Fat birds are self-improvement

Fengdu was besieged, and the spirit-locking barrier was placed within a thousand miles, making the sky above Fengdu obscure, like night all day long.

Feng Wu finally returned to the court, directed the overall situation in person, and finally comforted the chaotic Fengdu people.However, even if Feng Wu breaks through the barrier and returns to the city, she still faces the problem of saving [-] people in Fengdu.The officials in the court debated endlessly, some advocated surrender, and some advocated fighting to the end.

However, Feng Wu just remained silent, as if intending to wait and see what happened.An impatient minister couldn't stand Feng Wu's attitude, and openly questioned Feng Wu's attitude in the court, but was knocked down by Feng Wu's phoenix fire.

"It's hard for a person who can't hold his breath to achieve great things, and I will make my own decisions." Feng Wu assumed the posture of an emperor.

In fact, Fat Bird is just waiting for news from Shang Xi.

At this moment, Shang Xi is lurking in the camp of the Moon Clan.He is naturally very familiar with everything about the Moon Clan military camp, and sneaking into it is a breeze.He pretended to be an ordinary soldier and observed secretly for a few days—as expected, everyone believed in the fake Shang Xi.But the fake Shangxi has never stepped out of his big camp tent since he came to the Feng Clan, and it is absolutely impossible for low-level soldiers to approach the king's camp, so he is thinking about how to get closer.

To Shang Xi's surprise, the fake Shang Xi blatantly brought a male favorite with him.Although Shang Xi has concubines in the harem, they are all political marriages. He is also extremely indifferent to those concubines on weekdays. Beloved, keep it with you at all times, everyone in the Moon Clan knows about it, and Shang Xi is very angry.

So Shang Xi focused all his eyes on that male favorite——Langqing, a man from a remote area of ​​the heavens, who was extremely favored by the "Moon Emperor" because of his incomparable beauty. In the chat between them, Langqing had already been rumored to be very popular. It was said that he was unparalleled in singing and dancing, and his appearance was ten times more beautiful than Feng Wu.

When Shang Xi heard their discussion, he kicked over the cooking stove involuntarily [It is said that he was pretending to be a cook, don’t ask me why Shang Xi is so good at cooking, you know]—someone dared to claim that he was better than Fat Bird Still beautiful!Unforgivable! !

Shang Xi, who was planning to lurk for a few more days, could no longer hold back, and immediately started preparing to sneak into Wang's camp. 【You're just doing it to get angry! 】That night, the Moon Emperor still wanted to throw a big feast and drink with his male pet, but the chef suddenly fell ill.In order to prepare a banquet that satisfies the Moon Emperor, the cook camp temporarily selects the head cook, naturally to compete in cooking skills.

As for how the chef fell ill, it is said that he suddenly caught a cold - the military doctor said that the chef's symptoms were like soaking in cold water for seven days and seven nights, but the poor chef only said that he just went to the latrine without clothes , I don't know where such a cold air comes from the territory of the Feng Clan. [Shang Xi sneers] In fact, some of the meals that Fat Niao eats on weekdays are cooked by Shang Xi himself. When he is free and bored, he concentrates on studying recipes. In recent years, his cooking skills have become more and more sophisticated. After bringing out the housekeeping dishes one after another, without any suspense, Shang Xi became the best candidate to act as head cook.

Eunuch An, the eunuch who came to supervise, also heaved a sigh of relief, patted Shang Xi on the shoulder with his fly whisk and said, "Shang Yi, I didn't expect you, a young man, to be so skilled. If you make arrangements and do things with your heart, you will have a bright future in the future."

"Yes, the young one must respect the teachings of the father-in-law, and will never forget the kindness of the father-in-law." Shang Xi lowered his head and lowered his voice: "Elder-in-law, there are still some things I want to ask the father-in-law..."

When Mr. An saw what Shang Xi said, he knew it well, thought that Shang Xi wanted to bribe him, so he smiled and said: "It's easy to say." Then he dismissed the other people in the cook camp, saying that he had something to tell Shang Xi.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Shang Xi saw the others walking away, he immediately stepped forward and grabbed Eunuch An by the collar, and said with a sneer, "An Fu, you have grown up, and now you are on top of me!"

This Eunuch An served Shang Xi all the year round, and he was terrified by Shang Xi long ago, but now he didn't even care about doubts, and immediately knelt down for Shang Xi, trembling all over.

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Yellow chicken camp.

"Young Master Yue, how many teenagers do you want to sleep with tonight?" The attendant tremblingly asked the nemesis of the Yellow Rooster Clan in front of him - the super big cat who was unwilling to turn back into a human body again.

"Come seven or eight." Big Meow God yawned, "Just enough fat and round." If you don't play with the little yellow chickens, you will be struck by lightning—— Big Meow's big eyes are full of threats.

So, Big Miao continued to live a happy life of playing with the chubby yellow chickens every day-the greedy Big Miao must play with seven fat yellow chickens at a time to be satisfied.

