Fat birds are self-improvement

Feng Wu is about to go on a personal expedition. Although the concubines in the harem were frightened by Feng Wu, after all, they hope to earn a lot of Feng Wu's favor. Fortunately, this harem is safe and sound, but even if the concubine is about to go out, Feng Wu has no intention of summoning any concubines. .It made everyone's hearts burn like fire.

In such an evenly matched situation, the concubine and concubine could only form cliques and fight each other to pass the time.Now the harem is divided into three parts, one is the aristocratic faction headed by Meng Ying and represents the power of the great aristocracy, the other is the struggling faction headed by Fengji and represents the newcomers, and the other is the male concubine headed by Yue Xiaomiao who will never be in the state group.

Because the grievances are too deep, they always look for an opportunity to fight.Therefore, the annual female celebrity competition in the harem has become a stage for them to gear up and fight.But this year, due to the emperor's personal conquest, the female celebrity competition has been revised and turned into a culinary competition.

Before the expedition, in order to appease the harem, Feng Wu personally attended and judged the harem event.In fact, he came to eat.

Together with several other noble concubines, Meng Ying carefully cooked a triumphant set of dishes to pray for Feng Wu, but Feng Ji secretly tampered with it and asked a court lady to fill the set of dishes with peppers when no one was prepared. The little eunuch who was taking the food test fainted so hotly that Meng Ying was horrified when she saw this, she was immediately accused by Yuan Gonggong of having misbehavior, she was dragged out, and temporarily shut herself up to think about her mistakes.

Concubine Peach came out to show off again. She took the opportunity to make a peach fairy product by herself, but when she was proudly serving the dish, she was tripped by Feng Ji deliberately and quietly, and the food spilled all over the floor. She prepared this dish all day and night , it seems too late to redo.She was so angry that she almost cried to death, because she ruined the festive atmosphere at the scene, and was also dragged away.

Yue Xiaomiao made a grilled fish, and Fengji used the technique of manipulating fire to ignite the flames, and the fish was all scorched.

After such a commotion, no one dared to come forward to show Feng Wuyi's talent.

Hence, Feng Ji proudly stood out.

Fat Bird (⊙_⊙) looked at her, he saw all the bad things she did just now, this scoundrel Feng Ji, he didn't even eat a single dish!

"Feng Ji, I want to see what tricks you can do." Feng Wu snorted coldly.

Feng Ji smiled and said: "Your Majesty, don't worry, my concubine is practicing cooking hard now, and she will definitely cook delicacies. Let those women who are not good at cooking see what real cooking is!"

Seeing Fengji clapping her hands, her subordinates brought the exquisite cooking utensils.Feng Ji said deeply: "The real cooking skill does not lie in using complicated dishes or expensive ingredients, but in reflecting the true taste of food in ordinary dishes! What I want to do today is to go through Created an infinitely sublimated 'a bright moon reflecting a jade belt'."

"What is a bright moon reflecting jade belt?" Fat Bird (⊙o⊙) sounds like an imposing name!

"Scramble whole eggs with potatoes." Xiao Ma interjected. He went to the back to look at it just now, and he confirmed that it was this heavenly nc dish.

I saw that Feng Ji cracked an egg first, and then threw it into the air. It must be said that the throw was more than a dozen times high. Then she used her fire power, and her luck caused a big fire, which burned all over the sky, just to cook that egg , and then threw the potatoes into the air, cut them into strips with the aura of the phoenix halberd blade, and then used the phoenix halberd dancing technique to catch all the potatoes and eggs burning in mid-air with a plate in hand. From the visual point of view , It was indeed wonderful, but what was sent to Feng Wu was some raw, some scorched and terrible dishes.

"Fengji," Fat Niao glanced at her, "You know that potatoes need to be peeled before they can be eaten, right? You also need to add oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, right?"

"Anyway, I was the only one who finished the competition this time, so I won!" Feng Ji was not at all ashamed of her hell cooking skills.

"Okay then, I will reward you with this prize, come on." Feng Wu ordered.

Eunuch Yuan took a gift box from the eunuch and handed it to Feng Ji.

"Feng Ji, I ordered you to take up the position of the harem temporarily after I left the palace. This token is the proof I gave you!" Feng Wu said solemnly.

Feng Ji received the gift box, triumphantly.

Then the fat bird left.Surrounded by the concubines of the harem, Feng Ji opened the gift box to show off, and saw a pure gold cucumber inside.

"Your Majesty..." Feng Ji = dish = "What does this mean?"

"Beat the treacherous concubine at the top, and beat the evil slave at the bottom." Fat Niao said righteously.

"Then why is it shaped like a cucumber... Shouldn't it be Shangfang's sword..." Fengji = dish =

Fat Bird (⊙v⊙)

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In other words, Feng Xue pursued for dozens of days, but after all, she failed to catch up with Feng Lin's unpredictable carriage. In the end, Feng Lin was still sent to the Moon Palace.

