Fat birds are self-improvement

On the first day of class, Shang Xi threw all the homework to Fat Niao and asked Fat Niao to help him with his homework.

Fat Bird really obediently helped Xiaoshang with his homework—Taixue Palace has two major characteristics: the first is that there is too much homework, and the second is that the food is very poor. It is said that it is to hone the will of the students. Very light.

So while Shangxi pushed a lot of homework to Fat Niao, he also lured Fat Niao with the delicious snacks he brought from the Moon Clan, so that Fat Niao willingly became his special bird for homework.

In everyone's eyes, Fat Niao was crushed to death by Shang Xi on the first day he came to the academy, and he really deserves to be a poor obedient card.I heard that the fat bird was assigned to the same room as the monk Xi so that he could not die. It seems that this fat man's suffering began from then on.

Everyone cast sympathetic and watchful eyes on Fat Bird.

After a whole morning of study, all the students went to the big cafeteria of their respective branches for lunch at noon.Everyone has a fixed amount of meals - those meals are green vegetables and white rice, plus a bowl of vegetable soup, which is said to be the special penance meal of the Academy.

No matter what, Fat Bird still eats with relish, as long as he eats well, he can eat with relish.Shang Xi pouted, and said: "Fat guy, only you like to eat this kind of dog food, hey! This dog food is also rewarded to you!" As he spoke, he pushed his share of the food box to Fat Bird , and he has his own special entourage to deliver luxurious food.

Fat Bird (⊙v⊙) raised his head with rice grains on his face, watched Shangxi's attendants take out plates of delicacies from the exquisite special food box, not only swallowed his saliva.

"Want to eat?" Shang Xi looked at Fat Niao's appearance and said, this stuff really hasn't improved at all, it's still as delicious as before!

"En!" Fat Bird nodded.

"If you want to eat, please ask me!" Shang Xi crossed his legs and began to show his coercion in front of everyone.

"Please, give me something delicious~" Fat Bird (⊙o⊙) with eyes shining, stretched out his longing chubby hand to Xiao Shangxi.

Yo yo yo yo~~~Little fat guy~~~It’s so fun and so pitiful~~Shang Xi’s heart (≧▽≦) but on the surface he still has to pretend to be a bully: "Hey, this bone It's for you." Said pretending to be careless, picked out the largest chicken leg with chopsticks in the food box, and threw it into Fat Bird's bowl casually.

"Long live Xiaoshang~~" Fat Bird buried his head in excitement and started eating.

Shang Xi sneaked a peek at Fat Niao while eating casually. After two bites, he scolded his subordinates: "Is this for dogs? It's so bad! You don't want your brains anymore?! Fat guy, go get it Give me all the dog food to eat!"

As he spoke, he roughly pushed the food box towards Fat Bird.

The subordinates quickly kowtowed to apologize, and each of them had to go get new food. [Xiaoshang's subordinates have a special camp at the foot of the mountain, where there are cooks, doctors, bodyguards, maids, eunuchs, craftsmen, etc., and there is also a motorcade that comes here every month to deliver various supplies—a super luxurious accompanying team. Birds do homework for him] After dinner, Shang Xi took his new follower, Fat Bird, to fight in the wasteland. It's really beating to death, often until everyone's nose is blue and face is swollen.

As soon as Fat Bird heard that he was playing this kind of game again, he was excited, and quickly volunteered: "I'll be a power forward! I'll be a meat shield!"

"Fart! Get the hell out of the way! I'm so angry when I see you that I want to stand in front of Ben Gong! Be careful that Ben Gong can't help kicking you to death!" Shang Xi angrily pushed the jumping Fat Bird away, making Fat Bird Bird sat down on the ground and fell on his buttocks.

Shang Xi's gaze changed, and after a fleeting moment of distress, he regained his arrogance: "Let's go! Go and settle the score with the big stupid bear!"

The other attendants echoed, and the little fat bird also got up, and was about to boo with him when Shang Xi suddenly threw his schoolbag in his face: "Idiot, take care of my schoolbag! If my schoolbag has If it gets dirty, I'll chop off your hand!"

Fat bird (⊙_⊙)? ? ?Why not let him play with him?

So the little fat bird was very depressed and stood at the place designated by Shang Xi to help everyone read the schoolbags.

So he sat boredly by the broken wall, picking stones and pulling out weeds. I don't know how long it took before Shang Xi came back. Although his hair was messed up from the fight, judging from Shang Xi's demeanor, he was obviously victorious. By.Shang Xi carelessly pulled Fat Niao up: "Let's go! Go back to the dormitory! I'll settle the score with you!"

At this moment when the sun was setting, the shadows of the two of them stretched very long on the stone road. Shang Xi and Fat Niao were walking together. Seeing that the followers following Shang Xi gradually faded away, Shang Xi stopped and said to Fat Niao. : "In future fights, you will be responsible for reading your schoolbag, don't get involved!"

"But I also want to play." Fat Bird said unhappily.

"That's not a game, it's a man's war, you're not qualified yet!" Shang Xi snorted.

"Then how can you be a man?"

"When you are as powerful as I am!" Shang Xi crossed his arms, making a great and deep expression.

"Cut, Fat Chicken has long been tired of playing group fights, what's so great about it." Fat Bird also has a high profile.

"Little boy! Do you dare to sing against me?" Shang Xi reached out and squeezed his fat face, "If you don't obey, I will beat you!"

The two started fighting while talking, and chased back to the dormitory happily.

