice extracted by the special method of the moon clan is concentrated in a small soft candy and sealed by ice cubes at low temperature, but once it is put into the mouth and melted by heat...
"Pfft—" The Fat Bird Fountain spewed out a stream of "blood".
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Fengji, who was eating the skewers, collapsed again.
"It's sweet! It's delicious!" Fat Bird bar smacked its lips in surprise, "It turns out that the juice is so much that it spurts out! No wonder it's called a blood squid!"
Blood dripped down the corner of Fat Bird's mouth, even the clothes were covered with blood.But Fat Niao wiped his mouth with his sleeve indifferently, anyway, this is the clothes given by Cuixi, if it is the clothes given by Xiaoshang, he should take good care of it.
"Do you eat?" Fat Niao asked Feng Ji.
"I don't want to eat it!" Fengji = dish = "It's so ugly!"
"Tch, my royal father may not take you out for picnics and walks to see the scenery every day, and he doesn't even know how to give you benefits." Fat Bird said contemptuously.
Phoenix halberd = dish = really want to stab him to death.
"Seeing your displeased look, forget it, you can go for a walk around by yourself, and return to the father's place before dark to 'return your life', and I will give you half a day off." Fat Bird is a good leader.
"Hmph." Feng Ji turned around and left.
"Wait, you haven't thanked me yet." Fat Bird just (⊙v⊙) wanted to feel the feeling of having subordinates.
Fengji made a sloppy thank you gesture with a distorted expression: "Thank you, master, for fulfilling the task."
"A reward for you." Fat Niao took out the money from selling jj when entering the palace from his bosom and gave it to Feng Ji.
"What do I need money for? I'm not human!" Fengji = dish =
"Poor Feng Ji, you have worked so hard in the Feng Clan for so many years that you don't know what to expect for a single salary, but don't worry, follow me in the future, and your benefits will go up." Fat Niao stuffed the money bag into her hand Li, "Go back and write a salary report to me, I will stamp you, and you will be paid on time every month in the future."
"You... just think it's fun, don't you?" Fengji = dish =
Fat Bird (⊙v⊙)
Fengji, who took pleasure in mocking and hurting the glass hearts of the previous Fenghuang emperors, finally met his nemesis.
She didn't want to spend another quarter of an hour with this guy.
-
After playing by the lake all morning and eating a lot, Fat Bird is going to walk around to digest food.
At this time, the battle among several princes was raging in the jungle.These princes all have many eyes and ears, and they have already bought off the eunuchs around Feng Huang through bribery and other means, knowing that the so-called "token" is Xue Xiao's horse, and as long as they catch the horse, they will win, so one by one You fought each other, some dug traps in the forest, some set up formations, some robbed openly, some robbed secretly, it was nothing more than a melee of several armies, and occasionally you could hear the shouts of killing.
And the fat bird walked leisurely, humming its own little song and walked forward. When it saw the hare and lynx, the fat bird went up to tease them, and the tiger and lion did the same, touching their bellies and scratching their chins. When the flames pinched and the strange power came out, they were so scared that they dared not move, they could only let the fat bird do their best.
After playing in the forest for an unknown amount of time, Fat Bird suddenly heard neighing and noisy sounds not far away.He pushed aside the bushes to check, and saw that the two princes' men were chasing each other in the jungle, and a large pit appeared in the grass farther away, and the painful sound of horses kept coming out of it.
Fat Bird took advantage of the chaos and quietly approached the big pit. At this time, among the crowd who were fighting, some soldiers found that Fat Bird was approaching the big pit, and tried their best to block it, but they were restrained by another group of people. Another prince joined in, and the situation became more and more chaotic.
Fat Bird quickly took the opportunity to push aside the thick grass around the pit and looked down.
I saw a snow-white colt lying in the pit with its hind legs tightly clamped by a huge animal clamp. Constantly bleeding.
And there were also barbs buried in the pit, and many places on the horse's body were dripping with blood. Looking at the horse's appearance, it seemed that it was about to fall into a coma.
"It's so pitiful, I'm here to save you!!" Fat Bird slid down the edge of the big pit, ignoring that he was covered in mud, and then rolled up his sleeves and began to help the pony pull the big beast When the clips were opened, the horse was already unconscious and in a daze, but suddenly felt a slack on its hind legs, opened its eyes and tried to look, but saw a figure, wearing clothes vaguely similar to those who set traps for it!
In a panic, the pony bit the fat bird's arm recklessly. It already had fangs and sharp teeth, so it easily tore the fat bird's sleeve and bit into the flesh.
