Fat birds are self-improvement

The next day, the carriage driver finally completed the formalities for Fat Niao to enter the palace - because the name of Fat Niao has no sense of existence in this Feng Palace, so the chief eunuch in charge of household registration in the palace received a lot of bribes from the coachman. , just reluctantly informed him to let Feng Wu enter through the side door of the palace - that side door is specially used for the lower palace people to go in and out of the palace to handle business, and it is just the place where the lower palace people live. To enter the inner palace, one has to go through a lot of trouble - the palace is so vast, it is estimated that walking for a day may not be able to reach the place where the royal family lives in the inner palace.

The reason why the carriage driver was so dedicated to serving Feng Wu was because Shang Xi threatened and lured him, if he could not successfully bring Feng Wu into the palace, he would be chased and killed by Shang Xi's men thousands of miles away.

Although the coachman finally got the entry order for Fat Niao, he is a servant of a foreign clan and cannot enter the palace of the Feng clan, so he broke up with Feng Wu at the gate of the palace, and changed into the plain clothes of the Taixue Palace. After giving the driver the rest of the food in the carriage, he entered Gongyu's side door with his schoolbag on his back.

Fortunately, on this day, many people lined up at the side door to enter the palace—because the palace was recruiting young eunuchs.

Fat Bird really wanted to squeeze in through the small door, but was criticized by the alternate eunuchs queuing up one after another, telling him to follow behind in line—it seemed that he was queuing up to be castrated.

Fat Bird followed suit.

Finally it was Feng Wu's turn, and the eunuch who was sitting behind the table to register didn't look up, and threw a bag of silver taels on the table directly, asking Feng Wu to draw a signature and name, and it was considered the money to buy his jj.

Feng Wu then signed Shang Zhu's pseudonym on the roster, and the eunuch asked him to take off his pants and wait behind.Fat Niao took the opportunity to sneak in and entered the palace by a small path.On the first day back to Feng Palace, Fat Niao embezzled a sum of money from selling jj.

After entering, at first, Feng Wu's wandering around the place where the low-class palace people lived did not cause much commotion, but it surprised many palace ladies and eunuchs who were resting in broad daylight, but the closer to the inner palace, the more guard posts, Feng Wu was finally patrolled The guards found out and escorted him to the guard post for questioning, so Feng Wu showed them the palace entry order and graduation certificate, saying that he was the prince of Feng Wu.

However, no one believed it, who told Feng Wu to dress too shabby and didn't make any statement?

So the sad fat bird was imprisoned in the sentry prison due to insufficient evidence, waiting for the next day's trial. This matter was also reported to the upper level, waiting for the chief guard to give instructions.It took a few days to report layer by layer, and Fat Niao waited in the prison for a few days, and the guards were moved to evil intentions seeing his beauty.In the middle of the night, several daring guards teamed up to lock the gate, and several of them stripped naked to play a round of sex on Fat Bird.

Fat Bird sat in the dungeon separated by the iron fence, looked at the naked people outside, and asked, "What are you going to do?"

"What to do? Of course undress! You'd better hurry up and undress like us, or you will be tortured tonight!" A guard threatened.

"Cut, they're not all men. Take it off as soon as you take it off. What's the big deal." Fat Bird followed suit and began to take off his clothes. The incomparably alluring snow-white body is almost drooling, and each of them can't wait to pounce on it immediately.

"Hmph." Fat Bird sat down on the pile of straw, smirked and said, "Since we're all naked, let's start steaming——I think you don't know what steaming is, but it's from the Western Regions protoss." The things that are beneficial to the body and mind from there will definitely make everyone ecstasy and smooth."

"Quack quack, you guys are going to make you ecstasy! You guys are going to have four dragons go through the hole!" The guard laughed lewdly.

No one noticed that the temperature in the airtight prison was gradually rising.At first, they thought it was just because they were too excited to feel hot, but when they finished taking off their clothes, they were all hot and sweating profusely.