Feng Lin was already prepared for all kinds of torture. When he entered the harem, he was pointed out by the people in the moon palace without any accident.He tried not to think about what those people would say behind his back, he just wanted to be alone and quiet.

The Moon Emperor never showed up.He is also very quiet in the harem.People gradually got used to him, treating him like a decoration with a cold attitude.However, the pressure in Feng Lin's heart increased day by day.

Here, there is no Fengxue, no kind maids... no... people who respect her...

The yearning for Feng Xue increased day by day, and gradually this yearning turned into resentment.

Fengxue!You useless bastard!Incompetent goods!Over the years, where have you accomplished anything? !You didn't even have the slightest effect on my brother being killed! !

Feng Lin finally raised his head from the daily tears, his eyes shone with hatred.

All right!Since you pushed me into this pit of fire, I, Feng Lin, will be reborn from the ashes! !

In this moon palace, no one is more noble and powerful than the Moon Emperor.Since he doesn't come to find me, then I will find him!Feng Lin's heart suddenly darkened, and he was determined to open up his own piece of heaven in this moon palace!

Shang Xi never imagined that one day when he was boringly designing new clothes for Fat Bird in the dew pavilion of the imperial garden, a charming veiled dancer in a navel dress came to him while holding a pipa, playing and singing. dance in front of him.

When the breeze blew off his veil, a face similar to Feng Wu was revealed just now—it was the beautiful and slender Feng Lin.

However, Shang Xi just glanced at him and continued to paint, not paying attention to him at all!Fenglin=dish=

Another day, Shang Xi was lying on the hammock in Linshuixuan, eating melon seeds boredly, but unexpectedly there was a quiet flute sound outside the window, and I saw a small boat sailing on the water, Feng Lin in white clothes curled up on the prow Blowing the flute, all kinds of amorous feelings in the eyebrows and eyes sprinkled on Shangxi, and then he recited another poem, sighing.

"What's the noise at noon?" Shang Xi (ˇˇ) dismissed it.

Feng Lin was completely desperate!What type does the Moon Emperor like this time? !Enchanting don't like it!Qing Ya doesn't like it either!Could it be that he likes being xed by others! ! [Unintentionally hit the truth] "Master Feng Lin, you are too stubborn to listen to the old slave's persuasion." The eunuch behind him said, "Actually, His Majesty likes fat beauties the most, you are too thin. "The eunuch's so-called fat refers to the original shape of the fat bird. Everyone in the Moon Palace has seen it—the magnificent scene of the magnificent giant landing on the big square.

Feng Lin gritted her teeth: "Well, as long as I can achieve my goal, I am willing to do anything!"

A few months later, when Fengxue finally sneaked into the palace and got close to the palace where Fenglin lived, he found a chubby green phoenix in the bedroom!

"Huh? Feng said [Snow] was you, um, you can take Sufu here, I think you can stay here too if you eat and drink well every day." Dun'er Green Phoenix lay decadent on the bed, with one wing still He was taking the marshmallows from the big glazed plate beside him and putting them into his mouth, and his two fat cheeks were moving.

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!" Feng Xue collapsed.

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In short, on the side of the Feng Clan, the Royal Conquest has already begun.

Wearing a flame armor, Feng Wu rode majesticly on a snow horse, leading the army raised by General Lan Sheng out of the city, and was warmly welcomed by the people along the way. Although this battle has not yet started, Feng Wu, as a generation of Mingjun His image has gradually been established, and his courage is being recognized by the public.

Xiao Ma was even more excited, striding forward with his head held high, thinking of his heroic appearance on the battlefield, he could laugh out loud in the middle of the night.And as a horse guard, who usually accompanied Feng Wu in human form, he even received many confessions and gifts from men and women before he set off for the expedition.

General Lan Sheng served as the commander-in-chief of the army. In order to stabilize the rear, King Zhu Xun stayed in the capital.He knows the serious situation of this war better than anyone else: in terms of military strength, their number is far from being comparable to that of the Five Colors Clan with [-] troops, not to mention that the Five Colors Clan joined hands with the Feng Clan's old enemy, the Heavenly Snake Clan, just now. This is undoubtedly like a tiger with wings added. On our side, only generals with absolute talents can create miracles in war.

So he used some veteran subordinates who had followed him for many years and promoted some outstanding newcomers, but these were not enough. They also needed a talented military division who could strategize, but looking at the capital, he could not find such a suitable one. Candidates!

With deep worry, Lan Sheng followed Feng Wu on his beloved horse Chi Yan.

Chi Yan is a loyal pure-blooded BMW who has followed Lan Sheng from birth to death for many years. He is tall, red as blood, and can understand human nature. He has saved his master from danger many times. Yan is his most precious follower and possession.

When Xiao Ma was walking in front of Chi Yan, Xiao Ma suddenly turned his head and sneered at the big red horse Chi Yan behind him: How amazing is it to understand human nature?hum!I can also speak human language!Just watch, after this battle, I will be more famous than you!

Chi Yan seemed to understand the pony's taunt, and there was unwilling hostility in his eyes.

As soon as the two horses were out of town, they raced like crazy.