"Don't bite me!" The fat bird patted the foal's head, but no matter how he patted it, the extremely stubborn foal would not let go.
After finally opening the pony's mouth, Fat Bird looked at his bloody arm, and then kicked the unconscious pony: "I'll make you into a horse meat pot."
As he spoke, he picked up the dying colt and wanted to climb up.
Unexpectedly, at this time, a prince above was so angry that he ordered to kill the pony foal with all his strength - if he can't get it, no one else can get it!
Then countless rockets shot into the big pit trap at once. Seeing this, the fat bird quickly protected the pony under his body, and used his back to resist the blazing rockets—he is the fire phoenix, so naturally he would not be afraid of these fires.
.
.
.
The big pit was ignited by raging flames, causing the surrounding area to catch fire and burn blazingly. The people who were fighting had to retreat when they saw this—it seemed that Xue Xiao Maju would not survive.Since no one can get it, there is no need to continue pestering it.
But shortly after they left, the flames suddenly and miraculously went out.
It turned out to be the hands and feet of the phoenix dancer who can manipulate flames.The danger was finally gone, and he was finally able to safely drag the pony to the ground, but some of the arrows hit him, making him uncomfortable like being stung by a bee.
Feng Wu carried the foal to the lake where he had a picnic, fetched water to wash the wound of the pony lying on the shore, and then took off her obscene clothes and tore them into strips to bandage it.
"Let's eat together." Fat Niao suddenly turned to Feng Ji.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Fengji held her face and screamed——Fat Niao is really terrifying!horrible!Without warning, he turned his head and said such a terrifying sentence! [Feng Ji has completely suffered from fat bird phobia] "Looking at your promise, you will be a thousand-year-old soldier." Fat Niao looked at her with contempt while holding the skewers she wore.
"You bastard..." Feng Wu just wanted to swear, but suddenly she couldn't close her mouth - it turned out that according to the ancient god agreement, once she recognized the master and issued the seal, she could not insult and resist the master, although she often mocked and tortured Fenghuang , but they are all roundabout methods. This kind of direct swearing is forbidden by God's covenant.
But if he beat around the bush and scolded Fat Bird without dirty words, that fat guy wouldn't listen at all! !It has no effect at all! !
Fengji was about to suffocate - she just wanted to curse!Cursing!Cursing!Cursing at Fat Bird!
"Give you a skewer, don't look like you owe money." Fat Niao stuffed her with a skewer.
Fengji bit the skewers angrily, as if venting with the skewers.
Fat Niao opened the package and looked at the delicacies that Shang Xi had prepared for him - he saved some snacks until now, in order to taste them while looking at the scenery.
Open the small box of golden nanmu, and there is a row of soft and sticky red fudge frozen in non-melting black ice neatly inside.
On the outside of the box, engraved three characters in seal script——
"Blood Squid".
It's a wonderful candy called blood squid.
As for why it is called blood squid, Fat Bird curiously picked up a piece of candy and put it in his mouth.
A large amount of moon red honey juice extracted by the special method of the moon clan is concentrated in a small soft candy and sealed by ice cubes at low temperature, but once it is put into the mouth and melted by heat...
"Pfft—" The Fat Bird Fountain spewed out a stream of "blood".
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Fengji, who was eating the skewers, collapsed again.
"It's sweet! It's delicious!" Fat Bird bar smacked its lips in surprise, "It turns out that the juice is so much that it spurts out! No wonder it's called a blood squid!"
Blood dripped down the corner of Fat Bird's mouth, even the clothes were covered with blood.But Fat Niao wiped his mouth with his sleeve indifferently, anyway, this is the clothes given by Cuixi, if it is the clothes given by Xiaoshang, he should take good care of it.
"Do you eat?" Fat Niao asked Feng Ji.
"I don't want to eat it!" Fengji = dish = "It's so ugly!"
"Tch, my royal father may not take you out for picnics and walks to see the scenery every day, and he doesn't even know how to give you benefits." Fat Bird said contemptuously.
Phoenix halberd = dish = really want to stab him to death.
"Seeing your displeased look, forget it, you can go for a walk around by yourself, and return to the father's place before dark to 'return your life', and I will give you half a day off." Fat Bird is a good leader.
"Hmph." Feng Ji turned around and left.
"Wait, you haven't thanked me yet." Fat Bird just (⊙v⊙) wanted to feel the feeling of having subordinates.
