Fat birds are self-improvement

Shang Xi sneered coldly, "Hey!It's a big fat bird], I knew you would come up with this trick, do I, Shangxi, seem to be the one who would be ripped off by you at the enthronement ceremony?

Therefore, Shang Xi's inscrutable expression showed that he was already prepared.He snapped his fingers at the eunuch next to him, and immediately, the eunuch walked to the front and began to read aloud: "Today the Moon Emperor is enthroned, and the patriarchs of all clans are welcome, and the king of the Feng clan is invited to sit down."

It is obvious that this has been arranged long ago. A large area of ​​the Moon Clan Palace Square that has been vacant has been processed overnight to build a huge mysterious building. When the big phoenix sat on the mysterious stone platform, everyone understood, It turned out that the ten-foot-high stone platform turned out to be——

Fat Phoenix's dining table! ! !

Then, Fat Bird enjoyed a large VIP meal.

In order to entertain Feng Wu, a large-scale mechanical food transmission mechanism was also specially prepared-these were all designed by Ling Ziyue, a talented young man in the 21st century.

Undoubtedly, this special large reception banquet showed the astonishing strength and financial resources of the Moon Clan, but everyone thought: =皮= Is this the enthronement ceremony of the Moon Emperor or the reception banquet of the fat phoenix?Moon Emperor, you are so foolish! !What you are doing is using a country to pamper that fat phoenix! ! !

That fat phoenix as a large pet is really consuming manpower, material and financial resources! !

Of course, as the king of a country, the first diplomatic impression that Feng Wu left on the Moon Clan was that of such an unreliable, fat, fat Phoenix.

Everyone understands that Moon Emperor Shangxi values ​​taste!

[Shang Xi picks his nose——I will unify the Three Realms in the future, and use the financial resources of the Three Realms to feed and drink Fat Phoenix, hum! 】After eating and drinking hard in front of all the civil and military officials of the Moon Clan, seeing that the sky was getting dark, the fat bird waved its wings at Shang Xi, and flew back to its own Feng Clan.

Finally, the hungry and half-starved officials of the Feng clan welcomed their missing emperor. When Feng Wu took human form again and put on the royal robe, the grand royal dinner officially began! !

Fat Bird really managed to eat two meals in a row! !How shameless.

Anyway, the new life of Emperor Fat Bird has begun.

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After eating and drinking until late at night, Fat Bird was finally able to rest.He took a nice bath and went to bed—thanks to his frail father who modified the early court system so that he could sleep in late.Lying on the big bed exclusive to Fenghuang, Fat Niao slept very soundly.

The next day, because he ate too much on the first day, Fat Bird got up in the morning and went to the luxurious royal toilet first. While sitting on the toilet, he suddenly thought of Feng Xue.

(⊙_⊙)

It seems that I forgot about those people last night...

So he asked Eunuch Yuan, and Eunuch Yuan told Fat Niao that when the little eunuch went to clean the hut in the main hall last night, a few masked people suddenly appeared inside and fled, because Fat Niao had already fallen asleep at that time, so there was no alarm he.

Although Feng Xue ran away, Fat Niao thought, now Feng Xue and his own beams seem to be getting deeper... Whatever, he can't beat him anyway.

So he continued to hum happily.

The fact is just as Feng Wu expected, ever since she was inexplicably locked in the toilet, Feng Xue wanted to kill Feng Wu alive, but she didn't know what kind of trick Feng Wu used to make them lose a piece of memory for an instant, so she had to Instead of going back home temporarily, I want to assassinate another plan.

The emperor, he hadn't been assassinated a few times, and he was too embarrassed to tell people that he was in this business.So Fat Bird is not worried at all.

Finally, the freshly washed Fat Niao put on the traditional purple imperial robe of the Feng clan, and came to the main hall to preside over the court—since Feng Chuao fell ill, such a grand court has rarely been seen.Since it was the first day for the new emperor to go to court, the officials were also very solemn, and the fat bird sat on the throne, and the ministers followed suit one after another.

