Fat birds are self-improvement

Fenghuang smiled slightly, raised his glass and said: "Your Highness Shang is very right, I will do it first to respect." Then he drank the fine wine in the crystal glass.Seeing this, Eunuch Fu worriedly called out "Your Majesty", but seeing Feng Huang glaring at him, he dared not say anything more.

It turns out that Feng Huang's body is already extremely weak, and he can't drink recklessly like this on weekdays. Sure enough, when he drank a glass of wine, his beautiful cheeks flushed, and he gently wiped the wine drops from the corner of his mouth with his fingertips. impulse.

The wine was so strong that it made him dizzy for a while.

Seeing him making a toast, Shang Xi picked up a glass that was too big for him and drank it all in one gulp. Feng Huang's toast was obviously to test him, he couldn't lose his manners on such an important occasion.

Seeing Shang Xi serving the wine, Eunuch Fu stuffed a large glass of wine into Fat Niao's hands with malicious intentions: "His Royal Highness Feng Wu, would you like to offer a glass of wine to His Highness Shang?"

"Okay!" Fat Niao held the wine glass with two chubby little hands, imitating Fenghuang's appearance and raised it to Shang Xi: "Xiao Shang, I will do it first as a respect."

After finishing speaking, he put the wine glass to his mouth and took a big gulp.

"It's so spicy!" Fat Bird stuck out his tongue and said, he didn't want to drink any more after drinking half of the wine.

"Your Highness, you must finish drinking, otherwise it will be rude to His Highness Shang." Eunuch Fu reminded bitterly, and he even stretched out his hand directly to forcefully pour the wine into Fat Bird's beak.

"I'll drink it for him!" Shang Xi put down his wine glass, and was about to grab it, but Fat Niao hiccupped and spit out a ball of fire—the fire in his stomach met the wine, like pouring on the fire. It's oily, so it looks like performing fire-breathing juggling.

"Hic! So interesting!" Fat Bird (⊙v⊙)

"Little monster!" Shang Xi (⊙_⊙), what the hell is this guy!

"Feng Wu, don't be rude." Feng Huang didn't care much about Fat Niao's tricks, but instead reminded him to pay attention to etiquette.

"Huh?" Feng Wu didn't understand what triggering etiquette is. After he spit out his anger, he looked down at the officials who looked at him with strange eyes. He felt light and comfortable—the wine he had just drank began to come up. up!

Fat Niao gulped down the rest of the wine, and the feeling of lightness increased even more - Fat Niao seemed to be drunk.

Shang Xi saw that the fat bird drank the wine, so he drank it himself - he had been to the wine market at a young age, so he didn't pay much attention to this kind of wine, but it seemed that the fat guy was drinking for the first time. The look of drinking.

After drinking the first cup of gift wine, Fenghuang leaned on the throne, thinking about discussing the relationship between the two countries - his posture seemed lazy, but in fact he was weak and weak. It was hard work to be able to sit like this, just now It would not be an exaggeration to say that that glass of wine cost him half his life.

Even so, Fenghuang still gritted his teeth and held on, his self-esteem did not allow him to fall—even if he died, he would never show weakness in the slightest.

Unexpectedly, just when Fenghuang was about to speak, the little fat bird, who was drunk so drunk, suddenly stood up, opened his mouth, and spewed out a ball of flame.

Shang Xi was stunned - what is this guy going to do? !

"Everyone!!!!" Fat Bird~(≧▽≦)/~raised his arms to the silent ministers in the audience, "Let's have dinner together! Don't stand around stupidly! Let's eat! Let's eat!" Let’s go! What’s a big feast if you don’t eat!”

"Huh?" Shang Xi tilted his head and looked at this bold fat guy.

But Fenghuang had blue veins on his forehead, and he almost shouted: "Feng Wu!"

"What?" Fat Bird turned his head with a smile on his face, and faced Fenghuang with an idiot smile.

Fenghuang clenched his fingers tightly, and didn't know what to say for a while, Eunuch Fu quickly grabbed Fat Niao: "Your Highness, you are drunk, go back with this old slave!"—Go back and see how he punishes this bastard!How dare you annoy the Holy Majesty—one hundred and eight kinds of punishments in the black prison are waiting to serve him!

"No! I want to eat before leaving! Xiaoshang promised me! There are a lot of delicious food here!" Little Fat Bird said reluctantly.

Seeing his resistance, Mr. Fu grabbed Feng Wu's arm and secretly tried hard to take the fat bird away by force.

"Don't do this to me!" Fat Niao suddenly threw Eunuch Fu over his shoulder. His small body was so powerful that he threw Eunuch Fu off the high platform.Eunuch Fu was thrown and rolled a few times, and finally stopped rolling his eyes.

Then Shang Xi (⊙_⊙) watched Fat Bird suddenly turn to face him, showing a hey smile: "Everyone!!! The hell dinner has begun!! Let's tell the great joke about kiwis together! This world belongs to Kiwi balls!"

Drunk fat bird, which is equal to

Chamber mania attack.

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Fat Bird woke up from a hangover and found himself in a dark prison.

Fat Bird with a dazed face had no idea how chaotic the banquet last night was.

He tried hard (⊙_⊙) to think and think and think, only some scattered and broken memories remained in his dazed head.

In fact, Fat Bird stayed at the banquet for several hours last night—Fenghuang finally couldn't help vomiting blood after Eunuch Fu was thrown out, and was quietly helped down, without Fenghuang sitting in charge, Eunuch Fu stopped cooking again, and the hall was completely in chaos.

All the guards who came up to try to stop Fat Niao were forced back by Fat Niao with high-temperature flames. In the end, even Shang Xi joined the battle to defend the throne with great playfulness. Suddenly, Fat Bird threw a big fireball from his fingers towards the door, and said with his arms akimbo: "Everyone will stay here tonight! Come with me! Play! Otherwise, you will all cook Chicken! Quack quack quack quack quack!!!"

"It's so shameful! Your Highness Feng Wu!" A military officer finally couldn't help but violently tried to suppress the fat bird with spiritual power.

"Shang Xi! Let's give him a shot!" Fat Niao ordered Shang Xi.

"What are you going to do?!" Shang Xi was still a child after all, so he also found it extremely interesting.He didn't expect this fat guy to be so wild, just to his taste!

Fat Bird suddenly took off his pants, and pointed his fat and tender butt at the general who was about to pounce on him.

Shang Xi's jaw almost fell to the ground! !What did he see! ! !

Soaring Flame Fart Explosion! ! !Enhanced level! !Because of drinking wine as fuel! !

(⊙o⊙) ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!

Shang Xi collapsed orz.

"Quack quack quack quack quack quack! Idiots!! Listen to me! This is what I've been thinking about for nights! How to sit on super hot balls without burning your ass is a great strategy !!!" Fat Bird started laughing wildly after farting, "That's it!! Use high heat to deal with high fever!! As long as you can release such a hot butt! You won't be scalded by the same high-heat balls!! You understand What!!"

The fat bird announced loudly the scientific research results he had researched in the ice cave.

The imperial physician who was silently stealing food below was choked.

It seems that the mystery of His Majesty's butt burning has been solved.

The imperial physician showed an inscrutable expression.

After making a fuss, Fat Bird, who finally fell asleep, was taken down and locked up in the dungeon.