The dinner was delivered to the dormitory by Shang Xi's attendants, and it was still very luxurious. Shang Xi and Fat Niao were alone in the room, so he desperately put vegetables in his bowl, and Fatty ate up all the food as expected.

Then Shang Xi dragged Fat Niao to take a bath together in the big tub prepared by the servants. The little fat guy quickly took off his clothes, and it turned out to be white, tender and chubby. When Shang Xi wanted to give him a good pinch, he was caught. The little fat bird pushed into the water, and the two of them happily had a water fight in the big basin.

"Shang Xi, I'm done washing, I'm going to pee." Fat Bird said to Shang Xi after washing for a while.

"I'll go with you." Shang Xi crawled out of the basin naked, and led the naked fat bird to the toilet on the side.

"Xiao Shang, who are we younger than? Chickens? Chickens can shoot far, okay?" The naked fat bird had a whim.

"I'm afraid you won't succeed?" Shang Xi then compared with Fat Bird.

As expected of a fat chicken, Fei Jiji's shots were more accurate than Shang Xi's, which made Shang Xi scream in anger.

Contest pissing became one of their bedtime routines for the next three years—although both men kept tight-lipped about it as adults.

Anyway, it was the happiest night Fat Bird had ever thought he was born. [Although Xiaoshang and Xiaoshang are still sleeping on two separate beds - Fat Niao's bed is facing Shangxi's bed, this is the standard layout of a public house] ———————————————— —————————

The next day, Shang Xi suddenly thought of something.

"Fat guy, where is the jade pendant I gave you? Why don't you take it with you?"

"I thought it was too heavy, so I put it in my schoolbag." Fat Niao opened the schoolbag, and his face suddenly changed.

"What's wrong?" Shang Xi saw the change in his expression sharply.

"It's okay! (⊙_⊙)!" Fat Bird shook his head repeatedly.

Shang Xi snatched his schoolbag, and found the jade pendant that was split in two.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"You pushed me yesterday, and I ended up sitting on my schoolbag, that's it! Shang Xi's jade is definitely fake! I can't help but sit!"

"Fake your father!" Shang Xi=皮=

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Well, Fat Niao's happy study abroad life began with Shang Xi's frustrated bitter face.While working as a small follower, he was "bullied" by Shangxi, ate the luxurious "dog food" rewarded by Shangxi, wrote endless homework for Shangxi, played happily with Shangxi every day, sometimes Climb up to the roof and count the stars together, sometimes have peeing competitions together, sometimes climb trees together, sometimes fight together, sometimes get bullied by Shang Xi and break out to tease Shang Xi, sometimes go exploring in the nearby mountains together, sometimes spend the summer together Catching fireflies, sometimes stripping naked and swimming together, sometimes going crazy and having fun together...

Happy days pass by like running water, but give people the illusion that they will never change.

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We all thought that each other would not change, so we just watched your smile and lived the days of laughter every day. I really hope that time will continue like this forever. We hope that we will always go to school, but occasionally we will look forward to the future. In fact, we don’t know In reality, we are all growing up.

I don't know when we got rid of our childishness, and we don't know when our appearance changed quietly, but we still thought that each other was still the same as before.

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When Shang Xi watched the maid clean up the old clothes that couldn't fit in the room, he looked at the clothes that didn't fit long ago, and then he came back to his senses—unknowingly, he was already with the little fat guy. We have spent 15 years studying together in this academy.

Fifteen years, to the celestial beings, is just a short period of time in the thousand-year lifespan of a celestial being, but to children, it is enough for an ignorant toddler to grow into an independent teenager.

The academic system of the Academy is only 16 years.

Shang Xi felt melancholy inexplicably, in a few months, he and Fat Niao would be graduating.

Parting is imminent.

"Do you want to throw away these old clothes? Your Highness?" the maid asked Shang Xi.

"Keep it, no matter how you say these clothes represent a precious memory." A beautiful and elegant voice came from behind the maid, making the newly arrived maid immediately blushed and showed an obsessed look.

Shang Xi followed the source of the voice, all he saw was the tall and slender Yuxiu figure, but he saw that the man's hair was like a waterfall, casually scattered on the delicate moon white bathrobe, his face was peerless, That beauty can only be described as stunning, and even the scorching sun hanging in the nine heavens cannot compete with it.

"His Royal Highness Feng Wu." The maid bowed her head blushing and heart beating.

"Back off, I have something to discuss with Shang Xi." With a wave of the man's hand, he had the demeanor of a king for no reason, his tone, eyebrows, and demeanor were irresistible, and his handling was just right and gave people a sense of dignity - I don't know when he started Gradually with this kind of temperament, Shang Xi==Is it because I have been telling him to correct him all the year round and admonishing him every day on how to have the demeanor of a king? !Or did he teach the emperor's knowledge every day, so that this guy finally got the hang of it? ! !

What makes Shang Xi hateful the most is that now he is standing shoulder to shoulder with him, even taller than him! !

"All evil..." Shang Xi snorted coldly.

"Shang Xi, what's for dinner tonight?" (⊙v⊙) Er Que's expression can only appear in front of Shang Xi now.Studying with Shangxi for 15 years, apart from doing homework, at least one important skill has been learned from Shangxi——

Install b.

However, no matter how she pretends to be b in front of others, even if she becomes unparalleled in beauty, she will still be a foodie.

Shangxi-_-#

"You just know how to eat!" Shang Xi folded his arms depressedly.