In fact, in this era when the bureaucracy of the Feng clan was already very developed and perfected, the emperor didn't handle many matters personally, unless the emperor was as diligent as Feng Chuao to the point of nervousness, he had to personally intervene in everything.And in order to keep the government of the next generation of emperors in order as before, Feng Chuao began to build a more perfect administrative organization before he lost his memory. He selected seven extremely talented people to serve as prime ministers. Restrict and cooperate, improve administrative efficiency. In short, with these institutions continuing to operate, it is absolutely possible to govern the country efficiently even if the emperor is a faint king.

The so-called Shang Dynasty is just going through the motions, allowing the emperor to supervise all officials, maintain the balance of power, and control power.However, for Fat Niao at this moment, despite the foundation laid by Feng Chuao, he had to face a big problem unanimously reported by all the officials on the first day of the court: the five-color family rebelled at the border, and the army had already assembled. Refers to Kyoto.

This is Feng Wu's first test after ascension to the throne. Whether he is a wise king or a faint king will be manifested through his first official imperial decree.

Regarding the issue of rebellion, the ministers of the DPRK and China were divided into two factions, one faction advocated war, and the other faction advocated peace.

The main fighter believes that the chaos of the five-color family will shake the prestige of the country, and if it is not eliminated, it will become a serious disaster!

But the peace advocates believed that the five-color family was coming in a menacing manner, and after several turbulences in the capital, the financial resources and military strength are now very scarce. The five-color family has planned for a long time. Take the long view.

Judging from the debates between the two sides, it seems that it is safer to seek peace, and of course Feng Wu also knew from the Minister of Finance that the current treasury is indeed in short supply, because the land occupied by the five-color family is where the Feng family is extremely rich and the source of national finances. Many years ago, he had manipulated the country's economic lifeline and controlled the supply to the national treasury. This problem has existed since the last generation of Feng Huang, so several generations of Feng Huang did not dare to easily touch the five-color family.Now the five-color family has rebelled and cut off the supply of taxes and food to the central government. Therefore, the treasury has had operational problems since a few months ago.

It seems that the empress dowager and the five-color family are domineering, and indeed they have a lot of capital.

Sure enough, there are many problems in being the Phoenix Emperor.

After the debate, the ministers looked expectantly at the handsome emperor who was meditating on the throne. Looking at Feng Wu like this, even the two gangs of ministers who wanted to pinch each other just now lost their minds, and the debate ended.

Feng Wu pondered for a moment, then said: "The foundation of the country relies on the contribution of the vast territory of the Wuse family in the southeast. This is a problem left over for many years and cannot be solved for a while, but the Wuse family is aggressive and arrogance to seize power. If I give in, I will let them make progress , If peace cannot be achieved, it will cause loss of hearts, and give the five-color family an opportunity to further invade - in the face of a strong enemy, you must not retreat, retreat is death! Therefore, I want to issue an order to recruit troops and convene the capital People and horses, let me lead the conquest! I am the Phoenix Emperor, if I can't defend the Phoenix Clan, take the lead and maintain the peace of the Phoenix Clan, I should die in battle!"

When the ministers heard the words, they were very infected. Several generals stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty is ambitious and passionate! I will follow you to the death!"

Everyone was excited for a while.

However, there were also those thoughtful civil servants who came out to stop him:

"Your Majesty!! Please think twice!! Although Your Majesty's heart is as bright as the sun and the moon! But Your Majesty has just ascended the throne, the political situation is still unstable, and His Majesty has no heirs. The country is in ruins, so Your Majesty cannot act rashly like this! See, the battle is about to start, your majesty is calm about the matter of the imperial conquest!"

Feng Wu said awe-inspiringly: "If everyone is as fearful as you are, then wait for the five-color family to drive straight in and get the heads of everyone! I, Feng Wu, is the Phoenix Emperor, and you have no joke! If I don't give it a go, how can I expect thousands of children to join my army? How can I let the people in the rebellious land regain their confidence in the king? I am the emperor, so I have to set an example for the Feng clan ! If your remarks just now appear again, it will shake the morale of the rebellious army! Kill without pardon!"

