Fat birds are self-improvement

Concubine Ming is very impatient now, what does it have to do with the crown prince being knocked unconscious, she only thinks about her good deed of collecting yang and nourishing yin, so she said irritably: "Shangxi, the prince doesn't follow the rules, he has his own rules and regulations to deal with it, You can handle this matter yourself, the Ai family is just a female generation, so the Ai family can't take too much care of this kind of matter." After saying that, he signaled Shang Xi to leave.

"Yes." Seeing that the excuse was useless, Shang Xi had no choice but to withdraw, but after this interruption, Feng Wu should have run away, right?All he thought about at the moment was the fat bird, so he didn't care about the prince, so he didn't care about the prince, but thought about how to find Feng Wu in the palace.

Fat Bird climbed the window and ran around in the palace garden, luckily avoiding the patrolling guards.At this moment, Shang Xi also secretly avoided the eyeliner of Concubine Ming, looking for Feng Wu's trace in the palace.

In the deep palace, there is a deserted Lenggong, which is the residence of concubines who have been demoted in the past dynasties. Because most of these concubines committed suicide here with great resentment, there are often rumors of haunting, and now it has become a deserted place. Empty room, and the place Feng Wu ran to was this haunted house.Because there is only this direction, there is no guard patrol.

It's strange to say that it was originally an empty and abandoned Lenggong, but when Feng Wu walked over, she suddenly saw dim and uncertain lights in the Lenggong, which was very miserable and infiltrating.Ordinary people would probably run away in fright, but Feng Wu didn't know that this place was a cold palace, so she walked towards the light with curiosity—on the window paper, a woman's shadow appeared, waving her sleeves gracefully, and after approaching , There was also Yiyi's singing voice, and the lyrics turned out to be a sad "hate".

What's even more weird is that in front of the closed mottled wooden door, there are still several old paper figurines piled up. The paper figurines opened their eyes wide, as if they were all looking at Feng Wu.

When Feng Wu was about to step up the steps covered with leaves, Shang Xi's call finally came from behind.

"Feng Wu! I finally caught you!" Shang Xi couldn't wait for Feng Wu to turn around, so he took Feng Wu into his arms.

"Do you know that I've been waiting for you for 20 years!" Shang Xi buried his head on his shoulder, feeling to his heart's content this unreal embrace, "Tell me this is not a dream!"

"This is not a dream, Xi'er, I really came to look for you, and I will never leave you again." Feng Wu said with downcast eyes.

"No! This must be a dream! I don't want it! I don't want to dream anymore!" Shang Xi yelled.

"Shang Xi, hurry up and find a place to cook hot pot, let's make out while eating!" Fat Bird (≧▽≦)

"This is finally not a dream." Shang Xi exhaled. [Sure enough, the fat bird with no image has the real feeling. "Actually, I have brought all the materials." Shang Xi took out a big bag from his back, and inside it were hot pot ingredients and a small fire pot. It's Shangxi, who comes prepared for everything.Because he knows that there is nothing better than eating hot pot to celebrate their meeting!

"Long live Shangxi! Hot pot anytime, anywhere is the proof of our love!" Fat Bird (⊙v⊙)

"Although this is the Leng Palace, it's a rare place where there is no Concubine Ming watching. As soon as I guessed it, I knew you would definitely run this way." Shang Xi didn't seem to notice the vision in the Leng Palace just now.Because since Shang Xi came over, the singing voice, black shadows, and candlelight all suddenly disappeared.

"There's nothing good in the house, it's all dilapidated. We'll cook hot pot here. When I become emperor, I'll make you my queen, and I'll fill you with hot pot banquets for seven days and seven nights..." Shang Xi said affectionately say.

"Shang Xi, for the past 20 years, you have been obsessed with the game of 'pretending to know nothing and participating in the tragic court struggle'?" Fat Niao said.

"Ordinary people can't contemplate the pleasures of gods." Shang Xi snorted, "Even the Lord of the Underworld is nothing more than a fool! Feng Wu, as long as the two of us work together, even the Underworld will tremble under our feet. This is the beginning of our new journey!"

"What is the Lord of the Underworld?" Fat Bird asked.

"In short, when my plan is implemented, you will naturally know who that guy is." Shang Xi clenched his fists, "I will make him repay me a hundred times for insulting me!"

It seems that Shang Xi really remembered everything that happened in the underworld.

"Hehehe~~~~" A strange laugh interrupted the conversation between the two of them. Shang Xi had just set the hot pot, and looked behind him suspiciously—the wooden door was also the place where the strange smile came from.

"Zhu Huozhao's descendants are Zhu Huozhao's descendants, hahahaha~~" The woman's strange voice came up again, with strong resentment in her tone.

"Who is Zhu Huozhao?!" Fat Niao blinked.

"It's a certain emperor from the Dayin Dynasty." Shang Xi put down the scallions, stood up and stood in front of Feng Wu: "That's right, I am the descendant of Zhu Huozhao, who are you? Don't sneak around there and play tricks! Get out if you have the guts!"