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Shang Xi successfully restrained Mr. An and got his badge.As night approached, the entire cook camp got busy and began to prepare a sumptuous dinner—those expensive delicacies were enough for a hundred people to eat and drink, but all of them were prepared for the king and his male pet. All the delicacies were placed in the tent for Langqing to watch—the love for Langqing has reached the point where it cannot be added.

But Shang Xi pretended to direct everyone to cook, and while everyone was in a hurry, he quietly sneaked into the eunuch's camp with his waist card, changed his clothes again, and changed into the eunuch's clothes for serving food, and sneaked into the camp.

The rules and passwords in this military camp, and even the layout of the formation were finalized by Shang Xi back then, so naturally he was able to get in like a duck to water—he once again lamented that he was a diligent king. Can't touch it anywhere?However, he is clear about the military deployment of the Feng Clan, because the lazy fat bird often packs top-secret memorials to the Moon Clan for him to help correct.

In fact, there is no need for the Feng Clan to attack at all. =w= This is a secret that only Shang Xi knows—Feng Clan’s finances, military politics, including the appointment and dismissal of officials are all controlled by Shang Xi, and he is the shadow emperor behind the entire Feng Clan!Fat Bird is just a puppet!

Thinking of this, Shang Xi felt a sense of arrogance and accomplishment spontaneously. [But Fat Niao just thinks that Shang Xi is a fool who works for free and also gives him delicious food. Whenever he thinks of Yue Huang being played by him in the palm of his hand, Fat Niao also has a domineering and a sense of accomplishment spontaneously. 】At this time, he had already entered the luxurious Moon Emperor's camp with his attendants. When the curtain was lifted, Shang Xi was stunned by the scene inside.

Extravagance beyond measure!Even if Shang Xi himself is not stingy about Fat Bird's extravagance and waste, at this moment he feels ashamed that a tent can be furnished so luxuriously!The money!These decorations!They should all belong to Fat Bird! ! 【What are you thinking】Looking at the glittering golden luxury tent, Shang Xi complained again.

When the maids opened the crystal curtain like a water curtain, what Shang Xi saw was a man exactly like himself reclining on the throne, holding a wine glass, leaning against a slender young man wearing a veil, the long man in front of them The table is full of delicacies, and the maids on both sides are playing soft music.

But this scene of enjoying himself came to an abrupt end after Shang Xi entered.

The male pet whispered a few words in the false Shangxi's ear, and the false Moon Emperor sneered mysteriously, and then ordered everyone to go out.

Only Shang Xi didn't move, obviously, he was recognized.

But he was not afraid at all. After everyone left, he simply tore off the human skin mask on his face and looked directly at the two people on the throne.

"Shang Xi, you were able to break through the Skynet and return to the Heaven Realm. I have to say that you are indeed capable." The fake Shang Xi's voice was exactly the same as Shang Xi's, and his movements were even more similar.

"Should I also praise your ability to make waves?" Shang Xi said coldly.

Those two people finally stood up - the aura of the ancient gods on them also began to disperse, Shang Xi narrowed his eyes slightly - the two people could hide their aura so perfectly, it shows that one of them is the one of the ancient gods Earth God, an invisible god who can change any shape, had already suspected that this guy was playing tricks as early as he knew that he was being replaced by an impostor.

And that male favorite named Lang Qing, with the veil slowly falling off his face, is indeed unparalleled, but his lips are green, and his lower body is also exposed, which turned out to be a huge snake tail.

"I am Langqing, the wood god, one of the six ancient gods." The male pet reported himself, "And next to me is the earth god Qianxing. Ice god Shangxi, we do not plan to join forces with you, you step into this place , is a dead end, this time you won't even be left with the chance of resurrection!"

Even though Shang Xi possessed supreme psychic power, he was instantly suppressed by two forces of equal strength—although he was sure to deal with the Earth God, he never imagined that there were actually two ancient gods hidden here! !The strange power of the Earth God has perfectly wiped out their divine aura!

As early as in ancient times, when the six gods fought each other, an iron law had been established at that time - the strength of the six gods was evenly matched, as long as one person was singled out, he would die, and there was no possibility of recovery!

For the first time in his life, Shang Xi felt a crisis.

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"The God of Fire Zhu Ming, the God of Ice Shangxi, and the God of Thunder Killing Zun." The Emperor of Heaven gracefully turned over the jade plaques on the jade table in the Heavenly Palace, "Although they return to the heaven, it is absolutely impossible for Shangxi alone to escape from the hands of the two gods of earth and wood. Survived, Thunder God is just a baby, nothing to be afraid of, as for Vulcan...hehehe...Even though it is an odd number among the six gods, it cannot escape the law of reincarnation, today, it is fitting that the three gods fall!"

"I hope everything goes smoothly as you said." On the jade table stood a head with white hair and silver eyes, and that head was talking to the Emperor of Heaven indifferently.