The emperor's aura immediately frightened the officials, and the officials knelt down one after another, and said loudly: "I swear to be loyal to Your Majesty to the death! Follow forever!"

Feng Wu took a pat on the case: "From now on, prepare for the war in an all-round way. Each military position has its own responsibility. Conscription, buying horses, and raising food and grass are limited to seven days. After seven days, the army will go out. If there are any omissions, they will be severely punished by military law! If there are no other issues , all the lovers will retire from the court immediately, and each will settle down to his duties!"

pretty! !Xiao Ma, who was hiding behind the curtain, watched Feng Wu go to court for the first time so wonderfully, and couldn't help being deeply admired and moved: Who would have thought that such a domineering, stunning, and imposing new emperor is actually a second-hand foodie Woolen cloth?

Fat Niao withdrew from the imperial court with a turbulent mood, but the remarks he had just made at the imperial court had already spread throughout the harem following the eyeliner of all the concubines in the harem.As for major government affairs, the people in the harem didn't care much about it. What they cared about was that the Phoenix Emperor was about to go to the battlefield! !Then whoever can conceive Fenghuang's child before Fenghuang fights is the same as the quasi-empress dowager! ! !And this great opportunity, only women have! !Yue Xiaomiao is so weak!What's the use of being favored again! !

So the concubines began to delve crazily into the secret method of how to get pregnant in one step.

A new round of palace fighting is about to break out, and it will be unprecedentedly cruel.As if he had foreseen this consequence in advance, Fat Niao held the first harem meeting after retreating from the court, and set up a meeting place in the small square of the harem for all the concubines to attend.

There's no way, that's what it's like to be a leader.

Fat Niao came to the main podium with a big teacup, and the eunuch wanted to help him take it, but he refused, the reason was that it would be nice to have a big teacup in a meeting, and a big tea cover was necessary. [Xiao Ma == what is wrong with this. 】The concubines naturally didn't dare to be late, they had already sat neatly below, all of them still smeared with makeup and dressed up beautifully, hoping that the emperor would notice them on the stage, and some of them started to wink and wink when they were below.

Feng Wu took a seat on the stage, took out a dozen scripts and started to speak, in fact, the pony on the side looked at it, it was all blank paper, this is what the master called stylish, only heard Fat Niao holding the script and started to read : "Dear harem concubines, today, the weather is very clear, we gathered in this back garden where birds are singing and flowers are fragrant, and we will spend a wonderful afternoon together... I will omit the opening remarks [this is what he said himself]."

The concubines (⊙_⊙) clapped desperately——ah!What does it mean to omit a thousand words! !Your Majesty, what do you want to do? !

Fat Niao threw away the speech, took out a five-inch thick steel plate from under the table, and held it up to everyone, "Look carefully, it's solid! Guard Horse, show them!"

The faces of the concubines turned pale—they had heard that cruel emperors tortured and killed concubines for fun. Could it be that the emperor wanted to hit them with this thing for fun! ! !

The pony then knocked on the big steel plate to confirm that it was solid.

Fat Bird asked him to hold it, and then said to everyone: "You all keep your eyes open for me!!"

The concubines were all sweating and shivering, but the emperor asked them to look up, and no one dared to blink or lower their heads. They could only bite their handkerchiefs, and several of them leaned together.

Fat Bird coughed dryly, and then spat out flaming saliva from its mouth. The saliva landed on the steel plate, only to hear a loud noise again and again, and immediately a big hole was formed! !

Xiao Ma immediately stepped off the stage, showing everyone that the hole where the water had melted was still steaming, and the fusing surface inside was still flickering with fire.

After the pony walked around, the fat bird continued: "My beloved concubines, you have seen that, as the only burning sun phoenix of the Feng clan, I am full of such high-heat flames in my body, my saliva drools!" It can melt the steel plate, so my cock can only be hotter than this, if you want to conceive my child, first consider whether your body is more heat-resistant than this steel plate, and the meeting ends."

Not surprisingly, all the concubines were petrified.

A terrible palace fight was resolved invisible by the fat bird like this, really worthy of a generation of Mingjun!The eunuchs flattered Feng Wu one after another.