What's going on here?Why is it so hot?The guards looked at each other, one of them wiped off his sweat, and was going to open the iron lock of the fence, but when he touched the iron lock, he was so hot that he screamed.

The temperature keeps rising! !

Fat Bird lay down leisurely, humming a little song that he made up himself.

"It's your fault, isn't it!" The guards couldn't bear the heat, and while insulting the fat bird, they wanted to open the door and go out to get some air.

Unexpectedly, because the door they locked was made of iron, it was even hotter than before, like a soldering iron!When one person went up to open the door, he was scalded and screamed, his hands were blistered!

The intense heat began to wear down the will of these people. At first they yelled and cursed at the fat bird, and even wanted to stab the fat bird with a knife, but they soon fell down on the stone floor that was not too hot due to dehydration, trying to get out of it. Get cool on the slate.

The fat bird picked up the drinking bowl and put it on the fence for those people to see. After a while, the water was bubbling! !

The room temperature is almost at boiling point!

Pfft!Pfft!Pfft!

The guards were so hot that they finally showed their prototypes—it turned out to be a few gray-feathered phoenixes, with their heads drooping dejectedly and sticking to the ground.Once the prototype appears, it means that their physical strength has been exhausted to the extreme, and it is estimated that they will not become human in the next few days.

"Quack, it's time to call it a day." Fat Bird clapped his hands, and the temperature began to drop, otherwise these gray-feathered phoenixes would almost turn into roast chickens.

Fat Bird found the keys left by the guards by the fence, then unlocked the door, and walked out wearing big underpants. He carried several malicious gray phoenixes by their necks and placed them on the flat execution platform one by one. Feng Shang had a little bit of consciousness, but he had already exhausted his physical strength and couldn't move, but when he saw Fat Niao put them on the execution platform, they were so frightened that they were so frightened.

"After all, do you want to become chicken feet with chopped peppers, braised chicken legs, five-spice chicken necks, spicy roast chicken, or stuffed duck?" Feng Wu's words sounded so gloomy, and the gray phoenixes became even more frightened. , screaming in fright.

Then Fat Bird started a small secret theater that he wrote and directed——

"Oh, Shangxi, the mountains are covered by heavy snow, we have nothing to eat, how should we survive the winter?" Fat Niao pretended to be distressed and said, holding his face.

Suddenly, he looked at the execution platform with bright eyes: "Xiao Shang! We are saved! We found a few geese that were frozen to death! Look at how fat they are! Now it's no problem to survive the heavy snow and seal the mountains!" [ It’s not that the ones died of freezing, but the ones that died of heat should be...] “Xiao Shang, go sharpen your knife, and I’ll boil a pot of water to remove the feathers and intestines. It must be a good way to eat beggar chicken! I’ve wanted to do it for a long time!” Speaking of Fat Bird, he took a razor from the rack beside him: "I once helped Shangxi wash his long-haired cat. As you know, a long-haired cat becomes a monster when it gets wet, so it's very close to me." Curious, what does a phoenix without feathers look like? Is it really the same as a white chicken?"

The gray phoenixes had already rolled their eyes and shed tears of blood.

As a result, several gray phoenixes turned into bald phoenixes under the ravages of Fat Bird.

"Sure enough, you are small. You are still clamoring about four dragons piercing holes. It is not enough to make a big pot of spicy chicken. Are you really not a vulture pretending to be a phoenix?"

Having had enough of playing, the fat bird went back into the cell by itself, locked the door and went to sleep.

The next day, Fat Bird's identity was finally confirmed and he was released.Several white chicken guards were demoted and punished because of appearance problems, but the hellish torture that happened that night, they kept their mouths shut for the rest of their lives, and it was an unforgettable scar forever.Since then, the four of them have never been able to get up again for the rest of their lives.

An unfavored house prince, what counterattack he can do when he is about to be greatly insulted——

It is to turn round x dog blood into

The secret room torture of spiritual curiosity and depression.