Fengji made a sloppy thank you gesture with a distorted expression: "Thank you, master, for fulfilling the task."
"A reward for you." Fat Niao took out the money from selling jj when entering the palace from his bosom and gave it to Feng Ji.
"What do I need money for? I'm not human!" Fengji = dish =
"Poor Feng Ji, you have worked so hard in the Feng Clan for so many years that you don't know what to expect for a single salary, but don't worry, follow me in the future, and your benefits will go up." Fat Niao stuffed the money bag into her hand Li, "Go back and write a salary report to me, I will stamp you, and you will be paid on time every month in the future."
"You... just think it's fun, don't you?" Fengji = dish =
Fat Bird (⊙v⊙)
Fengji, who took pleasure in mocking and hurting the glass hearts of the previous Fenghuang emperors, finally met his nemesis.
She didn't want to spend another quarter of an hour with this guy.
-
After playing by the lake all morning and eating a lot, Fat Bird is going to walk around to digest food.
At this time, the battle among several princes was raging in the jungle.These princes all have many eyes and ears, and they have already bought off the eunuchs around Feng Huang through bribery and other means, knowing that the so-called "token" is Xue Xiao's horse, and as long as they catch the horse, they will win, so one by one You fought each other, some dug traps in the forest, some set up formations, some robbed openly, some robbed secretly, it was nothing more than a melee of several armies, and occasionally you could hear the shouts of killing.
And the fat bird walked leisurely, humming its own little song and walked forward. When it saw the hare and lynx, the fat bird went up to tease them, and the tiger and lion did the same, touching their bellies and scratching their chins. When the flames pinched and the strange power came out, they were so scared that they dared not move, they could only let the fat bird do their best.
After playing in the forest for an unknown amount of time, Fat Bird suddenly heard neighing and noisy sounds not far away.He pushed aside the bushes to check, and saw that the two princes' men were chasing each other in the jungle, and a large pit appeared in the grass farther away, and the painful sound of horses kept coming out of it.
Fat Bird took advantage of the chaos and quietly approached the big pit. At this time, among the crowd who were fighting, some soldiers found that Fat Bird was approaching the big pit, and tried their best to block it, but they were restrained by another group of people. Another prince joined in, and the situation became more and more chaotic.
Fat Bird quickly took the opportunity to push aside the thick grass around the pit and looked down.
I saw a snow-white colt lying in the pit with its hind legs tightly clamped by a huge animal clamp. Constantly bleeding.
And there were also barbs buried in the pit, and many places on the horse's body were dripping with blood. Looking at the horse's appearance, it seemed that it was about to fall into a coma.
"It's so pitiful, I'm here to save you!!" Fat Bird slid down the edge of the big pit, ignoring that he was covered in mud, and then rolled up his sleeves and began to help the pony pull the big beast When the clips were opened, the horse was already unconscious and in a daze, but suddenly felt a slack on its hind legs, opened its eyes and tried to look, but saw a figure, wearing clothes vaguely similar to those who set traps for it!
In a panic, the pony bit the fat bird's arm recklessly. It already had fangs and sharp teeth, so it easily tore the fat bird's sleeve and bit into the flesh.
"Don't bite me!" The fat bird patted the foal's head, but no matter how he patted it, the extremely stubborn foal would not let go.
After finally opening the pony's mouth, Fat Bird looked at his bloody arm, and then kicked the unconscious pony: "I'll make you into a horse meat pot."
As he spoke, he picked up the dying colt and wanted to climb up.
Unexpectedly, at this time, a prince above was so angry that he ordered to kill the pony foal with all his strength - if he can't get it, no one else can get it!
Then countless rockets shot into the big pit trap at once. Seeing this, the fat bird quickly protected the pony under his body, and used his back to resist the blazing rockets—he is the fire phoenix, so naturally he would not be afraid of these fires.
.
.
.
The big pit was ignited by raging flames, causing the surrounding area to catch fire and burn blazingly. The people who were fighting had to retreat when they saw this—it seemed that Xue Xiao Maju would not survive.Since no one can get it, there is no need to continue pestering it.
But shortly after they left, the flames suddenly and miraculously went out.
It turned out to be the hands and feet of the phoenix dancer who can manipulate flames.The danger was finally gone, and he was finally able to safely drag the pony to the ground, but some of the arrows hit him, making him uncomfortable like being stung by a bee.
Feng Wu carried the foal to the lake where he had a picnic, fetched water to wash the wound of the pony lying on the shore, and then took off her obscene clothes and tore them into strips to bandage it.
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