"Shang Xina looks like a female ghost..." Fat Bird (⊙_⊙)

"Don't talk bluntly!" Shang Xi turned around and glared at him.

"Hehehe~ Everyone in the Zhu family should die! Damn! Damn!" The female ghost began to curse, and the lights in the house suddenly turned on, a miserable green light, and a figure also appeared on the window lattice.

"Who the hell are you!!! Come out!" Shang Xi held up a green onion and pointed at the window, "Don't make trouble!"

The female ghost in the house let out piercing laughter at this time, and the laughter changed from one to several, as if countless people were laughing, mixed with their vicious cursing and cursing, finally, a cloud of black air broke through the door He came out and rushed towards Shang Xi.

But at this critical moment, Fat Niao squatted on the ground, snapped his fingers, and lit the fire of the hot pot.

As the flame illuminated the dark courtyard, the black air approaching Shang Xi dissipated quickly, turning into several translucent ghosts, each of whom looked like a weeping woman.

"Feng Wu, your auspicious fire has dissolved their miasma." Shang Xi exhaled, and originally wanted to continue playing the role of the mortal prince.

"The miasma is gone, you go reincarnate." Feng Wu squatted there and said to several resentful souls, "Stop obsessing about revenge, the cycle of heaven has its own definite number, even if you curse the descendants of the Zhu family, you will not be able to get relief. "

"But...we are not reconciled...after all...we finally got the chance to take revenge on the Zhu family..." A woman covered her face and wept, her eyes still fixed on Shang Xi.

"Give up, the prince in front of you is His Majesty the God Emperor who dominates the heavens. He is the true god who wants to conquer the three realms. Be careful if you pester him!" the old God Fat Niao threatened on the ground.

"Who is the God Emperor? Don't lie to us! You stinky Taoist priests don't try to dispel our resentment! We will never let the Zhu family's descendants get retribution!" The female ghosts mistook Feng Wu for exorcising ghosts Taoist.

"The Zhu family has already received their retribution. The descendants of their generation all like men. I am afraid that the Zhu family will have no descendants from now on." Shang Xi said, "How much revenge do you need to be satisfied?"

"Hmph, if we want to resolve our grievances, the only way to make everyone in the Zhu family suffer ten times as much as we did back then!"They even wanted to pounce on Shang Xi's body, but they couldn't get close to the lit range of the hot pot.

Finally, the female ghosts gave up the entanglement and retreated one after another.The hustle and bustle of the haunted house returned to calm, and Shang Xi was finally able to personally cook a pot of hot pot for Fat Bird full of his infinite lovesickness.

However, those female ghosts are old ghosts in the palace after all, and they are definitely not fuel-efficient lamps. It is because of the great god's mercy that they will not be dissipated, but they will not change their minds and fly to the west of the palace. At the side door passage in the direction of the underworld - this is the place where the royal family secretly leave the palace, and its position is also a place that attracts ghosts and ghosts.Although these female ghosts cannot leave the imperial palace, they can float to wander in the ghost world without the stone statue of suppressing evil.

Coincidentally, at this time, a sedan chair was being quietly carried in by several palace servants, and the person inside was Zhu Shanglin, the prince who was unconscious. When entering the palace, the female ghosts sensed the bloodline carried by Zhu Shanglin, gradually moved closer to the sedan chair, and got into it.

"The heir of the Zhu family! Hahaha... The Zhu family deserves to be cursed!" The female ghosts surrounded Zhu Shanglin, and they all eagerly penetrated into his seven orifices.Before long, Zhu Shanglin, who was just a puppet with a shallow soul and a mere puppet who was manipulated by the Lord of the Underworld to torture Shangxi at will, was killed in this way.

And the eunuchs, who didn't know anything, were still hurrying to the palace with their sedan chairs.

Probably because they felt that it was too easy to succeed, the female ghosts were encouraged. They got Zhu Shanglin's yang energy and became stronger. After flying out of the sedan chair, they flew to the residence of the concubine Ming who was full of yin energy, laughing and shouting To seize the body of Concubine Ming, the most beloved concubine, and return to the world to enjoy the glory and wealth.

Unexpectedly, when they got into Concubine Ming's room, they met Concubine Ming who was furious because of Feng Wu's disappearance.

"Even you evil spirits dare to act presumptuously in front of Aijia!" Mingji stretched out her five fingers, and all those resentful souls who didn't know the depth were firmly grasped by her, and they were crushed in a moment. There was no more dross left.

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Just when Concubine Ming was furious, Shang Xi spread the Chinese robe on the stone slab and enjoyed the intoxicating pleasure with Feng Wu. The reunion only obtained in 20 years turned into the sweetest pleasure at this moment, but something unexpected happened...

When they finally reached the peak of intertwined fingers, Shang Xi's figure suddenly crooked, lying there motionless.

Feng Wu tried to test it with her hands, but there was no breath at all.

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"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Fat Bird (⊙o⊙)!

Sure enough, a mortal body cannot bear the joy of God.

[Sure enough, even if the fat bird is h, all kinds of unexpected situations will happen.